Larry talks about the difference between staying in a nice hotel for vacation and staying in a nice hotel for work. Then he conjures up an imaginary night by himself in a Las Vegas hotel and still doesn’t even think of cheating on his wife. Plus a recitation of “A Farewell” by Tennyson and “Cat On A Hot Tin Roof” on Magic Movie Moment. Quote Of The Week: “I was let go because my company moved to the moon.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry talks about his son’s graduation from Marine basic training and their unsuccessful attempt to buy “normal underwear.” Plus, we hear about the great movie “Young Frankenstein” and also a poem by Robert Louis Stevenson. Quote Of The Week: “Whatever hair I have, I comb.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry tells of his triumphant return to the famous Canter’s Deli in Los Angeles, where he darkened the door every morning during his early years in town. He talks about his father’s unsuccessful attempts to induce labor on his Mom and how he didn’t speak for the first four years of his life. Quote Of The Week: “Nothing was happening. I was not coming out.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana (in abstentia)

Larry tells about the first and only time he wore makeup on a date. Guess how that went? Then he recounts the days when he didn’t have a television or an air conditioner — on purpose, if you can believe that. Then we hear about how much he likes obituaries, but only ones for nice people. Speaking of hot, this week’s Magic Movie Moment is the great “Cool Hand Luke!” Quote Of The Week: “You’re living on the moon of Jupiter!” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana