Larry Miller’s Virtual Get Well Card
As some of you have already heard, Larry Miller — stacker of soap, our fearless (and hairless) leader, the great updater, defender of Pluto — took a spill and conked the old noggin pretty good.
Please feel free to sign this “virtual get well card” for Larry by leaving a comment below. Thanks to everyone who has already sent in kind words and well wishes. You patience and kindness really means a lot and makes all the difference in the world.
We’ll keep you updated here and on the show’s Facebook page with any news on Larry’s recovery.
Until then, nominum quid geminus!?
And thanks to our friends at bindledog.com for this get well video!
2,201 Comments
RALPH BRUCE
Mr. Miller ~
i can’t wait to hear your rendition of your “mishap” !
get well soon – we need you back !
Art Eff
Get better soon, Larry!!!
Mike
Hope you are feeling better Larry. I’m sure you fell with grace and dignity, and you didn’t spill a drop from your martini.
Thom
Watch out for that gravity, Larry! It’s a real bitch! Hope you get well soon, WE NEED YOUR PODCASTS!!!
Undertoad
Best wishes sir. May your congenial nature help you in your recovery!
Marc
Get better soon, Larry!
Ryan K
Hope you’re back in the studio soon, Larry! You rock :]
Dave E
Get well soon, buddy. I’m looking forward to another virtual road trip with you.
Phrank
I hope your body learns its lesson and you finally grow a nice, thick, protective callous up there. Curbs AND cabinet doors be damned!! Get well soon, buddy!
Philbert
Larry, the traditional toast, “Bottoms up!” refers to the drink, not the drinker.
Get back on your feet soon, and this time … stay there!
David Barry
Larry,
I hope you mend quickly and are feeling better.
We miss your show. You are the best.
Dave
Matt
Get well soon, sir!
toorude89
We miss ya, pal. Get well soon, Larry!
Iggy
Larry,
Get well soon!! You’ll be back on your feet before you know it, and when you are stay ON YOUR FEET. Miss the podcast.
Iggy
Chris Peters
Get Better Soon, drinking buddy!
Phil and Melissa
Larry – We met you after your show in Atlanta last year and want you to get better soon so you can make a return visit. Love the podcast!
Christopher Piggott
The orchestra has been running amuck without your leadership. The last musical question they came up with was very, very naughty. Get well soon, and come back to work before they do something we all regret.
Chris
Granted people falling down has often got a good laugh out of me, but I prefer your wit to the physical aspects of your street act.
Ok, feel better now.
xo
Hai
Rest your head, Larry. We all miss your ramblings.
Todd Narrol
Get well soon Larry, relieved that you are ok. From now on…. shoes with better traction! Please for the love of all that is funny!! We need you!!
Peter
You’re important to me.
Jon
Pluto is a planet and Larry has a headache. Hopefully the second will change soon. Get well.
Brad Merritt
Get well soon.
Mark Burt
Hey Larry,
All the best, Take care. don’t come back until your well!
Cheers,
Wayne Kalbach
Somehow methinks you’ll be able to put a positive spin on even THIS! Here’s hoping you get back to vertical post haste…
Tony
Larry, if you stayed in bed this morning and skipped the job you go to and have an old movie to relax to and someone there who cares enough to bring you an ice pack and some pain killers, Larry, the game’s over and you’ve won. And that’s the second truest thing I know.
Art Oden
We are glad you are here to tell the tale.
Jason
Wishing you a quick recovery, Larry! You’re podcast is one of the bright spot of each week for me. Thanks for all that you do!
Good energy from Wisconsin,
Diane
I hope that you have a speedy recovery!!! Get well soon. The week won’t be the same without you. But I can wait until you are fully recovered!
*hugs*
-Diane.
Mike
Larry, if it could have happened anywhere it might as well have happened in a bar. I’m sure when you’re back behind the mic this will be another great tale to add to your list of stories. In the meantime, I raise a glass to your recovery and say, “nominum quid geminus!”
Linda B.
From someone who has also seen the sidewalk up close, I hope you feel better soon.
LTC Jon Brazelton
Best Wishes for a quick recovery, from all the members of the Camp Arifjan Kuwait Chapter of the LMDS!
John O. Dalke, former Boy Tenor
Get well soon, so we can hear your explanation of the bump on the noggin!
Jason
Squire Miller,
Glad to hear you’re on the mend and a full recovery is expected. I have just one question: What level is this?
Sincerely,
Squire Howard
kc
Miss you and your podcast! I sincerely hope you are well on the way to recovery and feeling better soon. LMDS isn’t the same without you 😉
James
Hope you feel better soon and I can’t wait to hear all about it.
Joshua
Get better soon Larry! My wife and I love listening to the show, so please don’t miss too many. 🙂
Chris McDermott
LARRY WE MISS YOU! It’s just not the same, “because then again”, we really aren’t all you! There’s a gap in the week without you. Wishing you a speedy recovery, and head injuries of your type have been proven to occasionally & spontaneously generate the re-sprouting of hair – so relax, and keep healing!
Chris Doehring
Get well, you big Palooka!
James Spencer
Speedy recovery! Can’t wait to hear the story. I’m sure you’ll find the silver lining and make it funny. Cheers!
Russ
Larry, you may have heard about a rumor floating around as to the real reason why you lost your balance and fell. I hate to say this Larry… due to the circumstances I believe the gossip to be true and only you can create change. So get your family and friends together, head into a room filled with chairs set in a circular fashion and work it out. Together you all should be able to create a letter to Gillette and tell them that arranging disposable razors at the entrance of that bar, in the hopes of tripping you, is uncalled for! A person should be able to voice their displeasure of new razor technology while lamenting about the razors of yesteryear, without having to worry about being tripped! May all their beer be flat! Long live The Larry Miller Drinking Society!!!
Rob
As soon as I heard this I checked online to find out about any new updates.
You’ re a good guy, I was worried about you.
rolo
Get well! Sic back something that your bartender calls a double!
jc
I’ve heard to the best thing for an achy head is gin. Feel better soon, Larry.
Tom
Two words: Unnecessary Roughness.
Simon
D’oh! My head is sending positive thoughts to your head! Get better soon you funny guy you!
Dan McConville
Hope you feel better soon.next time make sure you have someone behind you when you do a “trust fall”
David Champion
Get well soon Larry, the Hypothetical Road Trip is nothing without you, nothing I say!
Jon Tollefson
Larry, I hope it’s not long till you recover, you’re really missed! Take care Pal, Jon
Peter
“The Falling Star” by Sara Teasdale
I saw a star slide down the sky,
Blinding the north as it went by,
Too burning and too quick to hold,
Too lovely to be bought or sold,
Good only to make wishes on
And then forever to be gone.
—
Best wishes, Larry!
Sharky
Did you see “double” after this spill?
Fletch
AND BY … another get-well-soon wish. Do I wish you well?? NO!! I DON’T!! I click through LarryMillerPodcast.com and wish you well.
Michael
Dear Mr. Larry Miller,
Darn that gravity! Always trying to keep highfalutin down.
Godspeed to an excellent recovery, old friend.
p.s. Serendipity(happy accident)
I found this while looking online for some Robert Frost poems concerning life:
“When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.”
– Yogi Berra
Jeff
I’m sure you’ll describe the now-famous incident – We want you back so you can talk about it. Hope you bounce back immediately if not sooner!
Ryan II (GEMINUS)
The illustrator of the card has been kind. Get better quicker.
Soapy Pete
Larry, our martini olives are at half-mast. Get well soon ya knucklehead, we miss you and hope for a speedy recovery. Take care!
Darren
Hope you’re back to 100% soon! Love your show and made it a habit to click on your Amazon banner daily, just in case I buy something.
Austin
I have always said if you listen to Larry miller’s podcast you will soon realize that he knows the secret to life and he shares it with us for an hour every week. Do us all a favor and get well soon pal!
Dave
Forget cabinets! We need sidewalks made of meat!
David
Wishing you the very best, ensign Miller! Dr. McCoy would like to look you over when you’re discharged.
Dave
Larry,
Your podcast has made me more of a fan. You sound like just the kind of guy I’d love to have a drink with. Get well soon!
" Big" Will Buckles
Larry,
As some one who has time in the ICU with a head injury I know all the “Fun” you must be having. I hope to see you back in the saddle soon leading the Million Martini March. Here’s to you and a full and speedy recovery.
Jeremy Moore
Get well soon pal!
Neem Stessman
Get Well real soon, Larry!!!
Jim Conway
Get better soon, Larry. We miss your stories.
Chris Berry
Hi Larry!
Heard that you went two rounds with the floor. Hope you taught that concrete a good lesson!
Get well soon, come back to the podcast and making us all smile…our days are all the more gray without you.
I did mange to remember a head injury joke…hope you like it.
A psychiatrist interviews a patient recovering from a head injury. When asked if the patient had any long-term side effects, he answered, “I’m fine. I used to use the wrong words in a sentence on occasion, but now I’m push-up bra fuse box Hubert Humphrey.”
Alex Michaud
Get well soon, Larry!
The French-Canadian chapter of the LMDS needs a healthy leader. We need your guidance to reach level 5…
Dave
I hope you get well. Enough about you though, we need a bar room floor update. Is it damaged? I hope you remember how to enjoy your hospital stay, a real wise guy err.. wise man tought us how. All the best and lets get you an I.V. of scotch.
Edward
Heal!
All the very best for a speedy and painless recovery from a fellow ex-Long Islander.
BMS
Larry,
I’m sure one of the questions you’re most often asked now, next to “Will you need another dozen women tonight, Mr. Miller?,” is “How’s your noggin?” I hope you have the speediest of recoveries. The LMDS is starting to sober up…
Whitney
Hi Larry Miller!
I hope you are healing well!
Edward
Nominum quid iniuria?
This may be an LMDS qualified Level 5 event.
Steve G.
Get well soon Larry!
denise tutwiler
Get Well Larry!! We love you and we are sending all our prayers and good wishes for your quick recovery. Thanks Col Jeff for keeping us updated <3
Jake
While I’m not convinced that you’re not using this as a cover story for a hair transplant – “It’s a miracle! I fell down and knocked the follicles into alignment!” – I’ll send you well wishes on the off chance that you really did take a spill. Get better soon!
Jeff
Best wishes for a speedy recovery to our leader from a proud Wisconsin LMDS member..hope to hear your podcast and the joke of the week soon again!
Danny Weith
Can I get a Larry Miller ICU Society card? Get well soon Larry. Thursdays at work would be the same without you podcast.
Eric
I remember the first time I got caught peeping at the neighbors, almost broke my leg! After that I learned that better binoculars adn a solid footing are the way to go.
Johnny Pomatto
Hope you have a speedy recovery, sir. I lament you not having more hair on that fantastic head to help cushion the blow.
Jim
Does this have anything to do with trying to find “Level 6?” Get well soon, pal (and I think I can call you that after all this time we spend together!).
Tony
Larry,
Perhaps you can blame your safety razor battle scars on your tumble! Get well soon.
Jim, Part 2
…or is it the next part of the joke, “Larry Miller walks into a bar…ouch!”
Smokyjr
Are there 5 levels of consciousness? (or unconsciousness). Have tickets to your canceled show in New Philly Oh. I hope you`re back on your feet soon. My wife and I are having a martini in your name. (2 olives of course.) 2 martinis, too many,3 not enough. (I love that). Get well soon from Akron, OH
Bill Burns
Get well soon Larry and until they make bounce house bars be careful next time pal!
Jim, Part 2
…but WAIT!!! NNOOO! That’s NOT the joke! NNOOO! The ACTUAL joke is, “Larry walks into a bar…perhaps he shoulda been a little more careful.”
(see Larry, even amateur blogging posts need the occasional rewrite!)
Billy Goat
Larry, sorry about the spill, I thought you knew “the secret.” Hope to see you back on the slopes again soon.
All the best pal,
The Goat
mike weber
My best wishes to you Larry and your family. You’ve been cracking me up for Lord knows how long. Oh, was that a bad thing to say?
big jim
Get well soon, Larry! I hope the Mrs. was able to smuggle some booze to you while you convalesced in the hospital.
Lee
Get well soon my friend. As a fellow hair challenged man, I’ve often wondered how men who shave their heads, keep them so free of bruises. My head is like a magnet with blunt or sharp objects.
Steamboat Chris
All the kings horses, et al…
2 things bother me about the above statement.
1) How did they expect horses to aid in egg reconstruction? Morale? Is “fertilizer” a good shell cement?
2) Who’s this et al guy? Did he really eat Al? Were the Romans (er, Latins?) cannibals? I’m befuddled…
Kryss Anderson
Feel better soon, boss! These Martinis won’t drink themselves.
Ron
Awww, Larry, please don’t take yourself out yet! I’ve just started listening to your excellent podcasts! And your singers haven’t asked that vital musical question, “Are bald men better at leading a self-reflective life?”
Looking for to support you through your Amazon link!
Gail from Bayside
Oh Larry…appreciate that your staff has posted this virtual Get Well card but can’t help worrying about the lack of your voice. Miss hearing it and hope that you are on the mend and can tell us a grand story about it all when you get better.
Dave Geske
Get well soon pal! It just isn’t the same without your gawdshonest inspiring insights on life and breath of fresh air positive perspective. Listening to your show, and reading your tweets/Facebook page make me appreciate so much more in life. There is so much negativity in the world that is attacking our senses at all times. I can always count on my man Larry Miller to make me smile and to realize how “I won”. Get well soon and come back and play with us, and that’s the truest thing I know.
Kimberly Fuller
Dearest Larry Miller, sending you wishes of a speedy recovery. Come back better, stronger, and more sure footed for future outings.
We are so spoiled by the tales you share and now impatiently await your very healthy return.
Pluto is a planet – Kimberly
Aside: Other well wishers/readers – lets do a big push to encourage our friends to listen to past TWWLM Podcasts. More listeners might just perk our dear Larry Miller right up. :0)
Rob Abrazado
Best wishes for a speedy recovery and the best of health to come, Larry. I daresay that the Drinking Society eagerly awaits your return!
Lee Smith
Larry, Best wishes for a speedy recovery. You brighten each and every week (wanted to cover all of my bases) for me and many others.
Be more careful next time!
Maria
Larry! Our five-fecta is nary a fecta without you. Get well soon! We send you out best! And don’t forget, go for ib proufen instead if aciteminophen for your martini-analgesic cocktail. Xoxox
Mike
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Larry! When you’re feeling better, I hope we’ll be the second to know!
Jim
Larry, the FLA LMDS will toast to your speedy recovery. Get well soon, bunko.
Lissa
Larry, I ordered an ACTUAL Amazon for you from Amazon! Get well soon, and I’ll send her over. But…she’ll probably just want to boss you around all day. So I’ll keep her here. Get well because we miss you and your kind heart. <3
Rachel
Get well soon, Larry! We saw you on our honeymoon last May, and WE LOVE YOU!
Dave
Hope you feel better soon
Mark T.
My wife and I wish you a speedy recovery and we both hope you feel 100% soon. Hey, does this give the LMDS a new meaning to “Bottoms Up”? Take care Larry.
Tony
Get better Larry!
Scott
Hey , get well and then use your ” condition ” to your advantage on Ace’s show .
Ryan
Get well soon Larry!
Maddie
We hope you feel better soon, Larry.
Sam Gitfukkt
I really hope you get well soon. Looking forward to hearing you explain what happened on the podcast
Jason
Please get well soon.
Your show has meant so much to me and everything that has happened in the last year in my life. I hope that you’re up on your feet as soon as possible.
GET WELL LARRY!
Lucas
Get well soon Larry!
Preston Osbourn
I hope you are feeling better post haste. You must get well so your show can continue to bring us all joy.
Andy Derer
Hey Larry, you are almost too funny to be human. And the doorman character from Seinfeld may perhaps be the darkest character to ever grace Seinfeld. Hope you get to feeling better soon. The world needs your jokes as do I!
Andy
Good Gravy!
Hey Larry!!
Get well soon Pal. It is crowded tonight in here & we’re waiting over there for you. See it? Hurry, your bar stool seat is getting cold.
All our best, stirred of course.
Rodrigo Barros
Hey Larry. This one is coming from the Brazilian Chapter of the LMDS. You HAVE to get well soon! As a drink connoisseur, you have to visit our hot land of hot women and hot sun to try caipirinha! Have you ever had caipirinha? You’ll love it! That and the women! Mostly the women. Churrascarias are good too. But you’ve been to those. They’re like Fogo de Chão. But really, the women.
Hope you feel better and come back to the show soon!
Mike
LARRY!!
Of aaaaaall the so-and-so’s who I can think of in
need a good conk on the head, you do not make
my list buddy! Not by a long shot.
Please get yourself well as soon as possible.
Best Regards and Much Respect for a great man.
My next martini is cheers to you, sir.
dan less
Hope you are feeling better and you had a good Pesach. A good opportunity to give thanks for all your blessings of health and family.
Stacey
GET WELL SOON LARRY! COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!
claudia
Get well soon, Larry!! Miss you on the podcasts!
The Tapeworm of Unicron
I hope you have a quick and speedy recovery, my friend. I could try to say something funny or clever, but what do you say to one of the funniest, most clever people to ever draw a breath? Just know that my prayers are with you and your family.
Coooooorb
“Let me finish…!”
🙂
Dear Larry–
Very sorry to hear about your tumble. I wish you the very best and speediest of recoveries.
— Corb in Nebraska
Nicki
Get well soon, Larry!!!
Dave
Get well & come back soon. Please, please do not allow this accident to sour your commitment to drinking.
Betty
Get well Larry
Matt Salisbury
Wishing you a speedy recovery and many more years of bringing joy to our lives.
Get well soon.
Adam & Casey
Sending happy healing vibes for our favorite. Get well soon Larry, your kids need the best lunches EVER!
Bryan
I hope you’re 100% soon because ‘it’s important to me.’
Rodney Dangerfield
Sending you all the respect i never got
Mike O'Connor
Hey Larry, you’ve been in my thoughts and prayers since your accident, and I wish you a quick, speedy recovery. I came very close to flying out to LA just to leave a casserole at the house just to be doing something! Love the podcast, loved your book (the chapter on teaching your kids that Abbott and Costello are funny should be handed out in maternity wards throughout the country), and love your good-humored though realistic approach to life’s foibles. All the best.
Hypothetical Roadtrip Game
Get well Larry! I missed playing with you this week. Remember, the game loves you, Larry. The game loves you.
Jeb
always look forward to the show larry…hope you get well soon!
H. Robert
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Larry. Love the podcast – have not missed a single one and have enjoyed tham all.
Eric
And now, stop bleeding.
Jim Dunker
Get back to your best soon, Larry!
Philip Presley (@thereelphil)
Get well soon!
Kris S
So sorry for your mishap. Get well soon and break a leg!
David W.
Larry, I was very sorry to hear about your recent accident. Although I’m eagerly looking forward to your podcast return, and you definitively answer the question, “When you severely hit your head do you see stars, or little birdies?” Get well soon!
John Montagna
Ouch! That’s it…you’re getting new cabinets!! Take care of yourself my friend, sending you warmest wishes from NYC for a speedy recovery. All the best!
Michael Prell
The world needs more Larry Miller. Get well soon. We’re praying for you.
Mary
This is my SECOND “Get well!” So get there already!
Jay
Get well soon Larry, remember, one step at a time when going up stairs
andrew f martin
I look forward to hearing from Larry each week (and the themesong). Pluto is a Planet!
eris
Love and best wishes to you and your whole family, get well soon!
Tim
Get well soon, Larry, because we’re going to Florida!
Brendt
Larry, you have made me see things in a whole new light and I am forever grateful. Praying for a speedy recovery, my friend.
Iam Nope
Get well ! Larry. Get your ass back to the studio ! I need Larry Miller on the ACS. That is important to me.
Get well Larry.
Paul P
I hope you are feeling 100% real soon. Take care.
Yorick
Larry. Please get better. It’s important to me!!!!
Brett
You always cracked me up pal
Hope you are OK
Take care and come back soon.
lars
looking on the bright side, maybe having your marbles knocked about a little loosened up even more forgotten funny stories 🙂
get well soon, all the best!
Tim Huber
Get well soon Larry!
You do a wonderful and heartwarming show.And lets not forget funny as well.
Best wishes on a very speedy recovery.
Mark
Nominum quid caput iniuriam?
Get well soon, Larry!
Melva Bennett
Remember: Upslope.
The campaign to have you revisit NCIS many times next season has commenced.
Get well soon.
Brandi K
Wishing you a speedy recovery.
T-g
Miss you Larry Miller! Tues and Wed will not be the same.
Bill
Get well soon!
Adam B
Larry, when I’m tired and stressed and don’t want to deal with it anymore, I put on your show and you make it all ok. Wife and I are sending you well wishes in hopes of you coming back better then ever. We love you pal.
Sandy
I’d like to believe that Adam would give you some time off, the “fall” seems like an an extreme way to a long weekend :))
Since you’re there though, put your feet up and take care of yourself.
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope your heart is warmed knowing LMDSers are keeping you in their thoughts (and for some, prayers.)
Cyndee W
Larry, Even listening to repeats makes my commute better. You are missed. Feel better soon.
Matt
Larry I love how you tell stories about the great actors who no longer walk among us. Please don’t become one of those. 🙂
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Jeff
Get well soon Larry!
Chumpy D.
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor! Get back to the bar soon.
christine from orlando
well wishes!
Wayne White
Larry,
As you state, there are five levels of drinking. But when you throw in painkillers there are two or three more. But this is no way to add to your routine. Hope you get better soon. Thank you for all the great stories and the new ones to come.
Best wishes,
Wayne White
hilton
victor hugo
Drew
Get well soon Larry!
Michael
Larry I hope you’re good as new in no time. Thank you for all the joy your words have brought me!
David C
Tee many Martoonis
Get well fast, miss your wit.
d
Steve
Get well soon, Larry! You & your family are in our thoughts & prayers.
Matt
Mr. Miller,
You’re a breath of fresh air when I LISTEN TO YOU (ahem. excuse me. I didn’t mean to start yelling) at work.
Y’oughta be more careful so you can keep.. ya know.. breathing fresh air. (If they still have any of that in L.A.)
So I have returned to bar soap after a long hiatus.
Not a hiatus from washing.. Just solid soaps.
Anyway.. I’ll be attempting a “bi-fecta” soon.
So thanks for that..
A new and innovative way to make myself late to work, no doubt.
Get well soon, Sir.
I will leave you with one of your own quotes (approximately) that I loved.
See if you remember it.
“Men and boys are ready at the drop of a hat to.. drop a hat.”
Sincerely,
Miscellaneous Listener #4782
Lev
Get well soon pal – we all miss you. When I heard the news about your accident, I couldn’t help but think, “Great…now what the hell am I gonna do without This Week with Larry Miller?”
Mitch
You’ll be missed!!!! Oh they say your still here . ” they say” Get well soon .
Julie
Larry I’m so sorry to hear you are in the hospital. I was showering when I heard the news on Adam’s show and I clutched my soap trifecta in terror and froze until they said you would be ok. No kidding, and you know what? Love you and love the show. And you know what? I must admit I’m excited to think of all the stories that could come out of this little detour in the hypothetical road trip of life.
Try to enjoy this little respite in the woods. Still many miles to go my friend. And don’t look now but you’re being tailed by all of us LMDSers. Love, blessings, gratitude and a helmut to you from me 🙂
Kitty Wheet
Love n miss you, Uncle Larry! Get well soon!!
Mark Chambers
Your show is truly the highlight of my week. Feel better soon!
Steve D
Get better soon Larry. We miss ya!
David
Larry, the first time I saw that big noggin of yours I knew it was going to give you trouble. I hope whatever it hit wasn’t damaged too bad. Take care and get well soon!
Russ
It only goes to show, it doesn’t pay to go anywhere near a bar without wearing a crash helmet. Get well soon!
Scott Hutchison
Hey Larry, head injuries are no laughing matter, but you know what is? Drinking injuries. We all look forward to your speedy recovery, return, and retelling of your experience with this.
Prost!
Dave B
You are a wonderful story teller and I look forward to the podcast every week. Get well soon!
Derrick
Larry Miller,
I’ve been a fan of yours since I first saw your work in the Christopher Guest mocumentaries. I especially love how you dealt with jumpers in ‘Best In Show.’ Your book is great and I treasure the adultery section. I’m getting married soon and your argument and subsequent explanation for why you shouldn’t cheat, ‘just don’t do it’, are the best words I’ve ever read on the subject. Wishing you a speedy recovery and many tasty libations while you’re mending.
Bryan
Well, it looks like it’s time to get that dork look and wear a bike helmet before you get on stage :o)
I don’t know about well, but I hope you get back to normal anyway,
Bryan
Joe
Larry,
Thank you for all that you do. Try to stay upright. Get well and get back down to Tampa!
Your Bald Brother,
Joe_Florida
Will Sullivan
Feel better, buddy!
Gerard
Larry,
Sorry to hear of your fall. Take good care of yourself and get lots of rest. We would not want this bump on your head to cause you not be able to remember all those great stories from being a baby comic or stories of growing up. Come back soon. We will keep you in our prayers. We would not want the name of the show to change from “This Week with Larry Miller” to “This Week with Jeff Fox”. No offense Colonel Jeff.
Asa Stewart
Sorry to hear you took a crack on the bonce. Hope you’re feeling ship-shape and Bristol fasion soon. If nursery rhymes taught me anything (everything) it’s that vinegar and brown paper work quite well, kings horses and kings men aren’t any use and goosey goosey gander is a prime suspect in the accident.
Get well soon Larry.
Darryl
Ugghhh. This Week Without Larry Miller.
Justin
Watch out for that first step, it’s a doozy! Get well soon!
Matt
When I heard you were about your fall, it felt like a member of my family (who i like) was in the hospital. Your podcast always puts a cheerful smile on my face. I love your genuine positivity. Get well soon Larry. Hope to hear you soon.
Go Larry!
You da man, Larry! Get well soon!
Michelle
Larry,
Sorry for your misfortune. Yet, even the hardest of heads needs a little rest now and then. Remember, the soap will not stack itself. We’ll toast our dirty martinis to your speedy recovery.
All the best.
stephanie
Get well soon, was truly shocked when I heard you fell…
Jim
Level six, check. Get well soon Larry. You are sorely missed.
Neal
Get well Larry – ask Adam about using a balance board. I just started using one and I have much better balance now.
Bob
Larry, I’m sorry to hear you bumped your head. I’ve done that. I believe I lost most of the fifth grade, but that’s okay, since I almost never have to multiply fractions anymore.
Mary
Larry, you make my laugh so much I will miss you this week. I hope you are feeling better each day and I’ll look forward to hearing you again soon!
Ken
Couple of martinis will take care of that headache. Get better soon.
Nick
Larry,
If its any consolation, my newly forming bald spot grew, just a little, but grew for you when I heard this news.
Solidarity, brother!!
Nick
James H
Take your time recovering, Larry. I’ll dig through so past episodes to tide me by.
Get well soon, glad it sounds like everything will be back to normal soon enough.
Nathan
Wishing you back on the bar stool soon!
Jim
And may that be the last time you actually talk Latin to a bartender! Get well Larry. I hope you feel good enough for a road trip soon!
Jonathan
Congratulations! You’ve found the shortcut to level 11. Get well soon.
-jonathan
Diana
Drinking Level Seven – waking up in the ICU!
Speedy recovery!
Skip Laskowski
Get well soon, my friend. I’m not a writer so make this funny in your own head. Payment for said work is in the mail.
Devo
Dammitt Larry, quit feeling sore and entertain me. Enjoy the meds.
Paul
Pluto IS a planet and I bet you saw stars!
Please get well soon, Larry!
Scott G
Get well soon!
Michael Lane
No, Larry, it’s spring ahead and fall back. On the plus side, at least you’ll get a couple of shows’ worth of material from this, plus a life lesson for the kiddies.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
NJPete
Get well soon!
Michael
Hi Larry, get well soon.
I will drink tonight in your honor!
Mr. O
you silly drunk. absolutely, love your podcast. best wishes.
Dam
Get well soon. We all fall sometimes!
joel
Best wishes for a speedy recovery — I’ve enjoyed all your work.
E.M.
Get well soon. I think we have all fallen over at one time or another while being mesmerized by a beautiful woman’s backside.
Pat G
Hay Larry at least you didn’t hit your head on the kitchen cabinet again. Remember Pluto is a planet and Larry’s head is on the bar floor. This podcast makes my week so much better. Feel better soon.
Phil Claiborne
Get well soon, pal. Check the back of your LMDS card. (I think there’s insurance).
mike
Get well Larry, you give me a 45 minute reprieve to a rough work week.
Mike
Get well soon!!
Something to hopefully make you laugh.
The Dutch don’t have very many things that they are known for…mostly for their boys haircuts and their ovens.
Keith
Larry – I wish you a speedy recovery. I will drink a double in your honor.
Mike T
And now… The Joke of the Eeek! That’s right, the Joke of the Week!
A Jew walks into a bar… well… not quite.
Mellie
See, this is what happens when a middle-aged man attempts to recreate the fancy schmancy dance steps his daughter learned from the Hamas. You need to get back to doing your show at LarryMillerPodcast.com, so just go back to doing your show at LarryMillerPodcast.com. Do you go back to doing your show at LarryMillerPodcast.com? NO! NO, you do NOT! First, you head over to GetWellReallySoonLarry.com, click on the LieBackAndRest button, and THEN you can go back to doing your show at LarryMillerPodcast.com, and as soon as you’re all better and back on your feet, we’ll be the second to know. (PS: Thanks for the fun and friendly podcast, the Poetry Corner and my favorite: the Hamper Update!!) (PPS: Do not do a Geminus of the fall; once is quite sufficient.) :: insert cheerful podcast theme music here ::
Kevin
Larry, all my best for a quick recovery. Things just aren’t the same without hearing your dulcet tones and warm laugh. You make me feel like a close friend when I listen, and when I heard about your spill, it was like a close friend of mine had been hurt. Get well soon, pal – the world is being overrun with scotch in your absence.
Bernie
Please get well soon! Getting tons of mileage out of your jokes of the week, but I don’t think my clients will hang around for the coming drought.
Sending an actual Amazon to keep an eye on you during your convalescence.
Leah B
Dear Larry,
It makes me feel good to know that everyone does things as stupid as I do. i.e. tripping over nothing. Thanks for reminding us again that you, our consummate storyteller, are human too.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Yours in spirits,
Your (perhaps one-and-only) 20-something, tattooed female listener who identifies completely with you.
Mike T
All joking aside, Mr. Miller… my family and I are big fans. We love ya, pal. Get well soon!
Ann-Marie
Get well soon, Larry!!!
Lee UK
Larry, I hope you’re enjoying all the extra attention that a head trauma brings 🙂
All the best from merry old England! Can’t wait to hear what you talk about when you get back.
Andy90
Get well soon, Larry Miller! The royal we hope to see you here in DC as soon as you can reschedule the shows.
Can I suggest that you begin cultivating the look of a Siberian peasant? At least from the neck up, anyway. They wear really well-padded hats.
Ryan
Larry,
Just saw that you had to cancel your show here in D.C. in a few weeks. Sorry to hear that. Best wishes for a speedy recovery. Get well soon.
Todd Van Allen
Please do get well soon, Larry. Stay safe for crying out loud.
Yours,
All at the Larry Miller Drinking Society, Toronto Chapter
Puddy Mo
There was always a possibility that your spot on “Curb” would go to your head, but this is ridiculous. Come on!
Blue Maverick
Larry,
I hope that leg lamp lifts your spirits and gets you back to Ace Broadcasting soon.
Get well brother.
Karin Babbitt
Oy. Funniest bit ever, but maybe it’s time to let go of “Now there’s a lucky fan” material.
I am holding you in my heart and praying for your very quick recovery. Love.
Kevin
We had a regional meeting of the Pinole chapter of the LMDS last evening and we all raised a drink to your speedy recovery!
Ron
Get well Larry! Jeff’s voice in the intro sounds like he was just done crying which makes me really worried. 🙁
calfaro
Please get well soon Larry! Hope to hear you on the ACE show again soon!
Jim
Stand tall Defender of Pluto! Gravity ain’t got nothing on you.
jason
get well Larry. love the show
MIDDLETOWN MIKEY & THE CONEY ISLAND PINCHERS
HEY LARRY! GET WELL SOON BUDDY! REMEMBER THE BEST HOSPITAL IS THE ONE THAT YOU GET TO LEAVE.
BEST WISHES
M
Rod Riegel
Larry
We all wish you a speedy recovery.
Feel better soon pal.
Rick W
Maybe it’s time for a hair piece…..might have cushioned the blow.
Get well soon Larry.
Victor Gregg
Larry,
I want to send you all the best wishes for a speedy recovery, and while I have your full attention, I wanted to ask a favor.
My father always told me that the punchline to his favorite joke was:
“That’s not my wife, and the dwarf was on fire when I got here!”
Unfortunately, he could never remember the actual joke.
Maybe you can work that joke into a future podcast, I’m sure you’ve heard them all.
Lots of love,
Victor
Paula
I love the show and almost cried when I heard that you had been hurt. Thank you for always making me smile!
Midwest
Get well soon Larry! Remember for the future this is no way to get a “head” in life.
dorty
Wish you well man!
seattle
Hope you are doing well, Larry.
Manny
Get well soon Larry, we need you…I need you, I’m a wreck without you Larry!
Jason
Larry,
Next time please leave the penny on the ground. Get well soon!
Bill
Get well soon! Just don’t go scaring us like that again.
Justin
Hope you get well soon, Larry. Enjoy that lamp.
Steven
Get well soon Larry!
Tony Rinella
Larry… here’s a Joke-of-the-Week to help you feel better:
A duck goes into a drug store. He looks around for assistance and when a clerk comes by he says: “I would like some Chap-Stick – and put it on my bill”.
Greg
Remember the most important thing is that we get back up…and that’s the truest thing I know. Get well soon buddy.
LarryE
I’m singing this in the voice Elaine used on the “frogger” Seinfeld episode (viewable at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUd8Qs_DAZ0 ):
Get well, get well soon. We want you to get well…
Dave Stroble
Get well soon Larry! I tried using “blame the manufacturer” once as an excuse for some typical act of male stupidity and well, let’s just say it was unsuccessful. Thanks for everything and I hope to hear you finally get one on Hypothetical Road Trip. I feel you’re close, really close.
Martin
Larry – Keep pulling the cord and get better soon. We all miss you !
Matthew
Get well soon and well wishes of a speedy recovery.
Dave
Get well soon Larry. The LMDS will be hoisting drinks in your honor until your return.
Stephanie
Hi Pal!
Miss hearing you! Hope you are resting at home, and not worrying about the hamper, razor, or soap! The boys will have to make their own lunches- that should be interesting! Love seeing you live when you come to Valencia.
And now……. STOP SPEAKING!!
SpaceCowboy
Get well soon – Don’t go toward the light! You’re in a hospital – not a night club.
Paul R
Get well soon, Larry, my day at my desk isn’t complete without hearing your voice and insights on staying positive and appreciating the life we have.
Since comedy must go on…that’s using your head!
but something to straighten your bent noodle..
Stop awhile my friend and let us talk. Not about some great truth that I possess but about what you were about to do when I met you. You must have deemed it just, beautiful, or good as you were about to do it. Tell me what you know of justice, beauty, or goodness.
Jennifer
Get well soon Larry. I miss you already… I need a joke of the week!
Robert
Get well soon Larry!! Love the show and can’t wait for a new one.
Ralphs
Ralphs
Ralphs
Ralphs
John K
Hey Larry, Come get your lunch!
Get Well Pal.
ESL
Good evening mr and ms America and everyone who has changed 5 poopie diapers in two hours……my wife and I just had a baby girl and so far a many late night of diaper changes, spit ups and feedings she has been listening to Larry miller. Get well soon sir and come to buffalo ny we have more than just snow……
Mark
So sorry to hear about your cracked coconut. Get well soon–I need a fecta update!
Seriously–hope you’re up and around soon. Take care.
HOMER IS HOMER AND PLUTO IS A PLANET.
GAP
Gentle Larry,
Hope you are well and back to yourself soon. News like this is always worse when you are connected in some way to the well being of the individual involved. And I indeed feel vested in Larry Miller remaining healthy, happy, laughing and, well…drinking in good spirits.
How else can I justify my own good spirits if a fellow soldier is down.
Good day and God speed to you, sir.
(some old timey sign-off here)
GAP
Gio
Gradus servetur, ubi bene!
Craig
My 97 year old mom just had the same experience. Just be glad you got it over with at 38. Hope it doesnt change your funny bone.
Sky
Larry, you simply must take more care with yourself. You are a national treasure and a continuous bright spot in the entertainment universe. Sending armsful of love and prayers to you and your family. Please get well soon and come back to us with beautifully crafted stories about your time away. We miss your warmth. We miss your heart. We miss you.
Doug Meyer
I hope you feel better soon Mr Miller! You’ve left hampers and slivers of soap on edge! Prayers to you.
Judith Levy
Larry, רפואה שלימה from Israel — thinking of you, missing your weekly dose of good cheer and hoping you’re back to 100% very very soon. כל טוב Larry and all the best
Scott P.
Hope you feel better soon, Larry.
I took my own conk to the head a couple of years ago courtesy of a motor vehicle accident. I’m fine, and I have finally grown to accept the fact that the large scar on my hairline makes me look like Charlton Heston’s unfortunate shipmate in Planet of the Apes.
Never trust a man without scars.
Take care buddy!
Arthur Busse
Get well soon Larry.
Wishing the best for you from Phoenix, Arizona hoping to see you walking out of bed soon and winning that game again.
Ed Mejia
As a faithful member of the LMDS, I just wanted to wish you well pal. Get better as I missed the one man show last time in Atlanta and need you back!
Nominum Quid Geminus?
Todd Warnken
Get well soon Larry. We are desperately in need of hamper updates.
damien
wow larry I hope you make full recovery.
love everythign you do
Steve
Get well soon, and get out of the hospital! Their martini’s are horrible…
M Brent
and a return to our world at home.
Bruce Nisker
Get well Larry. You keep me laughing.
Harold Ehnhuus
Get Well Soon….Laugh Sooner!!
Mike M
Get well soon, I expect you’ll make this into something entertaining for the lot of us. Thanks for all the entertainment.
SOS Crew
Best wishes, Larry! We all hope you are feeling better. Maybe this will convince amazon.com to carry an actual Amazon!
Marty
Larry, you really are a perfect idiot, aren’t you? I mean that with the utmost affection and reverence. Please get well soon. I am sure many, many of us have stories of how we injured ourself in a silly manner. I once was practicing kicking field goals as a child, and I did this by raising my hand out in front of my body and then kicking my hand. (Hey, I was 10 and flexible, without the astonishing nutritional regimen I currently enjoy). Anyway, I was doing this while barefoot in my bedroom, Tony Franklin style, and failed to notice the proximity of the open closet door. So on my third kick, I smashed my toes into the edge of the solid wooden door, breaking the middle toe. My mom had to take me to the ER and the only way I could walk was to drag my right foot behind me like Igor. My mother, not wanting me to be embarrassed, imitated my walk back to the exam room. What a goofy sight that must have been, God love her.
So, like I said, a perfect idiot. None of us aspire to be one, and yet so many of us achieve the status effortlessly.
Godspeed, Larry!
Brent K
Get Well Soon Larry. We’re all pullin’ for ya! 🙂
Richard Moye
Recover quickly Larry,
And don’t let Nurse Ratchet keep you from your medicinal martinis.
Martin
I propose we name whatever it was you were drinking before you tipped over “The Larryknocker”. The LMDS is happy to help you perfect this extraordinary cocktail through hours of rigorous trial and error, protective headgear in place.
Get well soon, and we’re all pulling for you.
Larry Zengel
I shudder to think about the levels of silliness possible with you knocking yourself silly. Get well soon.
beerandchips
You Rock!!! Get well Larry. I need something to listen to while I do the dishes on Wednesday night.
Ace
I look forward to your show every week Larry. I do hope you have a speedy recovery, the world needs your humor. Thank you for all you do for us fans and get well soon!
John S
Hope you didn’t spill the drink. Get well soon, miss ya.
Doc G
Your Amherst buds need you Larry. Please get well quick.
Jody
Hopefully this finds you feelin’ pert.
Michael
Warmest regards and best wishes for a quick return to form–and a martini shaken or stirred but never spilled!
Cheers, Brother!!
Jose Quintanilla
Get well soon Larry. We all miss you and hope you’re back soon! I’m going to pour a nice tumbler of scotch for you later.
Al Clark
Larry’s Recovery:The Quickening
Scott Scroggins
Speedy recovery Larry! We all miss you and send our warmest thoughts and prayers for you! Love the transition of the leg lamp to your room. As usual, another laugh provided by the shaper of soap! By the way, i found,and purchased the elusive AMAZON! But she was offended a bit when i called her an amazon. She sternly told me she was an AMAZONIAN! All i could say was, “Huh, get a load of you”. Nominum quid geminus?
Bob
A speedy recovery, Larry. Here’s hoping whatever drugs you’re taking allow the occasional martini.
Jeffrey Smith
Just another excuse for some gut wrenching banter. Get well soon Larry.
Mary
Greetings from Baltimore, MD. Larry get well soon. I miss your podcasts. Your podcasts really help me get a perspective on life. Don’t worry about your hamper. Let your boys worry about it.
Get Well Hon!
Ian Bartalos
Larry, you seem like an old friend. And if you were, I’d come sit by your hospital bed and tell you to get well, pal, there’s a lot of laughs and drinks to which we still haven’t gotten. Look forward to hearing from you soon.
David
Get your head right pal!
Nicole
Get well soon! Maybe swipe some hospital soap…I hear they’re good for fectas. To a speedy recovery!
Zach Zintel
Larry, as a former boy tenor, I sincerely hope you get well soon. I look forward to hearing your podcast every week. Also, I loved you as the voice of the pointy haired boss on Dilbert.
Randy S.
Hey bud I understand that in order to have a speedy recovery you are to take two Mc Clure pickles and rub them on your head. This will help with the swelling. Hope it works and if not you can just eat the pickles and I’m sure you will start feeling better. Get well soon my friend. We truly miss you!
Dave Giaimo
Larry!
A thousand blessings upon that glorious kopf of yours – and all of my sincere wishes that you are soon again feeling right as rain. At the risk of becoming moribund in my sadness at your tumble and convalescence, I can think of no one person on the planet I would less like to see ailing. Please, do indeed Get Well Soon! We miss you and adore you.
Boo Wilbury
I was sorry to hear you had such a painful injury. Hope you feel better and are back on the wagon (strike) horse soon!
slg
Shouldn’t your whole head be one big callus by now?! Anyway, get well – Your society needs you.
Michael McParland
Larry please get better soon. I was so let down without you on a new episode this week. I’m on a quest to find that amazon and if you’re not around wht am I supposed to do when I find it? I also look forward to actually attending drinking society event one of these days. Let’s watch wrestling when you get better. Your new quote should be Vini Vidi Vici. You have conquered all. Get better buddy.
Dave Giaimo
A thousand blessings upon that glorious kopf of yours – and all of my sincere wishes that you are soon again feeling right as rain. At the risk of becoming moribund in my sadness at your tumble and convalescence, I can think of no one person on the planet I would less like to see ailing. Please, do indeed Get Well Soon! We miss you and adore you.
Suzanne
Get well soon, Larry!
blake
get well soon! holdfast and godspeed!
julie
All of my uncles are either jerks or gone so I like to think of you as my awesome Uncle Larry. I hope that isn’t too weird. Get well soon, Larry!
Shawn
Get Well Larry!
Steve
Get well soon Larry! Your humor and insight have become a vital part of my week, and it won’t quite be complete without you. Best Wishes buddy.
Lisa
Larry! Please get well soon! I miss your updates! Love Ya!
Chris
Get well soon Mr Miller. The game is over and you have won. I will always remember that.
Nate
Get well soon Mr. Miller.
Andy B
Larry; When we say “bottoms up,” it’s not to be taken literally! Love the show. Get well soon!
Gregorio Pedroza
Get well, kind sir! May Anita Ekberg be kissing your boo-boo in your dreams!
MJ
Get Well Larry! Drinking alone is so anti-social.
John Foley
Larry, I hope you are holding an actually “double” soon rather than just seeing them in your head.
But try to be optimistic. Maybe that bump to your head reset the mental switch. And thus you will be able to win more rounds in Adam’s “Hypothetical Road Trip” Game. It could happen. I remember reading a story where someone got a concussion and recovered but was only able to speak with a British accent.
steve in manhattan
Just think – when you get home you can click thru your own site to @ amazon.com and shop for a new hamper!
Anne P
Here’s to hoping you will be walking out of bed soon, Larry! All the best.
Russ Schirmer
Happy Birthday Larry!!!!!!!
Dan
Larry, you’re the only celebrity I have ever become genuinely concerned about following something such as this… When my refund notification came for my Kent State tickets, I knew something was amiss. I looked it up and have been waiting on updates ever since. Truly heartfelt wishes of a quick and full recovery headed your way. Oh, and I hope you finished at least half of your drink.
Cyndy
Come on! Larry so sorry to hear of your accident, hope you’re feeling well soon.
Shirley Black
Larry, May I call you Larry? I do pray you get well soon. I hope it makes you feel better to know how much you have touched our life. To me life is like a HAMPER UPDATE! Something I love and look forward to, it brings me happiness and it is so much better when I’m hearing about it from you.
Shirley
aeyr
Get well bro
Ramon in SouthernCalifornia
Get well soon Larry, you’re such a nice/great guy! Everywhere I read about your accident the comment section was filled with nothing but positivity, fans, people that worked with you, etc. You can fake that. I was so excited when I heard my name on the pod-cast relating to a face-book comment. It made my week! Get well soon Capitan(Spanish pronunciation) Miller!
Andre Tessier
From a former Band leader and while I am not a fan of Martinis I will raise my Manhattan to you our Grand Poobah of this wonderful drinking society that we are part of. Please get better soon as my dog loves when I take him out for a walk listening to your podcast as it means that he gets a long walk!
Andre from Long Island
(LONG ISLAND!?!?! aren’t you from Long Island? I love how when people are from the same place meet each other far from home too)
Paul Comrie
The world would be worse without your comedy. Get well soon, Larry!
Shane
Dear Larry: get well soon! It’s important to ME!
Johnna
Speedy recovery Larry, and angain, PLEASE come see us in Reno when your up to it.
Dave V.
Larry, sorry to hear about your tumble
but I am happy to hear that you are now on the mend.
Larry’s weekly “fireside” chats bring a smile to my face.
Get well soon – And – that’s important to ME!
Tarv
Larry, we love you, pal. Get well soon!
Rebecca
Can’t wait for you to get well! We need more podcasts!
Rob Miller
Get well soon! We need more hamper updates & now hospital soap fectas mixed in with the hotel soaps!
William
Get well soon! The Drinking Society needs you.
Homer is Homer
Pluto is a planet
Luke Abramczyk
From everyone here at the Dayton Ohio charter of the Larry Miller Drinking Society get well soon pal.
Jim
I hope you’re feeling well soon, Larry! You were the cat’s pajamas on Bent last week btw.
Randy
Get well soon man! I hope to hear a lot more jokes/poems/hamper updates/etc of the week!
Rick
Cant even joke about it chum, get better fast.
Fabian
Hello Larry, I hope your virtual get well becomes a reality get well sooner than you think!
Josh
Larry, please take it easy and heal up. Your friendship and great attitude towards life are greatly appreciated! From the members of the Larry Miller Drinking Society in Roseburg Oregon.
Ray Cornwall
Larry, thanks for all the great hours of great podcasts you’ve given us. Get better soon!
Paul Bird
Larry,
I miss your awesome stories. Get better soon!
Henry
Get well soon buddy!
Hoggle
We miss you Larry. get well soon, we missed your stories this week.
phil landers
Get well soon, perhaps rehabilitate in Florida with some of the retired tribe? I would be happy to join you for the ride…unless you choose someone else….(buzzer sound!)
Tami vermillion
Larry—-
Hope you are healing quickly. Rest up by the light of the leg lamp and feel better soon.
lee
A speedy recovery to you kind sir, i don’t think i can survive a week without your gentlemanly humor! I’m looking forward to hearing your tall tale of the event in question!
Brett
Hi, I’m Larry Miller but in a way aren’t you? We are with you in this. Healing vibes!
Kerry Vara
Feel better Larry! Too bad you don’t have more hair to protect that skull…
Pete in MI
I hear Sonny still has a helmet lying around somewhere. Get well buddy!
Jeff Hillegass
Yowza! Go gently into the radiology ward, my good man.
Aleah
Get well soon Larry!
Kyle Voltti in Canada
Larry, feel better. don’t rush your recovery we’ll be here when you get back. Have some chicken soup…. it couldn’t hurt
Eddy
Oh no! That’s not right. Nothing quite like getting your bell rung. Do feel better kind Sir and I do wish you a speedy recovery…at least it wasn’t a fall in the shower attempting the five-fecta.
Brett
Homer is Homer and Pluto is a planet. Get well soon pal.
nAAter
Oh Larry, did it have to happen at a drinking establishment?
Seriously though, have you ever considered a thick beanie? maybe
one with the fuzzy ball on top?
Get well soon, Pal.
Kevin Bennett
Hope it’s not a hairline fracture.
Get Well Soon!!
“Nominum quid specto geminus”. (“you call that seeing double!”)
Beth
We miss you Larry. Get Well soon! Your kids will waste away without your perfect Breakfast and lunch preparation.
April
Oh Hairless Leader!!! Please recover quickly. Why? Because “That’s important to me!” 🙂
Harry Strong in Mentor Ohio
Hope you heal quickly. I miss your show ” new”. I am so glad I found your podcast. This ought to give lots of new material, but what a cost! Get well soon and we will be looking forward to hearing you and drinking with you .
Nathan
That’s it, we are getting bar floors made of meat!! Feel better buddy…
RFL
Dear Mr. Miller;
Let’s start with “walking out of bed…”
When that happens, the rest will follow.
God Bless and get well soon.
Best Regards
Ron
David
Hope you feel better soon. A couple (or five) tall drinks should help.
Rodel
Hoping you feel better soon. Best wishes and regards for a speedy recovery!
Jon Evolve
crash helmets, GO!!!!
Jon Evolve
crash helmets, GO!!!!
ArchKev
Larry, Larry, Larry!!! Get well soon O’ friend
Dr. Chris Druff
Get Well soon good sir!
Scott
Mend well and rest up!
Rebecca
Get well Larry!
Steelepunk
Get well soon, many laughs and drinks to be had yet!
Adam Stevens
Get well soon Larry!
Clay Ferguson
Your #1 Fan here: Get well soon Larry!
Greg G
Get better! I always think of your role in ‘Best in Show’ and it cracks me up.
Kirill Biliashov
Larry, I raise my chalice to your health and wish you a speedy recovery! Please come to Seattle soon and I would love to buy you a drink, my friend!
Ben West
Speedy recovery, Larry! These guys with hair don’t understand the inherent danger we bald guys face every day!
– Fellow McIntosh apple fan from Springfield, MA
Kathleen
Even though we never met, it felt like a dear friend had been hurt when I heard the news. It broke my heart to hear about something so awful happening to someone who is always so kind to everyone. I for one NEED your podcast so I can learn to not get so angry at people’s, well, *habits* all the time. Get well very soon, Larry – we NEED you! 😀 Cheers!
Josh in NY
Feel better Larry…maybe this shakeup will turn your luck with the “hypothetical road trip”
Rebecca Earhart
Larry,
I like so many others feels a certin kinship to you, your stories that make me laugh and make me feel good inside are needed to brighten my week. It is becuase of those stories that I think I might be becoming a better person. So from my house to yours please get better. We need you and can’t wait to hear your wonderful voice on the podcast again. Until then I have taken it up in myself to drink your share of Wine, Gin, Vodka and Burbon. You understand, it is my LMDS duty to come to the aid of a fellow member. Thanks again Larry and hope to hear you soon
P. D. Skrtyle
Larry, Even in the darkest times we must continue to rock on.
Rock On Larry Miller,
pd.
PK
Get Well Larry! Quit tripping over stuff you lovable oaf!
Paul
Hope you get well soon Larry. By the way maybe it knocked some sense into your head and you will finally get a correct answer on “The Hypothetical Road Trip” Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Maybe not
tim
Tipping my glass to your speedy recovery! Thoughts and prayers to your family at this time. Please rest up as you will have a lot of stories to tell on these recent adventures. Get well!
Laura
Sending you good thoughts and wishing you a speedy recovery. And I hope you don’t re-injure yourself on the kitchen cabinets.
Ben Peebles
I hope you’re feeling better, Larry. I’ll be waiting anxiously
for my weekly updates. I love the show every week and no matter
how many times we take the hypothetical road trip together,
I always secretly hope you win even if it kills the joke. All the best
for a speedy recovery, brother. We’re all waiting to hear your voice
again.
Michael Kinkele
Larry, hope you are on the mend and doing well. Hope you have a speedy recovery and looking forward to hearing new episodes of your great podcast when you are all healed and up to it. All my best.
Mike Kinkele
Valerie
Larry, get well soon! Til then, I’ll drink a double for you!
Howard
Larry, this is why you should only have one drink at a time; so that you have a hand to break your fall when you trip.
Best wishes for a quick recovery from both Cathleen and me.
John O'Toole
Get well soon… You old so in so.
Eric
This is not the part we wanted you to play! Come back soon.
Bob Rocha
Get well soon. Your humor is a bright point in the darkness of life. The world needs your voice to bring us happiness. I hope your recovery is quick.
David Miller (no relation)
Get out of bed and get back to work, lazy!
😉
Looking forward to your return to the airw.. er, podwaves? In any event, you’re one hell of a funny guy and I hope you recover quickly.
Much love to you.
Boy Tenor Sqeeky
Larry get well and rest gracefully. Don’t come back til you have the biggest whopper of a story/excuse/explanation. We’ll all laugh together so hard we’ll all take a spill! That’s a loyal audience! And we are indeed. Prayers, hugs and best wishes to you!
Han Family
Hope you get better soon Larry. Our drive to school won’t be the same without one of your updates. 🙁
Chris from Lakeland, FL
Ohh, Larry. I’m visiting my elderly Mom and she left a kitchen cabinet door open and I told her about your Bald-Headed Dad Update; I explained that Larry Miller was the mortician father-in-law-to-be in the NCIS repeat she and I had just watched. I also told her the Rabbi, Priest, and Pork joke, which she enjoyed. She’s gotten better about the cabinet doors.
So I later told her you were in the hospital and she said, “Oh no! Did he hit his head?!” Heh!
Oh, and Har! @!
“Kevin Bennett
April 11, 2012 at 8:33 pm # Hope it’s not a hairline fracture.
Get Well Soon!!
“Nominum quid specto geminus”. (“you call that seeing double!”)”
Eric
Hope to see you back on your feet soon Larry. Take your time on coming back to the podcast. Don’t try to rush back. You’ve provided so much amazing entertainment for us, and for that I thank you.
Also, thank you for the Cocktails with Larry Miller tour. I took my parents to your show at Notre Dame, and we had an amazing time. It was nice to share that experience with them, and it was an incredibly intimate experience in the front row. Forgot the crowd was even there, it was like just sitting down and having a conversation with you.
Andrew
Feel better, Larry! There’s too much valuable stuff in that head of yours!
Joseph Palreiro
Best wishes for a speedy recovery to the man whose talent convinced me not to be a stand-up comic! 🙂
Michael Hinds
Hope you’re better soon Larry. Did you know people on the outside are saying you “took a spill”? Are you 90?
Well if nothing else comes out of this, at least the morphine nurse will have learned some Latin. Nominum quid geminus?
Da Bull
There is 5 levels of drinking
Dean Cherry
I think larry must have discoverrd a new level of drinking, get well soon Larry.
Mick McNamara
G’day larry
Sorry to hear of your recent escapades,apparently things have not been going to plan. Hope we don’t need a fracture update in future. I’m glad to hear you are ok,you gave me a bit of a scare as I have just lost two friends in three days and god knows I don’t need you making my third!!
Where would I be without a hamper or shaving update,believe me I feel your pain.
Keep on keeping it real larry,I love your old world sense of morals and sensibilities. Maybe we need a larry miller’s guide for young men,we have to start somewhere.
Love to you and yours larry,hope you are back on your feet soon.
Ray
I’m sure there is a martini with your name on it at the end of this recovery. Here’s hoping your tipping that cocktail glass soon.
Best Wishes.
Dawn Owings
Get well soon, Larry. We miss you.
Ray
*you’re
(a “get well” message with poor grammar is a “get well” message, nonetheless)
Wayne
Sorry to hear you are in hospital, Larry. Get well soon. When the fog clears, you’re going to notice that the bar in there is crap.
Wildcat
“Get Well Soon”? No! That’s NOT what you do! You DON’T get well soon! You Get Better Faster! THAT’s what you do!
I really do hope that your recovery is quick and you get back to being awesome. 🙂
Tony and andrea
Get well soon from the motor city
Steve Hedenskog
Larry get a toupee for gods sake, just that much more padding could make a difference. Please get well. It’s getting dusty in here or something, gotta go.
Matt Stiers
Get well soon Larry. I feel bad I don’t have some sort of anecdote to make help make you feel better, as you would have for any one of us if the roles were reversed.
Shannon Ransom
We all miss you Larry. I know they’re saying that the fall happened outside of a bar but it wasn’t alcohol related, but as the great Larry Miller once said: “C’mon!”
Rob Snyder
We miss you Larry, come back soon!
We’re just glad you didn’t go to the Great Hamper in the Sky.
Sabrina
Feel better soon, pal, but more importantly: take the time to rest completely and heal thoroughly. We’ll wait.
Bob Chapra
Heal well, good friend, tickler of funnybones, builder of ∞fectas, drinker of martinis, gourmand’s gourmand……
We want you back soon but we want you well, take the time you need to get well….we will be able to laugh on our own recognizance until you are ready to rejoin us….
Geoff Korb
Homer is Homer, Pluto’s a planet, and Larry is an icon. Get well, bald guy.
Patrick
I’m truly sorry for your lack of padding up there. Get well soon.
Stefan Bommelin
Some of us Swedes miss you too, Get well soon.
Tom Stark
Get well soon Larry, it’s not a real week without you.
Shawn Schrader
Take care of yourself and get well soon Larry! Though you may need a good joke for the week, so here’s one of my recent favorites:
A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile…..somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
John
Need to know about the availability of Amazons and hampers, so please come back soon!
Laura
There are Hamper Updates lying in wait Larry.
Get well soon. We miss you!
Eric King
Get well soon. I miss the laughs you provide.
Brennan
Take Care and get back to making sandwiches.
Craig Harkness
Just heard your Pete Holmes podcast, and it was just dandy. Hope you are up & at them very soon. Your a funny, great spirit, Mr. Miller. Thanks for all you’ve given and all you do!
Tony Chappell
Perhaps you’ve discovered a new 6th level of drinking…the unexplained head injury! Now, this recent head incident “one-ups” your string of head injuries. This couldn’t have happened to a better guy. Get well soon!
Dale Berry
Get well soon Larry. My daughter Kendall and I listen to every show and we’ll miss you while you’re healing up!
Dirk Doreresteyn
Love me some Larry Miller. Get well pal.
john!
your voice and presence is missed, and we wish you speedy recovery! it’d be an honor to sit across a microphone from you some day.
Ryan Sieroty
Larry,
Wishing you the speediest of recoveries. You’re voice and laugh make my Thursdays bubble with joy. We need you back on the air as soon as possible.
I’ll bend an elbow with a beverage of choice (right now its coffee here at work…slightly spiked..heh heh) to your health.
Best wishes to you and your family.
KELVIN
Hope you’re feeling better and “remember if you got out of bed today and had a job to go to and home to come back to and there’s someone there who cares about you, well folks the games over and you’ve won, and that’s the truest thing I know” This is the best send off on all of the podcast that I listen to. I love it! Speedy recover and hope you come back to WI and perform for us again!
Larry Shaver
Good morning Larry,
Get well soon!
LS
Major
Larry,
Well, you can recuperate on the bench for this week, but we expect you back all ship-shape and Bristol fashion next time.
H.C
Get well soon Larry! I will have an extra drink in your name tonight!
Mike McBride
Larry, be sure to drape your johnny over the IV stand when you’re discharged – it’s the hospital equivalent of a clothing “burial at sea.”
Get well (level 5) soon.
Kevin Phelps
Larry – See if Adam still has that baby helmet for Sonny laying around. I’m sure with a little duct tape, it will fit just fine.
All my best – Kevin
Manuel Moe G
Next on the Poetry Corner: “Ode to a Dented Cabeza” 😉
Get well soon, we miss you much, Larry Miller!
Bobman
Larry, I wish I had a funnier way to to say it, but get well bud.
Allen L.M.D.S.
Get well soon Larry!
Brucki
Not enough info for me to make a funny. I hope there are no long term concerns. Miss you brother!
Derek
Larry – We all love you – get well soon – perhaps start wearing a motorcycle helmet on a 24/7 basis? We know the dangers of athletes and concussions – the same dangers apply to martini drinking brilliant comedians..
Bruce
This wouldn’t have happened if you had a REAL Amazon there to catch you!
Get better and can’t wait to hear you tell this story.
Jason Hanson
Larry, I love the show and the connection the comes through it (in a non-creepy way). I hope you recover swiftly and remember to learn from this experience. I think the lesson here is, don’t block with your head.
Paul Millar
Are you so eager to recreate level 6 with a hole in your own head? I hope that you can at least remember the night.
Miss ya buddy, get well
Lo-Fi Companion
“I’m Larry Miller but in a way aren’t we all”? We are all holding our heads in solidarity Larry. Speedy recovery.
Jason Mattox
Favorite Lary Miller line in a movie, From Best in Show: “With this thumb I will gouge your eye out!!” Larry’s charachter whos job is to talk jumpers off of bldgs. is trying to get his son to come down from the shed roof!! HAHA
Thinking about you Larry, Get well soon!!
PS. Love the podcast.
Ewan
Feel better soon Larry. Luckily, you need to work on those cat like reflexes!
Garrett
“It’s Important to me” that you feel better real soon!
Jonathan
Get well Soon! Your positive attitude will help with a speedy recovery. No Doubt. 🙂 Cheers.
Curly
Larry, leave the prat falls to the professionals, like John Ritter. Oh wait he’s dead. Is Chevy Chase still around?
Roseanne
Best wishes from your McIntosh buddies in CT! Rest up and be healed! Rob and Rose
Mark A
I hope you were still pulling that ripcord as you hit the ground! Get better soon, pal — we miss you.
David W.
Get well soon Larry!
Doug Davis
Get better soon. Perfect choice of a show to replay given the circumstances.
Lonnie
Do they even have bar soap in the hospital! Get better soon Larry!
Marilyn
Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Mr. Miller. Thank you for all the laughs!
Dusty
Get well soon Larry. I’m sure you’re next podcast will be the most downloaded yet, so you have a lot of excitement on the horizon.
Jason
Have we checked to make sure Hamas wasn’t responsible for this? Get better soon oh bringer of updates!
Jody Lindke
Larry,
I’ve been kicking myself for weeks because I didn’t say hello — think I waved but didn’t want to interrupt… And then I saw you were hurt. I hope you are speeding to full recovery, hope your family is well, and hope the only news stories about you from now are because of your great successes, excellent health and excessive happiness. Thinking of you.
FredShoey
Get well soon Larry. Take your time and get rested and unscrambled. But when you’re ready, I’m still addicted to your truth-speaking podcast.
Jeff Trapp
Larry, My Good Man:
I won’t bore you with a get well message but will instead just tell you about how your podcast effects me. I generally listen during my commute to work and the timing is such that you perfectly fill one day (admittedly I will cheat and stay in the driveway until you are finished). I have job filled with stressors and sitting in my car and listening to a friend calms my morning on the way in and relieves the stress from the day at work on the way home. I just wish I could have this time with you everyday.
So, I thank you for what you do for me and leave you with this:
A new prisoner enters the State Pen and while sitting in the mess hall sees various inmates stand, recite a few numbers, receive laughs and applause, then sit. He asks what is going on and is told: ” After all these years we just haven’t heard any new jokes. We used to start a joke and the others would finish them before we could. We tried just telling punch lines but even that got old. We now have assigned numbers to the jokes and can string them together for a set.
The prisoner is a bit scared being new to prison but wants to get along. After a few minutes he stands and says “343!” but is met with angry stares.
The old con that told him about the code numbers grabs his arm and gently pushes him back to sitting and says; “Kid, some people can tell a joke, some people can’t.”
Jill
Dear Larry, Get well soon! While I was walking the dog and heard about this card, I thought of something very clever to write you…but of course I have forgotten it by now. I hope you heal up fast! You bring joy and a smile to so many people. Please after your speedy recovery–do your one man show in your own backyard–the Valley–for us who live here!
Eric Richard
Get well soon. Thanks for the laughs. look forward to many more
Allen
I was saddened to hear of your accident. I hope you get better soon. Best wishes to you and your family during this difficult time.
Another long-time fan of your work.
Alan M
Larry, best wishes for a quick recovery. I’m headed to Amazon.com right now to buy something to help pay your medical bills. Either that or get you an actual Amazon that can nurse you back to health.
callaghan
get well soon buddy, we miss you
Ken
All our best to you Larry Miller. Get well my good man. Cheers.
Dennis Coughlin
Hi Larry,
So sorry to hear of your unfortunate accident, but happy that you’re going to be okay. Today I listened again to the coffee spilling podcast -wonderful, and a perfect reminder to us of why we’re your fans. I’m looking forward to your return, and will stop procrastinating and apply to join “the Society”
Best wishes for a speedy recovery Larry,
Dennis
Andrew Silver
Larry,
Best wishes for a speedy recovery! Continued thanks for adding 30+ minutes of entertainment to each otherwise boring week of law school. Get well soon!
– Andrew
Moses Gershbein
sending lots of love and healing thoughts to an amazing and talented guy. feel better soon sir – moe
Ann Waters
hi larry… sorry to hear you took a spill. wishing you a speedy recovery. love your podcasts and your road trip games on adam’s podcast!
-phil kellum.
Get well soon, Larry! We all miss you greatly!
Dominic Vlasic
Dear Larry,
Naturally I hope and pray that you to get well as quickly as possible. COME ON! But while I’m at it and you happen to to be stuck there in bed with lots of time to kill, I’d like to pass along a couple of thank you’s (what is a plural of thank you anyway?) and a tip on how you can prolong the life of those razors with which you’ve been slicing your face and scaring your family, friends and coworkers. My old grandfather who lived on a small island in the middle of the Adriatic Sea and didn’t have very much money, would sharpen his two sided razors by placing them on the inside of a tall water glass, then with his index and middle fingers he would gently press the razor vertically against the inside surface of the glass and rock the razor back and forth for about thirty seconds on each side. He would keep his razors sharp like this for quite some time. I hope I explained this well enough, because I will feel just awful if next week I read a press release about Larry Miller slicing up his index and middle finger, while attempting to sharpen an old dull razor. But if you’re careful, this should sharpen your razors and keep you occupied while you recover.
Larry I also want to thank you for helping me not to die of total and complete boredom, while riding an elyptical mchine and a stationary bike this past year, as I attemptied to lose 43 pounds. Your podcast worked miracles with my weight-loss and it also motivated me to launch a podcas of my own. Not bad for a guy who has trouble walking into a bar. Thanks Larry, you’re the best!
I’m sure that you’re feeling the positive energy from all the prayers that your many unknown friends are saying for your speedy recovery. Maybe not, what the heck do I know. I’m probbaly just halucinating from losing the 43 pounds. But, I do know that I felt like a member of my own family was injured, when I read about your accident last week and I want you to know that there are many more people like me out here who wish that you get well soon. COME ON!
Dominic
MN Nice
Between the razors and the fall, your head really takes a lot of punishment. So much so, Lloyd’s of London wont even take on that risk! But all kidding aside, I hope you get well soon. Love the show.
P.S. May I suggest a new catch phrase of, “I think I’ve brained my damage.”
😉
Casey Jayne
You know, martinis are a great pain killer. Feel better soon!
Doug
Get well Larry, always love all the great stories!
Love the closing words on each show, it’s become my mantra.
timbo
Careful Dude!
Speedy recovery to you!
Aaron S.
I shall raise a glass of good gin and toast your health each day at 8 p.m. until you have made a full recovery Mr. Miller! I would light a candle but that could get dangerous…
Paul Combs
Get well soon, Larry! I miss you this week
John Graner
Hey Larry! Get up and out soon. Hospitals suck when you are the patient.
Ryanc
Larry! Get well, buddy! I need a Hamper Update, stat!
Ryanc
“Screw you, Space Coyote!”
David
Get well soon, will have a few drinks for you
J-Foxxy
My excrement boils — uh, sorry…My excitement boils for your return. Get better super soon, pal. We luv ya.
John Kilton
hey Larry just wanted to say get well and hope to hear from you real soon….also saw you in NCIS..playing a father role who owns a funeral home….funny shit, and liked how you got to get the (i hadent thoght about it that way )..into the show. miss ya
Andrew
Hey Larry
Get well soon. I have toasted your good health to a frothy mug of ale. I listen to your show every week here in Dublin, Ireland. You sir, are a Legend nae a Sage
Leslie D.
Feel better Larry!!! Love the show!
Marty in Maine
Please get well soon Larry! My week just isn’t the same without your witty charms!
“Homer is Homer…and Pluto is a Planet!”
Stuart
Get well soon my virtual friend.
Lee in SoCal
Hope you are better soon, and looking forward to hearing from you then.
Thomas Cheney
Larry I wanted to take this a moment before I drank this glass of Jameson. To wish you a very speedy recovery .
Jason
Hey Larry, hurry up and get back on your podcast, or else I will never stop slapping you.
Feel better soon, Larry. We miss you out here, especially at a time when we are in dire need of a laugh. And you provide those in large quantities…and then some.
Tracy
Loved your book, loved your live show, love the podcast!
You are a very funny man.
Please get well soon!
Michael Graalfs
Larry, Miss you. I look foward to your show biz stories every week.
I canl’t be a member of your drinking society unless you make me an honerary member. I am a recovering alcoholic with 28 years of sober living. I was a practicing drinker form age 13 until 32 so I have some experience with drinking. Imagine this I have never tasted Zima or drank a Pina Colada. O well I do get thirsty when I see a bear comericial with the beads of ice and beer streaming down the side of a beer bottle. I am also curious about Rasbery Zinfidle. I was a boozer but I digress. Larry I really enjoy your stories Thanks for the laughs you bring to me regards Mike
Mike G.
Get well soon Larry!
Jessica
Get better soon!!!
Bart
Hope you feel much better soon, Larry!
Lenny
I’m a comedian at the Comic strip here in NYC. JJ Ramirez told me about your accident. Yes, I know, if my news is coming from JJ Ramirez, I really should read more newspapers. Anyway, I’ve never seen him so upset. He called you a “gentleman”. Then again my Spanglish is mediocre. He might have said klutz. Anyway, Lucien told me a lot of cool stories and I’ve always been a huge fan! Get well soon.
Chris Adam
Get well Larry.Hopefully they don’t give you medication that you cant mix with alcohol when your out of the hospital ,better yet the doctor prescribes 2 to 3 martinis to relieve any “discomfort” By the way I think it would be fitting that some one plays the Larry Miller theme on a boombox on you march out of the hospital.
CheerS!!
JohnyVile
Hey Larry,
I hope after the blow to the ol’ hat rack you won’t forget me and the time we spent together in Paris, >sigh<…
Get well soon from the LMDS Upland local 293!!
Paul Carpenter
Love you Larry – so glad to hear you’ll make a full recovery.
Michael
Hiya pal,
I hope you get to feeling better soon. You have a lot of listeners who are all waiting to hear you on the airwaves again (I know it is not the airwaves, but everyone listening to your show has an appreciation for the old ways) I am one of your listeners in Costa Rica, and remember an early show where you were reading off countries where your show had been downloaded. When you said there were 4 people in Costa Rica, I thought, “How do you like that…I’m one of those 4 guys.” Anyway, get well soon, and I’ll look into opening a chapter of the LMDS with the other 3 guys down here.
Verik
Larry, I was so sorry to hear about your accident! Please take care of yourself (and allow others to care for you). Most people don’t like being ‘fussed over’ but with an injury that involves a hospital stay, it’s neccessary. I just discovered your podcasts and have been listening to the episodes available on iTunes. They are hysterical and look forward to the ones yet-to-be-recorded.
Pete Langlois
Hi Larry – I just got the voicemail message from the Washington DC Improv that you had to cancel your appearance here in a couple of weeks. Sucks for us here, hope you feel much better very soon. Yours in humor – Pete
Sarah fox
rest the head, dont shave while medicated and make this kids use the hamper-just tell them it’ll make you recoup quicker if they do.
get well!
Dan & Ruby Harper
Hiya Pal,
Get well soon. Miss you old friend.
Tim
Hi Larry,
I know you’re out of commission for a few weeks, but it could always be worse: You could be a North Korean Rocket Scientist. As my old man would say, “Keep the faith.”
Best wishes, and a speedy recovery!
Robin
Hope you are better soon, we miss you
Tampa Sam
Three guys walk into a bar… you think one of them would have seen it!
That was my kid’s favorite joke for years. Heard about your accident and it immediately jumped to mind.
Godspeed and best wishes my friend.
Becky
Dear Larry, It is of great importance that you understand how important and special you are. Please watch “Meet John Doe” when you are feeling up to it, while you on the mend. For you see, you are our “John Doe”. Dreamy Barbara Stanwick and Gary Cooper are at their best, I think, in this movie and it will speed your recovery. It’s a great reminder that little things like the LMDS are indeed not little.
Jay
Hey Larry, get well soon so we can have a “Locals Only” LMDS event in the Valley!
Don Duquette
Hi Larry,
Hope your are on the mend and out of the hospital .Not fun or funny to be where you are although I can’t wait to hear the story .I hope that this is the last time I hear your name on tmz. Especially on the same page as Whitney and autopsey. Get well.
A brother from Vermont.
Tim Bass
get well soon larry, and yes ” watch out for that last step it’s a
douzie ” how bad is that?!!
tim….at..signsmithmuralart.com
PS. we all love ya!
Mike Brownell
Get well soon, Larry.
Zebber
Get well soon Larry. My thoughts and well wishes are with you now.
Josh
A bit behind on my podcasts so I just heard the news. Big fan of Larry, his acting, comedy, the podcast and the LMDS. All his friends here at Swasted are hoping for a speedy recovery and we’ll be having a cocktail or six tonight in his honor.
Homer is homer and pluto is a planet, take care!
Lauren
A guy walks into a bar, but NO HE DOESN’T…
Get well soon!
Mary
This morning I listened to the Peter Holmes interview. I really enjoyed it very much.
Joshua Baker
If laughter truly is the best medicine, you’ll be back on your feet in no time, sir. Be well, good buddy!
CJB
Ouch. Feel better soon, Sir!
On an unrelated note, I have amassed a collection of twenty-one individual soap butts. They are bound for glory; it is only a matter of time.
Kurt
Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Larry!
Sean Benedict
Here’s to a speedy recovery. I just started listening to your podcast but I’ve been a fan for easily 20 years. You know, in case that has an impact on whether you believe what I say.
Peggy Gartman
Dear Larry,
I hope you are on the mend and will be feeling better soon.
We need your sentiments on life and your humor.
Thanks for your wonderful insights. I can’t wait to read more.
Mark Heimann
I’m toasting martinis in your honor. Hope your better soon.
Mark Heimann
We’re toasting martinis in your honor. Hope your better soon.
Hugh Peacock
Hope you feel better Larry!
Thanks for all the hours of enjoyment with This Week 🙂
Fred
Get well soon, Larry! The world needs laughter!
Mike Dobbs
Larry: to rucuperate vacation in Springfield, Mass. A Miller family tradition!
Terry Philpot
Sorry to hear of your accident, I have been a big fan since I first saw your HBO special. That was one of the best stand up routines I have ever seen. I love the part about the difference between shooting a bullit and throwing it- CLASSIC! and of course… who`s Ruby? I love that! How do I get a copy of that HBO special? I feel sorry for anybody that has not seen it. Love you Larry, you are a class act!
Gord Bell
I’m concerned that i haven’t heard updates on Adams show about you. I hope you are getting better and feeling well!
Jim Quirk
Take it easy Larry. Hope you are up and mixing cocktails in no time. Since you are unable to at this time I will mix a couple in you honor. Maybe 3. Get well soon, I won’t be able to keep this forever!
