Larry takes Jerry Seinfeld and George Wallace to help him pick out a a brand new 1989 Mercury Colony Park wagon back in, well, 1989 obviously. Porsche? Nah. Camaro? Feh. The Colony Park winds up being his chick magnet! Also, Larry talks about his wardrobe, including his 30-year-old pants and why there is absolutely nothing wrong with them. Don’t judge, you! And find out the the best place for clam chowder. Is it Boston? Is it San Francisco? Is it in your shirt pocket? And Larry returns from the road to find his house in an odd state. Yes, of course he finds it in the state of California, smart…

Larry talks about spending an involuntary vacation in the snow. Plus, we hear about his search for really good beef jerky, really good pistachios and really good martini olives. Then Larry welcomes the new year, but not for too long. That’s enough. And Larry teases us with the possible existence of an eightfecta, possibly to be known colloquially as the octafecta? We also have a long overdue and very serious hamper update. And a joke of the week? And a safety razor update? That’s our update update. Quote of the week: “What are you gonna do on the 4th? Read the Declaration of Independence?” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend!…

Larry does an unplanned 20 minute tutorial on making martinis, then apologizes for his previous apologies. This is the first time a drink recipe has included the expressions, “Show it who’s boss,” “Big triple to the power alley” and “Beat it around the fleet.” As always, all stories are guaranteed true and stirred, not shaken. Quote of the week: “Fellas, you look lonely. Would you like to meet someone who’s just like you?” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana, LMDS

Three kinds of people walk in LA. And courtesy of a dead car battery, Larry becomes one of them and fails to conquer time. Then Larry tells of his longing for McClure’s pickles and of hinge abuses around his house during possibly his most rambunctious hamper update ever. A John Carradine AND a David Carradine reference in one episode? Plus Larry gets the website address right for 3 weeks in a row? Plus, this is our longest episode ever by 46 whole seconds! You’re welcome! (This IS a half-hour show, you know.) Pinch yourself. You may be dreaming. Quote of the week: “It’s just as good as the pickle story.”…