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The Greatest Story Larry’s Ever Heard
Hear Larry’s Uncle Harry’s bizarre, face to face confrontation with a Japanese soldier at the close of World War II. Larry opens the show by admitting he doesn’t know how to dress properly for weather and is at fault for his own sleepiness. Hear about Larry’s “office on Venus” and how it made him sleepy for nine years. Do you like it when Larry talks about vikings? Well, you will not be disappointed with this episode! Be an auditory witness as Larry segues from daylight saving time into vikings and King Phyrrus and slam, bang, pow, straight into the downside of Cinco De Mayo. It can’t be done, you say?…
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The Five Levels of Drinking Redux
Larry performs one of his signature comedy routines, “The Five Levels of Drinking.” This is the first time Larry has ever done this bit NOT in front of a live audience! He then urges caution on the rules for a proposed Larry Miller drinking game. By the way… Later, Larry placates the stateside listeners who feel like they are not getting as much attention as overseas listeners in “exotic” locations. Also hear about normal people, lunatics and actors and how to tell the difference. (Spoiler alert — normal people and actors don’t carry parrots around.) In Larry Miller Drinking Society news, Larry thanks the listeners for abundant suggestions for Latin…
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Larry Miller and Other Lunatics of the World
Politicians are the serious maniacs in our society, so says Larry. He then gives advice on how a gillionaire can easily win an election. He also talks about when his parents asked him what he wanted to do with his life. Amazingly, nobody fainted, dropped dead, took a swing at him or did a spit-take when he said he wanted to be a comedian. Also in this episode, Larry expresses dumbfoundation that someone got credit for inventing the number zero. Hear how Larry feels simultaneously proud that he has evolved from writing with a quill into a user of modern technology, but still feel suppressed by technology. He discusses the…
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Love Me Like A Viking
Larry admits becoming a starstruck boob in front of Val Kilmer and Dennis Farina. He expresses his love of “phony leather” but wonders if vegetables are people, too. In this episode — learn how the right pen can turn your life around. Hear about how Larry’s kind offer to share a free sandwich was rebuffed. Get an update on the “Indian style” vs. “criss-cross applesauce” controversy. Larry also talks about the other famous Larry Millers and how they beat him to all of the good website addresses. All this, plus letters and comments from listeners and Larry Miller Drinking Society members from across the globe! Agents from Slovenia and Brazil…