T. Kuhl
I certainly hope you feel better, sir. This is decidedly an informal medium, and your demeanor is certainly inviting, but having never actually met you, it would be presumptuous to call you “Larry,” I think. At any rate, I fondly recall you from the glory days of stand-up on cable television, and I was thrilled to find your podcast some months back. As endearing as I have found your own podcast to be, two other recent interviews have all the more increased my concept of you. Your conversation with Pete Holmes on “You Made it Weird,” made for one of the best episodes of that show that I’ve heard. That conversation lent yet more weight to Jake Johanson’s anecdote involving you (in his WTF interview) wherein he described you starting with a crowd at negative momentum, and your subsequent pulling of them into your game, through the sheer strength of your will (and act). I have always enjoyed your material, but my estimation of you has never been higher than it is now, sir. Please do get well soon.
Mark
Get well soon, Larry. I will enjoy your terrific Jinky’s coffee spill/drop encore in your absence. Feel better and enjoy some classic films while you’re resting.
Scott #2
Wow Larry. Just this morning I was bemoaning the fact that I never hear you on our local 24/7 comedy radio network (even though I’ve encouraged the program director to look into that egregious error), and now I find you’ve gone and knocked yourself silly.
How you feel better soon. Good men like you should never be kept on the sidelines.
Get well.
– Scott #2
Some Guy Named Jeremy
First, you hit your head in the kitchen, then a few days later, you do it twice as hard in public. Now that’s what I call a double. Best wishes to you Mr. Miller.
cruz818
Now I consider u my mexican uncle…jijiji..,happens all the time borracho
Troy
Get Well soon Larry, we miss you already.
Mark Miller
Larry, if sucking up helps the healing process, please consider yourself a national comedic treasure.
Mark
Nick L
Larry,
Hope you have a speedy recovery. I love listening to your podcasts in the evening and drink my knob creek bourbon!
Matuskey Family
We hope for a speedy recovery!
love the Matuskey’s
Mark G
Larry, you’ve been making me laugh since you started your podcast and even before on Adam’s podcast. I hold a certain respect for you because I know your comedy is so applicable to everyone, from the old men who’ve got a few years on you, to the young bucks like me who just love to laugh. Wishing you a speedy recovery.
Greg Thomas
Wishing you a speedy recovery and wishing you’d beat Adam JUST ONCE at “Hypothetical Road Trip”!!
Sarah
Larry, wishing you a speedy recovery. I look forward to your podcast, and really appreciate your commitment to producing a new episode every week.
Tony
Has one follicle challenged person to another you have to remember we don’t have enough padding up there. I really do hope that you are feeling better really soon and back to your old self. God bless
Dave Hamill, Member LMDS South Carolina
Hi Ya Pal…
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before…and there are two ways you can tell this one. Both are terrific.
Two ducks walk HALFWAY into a bar and stop suddenly. You take it from there, Larry.
Get well quickly…
Jacob
HEY! Get well very very very very very soon.
Rakisha
Corny joke from my childhood
What did the Indian say when his dog fell in the fire?
HOT DOG!
Lol. Corny beyond belief and makes me life still. Hope it gives you a smile. Feel better.
Chris from NYC
Larry, do remember what the best thing about a hospital is, “Ya Get To Leave!”. Make that happen, won’t ya?
Conor Mahood
Hi Larry,
Your podcast and your work jeans a lot to us.
I hope you’re right as rain really soon.
donewithidiots
Get well soon. It can happen to anyone. Dammit.
Craig from Atlanta
Larry, get better soon! The podcast is honestly a highlight of the week. You make the commute tolerable.
Kendra
Larry, I sincerely hope someone has the prescence of mind to accompany your exit from the hospital by following you down the hall blasting your theme song. Perfect ‘marching out of the hospital in triumph’ music!
Get well soon. Look forward to your next podcast.
David Bryan
Get well Larry! We Miss you!
Karl
Larry, get well soon!
Here’s one my wife made up:
Where does steel wool come from?
Robot sheep!
daniel s.
Larry, get better soon. We need you to keep us laughing at ourselves.
Tina K.
Larry,
I have nothing funny or clever to say…just the simple truth that since I learned of your accident I’ve kept you and your family in my thoughts and have sent healing your way. Looking forward to hearing good news and updates on your recovery!
Nick
Larry Miller walks into a club…
Missed you this week Larry, hope to hear you soon.
Andy
A jew a goyim and a shiksa walk into a bar. They all notice that the floor is wet and slippery.
The goyim says “wow! its a small lake on the floor, Id have to swim to get to the bar and I dont know how to swim”
The shiksa says “this is gross, I’m going to sit at a table and have the waitress bring me a drink”.
The jew says, “I’m going outside to smoke where it’s safe and dry.
Get well soon Larry.
Chris
Get well soon, Larry!
Tom
Just got into the podcast recently, and have burned through all the back episodes only to find out Larry is hurt! Get well soon, and thank you so much for what you’ve done. Especially the sign off.
Stubby
Hey Pal, what’s up?
Get well soon and get back on the podcast. Timmy, Billy, and all the orphans are counting on you.
Weather is here, wish you were beautiful.
Stubby
T-Marteen
QUID? Vocatis QUOD A gibba?
(WHAT? YOU CALL THAT A BUMP?)
T-Marteen
QUID? Vocatis QUOD A gibba?
Nancy Becker Kennedy
I adore you. Get well soon.
Anders H Jakobsen Denmark
Get well soon Larry.
Joan
Hope you’re feeling better soon. You make our day.
Hopper
Currently, I can walk out of bed. I have a home. However, I do not have a job to go to and when I come home, there is no one there who cares about me. What I do have is “This Week In Larry Miller”.
Please get well soon, pal. The world ain’t so rich it can afford your absence.
Jenn
Hope you get well soon!! I raise my glass and wish you a speedy recovery!
Michael Prell
Get well Quickening.
stinkaz
Speedy recovery Larry!!!! Get well soon!!!
Matt f.
Get better soon! The world needs more razor updates! I’ll have a martini in your honor tonight
Michael
Get well Larry my dear friend, will pour one for you over here in Shanghai, China.
40yoldvirgin
Larry we love you , get well!
George2000
Larry – Wishing you a speedy recovery!
George
Boston
Frank
Get well our fearless leader of truth!!
Lew Adams
Dear Larry,
Your show is funny, entertaining and inspiring. Thank you for the ones you’ve done and here’s to more to come. Get better from your header.
Kristi
I need a hamper update.
Nick
Get well Sir, we need you back.
Michael Arnold Esquire
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Grant
I wouldn’t be stacking soap if it weren’t for you. I was strictly limits to taking the shampoo, conditioner and lotion. You showed me the light! Get well soon.
Tyler
This week just wasn’t as funny without a new update. Get better soon Larry.
Rachel
Get well soon; your show makes the week better 🙂
Donkey Girl
a baby seal walks into a bar and says
“give me anything…but a Canadian Club”
my go-to joke.
All the best. Get well soon.
Todd Epley
get better soon, but not too soon, when you come back you better have some good stories involving you making sexually charged wise cracks at the young pretty nurses that must be taking care of you. Although sadly, in real life most nurses are neither young nor pretty.
scott
feel better pal.
Pat Thompson
Get well soon Larry, we miss you! Homer is Homer! And Pluto is a plant!!!!
Janice
Do you go outside a bar to take a phone call and fall and hit your head ?!
NOOOOOO you’re wrong…you don’t….you never do that…you always stay IN the bar and forget about the phone call and finish your beer !
Miss you and feel better fast !
Liz
Get well soon, Larry!
I’m looking forward to hearing another one of your optimistic insightful podcast again.
Your fans aren’t the same without you.
Well, it’s getting late and I have to get up early.
Doah! I apparently need you back at the Larry Miller Drinking Society, too.
Thanks to Colonel Jeff for doing a great job holding down the fort!
Liz Conlon (of the Liz Conlon Dancers)
Sterling
Just heard about Larry’s bonked cabeza via Col. Jeff’s intro to the Clumsy Coffee Redux. Sorry to hear that Larry is laid up, and hoping he bounces back quickly. Okay, ‘bouncing’ is probably a poor choice of words. … Hoping Larry’s back on his feet soon. Despite Col. Jeff’s kind words about Larry wanting to be back for a new podcast, I think I speak for all of us when I say that the time Larry needs to recuperate is more important to us than our desire for fresh stories from Larry. Take all the time you need, big guy. We’ll be here when you’re back in the pink.
David Lorell Hoskins (Blind Fly Theater)
Larry… LARRY… how are ya… oh, yea. Well lupo is a lampet and playdo is play doh… whatever buddy, you get well ya heeer. oh, la ipsum san torum.
Pezalicious
Larry! Please get better soon! I’m such a huge fan. You are a true original and genuine gentleman. Please get better soon! There’s so many more martinis awaiting…
russ
Larry- I just heard about your predicament, since I always download and listen to TWwLM on Sunday night, formerly the lowest part of my week. Take your time getting well, but I can’t wait to have you back.
Stuart
Ralphs…Ralphs….Ralphs !!.. Get well soon,, we miss you already !!!
Terry Schoonover
While I was obviously disappointed to miss the show in Macomb, obviously it is not as important as making sure Larry is healthy. Get well Larry, and when you make it to Macomb, or even better Missouri, then I will be there, with membership card in hand!!
Walker
Get well soon Larry!
Marc
I love your podcast, and enjoy your work! I’m glad to hear your on the mend. Best wishes.
Charlie Rettinhouse
Get better soon pal! Thanks to you I apprecate having a place to work, someplace to go at the end of the day and somebody there you cares about me. Thank you Larry and get back to the podcast soon!
Casey Mills
Get well soon, pal!
Connor
Bless your heart Larry you make me giggle like a little kid every week on my drive to school. Thanks so much for the jokes, the stories and the poetry. You’re a good man and I hope your head heals up right as rain. Here’s to your speedy recovery!
Jason
Get well soon buddy. Toasting one to you. Much love from North Carolina.
state your name
Larry, I’ve been spending some time reading all of the get well comments, and it’s just amazing how many funny lines people have come up with. I mean, people are really funny. That “Canadian Club” joke put me right on the floor! Reading all the comments here might even be as entertaining as listening to your podcast. Maybe even more entertaining! Anyway, I was just thinking… don’t rush things. You should take your time and heal up well. If you come back too soon, you might not be as funny, or you might slip on a Triscuit from the Clinton administration, or… well, you know, you might just come back too soon. Could damage your legacy. Take your time. Take as long as you need. Even if you feel fine and ready to go, maybe just take an extra week… or a month. Rest. Relax. Now, back to reading these hilarious gags! Come on, who else has got a good one?
Zane
Get well soon Larry, we miss you!
Marc
Larry I heard you’re hurting (but in a way aren’t we all?).
Get well friend.
Preet
Larry, sorry to hear about your accident! Hope you get back to 100% soon. Also, I hope the concrete is ok! 🙂
Take care buddy!
Alicia
Larry
Please get well soon we all miss you!
Alicia fron San Jose
Gabriel Daigle
That’s right…it’s time for a concussion update. A concussion update. OUCH! Get well soon Larry. You make the drive home on Wednesday nights so enjoyable.
Karla
Get well soon, funny man!!!!
lorraine
Missed you this week. Get well soon!!
You deserve a double, you should have plenty of jamesons on hand.
Ross G.
Larry, the world needs you, your family needs you. You make the world a better place. With so much cynicism out there, your frank, open, and heartfelt words are a beacon of light in the darkness. Hyperbole? I think not.
Get well buddy, you are much beloved!
Chris J
Here’s to you, Larry! Get better and continue to be well.
DON NAISMITH
I CAN COMPUTE LIFE WITHOUT MACINTOISE APPLES OR STEVEN JOBS, BUT WE NEED YOU BACK. GET WELL SOON.
Desiree
Hope your recovery is moving smoothly and that you are healing up nicely, don’t push too hard. We miss hearing your kind and irreverent humor but don’t want you to rush back too soon! Much love to you and your family!
Jeralyn
Larry, I’m praying for your quick return to health. You mean a lot to us and we miss hearing your stories. Get well soon!
P.S. I’ll be raising a glass (or two) in your honor …
Jesse
I’m Larry Miller but in a way don’t we fall?
Now that you’ve picked yourself up off the floor from laughing, get well soon, Larry.
Rich
Here’s to a speedy recovery, Larry!! Get well soon my friend!
Rich
Will
Larry –
All the best, and get well soon, pal! You’ve been making me laugh for decades – you have my thanks and my prayers for your speedy recovery!
Dale
Get well soon old man. Look forward to drinking with you later this year when you come to Texas.
Perhaps we will both fall down then too…..
Redcarol57
Always liked your work in films and stand-up. Hope you’re doing and feeling better.
Alex
Larry,
I would have written sooner, but I was distracted by the ChristianMingle.com ad on the webpage.
Seriously, sorry to hear you took a spill. Hope you’re back on your feet in no time. But, take your time because once you are back on your feet, we want to make certain you stay there!
Adam
Get well, look forward to hearing you on the ‘cast again. One of my favorite new podcasts. and don’t wear the hospital slippers…. no traction.
Microwavelemon
There were two elephants in the bathtub. The first elephant said to the second, “pass me the fivefecta soap”. The second elephant said,”What do you think I am, a radio?”
We love you larry and wish you a speedy and humorous recovery.
CJ
I’m sorry to hear you are hurt Larry! Best wishes for a quick recovery. We’ve been big fans for many years and will be for years to come!
Jeff K
As a card carrying member of the Larry Miller Drinking Society I want to wish our fearless yet clumsy leader a speedy recovery. Larry has to get better so one day I can fulfill my wish to buy The Great Larry Miller a drink.
Jim
Mr. Miller.
Sorry to hear about the fall last week, but I trust that you are now well on your way to recovery. Can’t wait to have you back on the show. And if you bring “Cocktails with Larry Miller” to Houston, you can count on me to be there and at the meeting of the LMDS.
Harriet Hill
Get well and stay well and take care of that wonderful head of yours. And when you can, come back and visit us in Texas again.
John Wright
Larry, I bought my wife a dog and forgave someone in ten minutes because of your wisdom. Get well soon.
Keith
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TELEGRAM SCHENECTADY, NEW YORK
Dear Mr. Miller
Stop kidding around Falling down after leaving a bar to take a phone call, that’s rich Your are a comic genius Wait, don’t stop You are dearly missed Get well soon Make that, don’t stop Gosh, these old time telegrams are difficult to write Best wishes to your speedy return to health Don’t stop!
Keith
where did all my Stops go!!!… gosh dang it
WESTERN ONION
TELEGRAM SCHENECTADY, NEW YORK
Dear Mr. Miller = STOP=
Stop kidding around = STOP= Falling down after leaving a bar to take a phone call, that’s rich = STOP= Your are a comic genius = STOP= Wait, don’t stop = STOP= You are dearly missed = STOP= Get well soon = STOP= Make that, don’t stop = STOP= Gosh, these old time telegrams are difficult to write = STOP= Best wishes to your speedy return to health = STOP= Don’t stop! = FULL STOP=
Keith
Rub some dirt on your bean and get back on the horse…
Hope you are feeling better..
Joe
Hence, no Larry Miller Dancers! I hope you’re doing better. You are greatly loved, sir.
Ed H
Larry,
I am not the only one missing your wry observations and general silliness. Sorry to hear about your accident. Get well soon. All the best to you and your family.
Hope the Hospital staff are treating you well.
Scott Jones
Sorry to hear of the accident, hope your well on your way to a speedy recovery!
Bob Loftin
Larry,
I wish you a speedy recovery. A fix of your truth each week keeps me centered. It’s most enjoyable when I listen on my Zune as I walk our dog. Unfortunately, she can’t enjoy your podcast – no doggie earphones.
Chris Boyd
What’s a nice guy like you doing flat on your back? Life’s not playing fair. Hope you get back on your feet real soon. You’re a one-of-a-kind good guy and you really know how to improve my day. I hope all these warm wishes are doing something to improve yours. Get better soon, and walk carefully!
Matt Craig
Larry you clumsy S.O.B. Thank God your head is so strong. Love you buddy
Get well!
Elizabeth Couzens
May all of the positive energy you’ve sent out into the world come back to you tenfold — I hope you have a speedy and complete recovery!
Lance Upright
Larry Miller walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, “that’ll be 6.50. You know, we don’t get a lot of men with your kind of reputation in here.” Larry replies, “at 6.50 a beer, I can see why.”
Steve
Speedy recovery Larry. Hope this doesn’t put you in the Gary Busey level of Celebs with head injuries.
Joe Maz
Are floors now the number one threat to Larry’s head, or is that still German razor blades? Get well soon!
Jenny I.
Larry,
Sorry that I was not able to see your 4/13 performance at College of DuPage, but I am glad to hear that you are on the mend! Have been a fan of yours forever, and I wish you good health and a speedy recovery!
John
Larry,
Sorry to hear of your accident. Hope to have you back soon!
Maryanne
Larry,
I look forward to your return. I love hearing the smile in your voice, get well soon! Sending lots of prayers & blessings to you & your family!
albert
one more for the road.get better larry ,”nominum quid geminus?”
Tom
Larry! Get better soon, buddy! I need you back reminding me that the game is over and I’ve already won!
Jen
Get well soon Larry!! I love your podcast and when you are on Adam’s podcast. You should totally win hypothetical road trip!! Take care and thanks for all the laughs! You always make me smile and I really appreciate it!!
Joe Maz
I just wanted to come back and say I hope my last comment didn’t seem insensitive, I really didn’t mean it that way. No jokes this time: You’re one of my favorite comics of all time, and I hope you’ll be back on the mike soon. Take care, get well, and come back laughing!
Dave
Take care, Larry. We pray you recover fully and quickly.
lmcast
Nah, we get it, Joe! Thanks for the joke!
KL duPre
זייט געזונט שנעל מיין קליין קרויט
In other words, be well!
garbis
larry , any little hotel bottles of booze in the hospital ?
Forrest
Love you Larry. Get well soon!
guest
Get well, you magnificent bastard. That’s an order.
Zach
Larry, remember the IV’s may be clear but they are NOT Vodka! You still have to drink that the old fashioned way. Get well soon!
David McCrea
Hey Larry, rest easy and secure in the knowledge we’ll get the guy who did this… We have two suspects names at the moment, Jimmy Beam and Jack Daniels, i’ll investigate this very thoroughly and get back to you with my findings (if i can still see).
Get well from all of us in the UK.
Jo
Rest up, dear sir! we miss you!
Ivy
Thinking of you, wishing you well. Hope to hear you’re back to your old self soon. Wednesday’s aren’t the same without you. Love the podcast, adore you.
Walter
Larry,
Something to ponder while you recuperate. Before the light bulb was invented, what appeared over peoples heads when they had an idea? or Why is it called a TV “set” when you only get one?
Looking forward to your next razor and fecta updates.
Get Well Soon.
big jim
Wishing you all the best, Larry! I think I’ll mix myself an A.M. cocktail to toast to your health while marching about my den whistling that great Sousa March!
Jared Hughes
Get well soon Larry!
Marc H
Without hearing of your hamper and fecta updates, I have to live my own life, which is downright pathetic. Please get well and come back soon buddy.
Brandon
Mr. Larry Miller,
Sir, I have enjoyed your show for nearly a year now. You have become my decompression for the drive home on Wednesday evenings, and I couldn’t enjoy it more. I am so sorry about your fall. I hope the nurses are being kind to you, as i am sure you are to them. Sadly, no candy stripers are around to give you a good shot of gin.
My best wishes and a speedy recovery to you sir. Many martinis to you as well and there is a White Russian to be poured down my gullet this evening in your honor.
To good health!
Sincerely,
Brandon (Fairview, TN)
Brad King
Larry, I wish you a speedy recovery. You are sorely missed and I look forward to hearing your version of what happened that night at the pub. god bless you my freind I have never met in person. Oh yea is there a chance that you would tell the story of when you and your buddy brought a hooker back to your house and your buddy tried get in bed with your room mates mother? That was hilarious. Cheers to that, get well soon!
Brad King
Johnna
GOD speed on your recovery Larry, miss your stories
Mark
Glad to hear that you’re doing “awesome”, according to the doctor… can’t wait until your back in the saddle, telling stories and not getting to the topic of the show… i’m eagerly awaiting your return to the broadcast booth…
Bill Vallely
Aren’t you sorry now that you didn’t sign up for the Reality Series? What a season finale cliffhanger THIS would have made!
My thoughts are prayers are with you – the only good that will come from this is being forced to consider a world without you, and the realization that it not going to happen for a long, long time.
Mike
Larry, So glad to hear you are making a steady recovery. Please continue to do so. Jeff, Thanks for posting these update/encore podcasts. I really appreciate the brief updates on Larry’s progress and I love listening to these great stories again. Cheers!
Jared Maynard
Get well soon, Larry.
Ben Weddle
Larry,
So when it comes to steps, there are more than 5 levels? Get well soon, we need you to keep us laughing.
Kevin Lauderdale
In the immortal words of Casey Kasem, “Keep your feet on the ground . . . and both hands on the door handle.”
Steve Geris
Wouldn’t having Larry on with head trauma be entertaining?! Come on!
Having a double for you.. hurry back!
Tim & Noonie
So sorry to hesr of your injury. Raising a glass to your speedy recovery!
Matt L
Larry,
The stagecoach robbery is still a go but will you please get better soon so I don’t have to get Sneaky Barry to rough house with the Pinkertons instead of you?
My best on your speedy recovery,
Matt
Wayne Philips
I hope you had a nice trip and see you next fall. But seriously, Sorry to hear your head isn’t as hard as you claim it to be. Take it easy and gell back into fighting shape or at least storytelling shape.
Efren Berrios
Larry get well and come back soon. Take it easy and keep the stories and the drinks coming every week.
Jerry Eby
Get well soon. Don’t fall anymore.
James Roges
Larry,
Get well soon
…and by wishing you a speedy and full recovery.
By the way, Portland Oregon is a great place to do a show. We’d love to have Cocktails swing through here.
Dennis
Larry, I hope your recuperation proceeds apace, and you return to your weekly duties on the podcast forthwith!
By the way, I think it’s appropriate that your theme music always brings a smile to your face, because your podcast always brings a smile to mine, and it stays there for the entirety of the episode, occasionally venturing towards a chuckle, laugh, or full-out guffaw (at least one per episode).
Hope to hear new episodes soon!
Brian DIetzen
Get well soon Larry! Your friends at NCIS miss you, and want you to come back and play!
thoughts and prayers are with you. 🙂
Dee Kaye
Get well soon, Larry!
Gini
Sending love! Heal up soon…xo
Cyndie
Hope you’re up and around quickly!!!!!
Georgia Wright
Hi Larry, Sending prayers for your speedy recovery and healing.
Sherri
A knock on the noggin, eh? So sorry to hear!
Wishing you a speedy and headache free recovery!
Verena Juliana
Get well soon! With best wishes from a fan from Austria – Verena
Jennie Coughlin
Hope your recovery goes well and quickly!
Stan Glass
Larry,
Get well, don’t know what happened but Brian D. said you were recovering…so GET WELL..
Stan
Elaine
Get well soon Larry
Juliette
Best wishes for a quick recovery xx
Here are some virtual grapes
ooo
oo
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Meghan
Get well soon Larry! I wish listening to you each week! 🙂
Penny
Ah Larry. You just weren’t happy until you ended up with a head injury that required hospitilazation so you could steal all of the little hospital soaps. Next time, fake it! Get Well Soon!! We miss you!
Jackie B
Get well soon. I miss you on twitter (because I have no life and live on social media). One of my favorite lines of all time, from your L&O character: (On enjoying being a son of a bitch) “The hours are good and there’s no heavy lifting.”
johnnie t
Hope you didn’t forget any of your good schtick! 5 levels of drinking! Feel better eventually!
Mark Elness
Larry,
Hope you’re feeling better very soon. You have a job to go to, and a home to come back to, and countless listeners who care about you! 😀
Nil desperandum, my friend
Mark
Serena Nelson
Hope you are up to par soon. Hang in there & wishing you a speedy recovery.
Larry Colliflower
Get well soon Larry. Hope to see you before next fall. (buda bum)
Madelyn OBoyle
As my Irish grandmother used to say, “What’s the matter with ya, ya big eejit? Was the floor too close to yer feet?” Anyway Larry, feel better soon.
Webb27
They must have finally given you a double!
Get well soon and come perform in Tampa?St. Petersburg so we can have a LMDS meeting!@
Rick
We miss you Larry! My ride in to work on Wednesday mornings are not the same without updates on hampers, razors and soap… pathetic, I know. Get well soon!
Keith Reed
The WV Chapter of the LMDS has been drinking quite heavily in your honor for the past two weeks. Please get well soon as I don’t think our collective livers can take much more!
Yours in intoxication,
Keith
Stuart Adkins
I miss ol’ Larry’s voice.
Mary
We cannot forget “the perfect piece of toast”. LOL Get well soon.
Omelette / WKLT
Larry, please get back on the air soon!! I’m dying over here! As a broadcaster myself, I’d really like to compliment you and your show! It’s awesome! You are a GREAT, GREAT story teller! I wish I was half as good! ..and you seem like a very nice man! Originally an Adam Carolla fan, I was turned on to your show that way… and haven’t missed an episode since! Get better and please get back on that darn podcast! I can’t wait to hear all your stories from the past couple of weeks and what happened from your prospective! …and a “Hamper Update” Also, can’t wait to have a coctail with you some day! Come to Michigan! -Omelette (Steve Normandin) / WKLT / Morning Host
Edward
OK … Now we’re getting worried! Another podcast missed? Still in the hospital?
We want complete medical records posted including hi-res images of all CAT scans and/or MRIs done since your admission to the hospital. Please include complete education and work records of all hospital personnel responsible for your care (janitorial worker records preferred, but not required). Transcripts may be facsimiles and grade school records may be omitted.
In all sincerity, get well soon from all of us who have enjoyed your work for decades. You have made us “personal friends” with your podcasts. I, and countless others, have thought about you everyday since your mishap.
Michelle
I hope you get better soon! My thoughts and prayers to a speedy recovery are with you!
Darren
Get well soon, pal.
Erik
It actually IS possible to purchase an actual Amazon on Amazon.com. I’d tell you how, but I’m afraid you’d re-injure yourself.
GET WELL SOON!
Nate
Get better Pal. Love the podcast.
David
Get well soon – love the podcast
Eric Gruber
Get well soon Larry!
The world martini olive supply is becoming dangerously overstocked!
Eric Gruber
I represent the Munich Germany branch of the LMDS 🙂
Marc Casebolt
Is that one of those “PLUTO IS A PLANET” swizzle sticks in your mouth? I sure hope so. It would mean that you are feeling better for sure. Head injuries are a sign that you are thinking of poetry while drinking, which is OK in moderation, but can lead to harder stuff like limericks or even (shudder) haiku. We’re all pulling for you Larry so we want you to take the time you need to come back and tell us the story of clumsiness (or grace) that got you where you are today.
Get well pal,
Marc
Chris
Hope your feeling better soon! We know that you can’t keep a good man down for long(unless a 500lbs woman is sitting on your chest)
moeman
Larry, can’t wait to hear you live on the podcast. Cheers.
Dan aka actualsize
Larry: Cutting yourself shaving should be considered the level 5 of head injuries. (Or is it level V? Are we doing Roman numerals here? How does one vocalize a roman numeral, anyway?)
Please bear this in mind in your future endeavors.
Get well soon!
Paul in NYC, LMDS
Get well soon Larry.
McClure's Pickles Gang
LARRY! We just heard about your spill. Please get well soon and hurry back to the show. We’re hooked.
-The McClure’s Pickles Gang
Rick Rovens
Larry, I know you are hurting, but in a way, aren’t we all. Looking forward to your return. Get Well Soon. Rick
Brad
Larry,
Feel better bud. Love the podcast, the very best ever. We are all thinking of you.
Brad
Scott
Like Icarus flying too close to the sun, Larry got burned trying to reach Level 6 in a bar.
Hope you recover fully, pal. The LMDS-Chapel Hill Brigade misses you and is having a double for you.
Suzeq716
OH NO LARRY! So sorry you’re hurt. Hope you feel better very very soon!! Take better care of yourself–WE LOVE YOU!
Kevin and Stacey
We miss you Larry, and all the updates. Glad to hear you’re recovering well, and look forward to hearing from you soon.
Lord Xtheth
Larry… I thougt you were a knucklehead… NOT a Shovelhead… Quit trying to dig up the street!
oh yeah, and get well soon
I wonder if I can get you a real card from Amazon through your site to send you… I’ll go check!
Diana
Get well quick Larry, I need to hear you on my daily walk. You make it so much better!
Kevin Hunnicutt
Get well soon Larry! Hope you are ok. I look forward to your recovery and return to the podcast.
Joe Greer
Larry, Please… stop floggin’ your noggin!!!
Missing your poetry readings and accompanying insights.
Regards,
– Joe
South Jersey (blueberry country AND producer of some damn fine McIntosh apples)
walkerp
Larry, get well man! Thinking of you. I’m in the SF Bay Area for the next 3 months and was hoping, hoping, hoping you’d have a show up here during that time. But do what you gotta do to get better. I’m sure you’ve learned tons with this experience and will have much wisdom to share with the world.
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Dave Giaimo
Larry!
This joke about a man with an unrelenting headache, is a little long, but well worth the read. I can practically hear your voice reciting this one (which I’m sure you’ve heard, but here it is anyway – enjoy!):
The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.”
Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldn’t concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife.
When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a Haberdashery & thought, “That’s what I need – a new suit.”
He entered the shop and told the shopkeep, “I’d like a new suit.” The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, “Let’s see … size 44 long.” Joe laughed, “That’s right, how did you know?” “Been in the business 60 years!” Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly.
As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the tailor asked, “How about a new shirt?” Joe thought for a moment and then said, “Sure.” The tailor eyed Joe and said, “Let’s see, 34 sleeve & 16-1/2 neck.” Again, Joe was surprised, “That’s right, how did you know?” “Been in the business 60 years!”
Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the collar in the mirror, the tailor asked, “How about new shoes?” Joe was on a roll and said, “Sure.” The tailor eyed Joe’s feet and said, “Let’s see … 9-1/2 E.” Joe was astonished, “That’s right, how did you know?” “Been in the business 60 years!”
Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the tailor asked, “How about some new underwear?” Joe thought for a second and said, “Sure.” The tailor stepped back, eyed Joe’s waist and said, “Let’s see… size 36.”
Joe laughed. “Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn size 34 since I was 18 years old.” The tailor shook his head, “No way can you wear a 34. You can’t wear a size 34. Size 34 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!”
Dave's Not Here
Larry,
Reality is less bright without your weekly presence. Unreality remains the same but we’d all love the opportunity to share some more reality with you in the near future. Take care and if you need anything don’t hesitate to ask. Realy!
Kyle
Guess even with the game won, you still may have to do some time in the penalty box! Get well soon good sir.
Miller Head
We miss you Larry but take your time and get better. We need L.M. at 100% but we’ll take any % because you are that good. Since you’re temporarily out of commission I’m checking out every movie from my library with L.M. in it because you’re also a great actor. Good health to you and your family sir.
Thomas Hardiman Jackson, Jr.
Larry,
I know that I just had a kidney transplant on Feb 21,2012 and in process of recovering but really did you need to take a ride on an ambulance? I hope you at least told them to run the lights and sirens cause that’s always fun!
Get well soon fearless leader cause the podcasting world is not the same with out you.
Stan Marshburn
Apparently frequent contact with a kitchen cabinet has not thickened the old noggin. Looking forward to a complete recovery so you can return to doing damage in the acceptable way, one glass at a time. miss you, speedy recovery.
nominum quid geminus
Evan
Get well soon Larry, keep pulling that ripcord.
Rebecca
I hope you are well on the path to recovery Larry! Love the podcast and can’t wait for you to come back!
Mk
I Really miss Larry Miller but don’t we all!
Roger Schulman
Mr. Miller, I was extremely concerned about your mishap until I heard the details and was relieved to learn that you struck your head rather than anything vital. Well done, good solider. Well done.
Richard Laymance
I Can’t wait to hear you wax philosophical about this most recent event in your life. Heal up, Brother.
Lambo the Clown
Get well soon Larry!
bernard dancel
Sad to hear the news man. I hope you come back to us better than ever.
Brian G
Hope you’re back on your feet soon. Will drink a toast to your health!
Greg
Get well soon Larry, hope to join you if you ever hold a LMDS get together in the DC area. I’m sure we can find a bar that is carpeted. I look forward to listening to you every week and my weekly routine is incomplete in your absence.
Mr. K. Dilkington
When I heard of Larry “Clumsy head wrecking cavalcade” I was almost brought to tears. Larry seems like the most genuinely sweet people in the greater L.A. area. The fact that he thinks (quite deeply) of how to dispose of a piece of clothing that has served you well, just shows what he would do for a human. Here is to a double of good health.
MikeZ.
Larry,
I’m a big fan of the podcast. I work third shift and I listen every week at work. I hope you’re feeling better, get well soon. In the immortal words of Douglass Adams, “you’re supposed to throw yourself at the ground and miss”
JB
Get well soon Larry. We miss you!
Josh
“….and by, thudgaurd infant saftey hats”
Speedy recovery Larry.
Paul
Best wishes from a friend you’ve never met. Get Well.
Brad Merritt
Get well soon. I need my Larry Miller fix.
Marcus Johnston
Get better soon, dear friend. The mercenary teacher community misses you and your excellent podcast.
Mack
Watch that last step. It’s a doozie!
Get well soon, Larry. The first round of drinks in Palm Beach are on me!
Dirk Wilder
Get well soon Larry – we are missing you!
Pete
Get well soon. I enjoy the podcast weekly and saw you at the Victoria Theatre in Dayton last year. Very good show and got my drinking society card just a few days later.. I’ll have one for you today.
Nick
Feel better, Lar! In the meantime I’ll keep your barstool warm
All the best,
Nick
Steve Roberts
Larry,
Usually when I hear about a celebrity, entertainer or some other lauded person who has had an accident or other misfortune, my typical thoughts are “isn’t that too bad”, and just move along with my goings-on without much follow up. I know we don’t know each other, but in a way we do. You have brought so much of yourself to your podcast and have this very special and unique capacity to connect with your listeners where you have created this strange and wonderful grey area between strangers and friends. It may sound like hyperbole to say that This Week with Larry Miller has changed my life, but in a way it has. I look forward to every Wednesday morning to get the latest updates, stories, joke and poem. You inspired me to try a double-edge razor, and I’m enjoying a great shave every day. I hope your recuperation is speedy and you can once again take your place behind the microphone very soon.
Jon Brown
Hope you get well Larry, we miss you.
Chris Daniele
Larry,
This might be a perfect opportunity for you to take a new headshot [cue rimshot].
Seriously though, this greeting is brought to you by me, “AND BY…AMAZON.COM…” you know the rest.
I was late to the dance with your podcast, partly because I am an awful dancer but mostly becuse I’m slow. However, in the past eight months or so (I really ahve no clue how long I’ve really been listending so I threw a pretty good guess out there), you have brought great joy into my ears, which have served as a great portal to the rest of the senses that achieve enjoyment from your weekly program.
I wish you a speedy full recovery and look forward to hearing you tell the story as only you can.
Godspeed!
Chris
Jason Weatherford
Paragould, AR brach of LMDS drinking tilting an extra glass until you return.
Mark Lofquist
“nominum quid fall?” We miss you buddy! Obviously we are all wishing you a speedy recovery. Was this sidewalk tumble as bad as your first time skiing? “I hit the tree, when you hit something that hard and that fast all you can say is… ‘i hit it’ “.
Gail from Bayside
Knowing that you share my love of Jack Benny, here’s a poem based on his quote:
Jack: What do you think of this card I wrote for LARRY? “To LARRY from Jacky, Oh golly, oh shucks. I hope that you like it, It cost forty bucks.
Rochester: It would’ve been hard to rhyme a dollar ninety-eight.
Although…I guess we would have to say “It would’ve been hard to rhyme VIRTUAL”.
Please be well and happy, WE MISS YOU LARRY!!
Edward
We do not know what to do in your abstinence.
Get well soon Larry!
Joshua Wade
Dear Larry,
I can’t tell you how much I enjoy your podcast as it gets me through many a sleepless night at my apartment complex when the roughians above me decide to drink, yell, and generally indulge in sophomoric debauchery. While I am a proud member of the Larry Miller Drinking Society, I feel that a drink is only as good as the company in which it is enjoyed and so, I refrain from joining them. Should you ever get to Morgantown, WV (we have a lovely, old venue here called the Metropolitan Theatre) it would be my pleasure to buy you a drink and, of course, catch you as you fall to the pavement.
Warmest Regards,
Joshua Wade
Travis Nicholson
Much love and well wishes to Larry from his friends in Vancouver, BC (if he even knew he had them). Get better soon, champ!
t
Bruce
Larry, I have to know if the first words out of your mouth after hitting your head were “WE’RE DRIVIN’ TO FLORIDA!”
Hope you get well soon. Television in 1947 needs you back right away.
Johny, Tamsen, & Odie
Best wishes and a speedy recovery from the Upland local 293! We would raise our glasses and simply say, “Here’s mud in yer eye,” but you may have already covered that!
Instead, we’ll raise a glass to you and your timely return Larry;
“Here’s to your health! May you make age curious, time furious, and all of us envious.” Cheers!
Johny Vile
GPB LMDS UL293
Ted
Take care Larry. You are a modern philosopher. I hope you are enjoying some poetry and a cocktail as you recover.
Douglas
Larry,
A speedy recovery to you! My Saturday dog walks while listening to the podcast haven’t been the same. The dogs sense there has been something missing as well. Here is to good healing!
Dave
Thanks Larry for the podcast.
It’s rare and wonderful to find something like TWWLM that is both
entertaining and has such a civilized tone.
Now get off you lazy ass and get back to work 🙂
Nathan
Larry, I hope you get well soon. Your podcast means a lot to me and I thank you deeply. Take care and watch your step.
Russ
Hope all is going well with recovery. Wishing the best to you and your family.
Russ from Portland
Cynthia
Larry, loved your guest star turn on NCIS. May you have a speedy recovery!
mbc
thanks
Jim
Get well! Your special show is missed. Not that the re-airings are not wonderful. You are a special person and that’s the truest thing I know.
CARA'S KARMA - the movie
Larry –
Quit beating yourself up! We’re all routing for your speedy recovery…
Your Friends @ CARA’S KARMA
Gina
Larry you are truly missed. Thank you thank you thank you for your wonderful wit. Please get well soon!
Joe B
Larry,
Your show is great. It’s so nice to have something wholesome that is also funny. You are a wonderful asset to Adam’s network.
~Joe
matt
get well soon,
your podcast always brightens my weekly drive, also your kids need you to take them to practice and watch old comedies
thank you
Matt
Sally Jo
Larry,
Your podcast means the world to me, too!!! I have loved you since your cameo in Pretty Woman stole the movie. And having lived in the South Bay since 1981, after moving here from Kentucky (did NOT fit in well there!), I have seen you at the Hermosa Beach Comedy & Magic Club. As a member of recovery programs, I am very familiar with the 5 levels of drinking. The first time I heard it, I could not stop laughing. God’s flashlight, indeed.
You are sorely missed.
God speed your recovery.
Love, Sally Jo
Carl Ellis
A more masterfull storyteller, we’ll never find. Get well soon Larry. When you’re felling better maybe we can take that cross country drive to the Epcot Center in Orlando Florida. Godspeed my friend. Nominum quid geminus!
Heidi
Hey Larry, I hope you are feeling better soon. I love listening to your podcasts as I drive to work and when I go for walks on my lunch hour! Come back soon.
Marco
You have been one of my favorite comedians for years. I always enjoy your podcasts and wish you could do “cocktails” in Tokyo. Get well soon! In the meantime, will have some drinks in your Honor.
gabriel s.
Larry!
Get well soon buddy. We miss you out here in podcast land! Until then, rest up and get well soon.
Stay healthy and safe because “that’s important to me.”
Gabriel
Aaron Keiser
Get better Larry. Miss your podcast and your “Hypothetical Road-trips” with Adam and the gang. We all miss you and wish you the very best, and a very quick recovery.
Adam
Get well soon buddy. Love you on the podcasts and especially “Suburban Commando”. Hypothetical question: Would you rather be stuck in a hospital bed next to….#1 A throat cancer survivor who still insists on smoking through a tracheostomy, but loves to dish out advise and correct people any chance they get orrrrr #2 a Pancreatic cancer survivor who is now in remission but attributes 1% of their successful treatment to modern medicine and the vast majority to the spiritual healing they received from a hot yoga session and positive thinking?
Ted
Get well soon Larry. Watch what you eat, always wear a helmet and don’t let homeless vampire chicks play bondage games with you.
Greetings from Romania
Travis Szudajski
I’m ‘signing’ to say I’m a huge fan and have been from a long time, ever since I saw a special of yours and saw the ‘5 levels of drinking’ in the late 90’s-and remembered and loved that ever since. Since then I love your podcast as well as every time you’re on the Ace Carolla-cast as well. You really always have seemed like one of the nicest, greatest guys out there and it’s good to hear it sounds like you’re doing well and you’re on your way to recovery. Really hope you’re 100% very soon-you’re one of the very best!
Dan
I’ll drive you to Florida any day, sir. Get well!!
Jrm
Miss ya Larry! It’s been forever since Hypothetical Roadtrip. Get well man! Love ya bud.
Vincent Fletcher
Hi Larry,
Sorry to hear that you’re still stuck in hospital. I hope that you’re able to focus past this and on getting back to work. Get well soon mate – and remember that even here in freezing cold wet Ireland, you have friends thinking about you.
Best wishes,
Vincent Fletcher
Tad
We miss you x
Pat in Alaska
Good Sir,
Get well! I miss the laughs you bring me. My podcast world is not the same. Glad to hear you’re on the mend and hope for a speedy remainder of your recovery.
John In Porland Oregon
Larry… I was listening to Adams podcast tonight and heard you fell and got hurt… Oh My God man… Please don’t do that again… We love you and aren’t ready for you to leave us just yet. Rest and get well soon.
Ed Dixon
Dear Larry,
All the best for a speedy, full recovery. Thanks for the laughs. While I don’t know you, you come across as a very decent and very funny guy.
Kind regards,
Ed Dixon
(Ireland, via Phily)
Ed Dixon
via PhilLy, the land of enchantment and OCD
Andy
Hard heads unite! Don’t let that concrete get the upper hand.
I look forward to your podcast every week, it always brings a laugh.
Get well soon,
Andy
Steven
Larry! Love you man, Get well soon. We are thinking about you man.
AirRun
Sending love and wishes for a speedy recovery from Vermont.
We all miss you.
-A in VT
Greg
Larry,
I hope for a speed recovery. We all miss you.
All the best,
Greg in Ohio
David Chandler
I must’ve spent all of 37 hours with you communicating at me from a distance, making me laugh and nod. Making me laugh and nod. Occasionally repeating yourself.
I can’t get you a gift (the proof of which is too large to fit in these digital margins), but I can tell you my fantasy gift.
FANTASY GIFT
Because it was a classy setting for an injury, I’m going to hire Jesse Thorn of The Sound of Young America / Bullseye fame to fly to London. Go ahead and bank the excitement you’re already feeling, because I’ve got more for you after the break.
Jesse will personally find a gentleman’s shoe tree made from wood recovered from the bar of a Victorian whorehouse that catered to gentleman of your stature, Larry. Jesse wears a sh-tload of tweed and has his own pocket-square-of-the-month club. He appreciates the art of male grooming, although in a very different way than you when you Quixotically try to get one more shave out of that blade.
I bet you’ll be surprised at the sense of satisfaction you get when you hang up your work cardigan, don your smoking cardigan, and put away your street loafers.
G-d bless you, Larry, for reading this far. You’re now about sixty seconds closer to death, and if you can’t smile at that sobering realization, you can always pop a rohypnol.
Be pragmatic and goal-oriented in your recovery so as to minimize the time required.
-David
Ryan
Hey Larry,
Just wanted to wish you a speedy recovery! I love the podcast, I love you on Adam’s show and you’re one of my favorite comedians. We were all concerned when we heard what happened and we’re glad to hear that you’re mending well!
Much love my friend,
Ryan. (Ireland)
C Storrow
All the best, Larry, miss your wit. Get well!
Branden Webster
Wishing you a full and speedy recovery Larry! Take care sir.
Patrick
Larry,
We are all looking forward to your return to your adoring fans. Thoughts go out to your family as well, as I can only imagine the state of the hamper situation. Peace, love, and healing.
-Patrick
Thaddeus Presley
Though Recent Times Are Tough,
With All The Damage To Your Head,
Thank the Comedy Gods Above,
Twas Not Your Liver In Its Stead.
Ron
No one reads a poem as well as you. If you need a smile. Just think of that “fornication” joke. Keep bringing us the laughs. Get well soon.
Ethan
If this doesn’t help you win the hypothetical road trip game, I don’t know what will. Get well soon! — Ethan H. in Manhattan
Mike
Best wishes Larry! We love you and look forward to your return.
Sean
Hope you get out of that hospital soon Mr. Miller. Miss hearing your hilarious banter. You Rock!
Michael
Dear Larry,
We miss you brother, get well now! You’re an asset to Ace Broadcasting and we need you at 100%. Here is a link to Kim Kardashian Buttocks pictures. Love you bro!
Drew
Sending good thoughts your way, Mr. Miller. Enjoy the hospital jello, but not for too long.
Wezul
Love me some Larry Miller! Get well soon.
Heather T.
Miss your stories and laugh on the podcast and on Carolla’s. Happy to hear you are on the mend and I wish you a speedy recovery!
AJ Donahue
Larry, please get well soon. Looking forward to your recovery and return.
All the best!
Allan Maki
Miss your voice much!! Get well soon!!
Ed
Mr. Miller,
I was very relieved to hear that you are on the mend. You pod cast and your appearances on the Adam Carolla Show are highlights of my week. I listen to podcasts all day while I work from my home office and the people I listen too regularly start to feel like my co-workers. Your good natured wit and wisdom never fail to brighten my day. Adding my good wishes for your speedy recovery and looking forward to your return to “the office”,
-Ed from Halifax, NS
Frank
Larry,
Here’s to your health, sir…and it’s quick return. Looking forward to your timely return to the podcast. My thoughts go out to you and your family. Glad you’re on the mend. Keep it up!
Frank in Pittsburgh
Adam O
Larry,
Heres wishing you a quick recovery. I’m a big fan. Get well soon.
Laura Pavin
Hi Larry,
I miss hearing your 50’s business man voice each week, so please get better for goodness sake! Hope you mend quickly and are up and ready to go soon.
Miss you.
Laura Pavin
Hi Larry,
I miss hearing your 50’s business man voice each week, so please get better for goodness sake! Hope you mend quickly and are up and ready to go soon.
Miss you.
Conan Robison
Larry – (If that is your real name…)I am a longtime fan of your standup, and a new listener to the podcast. Recover quickly, and keep up the great work! You have a new loyal listener!
Chris G
Larry, my weeks aren’t as joyful without you. Get better very soon.
Gordon Lightfoot
I was sent here by The Federal Bureau of Manners, so I wont be posting any political comments, racist remarks, a “first” post, or any links. Just a simple “Get Well Soon” as to not waste time making small talk with “the doorman.”
Bill B.
Larry, I hope that you’re feeling better and are back to 100% soon. Get better!
Andres Alvarez
I hope you are back on your feet soon man, need you back, Im taking this long trip to Florida and I have to bring either my landlord or my old boss, so get back to work I have a decision to make. 🙂
mia
Hi Larry-
I hope you feel better very soon. You seem like such a nice man and you bring such a positive energy to everything you do. My personal favorite things you did was Best in Show and 10 things I hate about you (even the tv show!). I hope your family is keeping your spirits up and you come back to the Carolla show and your own podcast soon. I am sure you will have a lot of news to share.
best,
mia
Shane
Hey Larry, get well soon. I can’t wait for you to get back on the Carolla podcast and kick some ass on Hypothetical Road Trip.
Robin pool
Larry,
I hope you feel better soon cuz it’s important to ME!! : ) Take care.
Lots of love
Robin P
Maureen
Larry, Get well soon Buddy!!!! I miss virtual roadtrip SOOO much. You rock it like no one else can. Take care!!!! Maureen Burke
Rik Ramirez
Hey Larry,
Get well soon. I’m a huge fan of the show and can’t wait to hear you back on the podcasts.
Best Wishes,
RIK
Renee
Get well soon, Larry. Miss you lots!
sittle
Hello Larry,
I wish you all the best, speedy recovery, and ice in your drink!
Get well soon, we miss you!
Regards
Sittle
P.S Has Aceman smuggled in a bottle of Mangria to your bedside yet?
David
Glad you hear you’re on the way back. Hope you hear you roadtripping hypothetically soon.
Keith
Larry,
Get well soon. I’m missing your podcast and the joke of the week!
Take Care,
Keith
Pete Mittelholzer
Mr. Miller, All the best. Get better soon. You are a ray of positivity and I appreciate your optimism. Looking forward to hearing you on Adam’s (and your) Podcast soon. From a fellow Lord Jeff, Terras Irradient! Pete
Aaron
Larry,
Hope that you’ll be back home pounding back some cheap gin and a bag of Cheetos as soon as possible. Feel better buddy.
Jon
Larry,
Get well soon. Can’t wait to have you back on the ACE network.
CRC
Larry get back soon. That’s important to me!
Tom
Larry, hope you’re feeling better. Miss you on the ACE network. Get well soon.
Mike
Get well soon, Larry!
Mike – Toronto
chad garish
larry…
when i heard you injured, i had a drink in your honor. when i heard you were getting better, i knew it was from my drink, so this week, its been four a night, all for you. only for you, of course. 🙂 i now know my drinking serves a purpose. you will get better from our alcoholism! heh.
Kelly
Miss your voice and your chuckle, Larry! Can’t wait to have you back at the mic. Hope you have the cute nurse *wink*!
Best wishes and happy thoughts.
xo
James
Glad your healing Larry.. I’ve been a fan since 1/2 hour comedy hour ” we wouldn’t have thought to stack the geometricly”.. hope your back on your feet and the pod soon!
Glen K. Amo
I have been a fan for a long time and I wish you the speediest of recoveries, Mr. Miller. I tried to come up with something clever and unique in order to stand out among the sea of well-wishers but I realize the futility of that kind of effort. I also realize that it misses the point. Every post is just a drop of love and the hope is that the drops add up to a wave that is big and warm and powerful enough to bring you SOME measure of happiness and possibly even relief.
Please get well soon.
Stephen
Larry, I hope that the melon is mending well!
Hopefully this will earn you a “win” on the Hyp Road Trip next time around!
Having an extra martini for you, sir!
Bryn Lake
Larry! Get better! We miss you here! Where is here? 1.5 hours north of Toronto on Lake Huron!
Matt Gifford
Larry,
Okay, you can either go on a road trip with a neuropsychologist or Adam Carolla, which do you choose? Congratulations! Either one is correct! You’re always a winner to me, buddy. Get well soon!
-Matt – NYC
Alex R.
You’re a great comedian, but an even better man. Here’s to a speedy recovery!
Vincent
Larry! Get well soon. The Earth needs you!
http://www.therobotspajamas.com/?p=5621
Jack Sunday
I’m going to need you to get well right now, if you don’t mind. Laughs hang in the balance.
Traci
Love your podcast and the hypothetical road trips with Adam. Get well soon!
Jenny
We are thinking of you and hope you are back on your feet soon. Rest, rest, rest Larry! We miss you!
I hope you feel better soon….”that’s important to me!”
joe, a law student in DC
get better homey! you crack me up
joe, a law student in DC
i think, in honor of your recovery, adam should let you WIN hypothetical road trip. i can feel it. this next time you’ll be a winner
rosemary
wow Larry, i was hoping you would have gotten out of the hospital by now. please get well soon. we miss you! Kisses. Rosemary
Bill Strong
The world needs you, Larry Miller! Get well soon!
Dr.HarryV.Gina@yahoo.com
Larry,
Hope you make a fast and full recovery.
Price
Mr. Miller, sir, you gotta get better, and quick-like. I listen to assorted podcasts while I’m running in the mornings (let me clarify: I run for exercise; I am not being pursued by anything or anyone). It is my longstanding tradition to do my Friday morning runs accompanied by the dulcet tones of This Week with Larry Miller. With you out of commission, I am forced to run in complete silence, lost in my own thoughts, and I have to say: my thoughts are more depressing than funny. Also, for reasons I cannot begin to fathom, hearing you read poetry makes me run faster, and I’m pretty sure the hamper update shaved 20 seconds off my mile. You can do this, Mr. Miller! Heal that noggin by sheer force of comedic will!
Neal
Nice try, but honestly Larry I’m sorry to tell you that just wasn’t that funny and you really shouldn’t scare us like that ! Ok now, good luck on your way back to good health. You are virtually missed !
Lincoln
“You know how to enjoy the Hospital.” Get on the good foot already!
Joel P
Larry, buddy, get well soon. So sorry to hear about the accident. I will keep the martinis chilled.
Sam Z.
Things aren’t as funny without you. Get well soon Larry!
Phil
My reaction upon hearing of your injury? … C’MON!!!??!!
Very sorry this has happened to you. We miss you and hope you get back to 100% soon.
P.S. The nurse knows you’re staring at her tits while she’s bending over adjusting your IV.
David
Larry, glad to hear you’re doing well, rest up, get well soon. We miss ya. I’m sure after your recuperation you’ll make a triumphant 3 for 3 return to the hypothetical road trip.
Jess
Larry,
As soon as I heard I chugged a martini and flicked my bean to Kim Kardashian… For you. I hope you heal well and quickly; you’re very missed. On the bright side, you might be able to get some long term benefits from this injury. I doubt anyone will be asking you to help them move or to be their lifeline on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Feel better soon!! We love you!
Arty
Get well soon, Larry! Really need to hear some more hypothetical road trip…don’t let me down! ha!
Kelley
Get Well Larry!
Maybe the head injury will result in finally figuring out how Hypothetical Road Trip is played…
-“That’s important to me”
Jason
Get well soon, Larry.
Mike Miyazakei - Salt Lake City
Hi Larry!
I just listened to Adam and am glad that you are recovering. Best wishes to you and your family.
~Mike
Andrew
Hey man, sup?!
Larry,
Extremely pleased to hear you are on the up and up. You are a great and hilarious man! Looking forward to a new podcast soon!
Get well, my good man. I look up to you.
Andrew
Ken
Get well soon Larry! I love hearing you on the show and your presence is certainly missed!
Aaron
There are five level of drinking apple juice in the hospital and they all suck. Get well soon!
Sam Buck
It’s impossible for me to listen to your podcast without a smile on my face. Get well soon Larry; in the mean time I shall be lifting a martini in your honor.
Jeff N
Larry, we miss you and get well soon. The Jameson’s flag is flying at half-staff until you return.
Ben
Larry,
You’re the man! Get well.
-BEn
Adam Pelletier
Hey Larry greetings from Canada buddy and get well soon 🙂
Alex B.
Hi, Your Larry Miller, but in a way aren’t we all… Well, not exactly without your guidance! Get well quickly sir!
nigel
te nominare quod accidens? adepto melius mox.
Scott Alcoser
Hello Larry,
Please quit playing with the nurses, and get back to work. Maybe this lump on your crown will help you on the Road Trip Game. All kidding aside, hope for a speedy recover Pal! Big fan Scott
Justin - Brooklyn, NY
We love ya, buddy. We need ya. Get better soon.
e40
Get well soon Larry, we all love you man.
Jo Ke
Get well Larry
Michele G
Miss ya Larry!! Hope you’re feeling better everyday! Can’t wait to have you back!
Ari
Get well soon brother!! That’s important to me!!
Jared - St. Paul, MN
Get well soon pal and maybe one day you will get one right in ‘The Hypothetical Roadtrip’. 🙂
Mike
Larry,
Greetings from the Munich chapter of the LMDS. You had us all as worried as the closer parts of your family, so hurry up and get better, and we look forward to having you back in good health and good form both at Carolla-Towers and on your own podcasts.
Sie nennen das ein Doppeltes?
Homer ist Homer und Pluto ein Planet.
Servus, bye and auf wiederhören!
Mike
Caleb
There may be five levels of drinking, but there is only one Larry Miller. Get well soon and buy yourself some non-slip shoes!
Mike
yes, and das ist mir wichtig -that’s important to me- too.
Matt
Larry, Yes, we hope you are doing fantastic. I hope this will help. My son and I both listen to your podcasts. He turned 21 the past week. Did I take him drinking? NO! Wild night? NO! I bought him a Safety Razor! Can’t wait to give it to him as we will have a big laugh. Get well Larry.
John
Get well soon, Larry! I hope you didn’t slip on a five-fecta.
Tommy
Larry,
I just heard on Adam’s podcast that you’re on the mend. I’m so glad to hear it. You’re the greatest, man, and I hope your recovery is speedy. We’re all looking forward to having you back on your seat at the podcast mike.
Love you, man.
Tommy
Chadalupe Hernandez
We miss you on the Carolla show! Get well soon!
All the best from your fans in Memphis TN
Matt
PS I Forgot! I got the razor from Amazon! But I did not go to Amazon. No. I went to LarryMillerPodcast.com first!
And, by the way, I tried the “fecta” approach with shampoos, and, well, not so good. But I didn’t give up. I tried with breakfast cereals too. Sometimes there’s just Frosted at the bottom of the box, not too many Flakes, or partial Loops. Don’t try this either, the “FECTA” does not work with breakfast cereal either.
Asher Boucher
Larry,
Best wishes for a speedy and full recovery.
I hope you’re utilizing this down time to work on your new bit- the 6th level of drinking.
Asher
Mike Stone
Get well soon Larry- You’re the man! FYI, I think you win the road trip game every time
Heidi
Good to hear you are on the mend. Get well soon Larry! That’s important to all of us!
Cory
Get well Larry.
Chris Esposito
Hey Larry, get well soon! I remember first hearing your “5 levels of drinking” routine in the early 90’s as a 13 year old, and although I had no frame of reference as alchohol had yet to pass my lips I loved it anyway. Since then I always smile when I see you pop up in a movie or show and I love your appearances on Adam Carolla’s podcast. I’m too lazy to download your podcast but I’m sure it’s very funny. I heard that you had a spill and just wanted to reach out because you’ve been making me laugh for most of the sentient years of my life and I appreciate it. By the way, I’m starting to wonder if the Hypothetical Road Trip game is rigged because you’ve made a good case a couple times…
Christian
Hey Larry,
I hope you’re back in the podcast seat soon. Not just for my own selfish reasons. (OK… maybe MOSTLY for my own selfish reasons) …But also because you’re a great guy, podcaster, and comedian. It’s nice knowing there are still guys like you around. People with morals and a positive attitude are pretty rare these days.
Speedy recovery, man…
Cheers,
-Christian
Aaron
Tip of my cap to you, sir.
Brian
Get well soon Larry. You are dearly missed Pal!
Brian
Jacob
Get well soon Larry. I’m missing the podcast.
I hope they are letting you drink in there.
MIke M.
Larry,
You are missed on the ACE podcast. I hope this doesn’t negatively impact your skills in the “Hypothetical Roadtrip Game”. Get well and get back soon.
Jeffrey
Hope you’re back to 100% well ASAP. You’re a brilliant comic and comedic actor. I always love seeing you on screen in comedic roles. Your disposition always comes across as pleasant, witty and hilarious. You’re also a wonderful addition to the already awesome Adam Carolla podcast.
Rick Vegas
Get well, Larry! Need you back on the road to Florida!
Tom
Get well soon Larry. Love the podcast. Love when you’re on the Adam Carolla podcast too – always know it’s gonna be a good one when you make a cameo.
Dman
Larry – we miss you! Get well soon and get back into the studio… we know you’re the real braintrust behind that outfit over at Carolla studios…
Adam
Get well soon Larry!
Patrick Murphy
Get better Larry. We all miss you and hope you are back soon.
Phil
We really miss your podcast and hearing you on Adam’s podcast. Get well soon!
Robert
Your getting well is important to me! Hope to hear from you soon!
Ralph Burris
This is taking way too long! Get well pal.
Barbara
Hey Larry! We miss you! Glad to hear you’re on the mend. Your Fans in Redwood Shores, CA.
Tim W.
Larry
Please get better – once you are back on your feet you’ll be unstoppable in RoadTrip game!!
Ed (Pittsburgh)
Hey Larry,
Hope your recovering well on a steady diet of scotch and steak. I would take a hypothetical roadtrip anywhere with you big cat.
Peace,
– Ed
Todd
Larry Miller..the menschiest mensch who ever mensched. Get well soon, buddy. We miss you.
Jeffiba
Heal up soon, buddy. We miss you.
Pooya F.
Get well Larry! I’m sure you’ve been thinking about all sorts of hypothetical road trips scenarios… stay strong and drink beer!
-Pooya
noho
Bet you a dollar that this knock on your noggin switches your road trip game luck. You’re totally going to beat Adam when you return. I just KNOW it. Or you’ll at least get very close to beating him. Pretty close.
Get well already. You’re missed around here.
NoHo
Bill M
I work at wtvtfox13 in Tampa. I was an early Adam carrolla Podcast listener. I had heard larry on that podcast as a guest. 2 days later Larry was in Tampa promoting his show. He came to the station (FOX!# TAMPA). I saw Larry in the green room and said how I Had just heard him on Adam’s Podcast, How funny Larry is. ( I am a fan of Larry’s from way back as I am also from Long Island) Shortly thereafter Adams Podcast Gained momentum and Larry was a part of it permanently . I was thrilled an still a big fan of Larry’s and listen every week. God Bless Get well. Drink up!!! We need Larry!!!!
Sean
Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AAnnOR_2kM
Terri
Larry, hoping this note finds you on the mend. I have long enjoyed your work and have been delighted with your appearances on Adam’s podcast and love your program. Take good care of yourself and get back to us soon. We are missing our Larry Miller.
awildermode
When you fell better, would you like to go on a road trip with me?
Andrew Mustin
Larry, hope you’re on the mend and someones filling your IV bag with Gin.
– Andrew (LMDS, San Francisco Chapter)
“I’ve got news for you. I’m down, I’ve got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggy with some boy, I don’t care how dope his ride is. Mamma didn’t raise no fool.” – Walter Stratford
Ryan
Get well soon Larry because that’s important to me.
GOD
Larry,
Just so you fully understand the situation, the nurses are looking at your junk when you sleep.
Get well within a small amount of time.
v.
Chad Maupin
Hi Larry!
So sorry to hear about your recent accident! Get better soon!
My wife and I saw your Cocktails with Larry Miller when you came through Fayetteville. We loved it and have been big fans for a long time.
We hope you’re home having cocktails soon.
David B-M
Dear Larry,
Come back! We need you to balance out Adam’s infinite Doucheiest Douchebaggedness!!!!
Kiel
We love you, Larry. Stay on the mend and rest up, brother.
Joey
Larry,
The good news is, now you have a good excuse for never getting the right answer in the Hypothetical Roadtrip Game! Godspeed friend!
Joey in Baltimore
Dion Rides Bikes
Dearest Larry,
In 1997, I shaved my head bald for the first time.
I was in a weird place in my life – I was graduating college, my girlfriend just broke up with me, I was packing on weight (in a bad way), and things were just kinda awful. From having hair for so many years, my freshly shaved scalp, which never saw the light of day (due to hair), was a strange, white, greenish color. And I’m Filipino (like Chris Lacsacanamanahumuma, that works there at the studio). Awful, awful.
Well, It was not a good look for me, so I grew my hair back… that was until I discovered motorcycles.
I’m not one to brag, but let’s just say I’m “gifted” when it comes to hair. I grow wavy, thick, black locks. But, when I kept putting on and taking off my motorcycle helmet, I was getting “helmet hair”. Frustrated, I screamed up at the gods (or goddesses, how ever you believe) and shaved my head again, swearing off helmet head forever.
I’ve moved on from my days of riding and racing motorcycles, and now I’m a mountain bike rider/racer; head… still bald. When I go out in the sun, I get tan lines from the design of the vents on my helmet, and my wife says it looks like a watermelon.
With all that said, I will always have a bald head, by choice. And you, my good internet friend, are a source of inspiration for all bald men walking this planet today. Thank you for not only being a public figure for bald men of today, but for the many years of making me laugh on TV, movies, stand-up and in audio format.
You rock like a special needs child at an amusement park. Thanks Larry – hope to have you back real soon.
Sincerely,
DionRidesBikes
Renn
Larry,
i really hope you have a speedy recovery. so you can keep bringing your great comedic genius to the world!! i don’t know what im going to do with my itunes till your back!
all the best!
Get Well Soon Larry
Larry
From all of Pittsburgh PA,,we love Larry Miller. Speedy recovery my friend!
Charlie
Get well Larry. You’re a rare duck, gentleman and funny.
Chris
Hey Larry,
Get well soon! That’s important to me!
Jeff McCurry
Larry,
“It’s important to ME” that you get better.
Get well soon & maybe Adam will finally let you win the road trip game.
Keep your spirits up and I can’t wait for you to make me laugh again.
Alex in Atlanta
Thinking of you from Atlanta. Get well soon Larry!
Chad
Get well soon Larry! We need your positive attitude and good humor back in studio.
Nora
Feel better, Larry! I’m drinking extra for you this weekend. <3
Travis
Hope you’re doing well! Looking forward to your return!
Elliot
You are in the hospital but in a way aren’t we all. Hope you have a swift recovery old friend and we all hear you on the waves soon! All the best.
Melissa
Wishing you a get well soon! You are sorely missed! I’ll drink a double martini in your name tonight…and may even recite some prose!
Stack
Get well soon, Larry! But in a way aren’t we all. You’re the man.
Gabe
Larry,
Glad to hear you’re on the road to recovery. I love your work, and very much miss it! Hypothetically, there’s no one I would rather road-trip with than you. OHHHHHHHHH C’MON!!! Keep your spirits up, and we know you’ll be back in no time. “And that’s important to me!” Get well brother.
Catherine
Get well Larry!! Sooooo glad you’re feeling better & sooooo glad isn’t anything more serious. miss you!
Billl
GET WELL SOON BROTHA! Big fan, really enjoy your podcast!
Clinton
Get well soon, Larry. Maybe this slip will provide you with the “Phenomenon”-esque mind powers to finally conquer the Hypothetical Road Trip Game.
Andy
Get well soon sir
Jeff D
Feel better. I’m sure you’re on the fast (hypothetical) road to recovery!
Kyle
Thoughts and prayers go out to you Larry from Utah! We need you back on the podcast so you can get back to your “winning” ways on the Road Trip Game. We need you Larry!
PC
Hey Larry, how ’bout those Knicks….seriously though, wishing you good health and everyone here would agree that we all love and miss you. Can’t wait to hear your wonderful cadance coming through my headphones again. nominum quid geminus?
Todd
You are such a good soul. Get better soon so you can get back to work!
Zak
Get well soon Larry. You’re a great entertainer, come back soon! Best Wishes
LaraS
Come back to us soon, Larry. Love you, need you, miss you!
Higgs
Hey Palll!!! You get your ass back on the show soon. Best wishes from Quincy, Ma.
Kyle
To Larry and his brain,
From all the way up in Portland, Oregon, I want to wish you a speedy and full recovery. The world needs your positive energy and spirit!
tom
Larry buddy,
Wishing you a speedy recovery. Ive enjoyed your work for years, and love hearing you on a regular basis on the podcasts! Take care and hopefully we can catch you live sometime soon!
Tom
Shidan Towfiq
Heal up soon Larry! Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Travis
Get well
Jason
Get well soon Larry
Christiana
Get well soon Larry. I miss hearing you on the podcasts.
Chuck in Baltimore
I heard you’re on the mend! Until further notice (from you, of course) I’ll be drinking for three. My wife is pregnant, and somebody has to keep the booze market equilibrium intact. Can’t wait to hear you back at ACE broadcasting!
Chuck
matt
hang in there buddy. dream of those Musso and Frank Martini’s and get well soon.
Matt from Portland
Of all the great podcasts out there (Adam, Fitzdog, Maron, Bill Burr, etc.), yours has the most timeless and ageless voice. Hope the bump on your head doesn’t affect your voice in the literal or psychological sense.
Get well, Larry. We’re all eager for your return.
Joe from Miami
Get well soon, Larry. You are definitely NOT the douchiest douchebag that ever douched!
Dave
Get well soon, Larry! Looking forward to your triumphant return to the Hypothetical Road Trip Game. I am sure you will be victorious. It has to happen eventually.
Ben James
Today I’m feeling like Larry Miller, but in a way aren’t we all? Hope you get better soon buddy. We love you here up in Canada’s capital, Ottawa. I’ll have a drink in your honour tonight…probably a few drinks. I know you would want it that way.
Love ya Larry!
Corey
Get well soon, you are not only a very funny man but you seem like a very nice person, which means you’re either very nice or a good actor either of which I hope you take as a compliment. Be on the mend.
Pierre
We miss you big guy. In a hypothetical road trip, I would take you over anyone any time.
Jessica
Hey Larry! Really hope you get better soon! My son and I listen to your show every week and we miss you! Get some rest and until next time, Homer is Homer and Pluto is a planet!
The only Dave that matters.
Larry, you are America’s sweetheart. Please be well and stay well. We need people like you to make life bearable. Also, I hope you still remember how to do math.
Robert
Larry,
Hope you’re feeling better. I’d always choose you to drive to Florida with if you brought along some Chicken Larry!
Omar
Get well soon, kiddo!
Frank
Miss u Larry!!!
Dan Rudolph
Get better soon. Look forward to hearing you again.
Justin
Get well soon!
Mike G.
Get well soon, Larry! Watch out for your wife, though. I hear she wants to register a complaint!
Poochie's Uncle
There are five levels of concussions…
Get well soon big guy! We love you here in Chicago.
Phil H.
Get well soon and — to heck with what happened, why, etc. — we need a hamper update.
Art N.
Larry,
“Hey…Suup?!!” I wish I was there to give a poster a Kim Kardashian…I know that would lift your spirits…lol.
Well I hope you have a speedy recovery and hope to see you back on the couch with Adam and the gang.
Best wishes,
Art
Bob
Larry,
I’ve always been a fan of your comedy, and recently have become a loyal listener of your podcast. Your style reminds me of the radio classics I grew up listening to, but you manage to make them modern-day relevant. Not only is every episode entertaining, but the ‘message’ that you tie in at the end of each one makes the intelligent person remember to be grateful for each day that we are upright and in the company of those we care about.
I however am not intelligent, so the message is often lost on me.
Get well soon, we miss you.
Ryan M.
Hope you didn’t knock too many screws loose, Larry.
Heres to a quick recovery! Can’t wait for your triumphant (albeit bandaged) return.
Scott
Larry , get well soon !
Alexandre cabrita
Olá Larry. As melhoras rápidas. Um grande abraço.
Steve
Take care of yourself Larry! You are missed.
Dave From Oregon
Hope all is getting better. Can’t wait to hear that your back on your feet and doing what you do best…Good luck and best wishes Larry.
Dave from Oregon
Nate
Larry, it’s important to me that you are on your feet and back on the air as soon as possible. May you have the speediest of recoveries, and I eagerly await the humorous anecdote this will become!
Best Wishes,
Nate
Smooth
Get well, soon, and stay away from J. Doctor Randy!
Mark D
Larry, take care and take your time getting better. Don’t rush. Please come back at 100%. You are one of the funniest people on this earth.
Thanks.
Mark.
Steve B.
My dad was bald(but foremost a gentleman). Your innate kindness you have towards others reminds me of him. I hope you mend quickly so we can all enjoy the head trauma jokes soon. Take care!
Ace Fan
Hope to hear your voice again soon on the podcast….that’s important to me.
Rufus
Hi Larry–
Really enjoy your work, hope you feel better soon!
-Rufus
Leon
Get well Larry.
Paul
Larry,
I’ve been laughing at your humor since I discovered you on Dr. Katz. I can even remember the joke (and in fact I quoted you in a recent interview I did) the punchline was “it’s the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it”.
I hope to hear you back online and recording soon! You’re super-funny and super-talented.
Paul Griswold
dude
i’m 25 now, i grew up watching 10 things i hate about you so many times with my little sister! you are so funny in that movie, love you on adam carolla too! get well soon!
-george
Sean H
Hey Larry, maybe a good knock on the head is exactly what you need to do better on the Hypothetical Road Trip Game! I hope to hear you back on the show soon!
Troy Nelson
Please get well soon, we love our Larry. Godspeed, good sir!
Jim
Get well, Larry!
Maxx
Larry. Get better sir!
Rick
Get well soon Larry Miller, in these troubling times America needs you back as the voice of reason.
Missy
Get well, Larry! Because YOU are important to me!
EricL
Get well soon Larry! You always remind me that I’ve already won and I wish the same to you!
Jeff
I’m concerned about Larry Miller; but then again, aren’t we all?
I hope you are recuperating well and make a full recovery ASAP.
James
Get well! Really enjoy all you do
Evan
Hope you feel better soon buddy. Can’t wait to hear your first show back. God bless
Casey
Get Well Soon Larry! You’re sorely missed!
Mike
Feel better yo! Sending awesomeness to you from Silverlake.
MSG(Ret.) Empey
Get well quickly Larry. Love what you do!
Morgan
“That’s important to me!” that you get well soon, Larry!
Big Mike
Hope you get well soon, Because thats important to ME!
Jesusgarza31
Miss you buddy get well soon.
The Burns
Larry you rule, get better soon and back to your work as the greatest podcaster in the world. May your head heal and hair sprout from your dome!
Nick
Larry, man, you gotta get better soon so you can come play a show in Atlanta!
Miss you on the podcasts – good luck to you!
-Nick-
Aaron
Hope you’re all better soon, Larry. Glad to hear you’re getting better. You’re everyone’s favorite.
Nelson
Hey Larry – get well soon, miss hearing you on the podcasts.
christopher s23
Hope you get well soon homes. cant wait to hear you back on theoretical road trip, maybe like all those horrible movies/shows from the 80s, youll come back with an uncanny knowledge after your head bump.
Shawn
Get well soon buddy! I miss you on the Carolla podcast!!
Bruce
Ohhh Larry,
Get well soon buddy! Love the podcast, the world needs your wholesomeness back. Best wishes!
Bruce
black_devil
WHY o WHY o WHY ???? i had my fingers crossed!!!
Tariq
Larry,
We miss you. Get well soon, but in the meantime enjoy checking out the nurses.
Courtney
Get well soon Larry!!!!
Laurel
I hope that you’ll be home with your family soon, until then I’ll be toasting drinks in your general direction.
Brian Wisniewski
Larry,
You’re the menschiest mensch that ever mensched. Get well soon.
Nathan Abramczyk
Dear Larry:
The southwestern Ohio legion of the LMDS has OFFICIALLY switched from 80 proof Jim Beam to Wild Turkey 101 until your triumphant return so get well soon… but take it easy, okay?
Sincerely Nathan Abramczyk and the boys back at the clubhouse.
Bryan
Hi Larry – Sending best wishes to you for a speedy recovery. Get well soon, the Hypothetical Road-trip game isn’t going to play itself!
Brendon Steenbergen
Can’t wait for you to be rested, recuperated and ready to roadtrip! Get well!
Alex
How does Moses make his coffee? He brews it.
Get well, Pal, because that’s important TO ME.
Debaser
Get well soon Larry! Love listening to your podcast and listening to you when your on Adams show.
Rob
We miss you, Larry. Get well soon!
Daniel Conderman
Did you show disrespect for the lowly doorman? Let me guess you asked about the Lakers and he was reading the stock page and pushed you over. You can tell me, here sit on this urine soaked couch and talk to me.
Andrew
Get well Larry, miss hearing you on the show :((
CircleCity
Good luck with the recovery Larry, you crazy son of a gun!
Con
We need you back, Larry! I need me some Hypothetical Road Trip!
Jake
Hope you feel better soon, from all your friends in Nebraska!
Brian
Larry,
You killed in Springfield, MA with dishwashers! Best wishes for a speedy recovery! We need you back on the show.
Brian M
Massachusetts
BigC
I’m just one of those people that hopes you get well soon…..but aren’t we all?
Hurry back Larry!
Jordan Thomas
Get well Larry Miller.
John Bosse
Dear Larry,
Really miss you in the Adam Carolla show and This Week With Larry Miller. You are a great actor and a great comedian. Hope you get better soon! If you make it to St. Louis, drinks on me.
Therese
Larry, I like you. Feel better.
John H.
Yes, this is my real name. I have nothing to hide. I love Larry. There I said it. Not in a lavender sort of way – not that there’s anything wrong with that – but in a “mancrush” type of way. I have even seen “Pros and Cons” and “Undercover Blues”! Now..if ever there has been platonic love that one man can have for another, a la “Wayne’s World”, that is it. Get well, Larry, my obsession misses you.
(And yes, this is all over the top for laughs, get well)
Marc H
Hypothetical roadtrip game:
1) Male nurse or…
2) The patient who can’t stop making horrible, played out hospital food jokes.
Get better soon, buddy!
mike
Get well soon larry
Chris
Hey man…’sup. Get well soon and have a martini.
Teresa Rom
Just wanted to send you a smile and wish you a quick recovery! Missing your laughter 🙂
Mark
Miss you Larry! I look forward to listening to your podcast while at work every week on thursday or friday. Always makes me laugh and speeds the work day up a bit. Hope your speedy recovery continues!
Fernando
Get well soon. Cant wait til youre back on your feet, making us laugh, and giving us proof that there’s goodness in the world.
Carl
Get well Larry! We need you back in action!
Adam
You are in the hospital, but in a way aren’t we all? Get well soon Larry!
Carmel
A week without Larry is a week without sunshine, lollipops, rainbows, and everything that’s wonderful.
Get well soon, dear Larry! I miss you. We all miss you.
Take care of the old noggin. Yours is particularly important.
Thinking of you fondly,
Carmel
Justin
Get well soon Larry!!
Rod
Hey Larry, get up you lazy bum! Don’t you know that theres a Three Stooges movie out? There’s work to be done and comments to be made.
This movie isn’t going to talk about itself.
Really though, I love what you do and appreciate you more than you will ever really know.
~Rod
Jerry
Hey Larry. Extremely happy to hear that you’re on your way back to a full recovery! We all miss you out here in podcast land.
Martin
Larry – We are all wandering around aimlessly without your Weekly Words of Wisdom. Please get better….
Gareth
Hey Larry! I hope you have a speedy recovery. Looking forward to hearing you back on the podcast soon.
bananas!
Get well soon Larry!!!!
Adam
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner,
and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
Hope You Perk Up Soon Larry!
Adam
Wookievomit
Get well soon Larry!
brian johnson
Hey larry I hope you’re feelin better. Take care of that melon!!! Can’t wait to hear the latest show… love ya pal.
Tadd Pike
hang tough Larry. Atlas-like, I shall carry the booze swilling planet for us both until your return. please hurry and get well.
Foy
Larry getting back to 100%…”That’s important to me!”
Tracy B
Hello Larry…
It was pretty awful to hear of the little spill you took…
But I’m glad to hear that you are getting better…
Can’t wait to hear from you soon…
But in a way, aren’t we all? 😉
XOXO,
Tracy B…
Mark W
Miss ya Larry. Was very sorry to hear when you were hurt and very, very happy to hear you’re on the mend. Best wishes buddy.
Mark W
Steve Hiller
Hi Larry-
BEST WISHES FROM TULSA. We really miss you out here and hope you are feeling better. Hope to hear you back on air real soon!
Steve Hiller
Tulsa, OK
Emily W
Glad you are doing better. Hurry back we all miss you
William Jarvela
Larry,
Speedy recovery, and hopefully the Captain, or the Doctor can sneak you in a few mini bar servings of “medicine”. Hope to have you back in my ear buds soon.
Bill
Acworth, GA
Tony Edwards
Larry:
I’ve been a big fan since seeing you on Letterman when I was in high school in the ’80s. I always love hearing you on Carolla and your own podcast – you’re a great talent and a great guy. Take care of yourself and get well soon!
Tony
Adam
Hey Larry,
Get well soon buddy. Love you on the podcast and hope your back soon.
Wayne Meek
Get well soon! You are important to us!
Eric
Larry,
I heard it’s not too serious and you’ll be back soon, thank goodness, but since they’re doing some repairs on your head anyway maybe they can dab a little hair on if you want?
Dan Wood
GET WELL SOON CHAMP!!!!!
Beerhead123
Larry,
GWS!!……miss you man
caught your performance in the new TV show ‘Bent’ (nice show) as the boss of Amanda Peete’s charcater. You were terrific…. as always.
anon
Sending good vibes and best wishes for a smooth road to recovery. We miss you over here in Podcastland!
1969jaime
Hey Larry,
Hope all is going well with your recovery.
Miss you on the Aceman’s Podcast.
Get well soon!
Michael Gorman
Larry, I was very sad to hear you had fallen, however glad to hear you are making a good recovery. Heard that this existed to tell you so on Adam’s podcast, so I wanted to drop you a line.
Henry Hawk
Oh Larry, how we need you back in the virtual passenger seat of the car DRIVING TO FLORIDA!!!!!
No one else’s soap, razor or hamper updates will do!!!
Be well my friend, and next time you have a beer, call me I’ll be happy to follow you around with a wheelchair!!
Chuck (writer from Bent)
Get well soon, Larry. Glad to hear you’re on the mend. Miss you on both podcasts, sir. And the Bent episodes looked great. You totally killed!
See you soon.
-Chuck
Roland3337
Really sorry to hear about your accident, Larry. I hope you’re feeling better soon. Adam’s show isn’t the same without you each week. All the best to you and your family.
Mary
Prayers for you! Looking forward to our next road trip 🙂 Take care and thank you for all the joy bring to the people.
Warren in Toronto
Hey Larry,
Sorry to hear about your slip/fall/smash/ouch. Hope you get some good rest and come back better than ever. All the best from Toronto. Take care.
Warren Porter
Johnny2540
Here’s to a quick recovery(gulp)
Here’s to getting back to your loving family and home(gulp)
Here’s to sueing everyone involed with hurting OUR LARRY!(gulp)
Here’s to getting back to work(gulp)
HEre’s to Wednessday’s!(gulp) muy favorte day(gulp)
hers’s to Pdocsts that halve my favoritt guy LARREK(gluu)
damm man, I gatto hit the head(glag)
wait…huh oh Addun
Nominom Quid Geminis
Feel better
Miss you
Love your message on life
Johnny
Darknez in TiJuana
Hey Larry Rub some dirt on it and lets get it ON, Just kidding
Hope you get well soon and i will have a shoot of tequila for you
mis mejores deseos.
M Bizzel
Hey Larry,
I really miss you on Adam’s podcast. Get well soon and wishing you the very best.
brett bennett
Get well soon larry I can’t have another week without “who’s going to florida” I am sure you will finally win one this time. Bald Brian and you now have more in common,
My wife says “Corky sends his love too! “
Rob Torres
Your brain is important to me and other concerned Drinking Society members. And, on occasion, you can smack your head hard against the cold, hard, ground while engaging in the perilous activity of standing. This worries us.
As you have little to no padding on your cranium, and you tend to enjoy the occasional daily cocktail, I am looking into insuring your skull with Lloyds of London. They said the cost would be surprisingly affordable and they’ll discount the premium if you wear a helmet to sleep as well as outings, working, meals, shower, drinking, sexual intercourse, television watching, and all other activities.
Beware the ground underneath you’s,
It’s that hard flat thing beneath shoes.
If you’re out for a nice walk
Or having a short talk,
Mind your footing, please, I bequeath you’s!
Miss you buddy, my week’s not the same without you. Glad to hear you’re feeling better.
– Rob
Steve
Get well soon Larry! Everyone misses hearing you on the podcast, especially. Looking forward to a triumphant return to “Hypothetical Road Trip”.
Tim Z
Dear Larry. I deliver pizzas for a living, and I can’t tell you how devastated I was to hear about your slip and fall. I listen to your podcast whenever I am on a delivery, but now…the pizzas are late, cold, and sometimes do not contain cheese. Please get well soon, so I can get that smile back on my face whenever I am knocking on a customers/victims door. Listening to your show is one of the great perks (well, the ONLY great perk) of my job.
Sincerely,
Tim the pizza guy
Brian
Get well soon, hope to hear you play hypothetical road game on the Carrolla podcast in the near future. Larry
kingofping
Get well soon Larry. You have the biggest heart in the podcasting arena. Your end of show sign off always brings a smile to my face.
Chili
Hey Pal
Hope you get better soon.
I really miss your voice on your show and the Adam Carolla show.
Im currently re-listenening to your older episodes, but I want to hear from you soon to let us know that you are gonna be fine.
Andrew
Larry,
Get well Larry, you’re too swell a guy be to stuck in the hospital and we all want you back on your feet.
Matt Cortese
Get well soon Larry. Looking forward to hearing from you again after making a full recovery. I’m sure you will have a whole new batch of stories for your podcast in the near future.
Matt
“Larry’s in the hospital? That sucks” “Yeah, but when he comes back, he’ll be that much better!” “Gee, I never thought of it that way!”
Get well soon, Larry.
Dwight Hornbender
Best Wishes Larry!
Geoff
The podcast always leaves me feeling much better about myself and the world in general. Can’t wait for you to get back to giving me my weekly dose of happiness. All the best Larry.
Alex Di Lolli
Larry I hope you are enjoying your daily sponge baths performed by sexy nurses 😉 feel better and looking forward to hear you soon on your podcast! Cheers!
Lucidity
Hope you get better soon, Larry. We miss you.
Haywood Jablowmie
Feel better. You’re an amusing and strange man.
ed
Larry,
We love you buddy, hurry the hell up and get back to work!
Ed
David B
Get well Larry! When the nurse comes in and gives you your meds, ask her, “Nominum quid geminus”? Take care pal.
Matthew
Get Well Soon Larry !! so glad to hear your on the mend , really lookin` forward to listening to you again once your back in the saddle 🙂
Cheers
– Matthew
Wendy
Hey Larry! Missing hearing your antics and opinions on the podcast, and your general cheeriness when walking through Carolla studios when they see your smile comin down the halls. Best wishes for a quick recovery (and don’t enjoy the sponge baths too much!)
Scott
Get back on the air please!
Scott
Get back on the air please!!!
Sterling
Hope you are better soon. Best wishes to you and your family. Take care!
Steve Komen
Larry,
Wishing you a speedy and full recovery. Can’t wait to see you back on your feet.
David N
Get well soon Larry. I just watched Pros & Cons and enjoyed it. “I’m positively dilated” is the best line ever.
Alan P.
Get well soon Larry,
I predict this head injury will miraculously turn you into a virtuoso at the ‘Hypothetical Road Trip’ game. From your next appearance on Adam’s show until the bitter end, you’ll have a -perfect- record at playing it:).
Gina Predovich
Larry-
Hopefully the rumors that you’re on the fast mend are true. We wish you the best and full recovery – your friends at The Westin Columbus.
Lipchick
Oh, Larry! You poor thing!
Please heal up and come back soon so that Colonel Jeff, the planet Pluto, and the rest of your supporters will shine once more. We miss you so much, both here and on Adam’s show. Things just aren’t the same without hearing you say, “Well … I never thought about it THAT way!”
p.s. – Are you enjoying your leg lamp? Maybe you could put it on the hamper so you could see it better!
Joe
Dear The Honorable Mr. Miller,
In the “Who would you rather drive to Florida with” debate, I don’t care who “Option 1” is; if “Option 2” is Larry Miller — even if he’s wearing a hospital gown and bringing a saline drip, a bedpan, and Nurse Ratched along for the ride — then Option 2 will always be the right answer. Get well soon, man! Can’t wait for your next appearance on the AC Podcast!
Serena
Wishing you a speedy recovery- I miss your voice, humor, and poetry. Come back soon and we’ll celebrate with some Ogden Nash and a whiskey on the rocks.
Greg
Feel better buddy, you’re one in a million 🙂
Candace
Larry,
Hope all is well! Your spirit and sweet nature is missed on the Pod! 🙂 Hope the spill wasn’t too bad and you’re okay bud! Can’t wait for your return!
-Candace
Sean
Get Well, Larry! We need you!
John M
Get well soon, you bald-headed fart.
We miss ya…
Curtis Carruth
Got to be honest, I never really enjoyed you before you were one the ACE Broadcasting Channel but now I get you humor and respect all your hard work and now laugh my ass off every time I listen!!! Hope you are feeling better and wish you a speedy recovery.
Best Wishes and hope to hear your voice soon,
Curtis “Adrok”
Catherine Fritts
Larry-
So sorry to hear you had such a traumatic injury. Get better soon, but take your time to heal. This is your brain you are talking about! We miss your podcast and your contributions to Ace’s show. We miss you, take care.
leo
larry you really mean the world to us, you were the first comedian i have ever seen live and it was a big part of who i am today. my grandfather worked in lockheed building planes for 5 cents an hour and he was always so wise and he always used to tell me to “keep it between the telephone poles” “if you do that well then your doing all right” and to you larry i say the same.
TJ
Larry,
Get well soon buddy. Wishing you a speedy recovery.
Dennis
Larry,
Please get well soon! We miss you very much.
Nick
Hey Larry, love you on aceman’s podcast. get well soon. you’ll need all the strength you can muster to finally win the roadtrip game.
Vince Mendoza
Larry just walk it off!! Hurry up and get back on the air!!! Dying of BOREDOM here!!!
Josh
Larry, Get Well Soon! Until then I will enjoy a few of my favorite episodes. We miss you pal!
David Hixon
Larry,
Get outta that hospital! Your fall was felt around the world because, in a way, we all fell…let’s get better!
Look forward to hearing your banter soon.
David
Mark
Larry, hope to have you back soon. The Colonel has picked some fine encore episodes to air, but we need fresh updates! And some hypothetical road trips, because I always laugh when you say “I guess I never thought of it that way.” Best wishes for you and your family Larry!
Dan Mayberry
The head is a rough one so I’m glad you are coming out of this okay as you are one of my favorite comedians. Love the podcast, both yours and aces, and hope this experience, at the very least, has provided you with a few minutes of comedy.
Get Well Soon,
-Dan
P.S. Caught you on Prime Time Sports in Toronto a while back and sincerely loved the passion you have for what you do.
Lisa
Get well Larry!……because it’s important, to me! Take care pal! Speedy recovery!
kirk
love ya man!BE WEELLL!!
Rhett
I was gonna see you in Elgin. Get well and get out here soon Larry!
Rob
Larry, take care of yourself buddy! get well soon.
Rachel
I was so sorry to hear about your accident. Here’s to a speedy recovery. Can’t wait til you are back on the podcast.
Frank
Hey Larry, just wishing you a speedy recover. Some of your fans are really funny. There’s lots of good material here!
Can’t wait to hear you again. (I won’t fast forward over the poetry anymore, I promise! 😉
Frank
Steve Holtzer
Fiirst-Glad You”re on the mend!
There’s a blackout here in Waxhaw, NC. My 14 yr old son is here with me listening to your podcast like we do when I drive him to school. The wife is away with the girls at a horse show so it’s just Jake and I with the smart-phone, ipod, playing dominos by candlelight.
It’s a long way from The Bronx but I remember the ’65 blackout.
LARRY MILLER, you’re like a blackout because you stop and remind us what’s important.
I’ll stop typing now and hope my boy will show me how to dictate this message.
We love you and miss you!
Mark
Larry, hope you’re back to normal and crakin’ wise soon. Cheers to you buddy.
Aaron
Larry,
I listen to your show every week, right here in Los Angeles in my small apartment – usually after a long day of work…and an even longer couple of hours studying for the GMAT test. Your voice is missed during those times, and please get well soon. One of the things I enjoy the most about your podcast is that it is hilarious – without being too cynical OR sappy – it’s a fine line you tread, and it’s great! Looking forward to your return.
Blessings,
Aaron
Gruneir
Hey Larry. Get well soon. Everyone loves you
Josh
Hey Larry! I hope you’re making a speedy recovery.
Stuart Smith
Larry,
We miss you out here. Get well soon. It’s just not the same without you keeping us updated every week.
Sincerely wishing you all the best,
Stu
Justin
Hey Larry I hope that you are feeling better I can’t wait for you to come back and do some hypothetical road trip after the hospital stay I am sure that you will finally get one….or not I never thought of it that way. Get well soon.
Chris
Get well soon and go back home, have a martini,and start the podcast.
Steve
Hey Mr. Miller, get well soon! I spend about 3 months total out of every year in the hospital thanks to the lung disease Cystic Fibrosis, actually currently on the list for lung transplant, and know how shitty that place is. People think you are resting when in reality your day probably starts with labs at the crack of dawn, doctors, nurses, nurses aides, physical therapists, more doctors, more labs, another nurse aid, nurse, and so on….and that’s all before noon! Making you feel better yet? Hospitals suck so get the hell out of there, dude! Take care!
A fan.
Drew
Larry, I wish you a speedy recovery….”Thats important to me!”
Andrew S.
Hey Larry! I hope that your recovery is swift so that you can get out of that hospital as soon as possible. Unless of course, you have a team of hot nurses taking care of you. Then you can stay as long as you like and I wouldn’t blame you one bit. Take care! (Funny phase don’t you think? Take care. Why would one need to “take” care and who are they depriving it from? Do you just take a little care from someone or do you take it all? Well never mind that, I see seem to be rambling) Get well soon!
Craig M.
Larry,
Hope you’re feeling better – and are all the way healed and back at the podcast wheel soon. I really miss you on the Adam Carolla Show and on your own program.
You are one of my favorite comedians of all time.
God Bless,
Craig
Ned J.
Hey Larry,
You salty olde sea captain!
Hope you get well soon and get back on the mic @ Ace Studios.
Always enjoy your take on stuff.
Get well soon!!!
The Offender
I am a huge fan. Hope you are better soon, and that it is nothing long term.
Merle
Larry,
You are one of the rare ones, funny, articulate and intelligent. The world and your fans need you well. Get well soon!
jimihollemans
I hope you feel better soon, you are the only decent thing on my ipod.
Merle
Oops, sent previous comment with the wrong email address. This one is correct.
UPISDOWN
I just heard about your podcast. So, I googled “Larry Miller Podcast.” I was happy to find a link, which I clicked on sending me to the Home Page of the show. Ready I was to download and listen too an hilarious episode when….I saw the notice:”Larry feel on his head.” Thanks Larry, your timing is great.
Matt
Get well soon Larry!
i want to
worst part about staying in a hospital over night (never mind for as long as you’ve been there) is not being able to sleep on your side or your stomach. i’m not trying to rub salt in the wound, here, larry, i swear. but let’s be honest with ourselves.
i miss you dearly and cannot wait to have you back. as soon as you get well enough to leave the hospital, please promise us that we will be the first to know!
all our love!
John O'Keefe
Get well larry! I hope you are doing well, your humor is missed. Hypothetical road trip: obese hostile female nurse vs. weird annoying male nurse with fanny-pack.
Take Care,
John
Paul
Hope you get well soon.
I loved your characters on Burn Notice, What’s the worst that can happen, law and order and many others.
I look forward to many more of your podcasts and I hope to see you in Milwaukee in the future!
mike j
Love ya, pal! Feel better soon.
Jon
Larry – Your abilities as a raconteur and all-around good guy have been missed the last few weeks. Wishing you a full recovery so that you and your family get back to normalcy, and that your humor and common sense be shared out here in the podcast universe!
Russell B.
Hi Larry,
I hope your feeling better and are back soon, This Week With Larry Miller is not the same without Larry Miller.
John Thompson
Much and MAD love Mr. Miller…here’s to a speedy recovery! LOVE your outlook on life and that brilliant bald mind of yours!
J.D.
Larry,
We drinkers look forward to you tipping back the next glass.
John
Larry,
Wishing you a fast recovery. Looking forward to your triumphant return to the podcasts.
-John
Cassie
Big hug your way, Larry Miller.
Eric F.
Sending lots of love your way! Get will soon Larry! Miss your podcast and hearing Hypothetical Road Trip. A funny, funny man and an even better human being. (GEE, I never thought if it THAT way!) Hope to hear your familiar voice again soon. Best wishes.
Bill Wernet
Keep getting well.
That’s important to me.
Bill
Bryan
Larry, sad to hear you were hospitalized, glad to hear you’re getting better, can’t wait to tune into the next podcast. Stay funny.
Hugh Peacock
Loved hearing Ralph’s this week.
That was the first Larry Miller Podcast I listened to, and I was hooked.
Best Wishes
Hugh 🙂
Sarah
I’m having some major hypothetical road trip withdrawal so please, please, please get well soon!!!!!! Wishing you a continued recovery <3
Terri Lynn
Larry,
Sorry to hear of your accident, I guess it happens to the best of us. Hurry up and get better soon, patiently waiting for a new podcast from you!
The best to you and your family,
Terri Lynn 🙂
Richard
Miss your weekly appearance on Adam’s podcast. Hope you feel better soon!
Christopher
Wishing you a speedy recovery from your only listener in Morocco. Thanks for the reduxes, but it’s a lot more fun to play the Larry Miller Podcast Drinking Game with original episodes. Keep up the great work.
Oh, Colonel and Doctor, you guys are all right too. 🙂
-CW
Jy
Hi Larry, hope you’re back on your feet soon. I need my weekly fix of Larry Miller shinanigans!
Get well soon
Jy.
Jason McTavish
Hey Larry I’m a big fan of the show and hope you an Adam can do some more of those hypothetical road trips soon. Thats gotta be one of my favorite bits. You two are a great pair and I hope to see more of you guys together on the air. Get well soon you talented bastard
Dr LJ
Wishing you a speedy recovery!
Ric
I have a feeling your luck is going to change on the ” Hypothetical Road Trip”..Get well and carpe diem!
Seth
Mr. Miller- Here’s hoping you a speedy recovery from your injury. I miss the podcast as it is one of my favorites. I have been saving some sports sections for you to read during your recovery. What, no I didnt mean to say that you would only read sports pages. Im sure that a doorman reads all sections, including business. Get well soon and looking forward to hearing you back at 100%.
David
Hey Larry, get well soon. Your podcast, and your appearance on the Acemans to hash out who you will cruise across the country with are highlights of my week. Thank you
Tony
Larry, I can’t remember laughing hard than I did when you related your “Ralphs” story.
Best wishes for a quick and full recovery.
Cristina Maldonado
Larry, my husband and I are keeping you in our thoughts and are glad to hear you’re back on the mend. Hang in there & get well soon. We depend on you to brighten our week! Thanks for always making us laugh. Hope to hear your voice soon again. Be well & stay positive. The world needs you!
With Love from Georgia.
Damon
Missing you, Larry! Take it easy and get well soon.
VeronicasDad1
Sincere best wishes for a speedy recovery – Love Ya Buddy
James
Praying for you Larry! You’ll be back and better than ever in no yime!
Bill
Get well Larry.
That’s important TO ME.
Marcelo Lessa
Hey Larry,
Greetings from Rio de Janeiro. Get well and come back soon. We miss you.
Abraço,
Marcelo
JP
Get well Larry. Look forward to hearing you back on the podcast.
Arthur Schultz, farmer/fireman from Tennessee
Gey well soon. Funny guy. Nice guy. You’ve given joy to me and millions.
Travis Rivas
Did yo save the hot wings?!?! I wish you a speedy recovery, sir.
Dave
Larry,
I hope you are feeling better…and “That’s important to me”
Your “good guy” comes out in the podcast.
Dave
Noah
Larry,
Love your comedy and your podcast. Wishing the greatest entertainer a speedy recovery!!
-Noah
Paul
I bet your cabinet doors are SO jealous. They’ve been making little dents in your skull for ages, but it was the sidewalk that got to inflict major head trauma.
I’m glad to hear you’re recovering well. All the best,
Paul
Northe
Hey Larry, on behalf a bunch of ACE Broadcasting listeners, we wish you a speedy recovery and are glad to hear you are getting on the mend. Hurry back to the recording studios!
Brad N.
Best wishes Larry, all the best and wishes for a speedy recovery.
Cheers.
Rob
Larry-
Best wishes on a speedy recovery!
Can’t wait till you get back with ACE!
Rob in Buffalo
Brett
Larry,
Get well soon, we need you back !
Best Wishes
Brett from Chicago
Tony McDaniel
Get well soon! Hope to hear you soon!
John
Get well soon, Larry!
Joseph
Larry,
I am relieved to hear you’re recovering quickly! Hope you get to 100% asap! I love the show and I’ve been a fan of your for many years. Also, I absolutely LOVE the “Federal Bureau of Manners”! Whenever you come to Phoenix, I’m bringing friends to come see you!
Best Regards,
Joseph
tab
Larry’s not Humpty!
Larry Miller phoned by the wall.
Larry Miller had a great fall.
A whole bunch of women and a whole bunch of men
Managed to put Larry together again.
——————————-
Get well soon, Larry!
Andy
Speedy recovery
Andrew Sego
Get better soon Larry! Maybe this concussion will somehow lead to your hair growing back nice and full… Can’t wait for more future podcasts to come. This also may help your way of thinking so you may actually win a few rounds of the hypothetical road trip game!
Sincerely,
Andrew from Montana
Andrew Sego
Get better soon Larry! Maybe this concussion will somehow lead to your hair growing back nice and full… Can’t wait for more future podcasts to come. This also may help your way of thinking so you may actually win a few rounds of the hypothetical road trip game!
Sincerely,
Andrew
Rob
Get well soon, Larry! You recently were the link between my two daily podcasts – the Adam Carolla Show and Prime Time Sports, which you sat in on for a segment a couple of weeks ago when you were in Toronto.
Looking forward to hearing you again soon.
Martin
Get well, buddy! Love the shows, love the podcast, and I love every time you pop up on one of my favorite TV shows. Come on!
Carl Ross
Get well soon! Miss you.
Robert
Larry – Get well soon – miss you on the Adam Carolla Podcast doing hypothetical road trip and loved you on the last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Tammy
Larry,
Get well, miss you on my morning walks!
Tammy
Drew Jacobs
Hello Larry,
You must have fallen when you read my wallet update 2, thats correct, walletgate happened again and I washed my wallet. God news is that its quite fine as of today…wait, I’m doing laundry…crap…be right back.
Okay, I am back, that was close.
In all serousness, prayers to God and good thoughts to you. Sincerely thank you for being a good man and being funny without being crass or demeaning.
You know guys while Herr Miller is recuperating its a good time for Dr Chris to become Surgeon General of the podcast and Colonol Jeff to recieve a field promostion to General.
Speedy Recovery and THANK YOU all for lightening my commute.
CHEERS!
Drew
Kevin
Larry,
Get well soon, and keep up the funny!
-Kevin
Jill
Larry,
Whenever I’m feeling down I turn to your podcast to put a smile on my face. I hope all of these well wishes from your loyal listeners can do the same for you. You are a great storyteller and we are all eagerly waiting for your return.
Take care of yourself and get well soon!
Homer Pluto
Dear Larry,
How many Martinis am I holding up?
You’re fine, my friend. Hope to hear you again soon.
Very best regards,
HP
Chris George
Larry, I’ve loved your comedy for years and was jazzed to get reacquainted with your humor through the Adam Carolla podcast. When I first saw the story about you falling and hitting your head, I was extremely scared for you. I was very relieved to hear you’ll recover completely. Get well man. Because that’s important, to me.
Jim
Get well soon!
Joe
Hang in there buddy. Get well soon – miss hearing you on This Week and Carolla!
Barbara
Larry, Speedy recovery, but, take it slow!
Dan Meldazis
Larry,
Would a shoebox full of twenties help in your recovery? Adam can help with that. Get well soon and God bless you.
Dan
Liz
Larry –
You always convey the good and the funny in every situation to your listeners. Here’s hoping you’ve been able to do that as you recover. We miss you on This Week… and the ACS. My thoughts are with you and your family. Get well soon!
John Chrysler
Larry,so sorry to hear of your accident. I wish you well on your mending process. I assume you are collecting the soap wafers from the hospital. Am looking fward hearing of your progress
James
May I suggest one of those furry hats the Russians wear? Protection for your dome and style at the same time. Get well soon.
Skott M.
Hi, I’m Larry Miller, but in a way, aren’t we all?
Miss ya Larry, get better buddy!
John
Hey larry, hope you’re feeling better.
George
Larry,
Miss you on your podcast and also on Adams.
Get well soon because…………..”THAT’S IMPORTANT TO ME’
Matthew Elliott
You’re an uplifting human being. Thank you for everything, truly.
Your loyal fan,
-Matthew
David
Larry, we all miss our virtual drinking buddy. Get well soon.
Shawn
It will take a lot of guts for your to show your face around here, Larry, but I know you will soon. I respect that. 🙂
We all miss you.
Ryan
You are the best Larry, here’s to a speedy recovery.
Casey
Love your podcast and your appearances on Carolla! I hope you get well soon so you can finally win a round of Hypothetical Road Trip!
Jeff
Great to hear you’re recovering, Larry. Best wishes.
ryan
Best wishes sir! Please return to the air soon as I am growing weary of my wife and her attempts to entertain me. Speedy recovery my friend.
Adam
Get well soon, Larry!
Michael Williams
Hey Larry! I am glad to hear you are recuperating well! I want ya back because you always make me laugh and cheer me up.
Best Wishes, Mike
Silent Running
Larry,
The Consortium was very much relieved to know (via their own agents) that your fall was not serious and that your return to the World Wide Web is imminent. They have asked me to deliver the following message:
Larry,
See that you take better care of that noggin in the future. The Consortium believes that there are many more years of valuable comedy locked in the depths of said noggin.
Regards,
The Consortium
Best of luck, Larry. I get a small bonus if you recover within the next three weeks, but no pressure!
Regards,
Silent Running
Taylor
Get well soon Larry. You are one of a kind. Nominum quid geminus!
Jeff Hatton
Speedy recovery to you, Sir. Much relieved to hear you are recovering well and fast.
dr kenneth noisewater
I hope you get well soon so you can be back losing to Adam on hypothetical road trip.
Cheers!
Fred Peters
Larry,
You have been making me me laugh for years, thanks for that. Get well soon so you can keep it going.
Fred
Graham
We’re hoping nothing will ‘hamper’ your speedy recovery.
… and remember, if you fell out of bed today, had a hospital to go to, and someone there who cares for you… the games not over… but you’ve won.
Get well soon my friend.
Reynolds Wolf
We love you, your Majesty!!!
(RALPHS!)
Get well soon!!!
(RALPHS!)
This amazing world wouldn’t be the same without you!!!
(RALPHS!)
All best,
Reynolds Wolf
CNN
Fredrik Ros
Get well Larry!
Greetings from Sweden!
/Fredrik
Debbie
Larry,
Wish you a speedy recovery
sorry you aer going thru all of this
-your listener!
James
How ’bout those Knicks? Get well soon, you magnificent bastard.
Randy McFearless
My goodness, Larry! I had no idea about your mishap. I just happened to miss the last two weeks of the show, and came back to the very unfamiliar voice of Colonel Jeff. I was worried, but I am now assured that you will make a full recovery. Get well soon!
carolyn
Get well soon, Larry!
Nick
Larry we miss you! Love ya, hope you get well pronto buddy.
Daniel
Get well soon Larry!
Best wishes from Ireland
Keith
Larry,
In all sincerity, please get well soon. Your touching stories have meant a lot, and I hope we can return the same good feelings to you now that you’ve sent to us every week.
Keith
Marcos
You’re so great, hope you get better soon. Can’t wait to hear your stories.
Todd
L” to the “arry” get well soon my man. miss your cool swagger. best wishes
todd
mark
get well soon Larry. We miss you.
David Schmidt
Larry you have been missed get back soon!!
Dallas Kruse
Larry,
Prayers and well wishes to you. Get well soon!
Dallas
Phil
Hope your back on your feet soon, and don’t retire any dress shirts in you hospital room … it would not be fair to the shirt!
melimars
Hi Larry,
My husband and I went to Mendocino recently and had a great time canoeing up the river for a few hours. Saw otters, sea lions and harbor seals. Also enjoyed the cute town, beatiful views at the coast and great restaurants there and Fort Bragg. I highly recommend you go when you feel better.
I hope you have a speedy recovery!
melimars
Eric Aragon
Larry
As a former employee of Ralphs..
..who first saw you..
Ralphs
..doing your brilliant 5 Levels of Drinking routine..
Ralphs
…and then subsequently enjoying your many..
Ralphs
…comedic film roles and your many..
Ralphs
..many…
Ralphs
…many..
Ralphs
…hilarious Letterman appearances..I wish you a very…
Ralphs
…speedy and full recovery!
Honestly, I often quote a line you said in a movie over 20yrs ago..
“You’ve made a serious career mistake, my friend!”
Well pal, that can’t be further from the truth about you and more importantly you’re even a better human.
Thanks.
Mike
The Aceman says you are making a good recovery. That’s important…to me!
Kyle
Get well, get well soon, we want you to get well!!!
Me
Get well sooooooooooon!!
Joe
I never thought I’d miss hamper updates so much! We look forward to having you back in the saddle Larry. Get well soon.
Mollie
You always put a smile on my face and life into perspective. All the best for a quick and full recovery.
Nate
I feel really great about it this time, I’ve been practicing, and I know I’m in a cocoon of love and trust, and I’m confident that I will win.
My answer is, I would always take the road trip, with Larry Miller in the hospital bed in the passenger seat, to lift my spirits and talk about drinking, NOT with the Ace man (as great as he is) backseat driving me and ranting about the black community.
(BUZZ)
COME ON! ** Come On! No no no!
Get well soon buddy they need you on the ACS
Robin
You are so missed!! Hope to hear you again soon.
Adam
Wishing you a speedy recovery, Larry. I miss hearing your great laugh!
Joseph Luecke
Get well soon Larry!
Pal
Hey Pal – If you’re feeling stupid, clumsy, emasculated, inadequate to tread the same path as the rest of us higher primates…then don’t change a thing. It’s the proper reaction to an accident. Just like the uncontrolled laughter that belches from my gut when you “C’MON’!” or “I never really thought of it like that.”
Get well soon. your pal Gio
PS – In the future if you want to get dizzy and take some time off use my simple recipe:
1 part more rum -apply liberally
1 part tropical beach – shave and mix.
Brendan Wilson
Dear Mr Miller,
I have been very concerned since I first heard of your fall. This concern has only grown over time as the days go by and very few details about the accident and your condition are made public. I am very eager to hear the answers of how you fell, how you are recovering, and the most burning question of all – did you at least save the drink!?
As is the case with any Fearless (and Hairless) Leader worth his salt, the need to keep your medical condition a secret is understandable to say the least. Member of the Society are praying for your quick recovery. And we are quite confident that, if there was a drink in your hand at the time, not a drop was spilled.
Godspeed, Larry!
Weer'd Beard
Glad to hear you’re getting better, and can’t wait until your back in business! I miss your stories!
**Raises Glass**
BTW was watching Kiss Kiss Bang Bang last night and my wife and I were cracking up from your Character!
dave
larry, thats using the old noggin’ !
have a speedy recovery.
a florida fan……….dave
April
We miss you! Hope we’ll be hearing you again soon. Best wishes.
Tia DeShong
Hi Larry,
Im new to your community here after seeing “cocktails” in Springfield , Mass in March. It was my first experience on the East Coast with a friend I met online. David lined up an evening with your show as the highlight, and that it was! We were the couple that broke out of that ridicules lineup at the “met and greet” in the lobby. I could tell you wanted more of a casual “stand around” , but the public sometimes has a hard time realizing you are just a human being like the rest of us. Im not a “wait in line for a celeb” kind of person, so I cut in to say my appreciations. I felt your consideration for David and I linger as we walked away. He and I both have a story and this post is already lengthy, so I wont go there. But I wanted you to know that your sensativity made a impression and I really admired that.
Glad to hear that your a “hard head”. It sounds like you are well taking care of and loved. Look forward to Larry therapy in my life now on a regular basis ~ so get be on track 4 me OK?
Tory
Larry,
The best part of the hospital is that you get to leave!
4dolfo
Larry we miss you! Get well soon, and be more careful with slippery surfaces and kitchen doors next time!
Travis - Australia
G’day Larry. Rest up, get yourself back to full boar then keep on rolling. ‘Cause that’s important to me.’
All the best mate from the other side of the world. Hope this reaches you, because you’re Larry Miller, ‘but in a way aren’t we all.’
Travis
Pete
Get well soon Larry. You should consider wearing a hypothetical helmet next time you take a hypothetical trip
Best wishes from Canada
Jeff Sawyer
Please tell me you didn’t slip on hotel soap and land on the new laundry hamper.
Get well Larry! And remember, if you got out of the hospital bed this morning, you’ve already won.
Jeff
Amanda
Larry,
Hope you are feeling fantastic now! I love you and your podcast. Thank you for always putting a smile on my face. We are all wishing you well and can’t wait until you’re back! 🙂
Amanda
Matt C.
Get better quickly, it’s almost swimsuit season and your Rod Stewart shorts are waiting.
Dennis S
Best wishes for a speedy and full recovery, Larry! Your podcast is the high point of my week. It’s warm, humane and positive while being grounded in daily life.
Edward
Thinking about you at least once everyday. Hope you are feeling better soon. We miss your dulcid tones.
M Rubenstein
LARRY!
ALOHA FROM HAWAII!
PLEASE GET WELL SOON – WE MISS YOU!
WE’RE IN DESPERATE NEED OF A HAMPER UPDATE!
IS PLUTO STILL A PLANET? IS HOMER STILL HOMER?
WE’RE RUDDERLESS WITHOUT YOU, SIR.
Hurry back.
Mortimer Triffid
I had just started listening to the podcast when your unfortunate incident. At least for me, the reruns are just as fresh as the new shows. Best wishes for a comfortable recovery.
Ben Weddle
Hi, I’m Larry Miller but watch me fall.
Get better soon my friend.
Bob
Get Well Soon Larry..
There’s no one like you
you are the best
Dave
Larry, sorry it took so long to send this (I hit my head too). So glad to hear you’re on the mend! Love the podcast!
Brian Brisbi
Get back to the podcast soon Larry! Seriously you’re a great guy can’t wait for the return pod with Adam!
Sarrie
Dear Larry,
So sorry to hear about your injury. Hope you get better soon!
Miss you!
Bob
Larry get well soon,We miss you.
Tom Watson
Missed you in Toronto last month. Great well soon and please come back. Your a class act pal. Tom
T-g
Love you so much Larry! Come back soon, miss you on Tues and Wed
Tom
Hi Larry,
I miss not hearing you on the podcast. As a fellow folliclely challenged individual, I need a bit more representation from my “peeps” on Adam’s show. Bald Brian is having a hard time going it alone. Seriously, I hope you are feeling better soon!
Gary Lee Grah
Amen!
Scott P.
Larry, I first discovered your comedy at a little club you played with Jay Leno and Y. Smirnoff. I enjoyed all of your movies and TV appearances. It is great to re-discover you now in this podcast. Get better and keep podcasting!
Mimi
Ace Broadcasting isn’t the same without you! I hope you get well soon and are back with podcasting. I’ll take that car ride to Florida with you!
TheMidsizeLebowski
Get well soon Larry! The olive and liquor industries are on the brink of collapse! Can’t wait to hear you back in the studio, your show always brightens my day.
Peter
Hope to hear ya soon Larry!
Jake Luft
Hi Larry,
I am glad to hear you are getting better. Please continue this trend!
JAKE
S Walker
Glad to hear you are on the mend, hope you are home soon. Miss hearing your podcasts. Much love and prayers from Cibolo, Texas
Dave
Larry, Just wanted to say from my whole family that we hope you get well soon. Mostly for the selfish reason that you can get back to making us laugh and warming our hearts.
From the d’Anjous
Thomas Thompson
So pleased to hear you’re healing! Praying for you in Tallinn, Estonia!
Miguel Angel Arce Valencia
Larry, get well soon! Miss your podcast!
Leave the moonwalking to the professionals. 😛
Ian
I feel like good people don’t get enough credit. Larry youre a great human being! I know you from listening to adams show and getting to know you there and i have come to love you. Get well soon buddy! We miss you. The world misses great people like you! 🙂
Mike K
There are five levels of falling, Get well Larry.
Tim
Larry,
Please come back soon, the podcast world is lonely without you. Glad to hear you are better. Cheers!
andrew esposito
Get well and get back on the air… “B/c it’s important to me.”
Alex
Feel better Larry! You are loved and missed!
Chris Williams
LARRY!! i’m sorry you’re hurting because you hit your head!!
but in a way aren’t we all.
GET WELL MAN!
Sean
Get well buddy, we need you on the hypothetical road trip of life
Jay in York
Hi Larry. Years ago, I found that rather than discarding a almost spent bar of soap, I could fuse it to one side of a new bar. However, this only ever gave me a two-fecta. Once you started talking about the five-fecta, I started saving the thin soap slivers. This morning, thinking of your accomplishments, I fused 2 slivers. I plan to add one each morning. Please, get well soon. Although I am enjoying the old episodes, it would be great to have you back. Get well soon…we love you.
LadyHagan
Larry, get well. We miss you!
LaterRosen
Hope you are back soon. Your book was the only one I’ve ever read in one day. Picked up SRA at the airport, and due to plane issues, I had several hours to read. I have been a superfan ever since! Of course, I loved you in 10 Things.
Ozzy
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, Floor … get well soon
Andreas
Get well soon wishes from Stockholm, Sweden! Cant wait to hear you on the Podcasts again.
Justin Pieper
Hey Larry,
My favorite part of the week is when I hear you give the spiel about having a job to go to and a home to come back to. It really puts things in perspective. I hope you get to go back to yours soon and I know there are plenty of people there that care about you.
Chris
Sir! Terribly sorry to hear of your injury. Get well soon, I don’t want my VHS copy of Pretty Woman to appreciate in value in that way. 🙂
Lara Daly
Get well soon!
listening over in France–you guys keep me in touch with home.
Lara Daly
Kyle Morton
Get well soon Larry. It is not the same without you around to share your wit with us. No one else can lose at the hypothetical road trip game like you can. We miss you pal. I hope you are up and around soon.
Richard
Glad you are getting better. Get back soon. You are missed.
Andrew
Get well Larry! Miss your hilarious wit on the ACE Broadcasting Network. Get well soon!
Peggy
Get well soon, Larry!
Lou
Hey Larry, love the show and I hope you’re feeling much better!
Sparrow Foster
Greetings Larry,
I am so sorry to hear that you aren’t well, and hope that this note finds you well on the way to a speedy and full recovery.
Many blessings from my little corner of North Dakota…
Sparrow
Mike
Best wishes from Baltimore, Larry! Glad to hear you’re on the road to recovery – can’t wait to hear Adam complain about THAT! Get well soon!
John
Larry, Larry, Larry, Get well soon so we can take a road trip!
John
Hey Larry!
Wishing you a speedy recovery!!
All the best from England.
Doug
Get well soon Larry! Maybe you’ll do better in the hypothetical road-trip game now! Can’t wait for your return podcast.
Tim Arnold
Larry,
Sorry to hear about your fall. Hope your recovery is going well. Take it easy friend.
We are all Larry Miller,
Tim
rachel
get well, hairless man! don’t let that tumble keep you down!
Patrick G
Larry,
Your health is important to me! Get well soon!
Patrick
JC
Larry, you always make me feel better, hopefully knowing how much we appreciate you and want you upright and on the mic does the same for you.
Matt
Larry, Feel free to jump in to my hypothetical roadtrip any day. I’m glad to hear that you’re on the mend, pal. Milk your recovery for all it’s worth, can’t wait to hear you back on the air.
John
Get well soon, pal!!
Mike the Marine
Hope that you are enjoying an aperitif or digestive soon (while wearing your drinking helmet) and thanks for your entertaining witticisms. Our world needs the laughter you provide!
Get well soon, Semper Fidelis,
Mike the Marine
kyle
Get well sir!
Nina
Larry! Larry! Im glad you are on the mend. Hearing you are still in the hospital so get rest and get back to what you do best!!! Love you!
Charles Slade
Larry, please use your wonderful gift of humor to get through your injury. Get back on the mic as soon as you can, my friend!
PS…did you have a good fall? Har har.
Take care!
Gary H
Larry, Get well soon we all miss pal.
Peter P.
Larry, missing your voice pal! Get well soon, I just bought a safety and I need to hear more about how not to use it!
Peter P.
*safety razor*
fan#gzillion
c’mon!!
Brandon
Dear Dave Koechner,
I hope you get well soon buddy. I love you and miss your show.
Haley Potter
Wishing you a speedy recovery!
Andrew in DUBLIN
Get well soon Larry
Brandon Beemish
Love you Larry! can’t wait to have cocktails with you next time you come within 500 miles of my house (which would include Vancouver, BC) 🙂
Clint B
Larry shaped hole in my heart. (slap) C’mon, get ahold of yourself man!
Barry Coyle
Larry,
I would kindly ask you to cease feeding the middle age white man stereotype. Even though it’s true we can’t jump, dance, and now apparently, walk, you’re NOT helping!.
Take care, and look me up if you’re even on the east coast. Open invitation for a behind the scenes NASA tour for you and your show nerds.
Barry Coyle
Leon
Hey Larry,
You know you can’t drink properly whilst laying down. We love you in China. Get back soon
pete h
Larry all of my best wishes on a speedy recovery. This will be the one time we won’t say “nominum quid geminus”.
SassyDog
Larry – Chicago loves and misses you! So happy to hear an update from Adam that you’re making progress on the road to recovery. Can’t wait to hear your voice and the contagious funnies that go along with it sometime soon! I’m sure watching your movies, listening to your podcasts, etc., has helped *many* recoveries or at least made times of sickness easier to endure for an innumerable lot of us. However, I would not recommend that as an Rx for your recovery, it’s a very hit or miss therapy. 🙂
Love you Larry!
S & R
John
Larry, get well soon. I just know you are going to win the next Hypothetical Road Trip game, I can feel it. C’mon!
Cathy
Get well soon Larry! Perhaps when you get better you and Adam can do Hypothetical Hospital Stay (who would you want in the bed next to you) instead of Hypothetical Road Trip. I’d vote for you! Cheers!
James
Get well soon buddy, there are 5 levels of recooperation.
Kate
Dearest Larry,
You poor thing! My head aches in sympathy with your pain. Or maybe it’s because I had too much wine last night… Regardless, you’ve gotten me through some pretty low times and I want you to know I’m thinking of you.
Sincerely,
Kate Hanger
B.
Get well soon buddy , you’re being missed .
Not That Jimmy
Get well soon. That’s important to US!
JC
Look forward to hearing you again with Carolla. Get well soon!
Rob
Get well soon pal. C’mon!
joegagan
larry, we love you here in new mexico. thanks for all your podcasts, and get well soon!
Bob Sugar
Hey Larry,
We are all glad to hear you will be making a full recovery!! Anxious to hear you back on the podcast.
Take care Buddy!!!
William
Hi Larry,
Regarding all the people wishing you a speedy recovery: “I agree wholeheartedly”. Take care Pal. –Wm in Santa Barbara
Jeffrey Dickinson
Pal,
You are truly missed. Get well soon.
All the best,
Jeff
James
Hi Larry! Get well soon. We miss your stories,wit and your take on life.
James from Vancouver
Cathleen Campbell
Larry, my dearest Larry!!!
If you wanted me to do energy work on you, all you had to do was…oh, have a scotch with me at the Holiday Inn Laguardia! 🙂
I’m working on you from here…sending you great big globs of happy, balanced, loving and healing energies…a “cocktail” of blissful proportions. If I can heal being paralyzed, together we can heal that incredibly gifted noggin!
Sending you so much love and joyful healing bliss that you’ll be leaping on stage and into your next cocktail before you and your eager audience know it!
Much love!!!
Cathleen
Richard
Get well soon Larry! You’re the best hypothetical road trip game contestant, we need you back!
Tyson E
Get well soon!!
T
Jeremiah
Love our larry miller; we need you back as our middle aged white guy who demands results at all costs with playful music in the background.
Josh
Feel better Pal!
Lutfi's awful haiku
I heard you fell down
An awful bump on your crown
Glad you didn’t die
Etw
Hope you’re feeling better. Get well soon.
MaiKai
Larry,
Hope you get better soon, wishing you a speedy recovery. Love the podcast and love you brother.
All the best,
MaiKai
Buttercup
Keep Pulling That Rip Cord Larry. Just makes sure it’s not attatched to the plug that is actually someone’s life support.
You’ve been seen crawling out of the bar at the end of the night, maybe it’s time to do the same on the way INTO the bar. The ground is so much closer when you’re next to it.
Best to you and can’t wait to hear you back on Adam’s Podcast as well as your own. Keep pulling…!!!
Buttercup,
Columbia Sc
rebas
Can’t wait til you’re back. Hope this won’t affect your hypothetical road trip skills.
Justin
Larry,
We miss you. I hope your recovery gives you thicker skin on your head.
Claire
Get Well Larry! We miss you! I hope you feel better and can come back to the podcast soon. xo
Bill Pettigrew
Larry get well! Love the “Burial at Sea” updates and “Safety Razor” updates! Thanks for making me smile & laugh on my drive to work. Now get well quickly – your chair with the lamp misses you, as well as your favorite glass!
Kadett
Get well soon buddy, you’re one of the best comedic character actors out there. Keep your chin up, and off the curb. 🙂
“They always jump.” One of my favorite movie quotes of all time.
Peter from Minnesota
Best wishes!
CUBAN LUI
Well Larry I hope you realize the “gravity” of the Situation
get well sooner!!!
CUBAN LUI
P.S. What the difference between a Cuban grandmother and an Elephant?
5 pounds up or down
Dr. Dim
Sorry to hear about the bang up, but good to hear you are on the mend. Get well soon. This might just change your luck on the Hypothetical Road Trip.
Dave from Little Rhody
Oh Larry, apparently you forgot a hard and fast rule of drinking, “You can never fall off the floor!” The world is a brighter place for us guys with you in it, get well soon, and for heaven’s sake take all your phone calls sitting down in the future!
Rich Hosford
Hi Larry,
Miss you on the podcasts and can’t wait for you to return. Glad to hear you are recovering well. All the best and a speedy recovery!
Susanne
Larry,
I love me some Larry Miller, but don’t we all! Missing you on the show.. get better, get back and get it on!
danny
Larry, big fan, always love seeing you on tv and in movies. get well soon, so we can all get back to enjoying your great podcast!
Bo from Las Vegas
Larry,
The martini’s here in Vegas are losing their charm when one does not get his weekly dose of FRESH Larry Miller podcast to accompany it. I’ve tried to compensate by doubling and even quadrupling the number of martinis consumed during the podcast to no avail. The only result has been an angry wife and a headache. Please get well Larry.
Jon E!
Hey Larry!
Hope you get better soon!
We miss you on hypothetical road trip!
Would rather drive with:
1. Fan that stops by your room to wish you well
2. Fan that signs virtual greeting card
Tough one!
Connor
Get well soon pal!
Rachel
Larry, please get well soon. You are very missed.
Alex
We wish you the very best in your recovery Larry
Sincerely,
Big Jim and the Twins
Teresa
Get well soon Larry!!
Arthur
It was hard to hear the news about one of the really good guys in showbiz. Get well soon.
Lorne
Larry, hope you are recovering quickly. You are such a warm and funny guy! My wife and I wish you all the best, know that we miss you, and it’s just not the same on ACE Broadcasting without you!
Mary
Get better soon Larry. The world needs you back!
xoxoxo
Charlie
Get well soon, Larry! “Because that’s important to me!”
Jared
Larry,
Look at this as a good sign. Perhaps the bump on the noggin might change your logic and luck at the Hypothetical Road Trip game.
I wish you a speedy recovery and hope that after this incident you have considered getting not only insurance, but re-insurance from your wife’s friend’s husband the next time you are all out to dinner.
Jason Britsas
Hey Larry, I hope your head is feeling better. We miss you on the POD cast. Come back soon. We’ll have to go to Florida!!
Peter Gast
Larry, Larry, Larry. The band has apparently answered the question, and it must have actually been a double! I’m getting the DT’s without my regular updates and have started an honorary trifefcta. I picked a fight with my wife over our laundry habits just to tide me over until your return to form.
Perhaps on the back of all the LMDS cards we should put a map to the nearest hospital, an in case of emergency number and a stapled $20 bill for cab fare? You cannot be too careful. The only other guy I know who hit his head in a bar wound up Shanghai’d and woke up on a boat in the pacific — no kidding. Here in the midwest, not so much of a problem, but in SoCal…
Be well my friend. We need you back in the saddle and soon.
Peter Gast
quod me nutrit me destruit
Tom S
Hey Larry
Miss you on the podcasts. I’ll pour a drink and toast to your speedy recovery!
Josh, Kelly, Christopher, and Brynnley
Dearest Larry,
The Green family (all four of us are writing this, well, two of us writing this. The other two are under the age of 4 and frantically screaming at the Wii racing game we bought them) would like to wish you a speedy recovery, and we are also sending good vibes your way (which may or may not help, I’m not sure. Get back to me on this).
Tonight, we will do a toast in your honor, followed by a loud “COME ON!”.
Get well soon!
The Green’s
J
U R missed; can’t wait to hear your podcast on what happened and ur hospital adventure. Hope u don’t have amnesia.
Dean Oleson
I tried to recreate your fall out of sympathy. Turns out I’m too nimble, smart and coordinated. Guess I’ll never know.
We all miss you, pal. We want to hear you on Adam’s show and your own. Soon. Or I shall taunt you a second time.
Get well soon.
SirPentor
Remember: If you walked out of bed today and had a job to go to and a house to go home to and people there that love you, the game’s over fellow, and you’ve won.
Now, you aren’t getting out of bed lately but we’re all hoping you do soon. Remember that when you do, you have a house with people that love you but also an audience that loves you.
Raising a cup in your name.
Mike
Heard you had some head trauma, but in a way don’t we all?..
Get well soon Larry! Love the podcast
Will Saulsbery
Come on!!!!
Get back safe and soon sir! I miss the laughs.
Will
Thomas
Hey Larry,
Get well soon, and hope to see you back on the podcast.
Bob
Larry – here’s a health tip: You’ll get well quicker if you listen to the podcast theme song over and over again. It worked for me. Thanks for doing the show and I hope you are feeling better.
Tim
Stop being a pussy and get back to work, get better Larry
Anders
Hey! get well soon!
From Norway.
Yes, all of Norway, I talked to them all.
PS: we don’t all smell bad, but most of us do
Tim
Larry, no way you can loose at the virtual road trip game with a bandage on your head. Get well soon
Ray Franklin
Nominum quid geminus! my friend.
Your loyal fans all wish you a timely recovery.
Adam White
Larry, all the very best wishes, from me and all of Canada (we take turns representing the country on the internet and this is my week). Come back soon, you’re missed.
ben gouch
Miss you on the podcast Larry! Get well soon!
Will
Cheers to you dear Larry (may I call you dear?) and to your speedy recovery. And to speed it up, let’s make it a double!
Bobby Whitlock
Looking forward to hearing your voice and catching up, You’re always good for some laughs, in a good way.
gabriel
Get well soon buddy , love you , love the podcast.
Michele Stephens
Get well soon. I’m sure the hospital stay has curbed your drinking…you know nurses can be debbie downers about liquor in the icu. We need our fearless leader back knocking back martinis instead of knocking the ol noggin.
Joe
I can’t wait to hear your hospital war stories! I miss you and hope you are feeling better, Larry. You are a true good guy. Get well soon!
Mark Tiberi
Hey Larry,
I’m sorry to hear about your accident. God’s Flashlight must have some hellava kick! Get well soon, you are truly missed and the world is less bright without your humor.
Be well…
Mark
Wade
Larry –
It’s called “hypothetical road trip”, not “hippocratic oath slip.” Hope you feel better soon and can’t wait to hear your account of the story!
Ed Herrera
Because in a way, we are all Larry Miller, we are all hurting together until you are back to being 100% which God willing will be sooner rather than later. Get well soon my friend.
Justin
Dear Larry,
I’m very sorry to hear about your accident. I hope that you recover soon! Hopefully you’ll be back to your life-enjoying self in no time.
Each week I look forward to your podcasts and you really do help one to put things into perspective about what is important.
Justin
Paul
Get well soon Larry! Your presence (and of course humor) are missed.
Kevin H
Hi ya Larry-
Wishing you a speedy(er) recovery from your injury. Looking forward to your humor, class, and humanity returning to your and Adam’s podcasts!
Kind Regards,
Kevin H.
Adam Bar.
Larry, I hope you get better soon! In all honesty though, I think you owe many people a free live comedy show tour. With that, I say your first live comedy show should happen again in northern New England!
Andreas Falk
I wish you a speedy recovery. The long cold Swedish “spring” is hard to endure without your amazing and entertaining podcast.
bill pyne
‘pent up demand’ going on, hurry back !
Ed R.
Despite all of the head wounds caused by the open kitchen cabinets you still managed to hurt your squash. So much for scar tissue becoming an airbag of sorts for the folicly challenged. Get well soon Larry. I had given up comedy podcasts for lent but kept listening to yours. Apply your unique joke deconstruction to that last line. Take care!
Clay Ferguson
Larry, Your #1 Fan here again!
Sure hope you are feeling better…Adam and Alison (aka: Alyson) said you were still in the hospital. I’m praying for you and wishing you well, as are the rest of your fans and listeners too I know! You’re a great guy and everybody loves you and is hoping you are out soon and ok.
-Clay Ferguson
Abe
Get better! Miss you on the roadtrip
smsteven
Get well soon, Larry. This is important to me.
Elizabeth
Still in the hospital? Hope you are comfortable and back on your feet soon. Keep your spirits up!!
caulder
You’re a class act Larry. I hope you have a speedy recovery.
Nick Ariens
Larry,
Please get well soon! Prayers for you during your recovery and hopes that we’ll get to hear your “updates” again very soon.
kevin
get well soon, Larry. I’ll give you a hypothetical road trip to think about while you recover: kim kardashian or scarlett johanson? figure to give you a win/win no-brainer til you’re back on your feet!
Carlos
Get well soon Bud… “That’s important to me” lol
Stephen
Hi Larry,
Nothing witty to say here other than get well soon friend.
Jeff
Dear Larry,
Get well soon. Everyone who knows you, either for real or via your brilliant brand of comedy, is not only missing you, but hoping that you have a speedy and complete recovery.
Best wishes to you and your family,
Jeff Fagan
Bob from Minneapolis
Get well soon because “that’s important to me”!!!
Miss ya on the POD.
Carl
Get well soon Larry, we need you back up and around, telling those stories that get me through the workday! Whenever we’re having a particularly hectic day, I know that listening to your podcast will turn my mood right around – hopefully all this wonderful wishes can do the same for you!
Is it true that you had a few martinis, decided to call Kim Kardashian and then passed out when she told you to “Come right over..”
Cheers!
matt
Get well Larry! you always make me laugh and I miss hearing you 🙂
adam
Larry,
get well soon. i need you in my work week.
tjshere
As a non-participating member of the LMDS, I’m hoisting a big tankard of coffee and toasting in your honor, Larry. Best wishes for a full and speedy recovery. But take all the time you need. We will still be here when you get back. Cheers!
Cody
Larry,
I hope all is well and that your on a speedy track to recovery. I think maybe some hypothetical roadtrip may just be what you need.
Get better soon!
Cody
Dennis
We’re all pulling for you Larry- we’re here for the duration. Nominum quid geminus!
Al
Get better soon! I need another road trip!!
Art
Get Better Soon!
Jay
Sorry to hear about the spill Larry! Get well soon!!
chris connell
We love you in CANADA Larry, get well soon and thanks for the laughs!
Adam King
Today, the world mourns.
With a collective gasp, we all learned of the untimely misfortune suffered by this and past generations most beloved entertainers and all around amazing human beings, Larry Miller.
As one of the most talented and most loveable faces ever to grace our big and small screens, you have charmed your way into the hearts of all who have been lucky enough to be blessed with your presence.
You deserve the love and admiration reserved for that of a world leader, some type of dignitary, or at the least a national treasure.
A thousand apologies for the tardiness of my written grievance.
I would say… remember Larry, that you needn’t feel the want or urge to bring joy and happiness to others in this time, if I thought such a feat were possible.
Steve
Ger well soon pal!!!
I’ll drive to Florida, but you still have to pick whose going along… No wrong answers do don’t be nervous, you are a trained professional!!!
Eric
COME ON!
get well soon. happy to photograph that bald head if you are ever near Albany.
Julie
Hi, Larry! Missing you as a guest on Aceman. In my heart, you always win Hypothetical Roadtrip, Buddy. Be well.
JasonM
Larry — Drinking is supposed to destroy your liver, not your cranium. Get well soon…..
Michael korhonen
Get well Larry….I’ll have a perfect manhattan in your honor.
Kyle S
Hey Pal,
Can’t wait until you’re back on ACS, giving perfect justification for the wrong choice you just made for the Road Trip Game. Get well soon, and in your honor I will stop drinking until you can drink again. Wait a minute – I will drink MORE in your honor until you can drink again. Yeah, that sounds better.
Nate
Get well soon Larry!
Gary Payne
Hey man, I have loved you since I saw you in my local comedy show in Chattanooga Tn. You were my first live comedy show. When I saw you keeping that whore in line in pretty woman….I felt like I had a friend on screen. Love you man. Enjoy you on the podcasts! I miss you and await your MacArthur esque return! Love you. Get well!
John
Get well soon buddy. I laugh every time you say “guess I never thought of it that way”. Best wishes.
Mel Aranoff
Judy and I wish you a refuah shelemah, and can’t wait to see you up and about soon at AAE.
Ben
Larry!
Sorry to hear about your spill. Get better soon, pal.
Andrew
Get well soon buddy! We need you back on the show
Stan Burke
Dear Lrary,
The fcat taht you are rdeanig tihs ntoe povroes taht you are gitentg bteetr. Good Lcuk.
Stan
Mark A
Get well soon, Larry! Thanks for all the entertainment you’ve given me!
ssulin
hey there larry,
i’m so sorry (i’m sure you are as well) to hear you are taking temporary time off. hope you are feeling better. i really enjoy your contributions to adam’s podcast – such a perfect mix of sweet & sour!
i look forward to you returning to the show. one request – can you please stop talking so much about kim kardashian?? just kiddding – she drives me insane, but somehow you liking her is ok.
be well.
suzanne
John
Love your work for the Standard, your movies, and your podcasts! Get well soon Larry!
Chet
Larry,
Who would have known that the fecta can also create havok outside the home? Speedy recovery pal.
Steve A
Best wishes get well soon ! your very much needed.
Tim
Get well soon Larry ! We all miss you .
Amielle
How are you ever going to live this one down? No matter what you say “I just got to the bar,” “I was the designated driver,” or “they installed an ice rink in front of the place,” everyone will believe that you fell down after too many martinis. And that number, which all of us in the society should remember, is ‘two’. Hope you get well quickly.
Love Always,
+Amielle+
Bill Barry
Wishing you well Larry (or do you prefer Mr. Miller?). It is amazing what can happen to you in just a blink of an eye, very sorry for your injury, I hope you feel better soon.
one of the things I love about your show is how you put the important things in perspective, the great way you end your show about having a job, returning home to someone you love etc. That is so true.
Anyway, hope you get back on the air soon, you are missed.
Bob
I’m working with a solid four-fecta. Preparing to take the next daring step in your honor.
We need you, man!
Beer + Internet =
Jon
Hiya Larry,
Great to hear you’re on the mend mate – really great.
Ever since I heard you were laid up, I have been shaving badly as a silent tribute. The cuts remind me of the good times.
Cheers mate – get well soon.
JT
Jeff
Canada loves Larry Miller
Get well soon!
Frank Tijerino
Hey slacker hurry up and get well, I miss the hamper up dates, and the poetry reading
Corey Sugarbeans
Get well soon, we miss ya buddy
Victor Cardi
LARRY;
Hurry up and getwell ASAP!!…stop…. we miss you lots ….stop…..when will you be going home??….stop…… now i am going to stop saying stop…….stop………
Becky
thee salvus existiti citius!
Maybe a Latin scholar can correct my work, but either way, “get well soon!”
I think about you every day, Larry, and send you wishes for a speedy and full recovery.
db
i hope you are feeling better soon.
drinking doubles until you can drink for yourself.
Melanie
Hey Larry, I hope you get feeling better and heal quick. I miss listening to you on The show. God Bless
Del
Hi Larry
Sorry to hear about your accident and hope you be back soon. All the best.
Austin
Hope you feel better soon, missing you on the Carolla podcast!
Bill and Caroline Willcock
C’mon Larry get well. C’MON… COME ON!!!!!!!!
Justin
I love you.
Brad
Hey Larry, get well soon!
Semper Ubi Sub Ubi.
(Always wear underwear)
Mariah M
Defender of Homer and Pluto, lord of the stack ’em up soap, master of the PB&J sandwiches… How long do you plan on staying in that hospital? Those nurses may be a little bit of alright (and I’m only assuming they are all pretty and, well…you know), but I don’t think they can take care of you forever. C’mon man, C’MON! YOU CAN DO IT!
John Semenec
Hi Larry,
I’ve been a fan of yours since before the show on the Ace Broadcasting network. It would be best for the both of us if you got better and got back to making us all laugh.
I get a charge whenever I come across one of your past appearances on TV, like your doorman on “Seinfeld” amongst others.
I’ll be thinking of you and toast to your health the next time I have an adult beverage.
Cheers,
John
Kelowna, B.C.
Canada, eh?
Jay
Larry,
Had a double tonight and thought of you. Get well soon man, I’m in need of a comedy fix.
Georgia is Larry Miller country!
lmcast
Leg lamp. — Col Jeff
David
Larry get well soon.
Maybe you will win the hypothetical road trip game when you get back.
I remember seeing you in Boston back in Feb 95 at the Comedy Connection. I enjoy listening to your podcast.
Jason
So I guess that waitress with the fresh stitches in her head has some company now. Toasting your speedy recovery, Larry!
*Anxiously awaiting a hamper update
chris baker
get well humpty dumpty
I NEED A Laugh.
big love cb
Thor Oxnard
Anxiously awaiting our hunter home from the hill. Take care.
Logan
Get well soon, buddy! Love the podcast and appreciate the laughs.
Lindsey
Get well soon!!! Get your rest so you can get back to making good POD. 🙂 Feel better.
Victoria
The kids (Giovanni and Mia age 9 and 7) are missing your updates on our way to tennis lessons. Wishing you a speedy recovery and hope to hear you soon. lots of love your way, Victoria and the kids
Ahlea Armstrong
Miss your sweet laugh Larry.
Can’t wait to get you back in working order.
XoAhlea
Nick Miles
Get well soon Larry,Your an inspiration to many people and we all look forward to hearing your hilarious stories and motivational outlook on life.
Dick
Get well (and stay that way this time) soon.
You never fail to make me smile. Miss you.
Alisons V
Get well soon buddy! Everybody misses you.
Brandy
Get well soon!!! We miss you in the podcast world!
Ron
Larry,
Get well soon, really enjoy the show and listening to someone who thinks like I do! Rest up, come back soon, but listen to the Doc’s they should know what they are doin.
Jack
Hope you are back in fighting shape soon! Miss your weekly wisdom here in Lausanne, Switzerland.
David Fisher
Larry,
Sup Pal? We sure miss you and hope that you are back up on your feet (both of them lefties)soon. I can’t wait to hear you tell the tale that you are experiencing for I am sure you will find humor in it. The last time I was in the hospital my insurance was so poor that I had to use the local coin operated hospital. They kept their bed pans in with the ice cream. Get well soon.
Your Pal,
David Fisher
Dennis
To go with the “shaving updates”, Did you hear about the girl who shaved her legs and wrecked ’em? Get Well Soon!!!
Gene Mcfeen
Larry, get well soon you big, handsome . Miss hearing you on all the various podcasts at Ace broadcasting. Hurry up and get out of there I need a Larry fix yo.
Rick
Get well soon, Larry. We miss you and your great stories and wisdom. You make a huge difference in everyone’s week and certainly mine. Hope everyone’s jokes and well wishes keep you smiling and help you feel better each day.
Chuck
Sometimes you don’t know what a fellow means to you until something goes wrong.
Get well soon Larry.
Erik
Larry,
I love the irony of you knocking your noggin on a bar floor. You always did go all in for a bit. Please get well soon and know that prayers are being sent your way for a speedy recovery. Can’t wait to hear the ‘Mashed My Melon’ alliteration in your yet to be written poem about this chapter in your life.
Lots of Love,
Erik
Michael H
Your the best! Wish a quick recovery for you.
MoltenKevlar
Though all of us proudly tout our membership in TLMDS live by our collective creed of “Nominum quid geminus!?”… I would RESPECTFULLY submit to our beloved General that he not “Double” this situation by repeating it if at all possible. Safe and happy returns!
MoltenKevlar
“Transcribed for “Armed Forces Radio”, NOW!… In MONO!!!”
Ryan the Pirate
Hi Larry,
Missing you every week when podcast time comes. The Colonel is doing a fine job of holding the fort, however I hope you’re well ASAP to tell us your tale of woe.
Please know that I’m having a drink (read: about 8) for you in Western Australia today. I hope you’re feeling ok and I look forward to hearing you on the podcast soon. In the meantime, my best wishes to you and your family. Get well, mate.
Ryan
LMDS
Perth, Western Australia
Chris
Larry, I miss your wonderful positivity and brightness, and hope the best for your speedy recovery!
Curtis
Love the show Larry! Get well very soon, we all miss you!
Luke Shirley
Nothing witty to say, just want to wish you a speedy recovery and anxiously await your heroic return. I enjoy listening to your stories and learning more about you and the kind of person you are. get well soon sir.
Tim
Get well soon, Larry! The ACS isn’t the same without your weekly appearance and I demand new This Week with Larry Miller episodes! (I’m very demanding about stuff I get for free.) Hoping for a speedy recovery!
JBG
Larry, Best wishes on walking out of bed ASAP after that the rest will take care of itself.
Natasha
Homer is Homer…and Larry is a klutz! 😉
Bonzer Wolf
Hope you’ll soon be feeling fine
The way you were before
Because things just won’t be the same
Until you’re well once more
You’re the best pal. Get well.
Jim Jeffries
Lets go Pal…enough is enough. I need me some Larry Miller.
Get better soon
Matt
Hope you get well soon Larry. “That’s important to me”.
Robert
get well soon! in light of your recent mishap, i will stay safe inside a bar. march on 1 million martinis
john horneman
Larry
Stay Gold !!!!!
Nature’s first green is gold
Her hardest hue to hold
Her early leaf’s a flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So edan sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.
By Robert Frost
Susan In L.A.
A seemingly minor rock dropped in the pond has repercussions, buddy! If your sons don’t get perfect sandwiches, why, they could become undernourished on a diet of nothing but hotdogs, and then what? I shudder to think of the trickle-down effects, not only on Valley sports and academia, but on civilization as we know it. This isn’t just about you, Larry. Come on, we all need you healthy.
TheAdMan
Full and Speedy recoveries to you kind sir. Our thoughts are with you.
Wow, if this were a 70’s sitcom, this bump would kick off your unbeatable no wrong answers winning streak on the trip to Florida game. But then of course about 5 minutes before the episode ends, someone would accidentally drop a serving tray on ya and of course we all know what would happen then….
Greg
Well wishes to the nicest guy in Hollywood. Hope you get back on your feet soon and looking to all those great stories about how your family rallied around and waited on you hand and foot during your recovery.
A round of drinks in Dallas is waiting for you on your next visit.
JessMan
Love you Larry! Enjoy the pretzels! Can’t wait til you’re back recording new ep’s
zach bennett
Get well soon Larry, miss you on the Podcasts brotha! When you get back I fully expect an hour on horrible hospital food and angry nurses! Take care buddy!
Ryan Fournier
Oh sure, get well soon, but take your sweet time about it. Milk this for all it’s worth, sir. Hopefully you can even parlay the sympathy into a win on the hypothetical road trip. But seriously, between muggers, cupboards and this latest debacle, you might want to think about wearing a helmet full-time! I recommend one of those ‘kaiser’ numbers with the spike. The LMDS, Chisago, MN chapter will continue to toast to your recovery and general good health!
Kerry Walters
Dear Larry,
I wish you a speedy recovery so we can hear your dulcet and dignified responses to Adam’s shootdowns on the Hypothetical RoadTrip game. “That’s important to ME!”
GET WELL SOON!!!
Fry
Until Larry gets back, Cthulhu’s iron grip on our dark dreams will reign! Get well soon Larry, don’t let the lord of fear ruin the world!!!!
Jerry Striff
Larry: I remember first seeing you at the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA in the 90’s and you had me then. What I admire most about you is your commitment to not being vulgar but still making a comedic point. I am a dedicated podcast listener and look forward to your return. COME ON, LARRY!
Erik N.
Get Well Soon Larry, we need more stories about soap ‘fectas and Hamper Updates. #GetWellSoon
Mike Maffe
Larry,
I live in Los Angeles but am possibly moving to Florida to go to school. Every time I think about the moving process I think of “WE ARE DRIVING TO FLORIDA!!!” Get well soon because we need you back in the game where there are no wrong answers, defying all odds, and always being wrong. Who knows, maybe you’ll come back stronger than ever.
Mike
-Diane.
Dear Larry,
I’m really happy to hear that you are doing well! While I enjoy re-listening to old episodes, I eagerly await your return!
Get well soon!
-Diane.
Martin G.
Larry,
I wish you a quick recovery and I expect you to be back on Adam’s show very soon with a well deserved win on the Hypothetical Road Trip game.
Martin
GCL
Larry,
I can’t wait to hear about your recent “6th level of drinking” research.
Get well soon, buddy.
Best,
Giancarlo
Jay
Larry:
You don’t have to go to this extreme just because you don’t have a hamper update – WE CAN WAIT UNTIL YOU DO!!!
Feel better soon, Buddy.
Jay.
Peekay
Larry! As my favourite guest on Adam’s podcast, you are dearly missed.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
From Toronto,
Steve
wlconger
would you rather drive cross country with Adam Carolla or a crochety hospital doctor?
Adam’s podcast isn’t the same without your visits.
Greg Hodgkins
Best wishes for a speedy recovery from us little folk and the Guardians of the Universe. We’ve been missing hearing from you and the continuing adventures of your family and also Tales from the Drinking Society.
Nick Thomas
HUMPTY DUMPTY HAS NOTHING ON YOU LARRY, feel better soon, much love from Tempe, AZ
Mimi
My friend, a prof at university of penn, slipped on ice last year. Banged his head and was out of commission for over 6 months. I understand how serious this can be…and what you might be going through. Just know, he is now fully recovered. Back teaching and 100% himself. Take your time Larry…we all love ya pal. And can’t wait to have you back. You’re important to ME. Mimi
Steve
Pluto is loosing ground, we need you back at work! Get well soon!,
Don Heffern
Just wanted to spend best wishes for a very speedy recovery. We miss hearing you on the podcast and can’t wait for you to get back.
Mike R.
You call that a bump? Miss the stories. Get better, dammit! Stay cool.
J Allen
We’re eagerly awaiting your triumphant return. Rest and be well.
Matt M.
Larry, Will it ever be OK to say “Have a nice trip” anymore? Wishing you a speedy recovery! Now get back to giving those nurses a hard time!
Scott M
Hope you are doing well and best wishes.
Siddhartha Herdegen
I think you’re funny. Get well soon. You’re cool.
Brayden Boyd
Get well soon Larry. We all look forward to your triumphant return. Instead of the normal “Nominum quid geminus?” I’ll go with a “vos dico ut a caput capitis vulnus?” which loosely translated means “you call that a head wound?” Hurry back buddy.
Mike
Get well Larry – you’re the best!
Justin
Larry,
Get well. I did learn it’s safest not to interrupt one’s drinking.
Marc
Larry, you’re a beauty. I can’t wait until I hear you provide us with all of the updates that we’ve missed while you’ve been recovering.
Take care friend.
Bobby
“Hey man, ‘sup!” Get well soon Larry, I always look forward to hearing you weave yet another great story each week and well, I’m now getting cold without these weavings. Okay, maybe that’s a bad metaphor but I hope you get what I’m saying. Get well soon!
Bryan B
From all the fans (and Level 5-ers) in Atlanta, GA – Get Well Soon. Looking forward to new podcasts – And, keep trying on Hypothetical Road Trip Game on Adam’s podcast…I KNOW you’ll win it one day! I mean, you just have too, right?….your luck can’t be that bad! 😉 Seriously, heal quickly and heal correctly! We’ll all be here when you get back.
Matt Guss
I don’t know why they say “That smarts” when you hit your head because it doesn’t feel that way.
It took me 2 weeks to find out you were hurt. But I am just as sad as if I found out when it happened. The disadvantages of delayed podcasts I guess.
Even though we haven’t met yet, I am connected to you like the rest of your listeners and I care a lot when you get hurt. Heroes are supposed to be immortal.
Oh, and next time try lying down first when taking a call in a bar. Get well
Winter Mimura
Get well Larry! Watch out for those banana peels!
Kim M
Larry,
What would you rather do: spend several weeks in the hospital or entertain the good people with a podcast? Remember, there is no wrong answer. Get well soon, ok?
Roberto
Your fast becoming a national treasure Larry take care of that noggin. love you buddy, get well soon.
Brad
Best wishes from Sydney, Down Under. “You call that a head knock?”
Kirk
Love the podcast! Get well soon Larry.
Brian Dollerhide
Hope you’re feeling better, Larry… and can’t wait to see you up here in Anchorage next year!
Nick
Best wishes from Boston, MA. I hope you get better soon – I really miss your wisdom.
Paul
Alright Listeners!! Who told? You must not have listened to all of the podcasts when Larry got in trouble because someone mentioned to his wife about the hamper updates. You guys think that he fell? Huh? Well rumor has it that his wife actually hit him over the head with the hamper because someone ratted him out. Fess up! Get better Larry so we can get the snitch!
Dmitri
Take care of yourself, Larry. Hope to hear from you soon.
