Larry talks about his trip to Dallas, continuing his tradition of plugging shows once they are already past. Then Larry visits “Camp Shakeitoff,” a lovely place where we won’t be talking about feelings and there will be no therapists on speed dial. Also, we hear about possums and their habit of playing, well, you know, possum. Plus, two new segments! And of course, that means two new wacky sound effects. As always, all stories are guaranteed true, Pluto is a planet and don’t rat to Larry’s wife, you. Quote of the week: “Thank God it was a paperback.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow…

Spit buckets and broken legs are afoot in this week’s episode as Larry talks about some of his favorite show business superstitions and traditions. Who has better taste in Clairol Girls, Larry or his son? YOU make the call! The good news is that Dr. Laxamana has returned to work, more gruntled than ever! Remember, all stories guaranteed true and Homer is Homer! And this week’s guest star is Larry Miller. Quote of the week: “It was the Earl of Oxford who worked in the box factory.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio…

Larry hopes you screwed up Valentine’s Day. Hear why he thinks it’s a good idea to flub this holiday or at least phone it in. See you at the all-night jewelry store! On what seems to be a related matter but is not, Larry once again professes his love of being wrong. Then we hear about a drinker he met on a plane that put him to shame. This, plus a joke, two updates and about 14 topics we never got to on this week’s This Week With Larry Miller! Quote of the week: “Get a load of you. Get a load of you.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend!…

Larry is smitten with Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson. Will his love be requited, even though the top of his head is missing? Larry talks about how hard modeling is. Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful. Then we hear about a woman who wouldn’t believe that Larry was Larry and why you shouldn’t bother starting a diet until after the Super Bowl. And we have a new update, the update update. Is this the update to end all updates? Or is it no update at all? (A gong rings in the distance.) That’s it? You’re done reading the episode description? Doesn’t surprise me. You’ve done nothing but complain…