Blame It On George Wallace

Comedian George Wallace talks Larry into bribing an airline clerk, with disastrously hilarious results. Or hilariously disastrous results. It wasn’t pretty. Let’s just say that.


Then hear about a pint-sized Larry (and cronies) trying to perform outpatient surgery on a friend with a pen knife. And we hear about Larry’s continuing love affair with wrestling and office supplies.

Also, Larry makes a few Freudian slips. You know what a Freudian slip is, right? It’s when you say one thing when you mean your mother.

Quote of the week:

    “What’s the word? Beer!”

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Show Credits

Executive Producer: Donny Misraje

Producer: Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana

Show Summary: Matt Fondiler

Web Engineer: Sandy Ganz

22 Comments

  • Brian Daub

    If I download this podcast for myself and put it on an mp3 player and then copy it onto a CD for my parents (they still have dial-up!) it’s still one download.

    But if I download it twice into seperate folders on my computer, will it be counted as 2 downloads or because I have one IP address for this computer the system still only counts it as one?

    Just trying to find more ways to up your download numbers!

  • big jim

    The Adventures of Larry Miller, PI:

    The Case of the Kidnapped Boy Tenor

    Private investigator Larry Miller sits behind his desk, a tall glass of iced bourbon in one hand and the newest Sears catalog opened to the ladies undergarment section in the other.

    “Va-va-va-voom,” he says, having a closer look at the new Claiborne bra collection.

    His door opens and his secretary, Justine Fox, walks in. “Sir?” she says. “Your 3 o’clock is here.”

    Miller spews bourbon all over the place and throws the Sears catalog in his desk drawer. “Send her in,” he says, coughing.

    Just then the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen appears in his doorway. “Mr. Miller, PI?” she says.

    “That’s me, toots,” he says. “Please, have a seat. Cigarette?”

    “No, thank you.”

    “Drink?”

    “No.”

    Mr. Miller catches a glimpse of her bra strap on her shoulder. Definitely Claiborne, he thinks, Summer collection. “So what can I do for you?”

    “It’s my son,” the dame says. “He’s been kidnapped.”

    “And who is your son?”

    “Chris Logsamana.”

    Miller takes another swig of bourbon. “That name…it sounds familiar.”

    “He’s the boy tenor.”

    Miller spews bourbon all over his desk again. “Not from the David Vineyard Orchestra and Burrtaco Dancers?”

    Wiping a tear, the dame says, “The same.”

    “Golly! And I have tickets for that show this weekend!”

  • DubipR

    Another great episode.

    I laughed so loud at work my coworkers had to stop me from laughing too much. And I’m almost positive The Adventures of Larry Ringo was an old time radio show, sponsored by Gertie’s Castor Oil. If not, it should’ve been!

  • big jim

    Yoiks! I hope the boy tenor can be rescued by next Wednesday.

    By the by, “Hey, Mula! Come get your lunch!” is my new catchphrase.

  • Ford Prefect

    I usually don’t post compliments, because I don’t wear sycophanties, but Larry is looking less fat. Definitely less fat.

  • Ford Prefect

    Also, I miss Larry on Adam’s podcast. Larry should be foisted, thoroughly foisted on the audience. Comedy is the art of curiosity.

  • Uther

    If the guy who sent this box top drinks regularly, why does he need to eat a fiber cereal? Alcohol keeps me plenty regular!

  • Larchie

    Speaking of being regular, I have spent some time in other parts of the world lately and was surprised to find that the US did not have the best technology when it comes to toilets. Most other countries put a wash basin next to the toilet which is designed to make it easy to wash the butthole after use. This is done with a simple stream of water and the hand. Strangely enough, what will put a permanent stain on cotton shorts will not effect your hand at all. Well, as you probably know that smell can linger through a few hand washings, but that has never bothered me. It turns out that if you use this you will not need to scratch your butt and if you did there would be no residual fecal mater to soil the shorts and your sorry reputation with your wife.

  • big jim

    It’s called a bidet (beh-day), Larchie, not a ‘wash basin’. And it is primitive technology, cuz the toilets overseas cannot handle toilet paper. Japan has superior toilets (what with the seat-warmers and whimsical icons for flushing, etc) but the good ol’ US of A is decades ahead of Europe in the waste-disposal sector.

  • Brian Daub

    Do I have to send a S.A.S. Box to get the rum shipped to me?

    Oh wait, I asked the guy at the post office if I could ever mail a bottle of, let’s say, wine and he said no, they don’t ship spirits, his words, not mine.

  • Margaret

    I haven’t received my Larry Miller Drinking Society card yet. It’s been over a month since I sent in my request. Now I’m wondering if I accidentally included a stamped envelope with YOUR address….or must one ‘allow 8-12 weeks for delivery’?

  • the_musical_question

    No interviews with celebrity guests, please, ever. We just want to hear Larry, no one else. I enjoy the podcast. These last 2 episodes, this one and “The Tao of Larry” were just perfect. I think Mr. Larry Miller is getting better and better at this podcasting thing.

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