Absinthe Makes The Heart Go Wander

October 19, 2011 / 27 Comments

“The theme of this show is all about throwing things up,” says Larry. Well, yes and no. On a completely unrelated note, the Upland chapter of the LMDS checks in, sharing an absinthe-based drink recipe. We ruminate, confab and otherwise mull over what exactly absinthe is and ain’t.

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Also in this episode, Larry is a world-class “opener and closer of things” and isn’t shy about admitting it. He once again expresses disgust and general loathing for the metric system. Who’s with us? Burma? Liberia? Anyone else? You’ll all come crawling back someday!

And just when you thought there would be no more hamper updates, intrigue and suspense ensue! What’s the future of Larry’s fourfecta? Will it break? Will it go to five? Will it go on tour? Tune in to find out!

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    “Once you start talking like Foghorn Leghorn, you really can’t stop.” (Selected by a quorum of LMDS Members.)

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27 Comments

  • Burbank Arnie

    October 19, 2011 at 10:10 am

    ALERT STOP ALERT STOP

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  • Grant Young

    October 19, 2011 at 12:18 pm

    Hey, how can I get last week’s podcast? I tried downloading this week’s and got this week’s. What’s the deal with that?

  • state your name

    October 20, 2011 at 12:47 pm

    I’m late making this comment, but it’s very important, so here goes. During last week’s show, Larry was talking about the deluxe bar of soap that he got at a Disney hotel in Orlando about six years ago. He mentioned that he had photographed it, and that he had posted the photos here on the site. Naturally, I was interested in seeing the soap, but I wouldn’t say I was terribly excited about it. But when Larry pointed out that one of the photos showed the soap sitting atop the NEW HAMPER, I sprung into action immediately, without even the slightest pause to think about it, and grabbed my mouse and scrolled down the page looking for the hamper photo. I was EXCITED to see Larry’s hamper! When I found the photo, I stared at it for a few seconds, and thought to myself… “That’s a nice hamper”. Then I paused and thought to myself… “What is WRONG with me?”

  • TheyAlwaysJump

    October 21, 2011 at 8:21 am

    That story of the unfortunate motorist was equal parts entertaining and depressing. Although it did remind me of a time in college when I ended up sick and barefoot. I was spending the night at a young lady’s house after a night of over-imbibing and awoke in the morning to find that I had apparently leaned out of bed in the middle of night, thrown up on the floor…and my shoes, then passed out again. I had to walk home barefoot in the morning, and not only did I earn the scorn of that particular young lady, but also got dirty looks from her roommates the rest of the year. But at least I didn’t have to go to the clink!

  • Sean

    October 21, 2011 at 11:22 am

    OK, I have a question… Is anyone else getitng an ad for help with drug addition on the right side of their page? Either an awesome indicator of Larry’s fan base or a serious personal issue I should be looking into.

  • LarryE

    October 21, 2011 at 11:37 am

    What robbers say: Larry mentioned “Stick ’em up” and “Reach for the sky.”

    I think it was Humphry Bogart I heard say, in one movie, “Heist ’em!” — meaning, “Hoist ’em” (raise the hands). Thus the word “heist” for a stick-up.

  • ciga-Rhett

    October 24, 2011 at 8:29 am

    I’m tired of hearing about jerk cops hassling tax-paying citizens out having a little fun. Clearly it was 4 bored cops on a Thursday night with nothing better to do. Adam Carolla has it right when he complains.

    Nice work boys, the next round is on me.

    No, wait, it isn’t.

  • Joey

    October 25, 2011 at 4:29 pm

    The police are bought and paid for by the government and corporations. Look at how the police are treating peaceful protesters. All they care about is revenue to the city insure that their fat pensions are still paid for. (In San Jose, after 25 years, they get their pay for life . . . which is upwards of $120K a year. Larry, do you get that deal?)

  • Brian Daub

    October 26, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    Now the ad says Stop Drinking Now! but the top one could be for this podcast as well….Drinking Alcohol Help….I think Mr. Miller could be our sponsor!

  • Brian Daub

    October 26, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    Nothing at all is wrong with you. Soap isn’t my thing….neither are hampers, but when Larry put up on Facebook pictures of them together, well, I was clicking just like you.

    I think in a few months we’ll all be going to get one of those hampers and melding soap in our spare time!

    Thanks Larry!

  • drinkig with friends all night

    October 27, 2011 at 11:35 pm

    Will you please do your bit on the levels of drunkeness that ppl go thru while drinking all night. I once saw you do it on Short attention span theater. It was part of your stand up routine….

    Greg

  • Mrs. Fuller

    December 3, 2011 at 9:13 am

    DITTO – and then I started thinking – we need a hamper… Stopped myself as I reached for the car keys.

    It makes me so happy and mellow – it’s as good as a cocktail – better with. :0)

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