Jayme
Get Well Soon!!!! To celebrate your full recovery you should make your first show back at Zaney’s in Nashville!
Nominum quid geminus?
Dave Sosnoski
Get well soon Larry! Positive Energy!
Phil
Enjoying your encore presentations, your have a vast catalogue that deserve repeat hearings. Having a double to your health and speedy recovery! Get well soon.
PS I hate signing group cards after 1500 people have already used all the good expressions.
Amanda
Miss you Larry…get well soon!
Gabriel V.
Hope you feel better soon Mr. Miller cuse with you being down now I’m starting to feel bad, and who wants that, certainly not me. Speedy recovery to you sir.
No-Booze Cruz
Larry! the pirate ship is one bald buccaneer short! Been praying for ya, and I hope to hear you back on the air soon.
“Hi, I’m Larry Miller and I’m suffering from severe head trauma, but in a way aren’t we all?”
No-Booze Cruz
Larry, the pirate ship is one bald buccaneer short! Been praying for ya, and I hope to hear you back on the air soon!
“Hi, I’m Larry Miller and I’m suffering from severe head trauma, but in a way aren’t we all?”
damien
wow now im getting really concerned hope you are ok.
get well larry 🙂
heather ma hines
Please get well soon. We pray for you and think of your kind, wonderful soul every day. This seems a bit literal take on “taking one’s lumps.” Please get well soon. I could listen to you speak about anything and enjoy it. even ants, which I am not fond of, and probably gain a life lesson from.
Andy
Feel better, buddy.
Jason Corrigan
Larry,
Wishing you all the best and a speedy recovery.
J
JG
Larry! Please get better soon. I miss the poetry.
Richard Birdsall
Prayers and thoughts for a quick recovery! I’ve been a huge fan of your without knowing it all these years and your chemistry with Carolla makes my day, so thank you very much for all the laughs. I look forward to hearing you again soon!
Jonah Schneider
Larry,
You are neat and cool. I hope you get better soon. I would like to ride bikes and climb trees with you as soon as it is possible. Or as the classic acronym goes: iwltrbactwyasaiip.
Real Patti
Hi Larry,
Just want to let you know how much I miss hearing you on Adam’s podcast. You are such a delight on the show. Just a wonderful bundle of softness and cuddles that you also manage to make hilarious to listen to. I hope you are well on the way to mending, and that you’re listening to lots of other comedians’ podcasts to keep your spirits up. You’ve got lots and lots of people sending you good thoughts and vibes. This too shall pass…….blessings to you, friend.
TedBig
Larry get better soon. Boy tenors need you back so their voices can be heard. As a get well gift, one mail-order Amazon is on her way. Yes, I finally found one, and as promised, you will be the second to know. Love your program!!
Katie
I can’t wait until you are back with new shows. Your podcast is a bright spot in my week. Always funny,positive and just good! Hope you at least got a beer after your bump. Get well soon, Larry.
Joe Konicek
Larry :
Get well soon. Luv Ya’ buddy!!
Justin Oakley
Larry,
You mean so much to me and my friends that listen to your show. Your attitude and outlook on life is truly wonderful; your gratitude, ability to see the humor in life, and appreciation of the simple things. So often my days are brightened by your show. I have actually learned a lot from you. Thank you for all you do – spreading happiness, laughs and wisdom.I was upset when I learned of your accident. Best wishes and a speedy recovery. Take your time and allow yourself to heal. You are in all our thoughts.
Best wishes,
Justin Oakley
Mike Greene
Larry, we’re all wishing you a speedy recovery ! Get well, buddy !
Mike Greene
Tustin, CA
Nick
Get well soon Larry!!!!!! We miss ya buddy!
Chris
Larry, get well soon. Missing your voice buddy.
John Deger
Get well Larry! AND BY, Amazon.com, you can get anything on amazon except for an actual amazon and a Larry Miller…one of a kind.
Thomas Hardiman Jackson, Jr
Larry,
I know your getting better and taking your time. So, I just want to say as someone who is recovering from a kidney transplant I have some advice for you. Enjoy the recovery time read lots of books and think about different topics for the show. I know that your going to have a doozey of a story for all of us.
So for myself and all the Larry Miller fans from Rhode Island please leave the stunt work to the stunt men cause we need our fearless leader back. Get well soon and stay comfy my friend.
Rob Sims
Get well Larry! Love the show best wishes…
Dan
Missing Larry so much that my everyday life is starting to blur full of Larry. For example:
At the coffee shop they serve non-Larry creamer
My favorite cereal is Fraken-Larry
When I want dessert I go for a swirl cone at Larry Queen
Or a hot fudge sundae with a Maraschino Larry on top
I remember fondly the day when I asked my wife to Larry me
I like looking at women’s Larry-olas
Sometimes it gets so hot that I feel I have MaLarry-a
Larry my friend please get better because you are HiLarry-ious
Wes
Get well soon Larry! Missing your wonderful stories and hypothetical road trips!
Chad
Mr. Miller! Very glad to hear you are on the mend. I’ve been missing your fine blend of humor and all-around mench-ness. Here’s to you and your return to the land of the living. Looking forward to hearing your sonorous tones once more. Best.
Blair Locke
Larry! Please get well soon!
My entire village ( Thornbury Ontario ) is on a round the clock drinking vigil, drinking to your health.
Not much is getting done, but we’re having a wonderful time.
Best of health and speedy recovery.
Cheers, Blair
PS our local Member of Parliment’s name is in fact Larry Miller. HE’s very drunk and confused and keeps shouting, “But I feel fine”!
Ward
Larry,
Get well soon! And don’t try so hard next time to get to Level 6! 😉
Dan
Larry, best wishes for a speedy recovery. We need you on our roads, at our clubs, in our bars, and in our lives because you’re a great guy with a phenomenal sense of humor. The world has a tenuous balance between assholes and good guys. Get well soon so the scales tip back in our favor!
Dave
Get well Larry — “That’s important, to ME !”
Andrew Cranston
Larry,
Although I don’t mean to “date” you, I remember growing up in the 90s and watching “Just For Laughs” on The Comedy Network in Canada, and I would always look forward to seeing you and the “5 Levels of Drinking”. I have adored your podcast and I love your comedy and your personality. I sincerely hope you get well soon. Here’s to a quick recovery!
Cheers,
Andrew
James
Every time I hear someone say “Hi, My name is (_____). I always add, in my head, “but in a way aren’t we all!” Get well soon Larry!!
Dave
Larry, it’s been three weeks and I’m starting to sense that a conspiracy may be afoot. I don’t think you banged your head at all. I think you were abducted by the employees of Hamas, oh sorry, I meant “Hannas”.
Get well and come back soon.
Pat Thompson
Larry old friend hope your back soon making our days brighter with your humor and laugh! It’s been far to long o’great leader. We stand at the ready Sir!
Bryan Pruitt
Glad to hear from the updates that you are on the mend. On the bright side, perhaps the head injury will improve your performance at the Hypothetical Road Trip Game. #neverthoughtofitthatway
Gene
Get well, Larry. Its important to ME.
Matt H
To Larry: Something nice about the show.
To the esteemed membership of the LMDS: Any rock that takes a swing at our dear leader is no planet I’ll recognize! Earth, you’re out! Pluto, welcome back!
Feel better soon pal.
Justin
Dear Larry,
I listen to your podcast and Adams show on a regular basis. I have really come to love the roadtrip bit you guys do, for some reason it always makes me laugh, even though I know you probably wont win. I was sorry to hear about your injury and hope you are back up on your feet soon. Thanks for all the good times and laughs.
Justin, Chicago
Will
Larry,
Oh great. ANOTHER reason to crop the top of your head out of publicity photos?!
Get well soon, pal.
All the best,
Will in Ohio
Jerry
Get well soon buddy!
Jerry – Middle of Nowhere, IA
Jeff
Looking forward to your return! Feel better soon, Larry!
Phillip
My 12 year old says “You call that a double?” at the ice cream shop. Occasionally, that gets a little extra ice cream. We owe a percentage of that extra ice cream to you. I hope you take payment in positive thoughts and well wishes. Get well soon, we need you.
Baley
Hope you’re feeling better!
Homer Pluto
As Fields would have said: Larry Miller? Why he’s astonishingly athletic. You can always find him near the horizontal bars, or, horizontal, near the bar!
Wishing you a strong recovery my friend.
Matt from Canada
Seriously, nothing funny. Just get better…..wholly & expeditiously
John in St. Paul
Larry,
I know that the voices of boy tenors all across the world wide web BREAK when they ask the musical question: “Is Larry Miller going to be all better soon?”
I had a 12-hour brain surgery at the Mayo Clinic two years ago, and I took a nasty fall on the tennis court after I thought I was all better. I blacked out for a second and fell right on my face with my left hand getting mangled beneath me. I don’t know how badly you were hurt, but I do feel your pain.
I really enjoy your podcasts. In fact, I mentioned your peppy little march/theme song on my radio show this morning when I was playing another piece that had that simple, optimistic, smiling sound.
I look forward to your complete recovery and speedy return.
Best,
John Zech
National Host
Classical 24
American Public Media
St Paul, MN
walkerp
Larry, is this serious? I grow concerned. I hope that you are just taking extra precautions? Or maybe the doctors and nurses are so enamoured with you that they won’t let you go. Good luck and bon retablissement to you!
Brandon
Larry, Get Well Soon. The Comedy World needs you.
Also, you’re my favorite move while playing “6 degrees of Kevin Bacon.” They really should rename the game “6 degrees of Larry Miller.” Has there ever been a more useful actor? All the best!
-B
Wade Hutchison
Hope you’re feeling well soon – we really miss you, Larry!
—–wade
O'Neita
As a Newbie I am feeling deprived…but seriously in love with you….tell the Mrs I am 85 yrs old … or not….. hope you return with lots of stories for us………….O
Greg
Feel better soon, buddy.
McHart
Dear Larry,
You’ve become an honorable member of our family. You’re the cool dad/grandfather that actually “gets” it. You’re a warm blanket and comfy slippers after a long day at work. We miss you dearly and wish you a speedy recovery. Many warm wishes to you.
You’ve already won my friend!
Chauncy
You’re the man Larry! Can’t wait until you are back! Get well buddy.
Kevin DiAdamo
Get well soon Larry. Enjoy you on the podcast! Kevin.
Summer
Dear Larry,
Your warmth, kindness, and sincerity always come through in your podcast. Listening to you always makes my day brighter and brings a pep to my step. Please get better!
Summer
Orlando Matt
If you need someone to travel with to the Santa Monica pier, will have a great time. Get Well soon
Maryanne
Larry,
2 nuns walk into a bar, the 3rd one ducked!!
C’MON!!! Love you Larry, hope you’re back to your old self very soon!
Steve
Larry
Please get better soon. You brighten my week, and I miss listening to you.
Alex
Get well, pal
Mike
I know you hate hitting your head on the cabinets, but i think concrete is a little extreme! Remember, leave the injuries to Adam.
Not Kim Kardashian
Larry,
You weren’t really supposed to drive to Florida.
I listen to Adam’s show, but was already familiar with your standup. You really do make a great team. I listen to Marc Maron for cerebral, dark tales of comedy, but I giggle with you guys on the commute. I hope you are okay and don’t experience memory lapse, slurring, or seepage. But you are a fighter, so I know you’re okay.
Rick Gibson
Hi Larry,
Get well soon! Just saw you in God Bless America – good stuff.
When you get back on ACS, really play up the injury & maybe you’ll get a couple correct answers on hypothetical road trip 🙂
– R
Stacey from AZ
Hope you’re on the mend. We miss you!
eric olson
Larry,
Hope you feel better soon, can’t wait for you to get back in that car to Florida!
Eric
noco37
Larry,
I hope you get well soon. Best wishes to you and your family.
Let me know when you get released from the hospital, I’ll pick you up and we can drive to Florida. I’ll pay for the gas.
Joey Hines
Larry we miss you hope your feeling better, the week just isn’t the same without you. Your pal Joey
Herb
Get well soon. Miss the show!
Jason Drum
Get
Get well soon Larry, there is an over abundance of Gin, olives and Vermouth.
We need your help. There are only so many Martinis that we can drink.
I might also be a little bit drunk.
My Liver says “hello”, or I think it could be “help”.
Deborah
Please get well soon, I miss your show very, very, much, and i just keep replaying the old ones. I hope you are feeling better. I don’t know what my weeks would be like without you keeping me going here at my work desk. Hurry Back!
Luv You Larry!
Deb
Nikki Sixx
Larry,
It is so good to hear that you are on the mend. Will send lots of positive energy your way and hope you are home with your family soon….
Mike
Larry –
Get well soon…Love the cut of your jib.
Evan
Best wishes for a fast recovery.
Chikuzen, Japan
Kevin
Hey Pal,
You are one of few in the world of comedy that is truly a kind hearted and genuinely nice guy, and I thank you for sharing your world with us weekly. You always bring a smile to our face and warmth to our hearts. We miss you, but take your time coming back to ensure a full recovery, we can wait.
Kevin ~ Colorado
Ruben M
Get well soon Larry. I miss the Hypothetical Road Trips.
Bob K.
Sorry that you “accidentally” hurt yourself, hope you feel better. I’ve only listened to your show a few months and I’ve looked forward each week to the hamper update, the shaving update and all the other updates. Please for God’s sake, keep up the good work, and recover soon, I’m getting tired of all the encore shows!
Cory Graff
Get well soon Larry! We’ve all got our drinking helmets at the ready for our buddy’s return!
Peyton, Seattle
Louis
Get well larry
Corey
Get well Larry!! Your podcast is important to me!!
John-Mark Davidson
We miss you, Larry. There’s a gap in the podcast world without you.
Julia T from Boston
Mister Miller had a fall.
Conked his noggin ‘cuz he’s tall.
Cracked the ground on which he stood
Needed doctors, that’s not good!
Drinking gods were watching, though.
He’s ok, we’re glad to know!
Let’s wish him future better stealth
and raise a glass to his good health!
Get Well Soon, Larry!
Charles Schlaudraff
Just heard on The Adam Carolla Show that you’re on the mend. Great to hear! Miss hearing you and the roadtrip game.
Mike Owens
I really miss you, Larry! You’re like the father I always had, but funnier.
I’m probably subscribed to 40 different podcasts, but yours is the only one that puts a near constant smile on my face.
I wish you a speedy recovery and can’t wait to hear some more poetry from you.
– Mike in Kentucky
Sara Lucas
My heartfelt wishes for a speedy recovery.
Matt L
Larry – Hope your head injury hasn’t kept you from enjoying a martini or two. Love everything you do but really miss you on the Adam Carolla Podcast. Can’t wait to hear you on Hypothetical Road Trip when you’re well. Speedy recovery! All the best!
Darryl
Hope you’re healing up well. We all want some more “Driving to Florida!!!” Get well Larry
theMisterLister
Larry you are such a sweet and funny man
i hope you mend swiftly and are back on your way to level 5 in no time
thanks for all you do
-MisterLister
Adam Myers
Larry,
Three weeks already. What, are you walking to Florida?
Seriously, get well soon. And if they offer more medication, just say, ‘nominum quid geminus?’
Adam
Kyle P
Larry,
Feel well soon!
Kyle
Rodolfo
Estimado Larry,
I just found your podcast last week, and immediately proceeded to download all 80+ episodes on “the” iTunes.
Sorry to hear about your little spill, and hope you didn’t spill your drink.
Oh, and chalk one up to the PERUVIAN CHAPTER of the LMDS. Have you thought about starting a forum or some other shmancy interweb device so us international locals could find each other, swap stories, and find all sorts of ways to waste more time at work? That would be “trés chaude”! (That’s French for “cool”).
hmm… looks like someone already nabbed “www.larrymillerdrinkingsociety.com” – hope it was Col. Jeff!
I’m glad you’re feeling better with each passing day, and I can’t wait to hear the 50 or so hospital stories you’ll have for us when you get back.
Hearty har-har’s and a sincere THANK YOU for being the funny man you are… even if you’re just “a little funny”.
Hope to hear you next week,
Rodolfo
(Perú)
Greg
Hey Larry, just wanted to wish you well and say how much I enjoy your podcast. There is such a spirit of good humor and kindness in all the shows that it’s always a joy to hear the theme and then your stories. Best wishes to you and your family.
Jeremy Haskell
Larry,
I love your comedy. I heard about your accident. That sucks brother. Hope you get well soon and start kickin some ass.
Much Love,
-Jeremy
Elle Lowell
Get well soon Larry! WE MISS YOU!!!!!!
Andy
Larry,
Warm wishes to you. I know we all look forward to your return to your home, the podcast, and bars around this fine country. I’m sure the hospital bar has been lackluster at best. However, I’m guessing you taught them how to make a descent martini or Old Fashioned. After all, if you’re going to get room service included in your bill, they should at least make a drink worth of your endorsement.
Cheers,
Andy, PhD …… Yes an actual doctor Haha. 😉
Silvia Sanchez
See what happends to people that walk …
no more walking for you :>
Get well soon.
Mario
Get well soon, and give us an update on hampers in the hospital. Looking forward to your return.
eddie
Get well soon, we need you to win at least one hypothetical road trip.
Armando Lucero
Get well Larry! I need to know who to take to Florida.
Ben Pasternak
I hope you get better – and start podcasting again – very soon. I’m so sorry you had to take a tumble, but if you had to take one, at least you took one in a bar.
Terry Franklin
Hang in there Larry!
Dave
Get well soon, Larry! I have a musical question…do hospitals have hampers?
Carl Simone
Larry, if I were in your presence, I would perform the tried and true ritual of men who refrain from emotional expression. I’d throw you the old shoulder chuck and say ‘Hang in there champ’.
Get well Larry, your stories have not all been told.
Mdw
Get well soon pal…
Rich C.
I hope you’re better at mending your noggin than you are at Hypothetical Road Trip. Get well soon. Can’t wait to hear you back on the air.
Oscar
Hey pal! hope you’re feeling better. And Larry, you may have a job to go to and a home to come back to and someone there that cares about you so you already won… but the game is not over, gotta get back on that comedy pony and spread the Larry gospel.
By the way, I clicked in here through Amazon so ACE broadcasting gets some additional get well wishes
JETOshkosh
Wishing you a full recovery. We will say a pray for you, too.
Bryan
Wishing you the best and a speedy recovery!!
You are a great talent and you are missed during this hopefully brief absence.
A week just ain’t a week without you!
Ed
Get well soon, sir. Your weekly stories are missed by many.
Michelle
I am having some beers in your honor right now, Larry! You have so many people on this earth (and who knows where else) that care about you. That’s how you know you’ve reeeally made it. Congrats on that. Sending healing vibes your way. Miss you!
Sleazy
Get well soon Larry! “That’s important to me!”
Jessica
Speedy recovery to you, LM!! We miss you!
Paul Gillis
Dear Larry, a poem for the infirm,
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Amaretto is sweet
but its no LaBatts Blue
Best wishes from Ontario Canada
Robert Boozer
Get well soon Larry! Adam is a ship lost at sea without you directing him properly on his hypothetical road trips
Dan and Carla
Larry – we miss you very much. Hope you feel better every day in every way.
donewithidiots
Wow, it’s been a while. Starting to wonder if Larry wasn’t beaten by a flash mob. What the….
Tim Dillard
I would like to hear the “Three Stooges sound effect” that would correspond to your mishap. See if the Colonel can put something together to play when you get back.
Your Hypothetical Roadtrip Game with Adam surpasses any Laurel & Hardy, Martin & Lewis, or Captian and Tennille schtick out there.
Miss you Larry.
Carl from Melksham
You’re really starting to milk it now Larry.Stop faking it or just walk it off.
Jim McKay
Larry, I only recently found your podcasts, and I started at the beginning and my iPod says I only have 22 episodes left before I catch up to the present. Now dark times are upon you, and you must go to Camp Shakeitoff and get better, because I love you like a Viking. I can think of no one whom I don’t actually know that I would rather have a drink with.
Shanon
I think we’re being bamboozled. Larry actually cut a jugular shaving.
Get better soon, Larry!
Brian
Get better bud!
MIke Morrow
Larry – We miss you. Flick lives and so do you!!! Excelsior!!
Rob
Larry,
To a true mensch who is on the mend. Wow, that sentence was pretty heavy on the ‘men’ words, but you are certainly a true man among men.
Was this all just a ruse to generate some hospital material for your act? Wow that’s dedication!
You are missed! Looking forward to hearing you back on the podwaves!
Get well soon!
Tom Anderson
Here’s to wishing you a speedy recovery Larry! Hope you aree 100% really soon.
Abe
nominum quid cranius (you call that a head wound?)
Best wishes and get well soon
Scott Cleveland
Get well soon, Larry! I’ve enjoyed the podcasts and hope you’re on the mend and can once again be podcasting from the level five city of Glendale real soon!
Steve Cohen
This is all sort of my fault..I was toasting you and said “May the road rise up to meet Larry”…and voila…Feel better.
Good Gravy
Thinking of you today. All my best.
Damian Mercado
Too bad you got injured, I felt that you were due in “Hypothetical Road trip,” like not buying a lottery ticket and your numbers come up. Maybe you can parlay this incident into a road trip win. We are all pulling for you Larry, don’t go into the light. Get well soon.
Ann Rawlinson
Hi Larry!
I think we went to high school together!? I hope you feel better soon.
You always make me laugh.
Fannie
Jacob Cleveland
get well soon Larry missing ur awsome ness
Laurie Listener
Alright Larry, rub some dirt on it & get back to podcasting. We miss you longtime!
Steve
Hey, hope you’re feeling better! Here’s something that might help, a simple truth: Whiskey helps.
Alon Rotem
Get well soon buddy! You’re a first class comic and are sorely missed on the Adam Carolla show.
kay moss
Wishing you a fast recovery and good health
scott callahan
Get well soon Larry, we miss you!
By all the comments I see, you’ve won!
Sincerely,
Boy tenor, scott callahan
Russ
Larry, although many people don’t treat me the way they should, I feel you’re a guy that really understands me. You also make me proud to be an American!
Signed
Your Hamper
Russ
Larry,
You and and your podcast makes me feel 10 feet tall!
Get well soon!
Signed
An Amazon
Russ
Larry, don’t blame Seinfeld for it was I who stole the couch.
Get well soon!
Signed
Ye Olde Couch Thief
Russ
Dear Larry
We need you back on the air ASAP! Our neighbor (an elderly Hispanic lady) keeps looking at her computer speaker yelling Larry, Larry, Larrrrry! It’s driving us crazy!
Signed
Meho
Ron Morgan
Hey, Larry! Hope all is going well on your road to recovery. Also hope that whatever you’re going through will simply become a great story, or series of stories that will make you smile and help you make others laugh. Hear you soon!
Jennifer Waldorf
Hope you’re feeling better!
Thomas Leonard
Larry, walk it off already. We miss you. Get well soon. Preferably sooner than you are presently.
Sean Vandenboss
Get well soon Larry! Thanks for all the laughs, it’s not the same with you gone:)
Basil McJagger
We’re looking forward to your return Larry! Here’s hoping you feel better soon!
Chris
Get Better Larry! Because “That’s important to me.”
EC Honeyager
I can sympathize – I too do not have the follicle genes required for “helmet hair”.
Juan Cerda
Larry get well soon, will keep you in my prayers. I am not a witty guy but love your wit, and miss hearing about your antics. Until then I raise a glass for you and your recovery. nominum quid geminus my friend.
Duke Lacrosse
wishing you well Larry, and a speedy recovery
charlie ague
I hope you are doing well, and on your way back to a healthy and speedy recovery. My work week just isn’t the same without you in my ears. At least you didn’t shoot your eye out!
Bill
Hey Larry, just found your podcast about a month ago … I’m down to the last 16 episodes … I decided to do something that you may never do, that is to go to your website. In doing so, I find out that you are laid up in hospital. At least I can catch up to you now. Hope you get well and back on your feet soon, knock back some whiskey … it can’t hurt !! (LOL).
Bill
The whiskey can’t hurt …
Signed,
Mr Bill
Michael and Jenny
Get well soon, Larry. You were the first comedian my wife and I ever saw live and we would like to see your smiling face back out on the scene at 100%
You are a good man, Larry. You are in our thoughts.
Christine
We miss you Larry. The world doesn’t seem as charming or classy without you.
Come back soon!
All the best, Chrissy
Greg
All the Beavers in Oregon and I hope you get well soon, so we can enjoy your comedy.
Elias
Get back soon, there are martinis to drink!!
North Van Lloyd
Get well soon! There are lonely bartenders wondering where you are…
Rob
Larry!!!! Get better you great guy you!
osidechris
Larry, hope you’re healing up. We need you back!
Ryan
Get well soon Larry! Everyone in my family can’t wait until your mended and back off the wagon. Just know that your missed, until you get back to normal.
Kathleen S.
Wishing you a speedy recovery. We miss you!!!
Josh C.
Get well soon, Larry. It’s about time to hit the ol’ dusty trail with either the woman who swears by the bracelets with magnets in them or the guy who’s obsessed with Asian cultures.
Ed S.
Larry–care for that creased bean! Best wishes to you from Mr. and Mrs. America and everyone who has ever taken a header onto some concrete.
Matt Albanese
Get well soon, Larry! We miss you.
Becca
Get well soon!….How do I know which hypothetical roadtrip person to pick without your help? You are missed!
Kevin
Get well soon Larry. We miss hearing you.
H.C
Thought you’d be back by now. Hope you are feeling better, Larry.
Tim
get well Larry! I need more roadtrip!!!
Kate
Larry – Get well soon. I can’t wait to hear the stories from this one. (That is important to me!)
Seriously pal – I miss hearing your deep chuckle when you crack yourself up. The Drinking Society is working overtime in your absence. Come back to the Level Five City soon!
All the best!
Gerard
Larry,
Please get well soon. I miss you on my ride to work after I have downloaded you. Hey, maybe after this hit on the noggin, you will develop precognition ability just like Christopher Walken in “The Dead Zone”. Then you will be able to tell great stories on your podcast about things that have not even happened yet.
Gerard
Brad
Come back soon Larry, we miss you.
Geoff
Get well soon pal!
Clayton
Larry, you’ve got Hypothetical Road Trips to take! Hurry up and mend that noggin so you can get back in studio. That’s important to ME.
Vince
Larry Get well soon! There is a huge hole in my life without hearing you every week and no amount of drinking seems to be filling it!
Because You are important to ME pal!
J
Get well soon!
Dave
Hey Larry, I was watching Shake It Up with my kids when you appeared on the show! It inspired me to leave yet another message for you here.
Get well soon, Larry! And rememberer, when the nurse brings your pain meds, say, “You call that a double?”
Ashley C.
Hope you are feeling better, Larry! Miss you on the Aceman podcast and hope to hear you on there again soon. Take good care.
chuck and christine
Get well soon pal! Until then I raise the question…Say, are you going to finish your drink?
Greg Mihalik
Get well Larry. I know you will be taking another hypothetical road trip soon.
Mark
Larry,
Continued best wishes for a speedy recovery. Now for the fun part, I started a new job last week in downtown Boston and have enjoyed going outside to have lunch and people watch. Today there were a couple occasions where I saw a lovely figure approaching and a single word came to mind… “Absolutely”
Ursi
Dear Larry, please get well soon as humanity needs you badly. We are drowning with celebrity gossip, “news” and superficiality. The situation is truly serious without you. The updates are so much more than “updates”, we all realize that. Love the new poetry corner! Please educate, enlighten and inspire us! (Please perhaps read Blake one of these days?)
Much Love!
p.s. Dear Larry, it is NOT ALWAYS dark in Finland. For two months a year, the sun NEVER sets…. Yes, I was born in Finland, lived in in New York for 20 years and now listen to you in the Caribbean while building our house there…
p.s.s. May I suggest a book dear Sir: The Egyptian by Mika Waltari, a Finnish author, a poor attempt of a movie was made by Hollywood in the 50s. Historically accurate and guaranteed a masterpiece. I KNOW you will love it. Yes, it can be found on Amazon…
Fred
Need you back, Larry. I’m missing “We’re heading to Florida!!”
chaseface
get well soon you goofy bastard! we miss you!
chaseface
get well soon you goofy bastard! we miss you!
Brad
While driving around the streets of Salt Lake City today I pulled up behind one of the thousands of vehicles here in Utah (as you know) with a “Larry Miller Dealership” licence plate frame and it made me wondered how my podcast friend Larry Miller was doing…must have been the big dent in the back of the bumper… Hope you are on the mend. I’ll be lifting an OJ and NyQuil (Mormon Screwdriver) to my pal Larry’s speedy recovery.
mike madigan
Get well soon, your missed!
Joel
By the way, feel free to take your time getting well because I am not at all choking up when I listen to your podcasts and certainly not getting teary-eyed when I hear you sign off.
And, this week… it’s my version of a hunger strike. By the way, don’t you miss those real hunger strikes? Those Irish guys in prison, smearing… no, probably not. horrible. The only kind of hunger strike i could manage is this one, which i will do until you are back making new podcasts or until i get sick myself, whichever is funnier. I will be making my martinis with gin and, instead of vermouth, i’ll be using that blue stuff the barbers soak the combs in.
Now, please, walk out of bed, you have a job to go to.
T-g
Larry, have you ever included ‘Dove’ soap and its lovely lady curves in one of your ‘fectas’? Seems like a an increase in difficulty.
Robert
Larry
Your anecdotes, stories, and insights take me to a place where I still dare to believe that wholesomeness remains a part of our Americana. While you are unique, you seem somehow familiar. I LOVE YOUR SHOW!
P.S. WTF is taking so long? You’re the best part of my weekend!! Seriously, w..t..f..
Drink it off and come back to work Friend
Robert
George
We miss you Larry!
Wishing you a speedy recovery!
Mike Kriskey
When given the choice of taking a trip with a cross-dressing Ron Paul supporter or a guy who has every Monty Python routine committed to memory, Larry finally made the correct call.
He tripped solo.
Get back soon, Larry. Miss you.
Mark A
Come on, Larry, now that’s enough laying about. Time to hit new golf balls into the wall!
Candice
Larry! Get well soon because “that’s important to me”!
Larry A.
from one Larry to another, we need you to get better for all bald kind. Get well soon
Mike
Get well soon, I miss hearing you.
Caffeinated Joe
Get well and get back behind that mike! We need are weekly doses of positiveness!
Mike
Still missing you, dear friend. Hoping that you and your family are getting all the support and help you may need and that you will soon be back at home and on the interweb at Ace Broadcasting.
Rose Sacco
Larry I have always loved you as an actor, but through the Adam Carolla show and your own podcast I’ve come to love you as a person. You make me smile everytime I listen to you. Get well VERY soon!
Rose Sacco
rob watkins
Miss you man.
Get well soon.
MK
Larry, please come back soon! I’ve started drinking a thick blue liquid in hopes to ease the pain of your absence.
Lissa
Stopping by again to say get well sooner! And that I bought a hamper, after listening to your hamper history. Took 3 months of looking, and I’m not happy with the one I bought. The world needs a line of Larry Miller Home Decor. We miss you, buddy. 🙂
Matthew in Portland
Larry, dear Larry.
I hope you get back on the saddle sooner than later. I hope you’ve been swamped with flowers, cards, and other such things. I like to imagine you recuperating with your leg lamp by your side, surrounded with boxes of Sherries Berries, and jars of amazing pickled things from McClures. We’re all pullin’ for ya, and look forward to your triumphant return.
Get well, pal.
-Matthew
Norman
You are a good man and you are missed. Get well we’re drivin’ to Florida.
Charlie
Get well soon Pal.
Frank
Seriously, get better.
tx
David
Clicking through amazon link. Won’t stop til I find an actual Amazon for Larry. Get better buddy. We miss you.
Dennis Coughlin
We’re still thinking of you Larry and look forward to your return when you’re ready. Best wishes to you and your family as you recover from this difficult ordeal. Since getting to know you through your podcast episodes, it is as if you’ve become a friend through the many one sided conversations we’ve had through the headphones -I feel so sad that, I, all of us, …your family, could have lost you to this accident. You sole desire with your show seems to be simply to bring joy and happiness to all who listen. My hope is that we are returning the favor with our comments. Take care friend.
Zach
Get well Larry!
“It’s important, to me!”
Tony
Larry, you just have to get better real soon – No, on second tought, make that right now! I need your help ASAP! I have found an ACTUAL AMAZON and I need someone to verify it!
Wishing you the best Larry, and a speedy recovery. (But please hurry back soon, I’ve had to lock my delerious 18 year old son in the shed as he accidently caught a glimpse of the Amazon. His mother is awfully worried, she keeps saying “But he’s going to have to eat sometime soon…no?”)
Al
Larry – Get well soon. Huge fan of the podcast and can’t wait to have you back, my friend.
Dale
Larry, Get well soon! I hope you are able to do your “Cocktails” show in Galveston in July. We need the LMDS to get together here on the gulf coast!
mike weber
Hi Larry, I don’t know if you know this, but while you’ve been getting better I’ve been catching up on some of your older, yet so evergreen, episodes. The problem I’m experiencing now is that I can’t get your intro music out of my head. Over and over, you know? Therefore, I encourage you come back as soon as is best; come raise a glass.
Tim "Lord Gek" Jordan
Hey Larry,
Stupid hard surfaces! Looking forward to your return.
John Burke
Miss you Larry, feel better and hope to hear you soon!
Dan Ford
Best wishes to you and your family, Larry. Do you like coffee?!
Tim O'Connor
Larry, you’re widely accepted as a class act, funny man and all-around mench. Love your work and hope that you make a full recovery. All of Adam’s listeners will be waiting patiently to hear your voice again (and maybe Adam will even deem a hypothetical road trip question correct, for once!)
Nancy
Get better quickly! I miss your stories. Every time I throw clothes in the hamper, or when my kids throw them on the floor, I think of you.
Tracy
Larry – Please feel better and get back to making me laugh! You are missed!
Jeremy
Larry, I love you BUT, time to come back. I know that you’re enjoying some time to have the wife and kids do your chores… 🙂 But I think I speak for all of us when I say COME BACK LARRY! The drinking society (and our lives) are growing weary at the lack of Larry Miller! We need you.
I walked out of bed today, with a job to go to,and somebody who cares about me (and I love her, Margaret), but your true fans haven’t won until we hear you say that you are back and feeling “better than ever”.
So, for our orchestra, tenors and dancers…… we miss you pal, and we will wait as long as you need us to. Love you.
-All of us
Chris
Get well soon Larry! (Original I know…)
Jeremy
I did forget to mention 1 thing. Thank you Jeff, Chris, and everyone that we don’t hear about. Great “redux” shows to give us our weekly fix. We love you guys too.
EVERYONE: GIMME A HELL YEAH…………….
Stacy Blankenship
Larry,
Love you and I wish you a speedy recovery!
lmcast
Thanks, Jeremy! I’m looking forward to not being on mic again soon! — Col. Jeff
lmcast
A perfect comment, IMHO. — Col. Jeff
jc
Larry, I had already left a get well note, but I’m leaving another one now, because, holy hell, this getting well is taking some time! The day you do return will be a great day indeed.
Jason Adams
Larry, I hope to see you soon shopping at your favorite grocery store: Rowfs.
Beertruck
Hey Larry! Hope you get well soon. You are missed. And welcome to level 7.
BT
Steve
Larry, you are missed pal. I have to say that the one good thing about your absence is that I have actually gone back and listened again to all the early episopes (I’ve made it through the first 20 or so, so far). There are a handful of podcasts that I listen to regularly, but yours is the only one that I would ever revisit old episodes. It really is the Tao of Larry, and unlike any other show out there. It’s been great fun revisiting the evolution of the show.
I wish you a full and speedy recovery, and hope the show makes a billion dollars and lasts for another 50 years.
Chris
Best wishes for a speedy recovery Larry!
colin finn
Hey Larry Big Fan….get well soon and remember….if you ever Google Search Gary Oldman…please what ever you do…dont forget the “r” in Gary….
Prayerborne
To quote Rick Perry: “Oops.”
Get well, you delightful fella, you.
_Nominum quid lumpus?_ (Latin: “You call that a pop-knot?”)
Richard Meyers
Doh, Larry remember, Larry isn’t Homer Simpson… get well soon cause the game’s not over yet but you’ve won.
Koko Archibong
On pins and needles waiting for a hamper update from the hospital!
In the meantime… the shortest joke of the week… ever!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Lane Harder
Dear Larry,
Charles Schulz said, shortly before his death, “The most important thing about a comic strip is that, no matter how funny the dialogue might be, it still must be fun to look at.” I have come to feel the same way about those in your field gifted enough to make a living through speaking. The true artists of comedy and of broadcasting must be fun to listen to, no matter what they say, and you, sir, are fun to listen to.
Fireboard battery, star!
Lane
Luis
WE’RE GOING TO FLOOR!!!
Get well soon buddy
Mike Branch
Larry, I hope you get back on your feet soon. The story about you leaving your old shirts in hotel closets got me thinking, will you be leaving any old articles of clothing, luggage or other behind in the hospital? You know to give it that final farewell. . Anyway hope you get better soon!
Andrew Chavez
Get well soon Larry!
My girlfriend and I love and miss you.
We wish you a speedy recovery.
Pauci viri veros amicos habent, et pauci sunt digni. Amicitia vera est praeclara, et omnia praeclara sunt rara. Multi viri stulti de pecunia semper cogitant, pauci de amicis; sed errant: possumus valere sine multa pecunia, sed sine amicita non valemus et vita est nihil.
rough translation
Few men have true friends, and few are worthy. True friendship is splendid, It is excellent and it is rare. Many foolish men always think about money, but little of his friends; but they are wrong: We can be well without much money, but we (you and I) can not and life is nothing without friendship.
Chris
Hi Larry,
My wife and I are hoping you get well soon! We had tickets to see you in April, and really missed not getting to enjoy your show (for the second time too).
Seeing as how you seem to be getting better and all, is it too soon to ask about rescheduling?
We miss you and love the show!
Aaron
Hypothetical hospital bed roommate game, “trivia savy bald guy who is hospitalized because he is battling brain cancer, or, bad hypothetical game playing bald guy who is hospitalized because he tripped on his own plastic solo cup?” Get well soon Larry!
Don't steal my Lunch
I started listening to the podcast 6 months after you started. I enjoyed it so much I went back and started with the very first episode. I’m caught up to the March 7 “Geopolitics of Socks” episode, so it’s OK with me if you need to stay in the hospital for another couple of weeks. I won’t notice.
-Dan in Seattle
Steve Hedenskog
Larry please get well. I just know that you can win the Hypothetical Road Trip. Just once. If you need help I can coach you. I have been on many a road trip, not all good and I can say that you are too trusting and optimistic. That being said a little adventure can be a good thing. Get Well Please You Are Missed.
