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    This Episode is Gluten Free!

    Larry goes to the emergency room with his son after he gets beaned playing baseball. Larry tells us how to enjoy spending time in a hospital and how to hail the world’s biggest cab. Not in the same night, though. Then we hear about Larry trying to act like a hot shot while at the hardware store. Other important topics covered include Larry’s love of blue Bic pens and yellow legal pads, his battles over the air conditioner in his house. Listen to this show and you’ll be happy. And we’ll be happy. And the lights will be happy, because they’re on. And you’ll wake up in manure bark. All…

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    Larry On Playboy and In Penthouse

    The finer points of Playboy playmates are discussed on this week’s show. And you’ve heard of “flop sweats?” Well, Larry talks about coming down with a case of “porn sweats” while trying to buy Penthouse and Playboy magazines. Larry admits to not knowing anything about cars or electronics. (Please feign surprise.) And he once again does the dance of the slowly sinking mic stand. The quote of the week: “I thought I was losing my mind.” Get your very own Larry Miller Drinking Society card by sending a stamped self-addressed envelope to: Larry Miller Drinking Society c/o ACE Broadcasting 10061 Riverside Dr. #276 Toluca Lake, CA 91602 USA! Enjoy the…

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    One Million Downloads Can’t Be Wrong

    Larry eats hot Cambodian food with a tunnel rat from Drake’s Drum. And so goes the world’s most enigmatic episode description. Eh, shift happens. Yes, hear about Larry dining with one of his drinking pals, whose food was so spicy, Larry couldn’t even stand to SMELL it! Also, baseball players are funnier than you think. Especially when they’re pretending someone stinks. And so goes the world’s least amusing rhyme. But hear about Cleveland’s Josh Tomlin getting upstaged by a teammate on TV. Then Larry talks about the wonders of nature. You know, the rainbows, the hummingbirds, the copperhead snakes that drop on you from trees, the river-borne parasites that’ll make…