Larry’s new year’s resolution is to teach you the difference between a tuba and a sousaphone. (Setting achievable goals is a key to a successful life.) Gather up your foul weather gear in your best rucksack. Larry talks about the seemingly endless sheets of rain that are soaking the Southern California area. It’s OK, we really need it. Hear “Our Man Miller’s” imitation of his own ringtone, which is, of course, even funnier than the orignal ringtone. Then he talks about working with Bobbie Phillips on the movie Carnival of Souls. Find out the REAL reason that Larry’s glad he’s not a stunningly beautiful woman. Then enjoy a quick stop…

The hamper update to end all hamper updates. We know we’ve said it before, but this time, we mean it. Yes, the hamper update takes an unexpected turn that was completely expected. By the time it’s over, Larry is as close to being the Dad from A Christmas Story as he could possibly be. Larry saves his wife from a bloodthirsty, gigantic slug. And does soap-bar melding float your boat? Then get ready for the RETURN OF THE FIVEFECTA, or “How Larry Got His Soap Mojo Back.” But wait, there’s more! We award honorary doctorates and Colonel ranks to the first 500,000 listeners who download this episode! Yes, listen to…

We couldn’t let the tradition lapse, so we snuck Larry into the studio just to record the annual re-telling of his Christmas story, “Does He Drink Coffee?” Merry Christmas to all of our listeners. Thanks again for your patience and support. Quote of the week: “If you needed a gun, call me. He’ll get you one.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana

Larry Miller talks about the death and burial of a loyal shirt and the socks that loved it. And admits to being a trekkie. Yes, Larry powers through a cold to deliver another slam-bang-pow (cough) show. After weeks of preaching the wonders of the spit-bucket, Larry talks about the one time he kept eating food on a set. Yes, on this episode, we hear about Larry eating turkey with William Shatner for seven hours. And so much more. Until next week, live Larry and prosper. Quote of the week: “I will admit the hula-dancing, green-skinned woman is still in my mind.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out…