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Hot Pastrami!

Nineteen pretty women come to meet handsome firemen and find Larry telling jokes. Ture story. Larry explains why 13 portions of hot pastrami are about right and where he stands…

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We Just Want To Pee and Sleep

Larry tries to suppress his crankiness as he endures a nearly comical string of wacky hotel rooms in Seattle. Then Larry recites “A Very Short Song” by Dorothy Parker and…

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The Duke & Other Drinkers (Rebroadcast)

Larry recites “Ace Of Spades” by Motorhead in honor of the passing of Lemmy Kilmister! Then he talks about the new Duke Spirits brand of bourbon, inspired by John Wayne,…

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The Canter’s Larry Tales

Larry tells of his triumphant return to the famous Canter’s Deli in Los Angeles, where he darkened the door every morning during his early years in town. He talks about…

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The St. Massacre Day Valentine

A Valentine’s Day ambush by Larry and why won’t Larry throw out a hazelnut almond milk creamer even though it’s absolutely disgusting? Plus, the story of the real St. Valentine.…

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Larry Sasses A State Trooper!

A young Larry is roughed up by some state troopers just for politely asking for one little cigarette. OK, so he didn’t ask politely and it happened while he was…

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    The Final Episode! Does He Drink Coffee? (2020)

    December 2, 2020 /

    Dear listeners, welcome to the last episode of The Larry Miller Show! We have really enjoyed bringing the show to you and being part of this fun with all of you. For the grand finale, since it is December, we have decided to go out with our annual holiday tradition of Larry re-telling his story, “Does He Drink Coffee?” Plus, Larry does a big tribute to the late, great Sean Connery. Also, Larry tells his favorite joke of all time and recites his favorite Robert Frost poem from memory. As you may have noticed, we haven’t had a new episode in a few months. We’ve been unable to find a…

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  • Episodes

    His Friend Didn’t Know He Was On Fire (rebroadcast)

    August 1, 2020 /

    Larry talks about how much he loves station wagons and Chevelles! Plus crashing his parents’ station wagon and buying himself a brand new Mercury Colony Park wagon! Then hear about Larry’s friend didn’t know he was on fire. Speaking of cars, Larry recounts a great scene from the classic Steve McQueen movie “The Getaway.”And now, with further ado. Quote of the week: “But he didn’t know he was on fire.”

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    Smiling At The Supermarket (Rebroadcast)

    September 28, 2019

    The Two Best Steaks Ever

    April 6, 2019

    Vote Larry!

    December 15, 2019
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    Larry Goes Hitchhiking (rebroadcast)

    July 25, 2020 /

    Hear about the time Larry hitchhiked to college in western Massachusetts. Did he live to tell the tale? Tune in and find out! Then Larry knocks over tent poles in his family car. And find out what to do if a bully kicks sand in your face at the beach! Finally, we hear about the classic musical “Fiddler on the Roof” and Larry recites the poem ” When You Are Old” by Yeats. https://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: “Fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

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    Who Wants A Brand New Car?

    April 13, 2019

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    June 8, 2019

    Doing More With Less

    July 6, 2016
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    It’s Too Hot To Be Happy (rebroadcast)

    July 18, 2020 /

    [ppowerpress]It’s too hot to be happy. That’s all there is to it. Yet, Larry makes mirth with tales of some of the hottest and coldest days of his life. In honor of the scorching sun, Larry recites “Summer Sun” by Robert Louis Stevenson. And he talks about the great World War II movie “They Were Expendable.” Quote of the week: “It’s a-hot out there.”

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    Larry Goes Hitchhiking (rebroadcast)

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