Say “bye bye Birdie” and “hello doggie on this” week’s episode as Larry welcomes a new dog to the pack on Milleronia and also talks about previously-named 1963 musical. (It’s just an excuse to talk about Ann Margaret some more. Like we need an excuse.) And on Poetry Corner, Larry recites the poem, “As The Ruin Falls” by the famous writer C.S. Lewis. Larry also laments missing National Chicken Wing Day. Never again. Never, ever again. Quote of the week: “I’d put my name in that hat.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

This episode is a little late because Larry had an audition. And he was almost late to that audition because of, how shall we say, biology. And you’ll hear all about it! Plus, we get a report on Larry’s post-audition lunch and the “Biblical hotties” that work there. And Larry talks about the great Sean Connery movie “The Man Who Would Be King.” On Poetry Corner, Larry recites another great one from Edgar Albert Guest: “Tinkerin’ At Home.” And news from Milleronia! Larry is getting another dog! Will he learn to fly one of Larry’s helicopters? Quote of the week: “He looks like a Jewish Oddjob.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry plays pantomime with two incomprehensible restaurant employees. Or someone was playing an elaborate practical joke on him. He winds up paying $13.82 for a Coke, but gets an “instant classic” story for the show out of it. And to heck with his diet. And we learn what the name “Third Base Bar” means. Plus, Larry recites the poem “A Wish” by Matthew Arnold and talks about the “Thin Man” series of movies. Quote of the week: “Rendezvous, which in French means Rendezvous.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

The Queen of Milleronia is off in Vegas, so Viva Las Larry! Larry tells stories about beautiful Vegas weddings and the time Larry mistakenly thought his friend was trying to turn him into a coke fiend. We hear about the great Ann Margaret movie Viva Las Vegas (some rock singer guy was in it, too) and Larry recites the moving poem “There Will Come Soft Rains.” Is this a great show? You bet your not-so-sweet bippy! Quote of the week: “Make sure you get a good silkwood scrub with a hard brush.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox