You can fall off a barstool, but you can never fall off the floor. Or so says Larry in this episode. Larry talks about bending an elbow with some fans in Tallahassee. Also, in lieu of a secret handshake for Larry Miller Drinking Society members, we come up with a verbal code. We’d tell you about it here, but it’s verbal! You’ll just have to listen to this episode. Then Larry talks about being persistently lunkheaded or lunkheadedly persistent with a big-time talent agent in New York City in the 1980s. There are updates aplenty this week, include a hamper update, a fourfecta update (formerly the bifecta update) and an…

Our rakish raconteur talks about why a poor man’s tow shot is better than a regular tow shot. Plus, hear about the horror of new hand towels! And could this latest hamper update be the last hamper update ever? Is Larry taking matters into his own hands? Is he putting this controversy to rest once and for all? Why, it’s inconthievable! Quote of the week: “I hope Drano hires a million people a day.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana

“The theme of this show is all about throwing things up,” says Larry. Well, yes and no. On a completely unrelated note, the Upland chapter of the LMDS checks in, sharing an absinthe-based drink recipe. We ruminate, confab and otherwise mull over what exactly absinthe is and ain’t. Also in this episode, Larry is a world-class “opener and closer of things” and isn’t shy about admitting it. He once again expresses disgust and general loathing for the metric system. Who’s with us? Burma? Liberia? Anyone else? You’ll all come crawling back someday! And just when you thought there would be no more hamper updates, intrigue and suspense ensue! What’s the…

Larry gets lost in a convention of Elvis impersonators at an Indian casino and, not surprisingly, has the time of life. Is Larry losing the battle of the wills? Find out in this week’s HAMPER UPDATE! And what do goofy guards in South Africa have to do with Sonny Burgess and the Legendary Pacers? Listen in and find out! Nominum quid geminus!? Quote of the week: “She knew I was, what’s the word…lying.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana