Do Not Rub The Bald Man’s Head!

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Larry returns from dropping his son off at college with a stern warning for all mascots — do not rub the bald man’s head! And Larry recites the epic Emerson poem Alphonso of Castille and talks about the classic college football movie Rudy.

Quote of the week: “I think I had too much sriracha on that burger.”