Hear how Larry’s so-called manners lost him an agent. What goes best with KFC, The Maltese Falcon and a six-pack of beer? Nothing! Or should we say nobody. A listener asks if Larry wears a suit and tie when recording the podcast? Um, sure! The sweatpants and moccasins are just for the photo. What is he, Mr. Goodwrench? Quote of the week: “Look, Mr. Stupid.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry gets so distracted by Burt Lancaster that he forgets to do The Poetry Corner. (Don’t worry, the show still winds up going 17 minutes longer than it’s supposed to.) We hear lots about Leslie Nielsen and Forbidden Planet. Plus, we get a triple shot of Joke Of The Week courtesy of classic comedian Myron Cohen! Quote of the week: “Audition, eh?” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry admits that he would have liked to kiss Annette Funicello and also that he loves “I Love Lucy.” We get a double shot of the joke of the week, plus a pretty spectacular poem on The Poetry Corner. Quote of the week: “Boy, I sounded like someone’s grandfather saying that.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry does not suffer April fools lightly. He looks up the origin of April Fools Day and the information doesn’t make him like it any better. In honor of the start of baseball season, we hear a classic baseball poem and talk about the movie “The Pride of the Yankees.” There is no joy in Level 5 City, the mighty Larry has struck out. Quote of the week: “He said something in old English. And then they skinned you.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana