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Absinthe Makes The Heart Go Wander
“The theme of this show is all about throwing things up,” says Larry. Well, yes and no. On a completely unrelated note, the Upland chapter of the LMDS checks in, sharing an absinthe-based drink recipe. We ruminate, confab and otherwise mull over what exactly absinthe is and ain’t. Also in this episode, Larry is a world-class “opener and closer of things” and isn’t shy about admitting it. He once again expresses disgust and general loathing for the metric system. Who’s with us? Burma? Liberia? Anyone else? You’ll all come crawling back someday! And just when you thought there would be no more hamper updates, intrigue and suspense ensue! What’s the…
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You Can Never Fall Off The Floor
You can fall off a barstool, but you can never fall off the floor. Or so says Larry in this episode. Larry talks about bending an elbow with some fans in Tallahassee. Also, in lieu of a secret handshake for Larry Miller Drinking Society members, we come up with a verbal code. We’d tell you about it here, but it’s verbal! You’ll just have to listen to this episode. Then Larry talks about being persistently lunkheaded or lunkheadedly persistent with a big-time talent agent in New York City in the 1980s. There are updates aplenty this week, include a hamper update, a fourfecta update (formerly the bifecta update) and an…
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Larry vs. The Gigantic Slug
The hamper update to end all hamper updates. We know we’ve said it before, but this time, we mean it. Yes, the hamper update takes an unexpected turn that was completely expected. By the time it’s over, Larry is as close to being the Dad from A Christmas Story as he could possibly be. Larry saves his wife from a bloodthirsty, gigantic slug. And does soap-bar melding float your boat? Then get ready for the RETURN OF THE FIVEFECTA, or “How Larry Got His Soap Mojo Back.” But wait, there’s more! We award honorary doctorates and Colonel ranks to the first 500,000 listeners who download this episode! Yes, listen to…
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Larry is a Rake & Boulevardier!
Our rakish raconteur talks about why a poor man’s tow shot is better than a regular tow shot. Plus, hear about the horror of new hand towels! And could this latest hamper update be the last hamper update ever? Is Larry taking matters into his own hands? Is he putting this controversy to rest once and for all? Why, it’s inconthievable! Quote of the week: “I hope Drano hires a million people a day.” Get your very own Larry Miller Drinking Society card by sending a stamped self-addressed envelope to: Larry Miller Drinking Society c/o ACE Broadcasting 10061 Riverside Dr. #276 Toluca Lake, CA 91602 USA Enjoy the show? Tell…
