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The Geopolitics of Socks
Larry needs a U.N. resolution just to keep his feet warm. Yes, Larry gets into a mental logjam trying to buy some socks. Then he wonders what something is worth if you get it at a discount. Give Larry some credit. No, literally, give him some credit. The battle of the safety razor blade continues. Then Larry pines for macintosh apples (the fruit, not the computer) and waxes nostalgic about Venus Paradise (the coloring set, not the strip joint near the airport). Later, we hear about Washington coming BACK across the Delaware, the little-known (by us) history of the Amazons, why the founding fathers were so high and how much…
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Larry’s Little White Lie
Larry genuinely loves to be wrong. But this week, he loves to be right! That’s the truth. Not a little white lie. That comes later, if we can figure out what a white lie exactly is.Three new updates this week! Now with semi-relevant sound effects! Larry goes overboard with the “Burial At Sea Update.” Then we get a charge out of the “Dead Battery Update.” Finally, he puts the “mental” in “Environmental Update.” Curly lightbulbs, watch your back. Quote of the week: “Prisoners get better toilet paper than that.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff…
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3 Kinds of People That Walk in LA
Three kinds of people walk in LA. And courtesy of a dead car battery, Larry becomes one of them and fails to conquer time. Then Larry tells of his longing for McClure’s pickles and of hinge abuses around his house during possibly his most rambunctious hamper update ever. A John Carradine AND a David Carradine reference in one episode? Plus Larry gets the website address right for 3 weeks in a row? Plus, this is our longest episode ever by 46 whole seconds! You’re welcome! (This IS a half-hour show, you know.) Pinch yourself. You may be dreaming. Quote of the week: “It’s just as good as the pickle story.”…
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They Make ‘Em Tough In Texas
Larry hopes you screwed up Valentine’s Day. Hear why he thinks it’s a good idea to flub this holiday or at least phone it in. See you at the all-night jewelry store!On what seems to be a related matter but is not, Larry once again professes his love of being wrong. Then we hear about a drinker he met on a plane that put him to shame. This, plus a joke, two updates and about 14 topics we never got to on this week’s This Week With Larry Miller! Quote of the week: “Get a load of you. Get a load of you.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And…