Shamus
NEWS HAS BEEN SPARSE TO THIS REGION BUT ALL INDICATIONS SEEM POSITIVE WHICH WE WERE GLAD TO HEAR STOP WILL STAY BY SHORTWAVE AWAITING UPDATES STOP AVOID LEECH THERAPY IF POSSIBLE STOP WARMEST REGARDS SHAMUS STOP
Edwin
Get well Larry! Thanks for being mench
Brian
Get well soon Larry, hope to hear you on the podcast(s) very soon, quoting Ogden Nash and arguing about artificail turf. Godspeed with your recovery, you’re the best
Nino
Get well soon Larry! When I order a double, half of it is yours!
Tru Envy
We love you Larry. Take your time and rest up, we’ll all be here when you return.
Thank you Dr. Chris and Co. Jeff, the ‘Best-Of’ reruns are just as funny as the first run.
Justin
Get well, Larry. You’re the best. Best wishes for a quick recovery.
Ron Miller
To my long lost brother…………man up, put a band aid on it and get back to podcasting!
Tony
Couple of good cocktails and you’ll be good to go!! Get well soon.
Austin
Larry-
My girlfriend asked me recently why I haven’t been listening to “Uncle Larry” in the car. I started to explain what happened and she started crying, which led me to shed a tear. We then toasted our dirty gin martinis to your health later that night.
We wish you the best and think of you as that uncle with the crazy stories, but in a good way.
Looking forward to your return,
-austin
Matt
Get well soon Larry!
Huge fan from Tulsa. I’d send you some Shari’s Berries if I had the address.
Bill for Ottawa
Larry …
All kidding aside, isn’t it about time you got back from that secret trip to Hawaii? Can’t do without you Pal. And,there’s the matter of an unemployed Band???
Cheers,
Bill
Jessica
Larry, I sure hope you’ve got someone sneaking you in a martini or two! I mentioned before that my 8 year old son and I listen to your show and thought I’d share with you that yesterday his shoes wore out and he was so upset because he couldn’t wear them anymore. Then, to my surprise and delight, he says that we need to “see them off”. It took a minute before I realized he was referring to your show. So, I don’t know how just yet, but we will be sending the shoes off in true Larry Miller fashion! You are an inspiration, and you’re “mantra” at the end of the show is also the truest thing I know. If my son learns nothing else from your shows, I hope he grows to understand how true your statement is about what really matters in life. We both wish you well!
SeanDogg
Dear, Larry –
By the way, that’s using your head.
Be well and come back soon, pal.
Sam Sharwarko
Larry,
I could do with a bit of head trauma – then I’d have an excuse. Here’s wishing you a speedy recovery and that my girlfriend will have more sex with me.
Sam
kingofping
Get well soon Larry. Too much Carolla with not enough Larry Miller is shifting my soul to the darkside!
Linda Peacock
As a new listener of only a few months I’m enjoying the re-duxe shows from the deep past, and yet am hoping you heal up well and come back soon….. Otherwise people don’t believe I have any good reason to be drinking all this Gin. *
So as my ppl say, var så god, “Be so good”…and sit down, enjoy.
var så god,
The Diann Q Dancers
I hope you are doing better. You are greatly missed, My week is not complete without a dose of Larry Miller.Thanks to Jeff & Chris for the weekly updates. If I could send you some McIntosh apples I would…that would fix you right up 🙂
Tom Lee
NOW are we clean?!!
Hears wishing Larry’s quick recovery from all those music boxes playing in his head (I bet the acoustics are great in there).
Tom
Dennis
Best of luck to you. Get back on it soon.
DICTATED BUT NOT PROOFREAD
Victor T.
Larry this is for you. Get well soon. I need more of your podcast like a dunk needs one more beer.
guy1: Did you hear?
Me: Hear what?
guy1: Larry Miller hit his head and is in the hospital.
Me:What?! Are they giving him “The Healing Elixer”?
guy1:Yeah, yeah, they have the best Doctors and Meds with alot of bed rest.
Me: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I coming Larry! (Running out of Bar with a Martini in hand)
Chuck
Get well, Larry!
We miss you!
Ceela
Miss you Larry! My week just isn’t the same without you!
Chad
Get well soon Larry
Hadria
Get well, Larry and come back soon!:)
Dave in Mn
I first started listening to your podcast last summer. The best part was having so many back episodes to listen to. Thanks for the great, funny, down to earth shows you put out.
Get well soon Goll Dangit
Precious Roy
Best wishes for a speedy recovery, Larry. We’ll raise a glass to your return tonight!
Bill Stephens
Thinking good thoughts for you Larry!!
cigaRhett
There once was a man with no hair
Who tripped and fell on a stair
He had only one drink
But what did he think
Nominum quid geminus?
Get well soon Larry! It’s lonely in Montana.
Rhett
Guy A
Wishing you a quick recovery Larry. Been a fan of yours forever. And go easy on those candy striper’s.
mr k
get well larry! go drinking society!
Linda
Love you Larry, keeping you in my prayers!!!!
gitch
larry did you order a harvey wall banger and the bar tender thought you said larry head banger. hey larry if a team loses a double header is it fair to say they dropped a deuce hoping to hear you again soon gitch
Mark
I hope that was more than just beer you were drinking when u took your spill. I know our Larry Miller can handle more than beer. HA HA just kidding. Get back to us real quick you hear!
Robert B
Gwt well Larry.
Homer Pluto
Dear Larry,
A man in your condition is doubtless prevented from partaking of the thing he’s most in need of—a nightcap or two. I’d smuggle one in if 1000 miles (and a wife and kid and a dog) didn’t prevent it. So, I give you the next best thing, the silver lining of your cloudy condition: the best description of a hangover I’ve ever read. It’s from _Lucky Jim_, by Kingsley Amis.
“Dixon as alive again. Consciousness was upon him before he could get out of the way. Not for him the slow, gracious wandering from the halls of sleep, but a summary, forcible ejection. He lay sprawled, too wicked to move, spewed up like a broken spider crab on the tarry shingle of the morning. The light did him harm, but not as much as looking at things did; he resolved, having done it once, never to move his eyeballs again. A dusty thudding in his head made the scene before him beat like a pulse. His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum. During the night, too, he’d somehow been on a cross-country run and then been expertly beat up by secret police. He felt bad.”
Wishing you all the best, Larry.
Homer Pluto
Homer Pluto
First line should read “Dixon _was_ alive again.”
Bernd
Hey Larry,
Love you on Carolla. It takes a big guy to be funny, know he’s funny, hear all the time that he’s funny, and still do all he can to put the other person in the room over and make them look good. Hope you get well soon.
Best,
Bernd
Düsseldorf, Germany
Goddesswaif
Get well!! “Come On” hypothetical road trip
Gandhi or John Belushi ?
dave
larry, assuming they havent done a walt disney procedure on you, hope to hear you soon. one way or the other…….get well soon…………
dave
and it wasnt very nice of adam doing a “macaroni and cheese” imitation of you…..
Jared Bonnici
Larry, you are by far one of the greatest voices to hear with your hilarious stories and you always put things in great perspective.I may be only 18 years old, but you always make me feel wiser and older listening to your great anecdotes!! Get well soon so I can feel old enough to join the drinking society!
Nate
Glad to hear you’re doing better. Missing your podcast and hearing you on Adam’s as well. Take care of yourself and please don’t ever forget, gravity is the quiet killer.
Paul G
From New Zealand – GET WELL SOON, Larry!
Eric in Stony Brook
Larry,
If you’re going to leave us, you have to go clean, and knocking your noggin on the floor is most decidely not clean.
BUT HERE’S THE THING – we truly miss you and your joie de vivre, so please get better soon.
All the best,
Eric Martinez – LMDS, Long Island Chapter
James Paparella
Best wishes to Larry Miller. Get well soon. Sorry I can’t think of anything funny to say right now, but just get better.
-Jay Paparella
Card-carrying member of the Larry Miller Drinking Society.
Wes
There was no better tribute to you and your recovery on Saturday afternoon than “I’ll Have Another” beating the odds to win the Kentucky Derby. I have a pretty good feeling that the rookie jockey has an LMDS card in his tiny wallet.
Continue to get well and we’re all looking forward to having you back in the fold soon.
Wes Raine – LMDS, Honolulu Chapter
Mark
Hope this is not part of a LMDS secret handshake..else I will join something safer..like Fight Club!
Get better soon,like a country needs it’s President the LMDS needs Larry.
Joe Marsalla
Larry: Hurry back! I need my fix of hang outs in LA, cool ways to look at the world and boy tenor references. But…I know head injuries are nothing to mess with so do what you have to do. When you return, please reprise your Maurice Chevalier imitation. Best, Joe
Randy O'Dell
So while you are healing from the bump on your melon. So my question is: Is this going to be another clumsy UPDATE? Get well Larry, Colonel Jeff
and Dr Chris can only hold the fort so long. (Doing a Fantastic job I might add). Take your time but hurry back. Randy O’Dell an Irish LMDS member
Ray
Hey Larry, get well soon, wait to hear you back on the pod waves delivering your unique style of laid back comedy!
Take care and all the best
James Johnson
Mr. Miller,
I have wanted to write in for some time, but like Mr. Carolla, I do not type very well. tap tap tap
The episode that you did some time ago about taking your son to the hospital to have something done really hit a nerve with me. My 13 yr old son has a degenerated disc in his back, which causes him extreme pain all the time. This is made more difficult, because he is a cross-country runner, and we also live on our family farm. When you told your son that “we get to go home” I started to lose it for a bit, really I cried. Thank you Larry Miller for all the sage advice you give to us. Get well soon, remember, you got to go home. James Johnson, Chattanooga, TN.
p.s., loyal member lmds
Tim
Larry,
CMON!!!
You are so missed! Keep feeling better my good man.
Tim – Minneapolis
Dan
Just went through your Amazon banner to get my mother a gift for Mother’s Day, and I thought about getting a helmet for the next time I go out drinking. Get well soon Larry, there are bartenders out there that can’t survive without you.
Jeff
When you’re ready, I’ll be ready.
Kryss Anderson
Too true!
John K
Miss hearing your podcast and hearing you on Adam’s.
Hope you’re back on your feet soon!
Bryan
We miss you Larry! Hoping for a swimming recovery, our seriously funny friend! Best wishes from Glendale CA!!!
Nat
Hope your head heals up soon so that you can start banging it against the wall when the Jets start losing again.
Kindest regards and best wishes for a speedy recovery!
Yours,
Boy Tenor Nat McSchwartz asking the musical question: if a guy falls outside a bar and there are no drunks around to hear it, does he make a sound? The answer of course is, “Yes! He makes the sound ‘Ow'”.
Wesley R.
Larry I hope you recover soon and I hear your wonderful voice again ringing through my ears while I work. I get through each day with a little help from you. You keep me sane and without ya buddy, the days are lonely. Please get better soon and come back, we really miss you 🙁
Tony
A sign that Larry Miller will soon be back? “I’ll Have Another” won the Kentucky Derby on Saturday – I should have bet the house on that one. Hoping to hear you on the podcast really soon, Larry.
Andre
I just head about your situation on Adam Carolla’s podcast… Get well soon Larry!!!
Tim
Get well soon Larry. We need our fearless, hairless, and often sauced leader back with us.
Chris
Hope you’re feeling better soon, Larry!!
Steve
Hypothetical Road Trip;
Larry Miller with a massive head bandage, or twin supermodels in heat? BUZZZZ!!!…C’MON!
Julie
I miss you Larry! Get well soon friend!
Paul
You’re the menchiest mench of all menches.
Lydia
Catching up on the podcast and I just learned about your mishap. Take care and get well soon!
2cool4school
Larry,
Hope you get well soon, prayers and best wishes. Hang in there, pal!
db
Larry,
Just checking back in with you. I hope you are feeling better all the time. Take what you need and I’ll keep pouring doubles until you are ready to drink your own again.
Inspired by your spirit of a “more gentle time” in this country; I just purchased some new white linen hand kerchiefs. The set I had were getting a little thread bare and dingy. I carry them, primarily, to offer ladies when they have need. It’s not often, but important to polite society. Helping with packages and young mothers with their double-strollers are some of the only ways to show a stranger that you are a gentleman anymore. I have to earn that tumbler of Whiskey somehow!
Looking forward to your complete recovery and return to the “pod-waves!”
Mickey
Larry
Greetings, wanted you to know that I have been stationed overseas for the last two years and listening to your outlook on life and laughing with you made the time much easier. I have adopted your theory on ten, “no matter how angry you get about something, you are going to get over it. The only question is how long it takes. It will be either be 10 minutes, 10 hours, 10 days, 10 weeks, 10 months, 10 years. It will be one of those. I recommend 10 minutes.”
Hope to hear you soon friend.
Cheers
LT Mickey Dougherty
Woody
Im looking forward to looking forward to wednesdays again. Get Well Pal!
Towle
Get well sir, and when you do please visit Alison’s podcast.
Buzz Park
Larry, our boys played football together for an ill-fated season with the Raiders. Just heard about the accident and hope you are feeling better. Judas Priest, Larry! And we were worried about our boys getting hurt?! Get well soon and I’m looking forward to seeing you back on the air.
PM
Hi Larry… just heard on a Carolla pod from a couple weeks ago that you’re recovering from a fall. Hope you’re back on your feet and ready for another Hypothetical Road Trip soon!
-PM
byrdogg
Homer is Homer and Larry is clumsy. Get better soon hombre
joegagan
larry,, keep on keepin on, my friend.
just re-heard your podcast extolling the beauty of the old safety razor. i started out with those as well.
about those medicine cabinets with the disposal hole for the blades. as a remodeler, i can tell you one must be very careful when demoing the plaster off those old walls. i have had to carefully scoop up at least a half dozen piles of razors throughout my career.
just thought you would like to know, the average pile is about an inch high, but the highest pile i ever saw was about five inches high. BLADES!!!!
take care, come back soon– we love you and we miss you.
your friend , joe
Alan Weick
Get well real soon! And thanks to the Dr./Col. for reprising their favorites shows. Even though I heard them before, like a great book, they can be appreciated anew with a second airing.
Mark
I don’t have anything witty to say here. I just hope that you get well soon. I miss you. I miss your story telling where you just celebrate all that is good in the world. And you’re one of those things that is just good about the world. Take care of yourself. We’ll all be here when you get back.
The Masked Blogger
Dear Larry,
I don’t wish to get conspiratorial, but it’s been so long since anyone has seen/heard from you that I’m starting to think that you’re deceased. If that’s true, the good news is is that your career will be even more successful than ever. (Tu Pac, Kirt Cobain, Michael Jackson) In fact, you’ll be so busy being dead that you’ll wish that you were alive just so you can find some time to relax. IF you are alive, give yourself a hug and a high-five for me.
Archie J.
Get well Larry!! Loved you in Monk and I hope you get well soon!
Blake
I hope you are feeling better. Get well soon! I love and miss the podcast. I especially miss your closing sentiments on each podcast. It really helps to put things into perspective and cheers me up if I’m feeling blue. Thanks for all that you do and I’m looking forward to your triumphant return! God bless.
Chuck
Hey Larry,
Big fan here not only of your podcast but of the many movies you have been in. It always goes up a few notches when you are in a sceene. that’s for sure.. We all miss you and hope for a super fast recovery…
I was thinking may be they could keep a bicycle helmet or something at the bar for ya,so all your fans and family can keep you around.. everybody LOVES you!!!
Chuck
Jack
Sorry to hear about your dented nugget Larry. The wife and I just drove from the Sacramento area to Las Vegas, and then to Malibu, and back up north. The only thing we listened to, aside from me complaining about how much my butt hurt, was your podcasts I have on my Iphone. That’s like 22 hours driving time of nothing but Larry, and it never got boring or tired. Thanks for keeping us company Larry and making what could be a horrible drive a pleasant one. Get better soon and back on the radio (so to speak) in case I have another big drive to make. Senior Larry for El Presidente!
STL Tom
Hey Unka Larry,
Wishing you the speediest and successful recovery for you and your family. Selfishly, I am also wishing for this speedy recovery for a near future return to the land of Budweiser and a new gathering of the LMDS.
“We will raise a glass to JFK and a dozen more besides!”
P.S. — We HAVE already won! Thanks for the laughter, LM.
Godwin Wong
Hi Larry,
been a fan for podcast for quite a well. Hope you are getting better. I grew up in Chicago and watched a kid’s show called Bozo Circus( not a real circus,) but in the early sixties, there was an act on the show where a comedian/juggler/magician named Michael Todd ( if memory serves me,) did for his final act was to do a 360 degree flip and fall flat on his back pretending he slipped on a banana. It was incredible and funny because he was bald ( like you,) but weigh over 250 pounds! Maybe you can incorporate this in you act since you did something like it yourself. Just kidding. Get well soon.
Brian "The Butcher"
You have the rare ability to connect with the listener’s, I feel like you are a family friend.
God bless you Larry – you are in our prayers!
Wayne White
Hi Larry,
Hope you are getting better! Rest up and get some good stories about the nurses!
Two words: Sponge Bath!
Take care,
Wayne
Dave Scylla
G’Day Mate !
Hope you are getting well i look forward to hearing you soon.
I like (Strike That!! : LOVE your character !!! ) in Boston Legal and will be re-viewing Season 5 soon (i have all the seasons on dvd) and encourage people to see your Edwin Poole character where you appear every now and again.
Onya Mate
Dave (Sydney)
andrew haigh
Larry,
Hope you are getting well. Love your podcast and its unfailing optimism and positive attitude about life. Plus you make me laugh like hell. best wishes for a speedy recovery.
P.S. I would’ve written sooner, but as a charter member of the Larry Miller drinking society I have only just sobered up enough to hear news of your accident.
Mark D
Get well soon Larry, listened to you on Pete Holmes’ podcast tonight, good stuff. Miss you on the Carolla show.
Brian S
Larry,
Wishing you a speedy recovery my friend! We miss you and your insight on life.
richard crowe
Dear Larry. How is the chow there where you were? Any good hot dogs? We miss you very much. There seems to be a vacant spot in our days since you have been “resting”. Any stories about the nurses you can pass on to the Colonel for us?
Our American Veterans are pulling for you Pal! Come back soon.
V/r
Rich
jim
larry, I hope you have a fast and safe recovery.I hope you know that if you wanted some time off.All you had to was ask. GOOD LUCK AND GODS SPEED JIM
Peg
Larry,
I miss you and all your positivity! Get well soon, looking forward to hearing you on a road trip to Florida!
lau
http://www.oddee.com/item_98177.aspx
Husband Day Care not too shabby
Stew S
Well…we’re not actually “friends” but I feel that way from listening to THIS WEEK WITH LARRY MILLER. Please let me know if there’s anything I can do to make you more comfortable.
S
Tom Bisciglia
Falling on Head on a Clumsy Evening
Whose bar this is I wouldn’t know.
It’s close to my hotel room, though.
He wouldn’t mind my stopping here
To drink some booze and drop some dough.
The evening weather, crisp and cool,
Attends me as I leave my stool
And amble out to place a call
Where signal’s clear, as I’m no fool.
Not hampered by the barroom wall,
Nor auburn-colored bathroom stall,
I stand outside, away from snare,
On pavement poised. And then I fall.
In splitting seconds, as I dare,
I think how surely I’m aware
That noggin thumping’s worse, more stark,
When pate meets fate bereft of hair.
The bed here lulls like Cutty Sark,
But I must drive before I park,
With episodes still left to bark,
And hey, I’d love some Cutty Sark.
Nurse…!!
______________________
Get well soon, Larry!
— Tom
Tom Bisciglia
… SHAME ON ME for screwing up the rhyme scheme from stanza 1 to 2. Here does not rhyme with Cool. Or any of those other ool words. Here’s a possible replacement for that first stanza:
Whose bar this is I wouldn’t know.
It’s close to my hotel room, though.
‘Twould bend no law, ‘twould break no rule
To drink some booze and drop some dough.
… Okay, I feel better now.
Mike
Hi Larry,
still waiting eagerly for your return to the fray.
Be good, keep stacking soap and fighting for Pluto’s status.
Really missing you, mister, so quit hassling your wife and the nurses and come back and join us.
Mike
Rick from New Hampshire
Larrys gone, but he’ll be back.
Until then, throw a couple back.
– Burma Shave
Can’t wait to get you back on the air…
Rick/New Hampshire
Tony Spunzo
Thanks to my iTouch I listen to “This week with Larry Miller” on double speed. Larry, I hope your healing goes double speed as well. Until that time I am actually enjoying the reruns and updates. Thanks to Col. Jeff and Dr Chris.
~Tony
chris wells
Get off your ass already and get back in the game. Your people need you. That and the bourbon industry glut is threatening to take this country down with the lack of sales. Is whiskey too big to save? I say no, and I think so do you.
get well, Larry,
christopher
Dan B
Maybe some bedpan stories as I have never used one myself…
Get well soon,
Ralph
Dan Miller
Hiya Pal –
Perhaps this little hiatus can give you some good luck for the road trip game! Wishing you a speedy recovery!
Dan
PS – The hospital is the only place where they wake you to give you a sleeping pill!
Erin B
Best wishes for your recovery! Miss your show and miss you on Adam Carolla podcast. The world needs more people like you!
Paul Phillips
I’ve been a long time fan of your stand up comedy and film work. I know that you are a big fan of the golden age of comedic film and I wanted you to know that like the great character actors of old, you always shine in every movie and bring a style of humor that is lacking in cinema today.
I only recently discovered your podcast and I am enjoying every minute of it.
I only have one favor to ask, please get well quickly, but milk it along, so I have time to catch up on all your old podcasts. Get well Larry, we love you.
Quincy
Hey Larry! Miss hearing you and wish you a very quick recovery! Hope you are getting your fill of that sweet, sweet hospital jello.
Liz Holmes
Hope you’re feeling much better! We miss you!
Tony Walker
Dear Larry,
I’m just a young kid, at thirty-seven,
when compared to someone with no hair.
But do not be mistaken, I am humble,
for what I do, you could fill my chair.
Get well soon,
Tony
Chase
Get well soon pal!
Mike M
Larry!
If not each day, each weekend for sure, I miss you and send you my strongest healing vibe from the Hoosier state. We hope you are growing stronger and feeling better each passing hour. Take care of yourself we look forward to your return. Miss your weekly words of wisdom and wisecracks.
I leave you with song;
Yu dadadadit dadit dadit da dada (repeat until face hurts from smiling).
Best Wishes,
Mike of the Hoosier State
Mike Crowley
Larry, please get better soon! I miss your wit and humor. You keep my commute sane. And, of course, I want you to be doing well, too. This isn’t just one of those one-sided deals!
Bill McCarty
Larry,
It won’t really be Happy Hour until you’re in front of a live mike again.
Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Your old pal from Comic Strip days,
Bill McCarty
steve boyajian
be well… LMDS Thousand Oaks Chapter
Jay Wardle
Larry, we need you back. You were one of the first comedians I’ve ever quoted. I got that comedian rush that I’m sure you get by recounting one of your bits to my mom’s friends at the hair salon back in the day.
It was the one that talked about aging. I won’t do it justice but…
When you’re young you look forward to the next age. You can’t wait to say that you’re 4 AND a HALF. No one is ever 37 and a 1/2.
you “become” 21. It’s a celebration; a true milestone in your life. but you
TURN 30,
then…more funny stuff here..you REACH 40
You make it to 50…
on and on.
Then after 100 it starts over again.
Ask someone who’s over 100 what their age is and they’ll say
102 and A HALF!
Anyway, It’s probably been 20 years since you’ve quoted that bit, but thought you’d enjoy knowing it meant something to me.
Get well soon buddy!
Jay
PS Please ignore the typos. As a tribute, I’m typing this half in the bag!
Matt in Boston
Get well Larry. Watch out for the nurses; they are all nuts!
Brewhaha
Finally reached that 6th level of drinking! Get well, my good man.
–Brew
Mark
Larry, get better asap – we need you. You and your show are like old friends, and I look look eagerly forward to a new episode each week. More than just humor, your kindness and humanity are unique to “radio” or any type of show. Feel better, and return soon!
Chris Middlebrook
Dear Larry,
I hope this little note finds you in good spirits (the kind that make you joyful – aw hell that still doesn’t get the point across…)
Aside from your fine stories, we also miss your roadtrip contest with the Ace man.
Once again Larry, I love you man, not in a gay kind of way, but in a Viking kind of way.
Dominus Erectus Gemini, or whatever the hell that saying goes…
Chris
Jen
Feel better soon Larry!
Laura Poulsen
Hey Larry,
Just watching your fine work in 10 Things I Hate About You and missing you! Hope your recovery is going smoothly. You’re bound to win the road trip game now!! Get well soon & get back to the podcast! You are missed, man!
Adam Bois
Larry,
Feel better, be well, and get back on your feet — the tavern industry is missing a valuable revenue source and Mr. & Mrs. America are worried sick.
—Adam
Jim Boyd
Quit playing for sympathy, Larry–we know your noggin is too thick to sustain any real damage!
Seriously, feel better, we need your show….some of us more than others!
Jim
jp
hope you are doing better larry… we miss in the podcasts! =)
Carlos
hey there!!! been a fan for a lonng time! speaking as someone who’s survived an out of body experience from landing on my head during football, i hope you gets better!
Tim R
Thought I’d stop by and send some well wishes. Hope you’re feeling better and hope you can come back soon. We miss you.
From a kid from Long Island
Larry,
Your stories have been so funny, and often heart warming.
To quote you quoting Keith Richard’s, “How’s your life, alright?”
Get well soon, we look forward to more gems that make life living.
Best wishes,
Keith
Mark
Get well Larry!
Homer is Homer, and Pluto is a Planet.
Mark
P.S. Nominum Quid Geminus
Brian - in the D
Larry:
(raising a glass of Dewars) Here’s to a speedy recovery buddy! Good speed!
R
Fred
You’re due for something on Poetry Corner about this:
A ambulance patient named Larry
Took along all the drinks he could carry.
He said “Food at that place
Can’t be worse than at ACE,
But their prices for drinks make me wary!”
Get well soon!
Kitty
That, my friend, was awesome! :O Great work!
McIntosh Rose
Last week, I took our five-year-old to the bank drive-through. We were on our way to the cleaners when he declared, unprompted, “if I go to the dry cleaners and the bank on the same day, I need a nap!” I guess we’re raising him right- at least to appreciate good comedy! From your McIntosh buddies in CT, best wishes for good health and God ‘s blessings.
Anna Simon
Larry,
I really miss your new poetry corner segment and stories of when you were a baby comic. Your show really is an inspiration to me to always be the nicer person in my daily life.
Here’s to a quick recovery and this glass of water I’m raising will have to do as I’m currently gestating a brand new TWWLM fan.
The very best to you and your lovely family.
-Anna
Tony Heaney
All the best Larry, you are fantastic.
Tony Heaney
All the best Larry you are fantastic.
karen fitzgerald
this is what happens when you don’t read newspapers, or have
cable tv and get kind of lost in your own world….you don’t hear
when a friend is hurt and/or in need…
I just heard from Side Splitters tonight, about your recent accident
and fall and was deeply saddened………
I am hoping to hear more and more good news…and know that you
and your recovery and those you hold close to you my friend…are
in my prayers and good thoughts
tj yates
Hey Larry,
get well soon. We all miss you on your podcast and Adam’s.
thanks for everything.
TJ
Cameron
Get well soon, Larry. I love your stuff.
Jane Cameron
Larry – you’re so missed. You’re funny and comforting. Please take care.
Hovie Hawk
Hi Larry,
My wife, 9 year old son, and 7 year old daughter, drive each Friday 3 hours to our place on Lake Chelan and your show keeps us entertained and laughing the whole way (vital for road trips). We’ve missed you greatly but have been using your absence to catch up on all your old PodCasts. Unfortunately we’re almost through all of them! The whole Hawk family wishes you all the best and can’t wait to hear new shows when you are well.
Bill from Ottawa
Hey there Larry …
Now I’m not just a little bit concerned. You must have hit that ol’ bean with a bit of velocity! Anyway, I’m still thinking good Canadian thoughts for you. Get out’s there quick, ’cause hospitals are for sick people… but not OUR kind of sick. ya’ get me?
Cheers,
Your fan, Bill
Dave
I’m not the type of guy who goes onto websites and leaves comments. Somehow, though, you seem like the kind of guy who would genuinely appreciate it. Glad to hear you’re on the mend. Religious listener of the podcast, can’t wait to have you back. Get well soon.
Abby from the State of Jefferson
SIGH…. What am I going to do with you!!!! You’re supposed to keep your feet on the ground, not in the air!!
Hope you are getting better, and will be back to your normal self. It’s not been the same without you.
I’m going into withdrawls …… sigh and drinking tea isn’t doing it for me….
Zebber
Larry,
I looked down at my disposal razor, and I said aloud, “Today this razor will not cut my face to ribbons!” A reasonable proclamation (read sarcasm)seeing as it had in the past been very aggressive toward my face, and that I am a man. “I will beat this razor, for it is not better than me. I can create and extinguish fire, survive severe warm and cold, rap my bald head against the hardest of corners with nary a groan, this razor ain’t got nothing on me!”
And I did it Larry…not one nick.
I miss hearing your soothing serenades of manly minutiae and I truly look forward to your return. All the best.
Zeb Wilkes
CA
RALPH BRUCE
Larry ~
C’MON !!!!!!
The inmates are running the asylum – we need your leadership !
remember :
Shakespeare is Shakespeare and Pluto is a dog !
mike weber
Nu??
But you know how I mean it, Larry. At this point I’ll guess you’re bored, bored, bored. If only I could help.
Get Well, Landsman
mw
Bruce
Larry, really hope you are coming along well. Everyone here cannot wait till you return.
I’ve been listening to the old This Week shows and have to give you big ups for such a GREAT sign-off line…. its truly made me appreciate life and what I have (job, house, wife)….. I know I sound a bit sucky, but its good to think about.
Take care mate.
All raise a glass to Larry.
Amp
Larry,
Wanted to thank you for being you. I’ve enjoyed your work for years and to think we might have lost you to something so silly and a slip and fall… well, just glad you’re ok and hurry up and take your time coming back on air…
Amp
Earl Hofert
Hope you’re feeling better Larry. Take your time and we’ll be waiting (not so) patiently.
Miss Ya Buddy,
Earl
Bubby Dean
C’mon, Larry! Don’t ya think you’ve milked this “head injury” bit long enough?!? I mean, how many sponge-baths can one man get away with?!? Eileen has to be on to your game by now!
Your listeners have needs, too ya know! I mean I have bitten my nails to the quick worrying about the arrival of the next Hamper Update!!
Seriously… We love you and miss you very much! Take care of yourself! I lift this Crown on the Rocks in your honor! God Bless You, my brother!
Bubby
Newnan Georgia
David
Hope your feeling better!
adam
thank you for continuing those random gravity checks and ensuring it still works. get well soon.
Dr K
Larry,
I have listened to every podcast to date and lets face it – you’re good but I cant take the reruns! Lets pull it together buddy and get back on the air! We all miss you. Get well. Get back into your podcasting chair. And then get down to the Philadelphia area so I can see you before you before I go bald…soon I’ll be without the protective cranium cushion as well! Be well my friend,
Dr K
Big Gus
Get well soon. Here is a new short joke of the day to cheer you up 🙂
Relationships are like garage sales: At a distance it looks like it could be interesting…up close it’s just a ton shit you don’t need!
Mike Grumkoski
Dear Larry Miller-
In the process of searching the interweb for this wonderful card, I landed at Larry Miller Toyota of Peoria, AZ (“Driven by you!”). While attempting to leave a get well message for you, I ended up buying a car. I am now the proud owner of a Yaris, whatever the hell that is. Curse you and your head wound, Larry Miller. I now own a car I didn’t want and still have yet to wish you well! Now I wonder if I am the one with the head wound.
Get better, good sir. You are missed by all who know your good work. The hypothetical road trip misses you….
Mike
Nic Sisson
Hope you get well soon Larry! I love the show it helps me unwind after a tough night at work! You remind me to take a minute and enjoy all the little things and laugh at all the other stuff we really don’t have any control over anyways. So keep up the good work and I look forward to you getting back real soon
Mike
Take some needed R&R because, YOU DESERVE IT.
Get well soon, Larry.
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Lawrence,
We need you to get it together. I mean that in a loving way, you are the voice of a nation. A nation of 50ish year old, bald, character actors who like to imbibe. I do not fall into that category ( I’m 30ish, balding, not an actor, but enjoy the hell out of a cocktail).
You are a hilarious comedian, wonderful storyteller, and from all accounts a great person. We miss you and wish you a speedy… well at this point its been awhile, so I’ll just settle for “a recovery.”
If you knew me I would like to say
“Your friend,”
-Andrew
Billy Milligan
Larry,
I guess I’ve been a little behind in my listening because I just got to the first Larry Update podcast today, I guess about 6 weeks late. So in the spirit of you plugging gigs after you’ve done them, I suppose I’m sending you a heartfelt “Get Well Soon” many weeks after you actually busted your head. Selfishly I think, at least I won’t have to wait as long as everyone else for your return.
-Billy
Dave Suddarth
Larry, you’re one of the best guys I don’t know. I love hearing you on Ace’s show and hope you are doing better. Take care and get well.
Karen
in a parallel universe, Chuck Berry had a son and named him after Barry White. The son grew up and bought out Sherry’s Berries, renaming it after himself. He expanded the business, opening outlets in various cities throughout North America, but it was only the location in Barrie, Ontario, that had the distinction of being Barrie’s Barry Berry’s Berries.
P.S. normally I’m a Manhattan girl, but at a recent social gathering I had a martini in your honour. get well, friend.
steve levenson
I was listening to you wax poetic about the great Lou Costello, and wanted to tell you that not only do I agree, but my funnist all time moment is in “A & C Meet Frankenstein” when he pulls a tablecloth, commands the Monster to go back, and when the Monster obeys he turns to Bud (Chic in the movie),uncovers his face, and says “He thinks I’m Dracula”. Lou’s reaction to what he just said cracks me up everytime. I think about it. I’m laughing so hard O ban’t tyge.
get well soon, amogo.
Jeff Adams – For Real
Hi Larry!
I hope you get better soon!
I tell you, I refuse to shop at amazon.com until you get back to entertaining me for free. I’m just kidding, of course.
Seriously, I’m a big fan of yours and of your podcast. Your particular style of humor is awesome (I hope a bump on the ol’ noggin doesn’t change that). I’ve got to say that I especially like your certain old time radio quips. Although my era doesn’t extend that far back (I’m 43 not *from* ’43), I’m a big fan too of many old time comedy shows from the golden age of radio, e.g. The Great Gildersleeve (Scooby snack anyone?), The Jack Benny Show (the *new* Yosemite Sam does a mean Frank Nelson), Fibber McGee & Molly, Eddie Cantor, Burns and Allen, and The Adventures of Larry Miller…no, wait…
Maybe this will be the golden age of podcasting. Maybe not. In any event, best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Jeff Adams – For Real
Thomas Wiehe
I offer this get well joke/joke of the week.
George Lindsey, who spent nearly 30 years as Goober on “ The Andy Griffith show” has passed away, he was 83. 1928 – 2012
He wrote this joke during his stand up, vaudeville days.
“A football coach, holding a football, asks his quarterback, `Son, can you pass this?’ The player says, `Coach, I don’t even think I can swallow it.'”
Get well, hear you soon,
Thomas
Chris Higgins
Hi Larry hope you get back soon. I have been missing your podcast from day one. I was hoping that you would do two podcasts a week. I love your stories so much. Get well soon!!!!
thanks so much from Mansfield, Ohio
Chris Higgins
Ray from Ft. Lauderdale
Larry,
How many fingers do I have up?
Get well soon.
Mary Liller
I was going to send you a get well soon card but thought I should have another martini first. Have been searching the Google for a Mary Liller Podcase website for an hour.
Get well soon Mary.
Michael
Joe R
I have to say, I am really missing Larry’s shows. Get well soon Larry.
Ramon
Lovin’ the Show, Larry, you are doing a great job so I really miss you! Hang in there and get well soon!
Howard Gilman
“Dixi me aegrotare, sed ecquis auscultaret?” (“I said I was sick, but would anybody listen?”). Get well quickly, my friend.
Nick
Get well soon, Larry! You’re sorely missed.
lau
Larry, I was absentmindedly watching “Britain’s Greatest Machines”, episode “1960s Revolution by Design”, a pretty great program by the way on Nat Geo, and heard your famous theme song. Like Pavlov’s dog, my visceral reaction was swift: I know that song! Wait a minute, I KNOW that song!, and, finally, of course I know that song.
Good evening Mr. and Mrs. America. This especially rings true when you’re an American working in Abu Dhabi (closing in on year two).
Radio silence over, we hope. Hope to hear you over the podcast waves soon Larry.
Will Bravo
If you come back with hair plugs, we’re gonna reclassify this whole thing as ‘lame.’ Otherwise, bon chance and shit. Our thoughts and incantations are with you.
John
I miss you Larry. Get better! It’s not one of those bumps on the head like in the old sitcoms is it? You’re not going to come back missing your sense of humour and be all stiff and serious about everything, are you? … well until Adam whacks you on the head again to bring your funny back.
Get well , you’re one of the good guys!
Kryss Anderson
Hurry back, good sir. E’s gotta be going nuts having you around so much!
Paul Millar
As self appointed leader of the small, and ironic, temperance division of the Larry Miller Drinking Society I feel that it is my duty to wish you a speedy recovery with a subtle hint of judgement.
Larry, may you get well soon and embrace this moment to reflect on your choices.
😉
Get well soon buddy!
Pastor Paul Millar
Dave
Thanks for all the laughs and insight. We all miss you. Get well soon, Larry.
jeff corman
Get back soon! I am sure this will help your decision making when you are playing the road trip game with Adam. You are missed. Can’twait to hear how you tell this tale.
Jared Bonnici
get better Mr. Larry Diller, everyone should know you sir are no fuddy duddy!
Woodson Dudley
Hey there Mr. Miller, Take your time, heal,relax, refresh, replenish, we will be here when your ready.
Bald2NFlorida
Miss you Larry. I can’t wait to hear all of the stories you’ve collected since the fall. I hope you got a beautiful group of nurses that look like Kim and Scarlet taking care of your every need. I miss the hypothetical road trip! I just know you’re gonna win it one of these days! Your logic is flawless!
MJustin24
Get well and hurry back soon Larry! You are missed and I need me some hypothetical road trip game.
Cheap Beer
let me know if this is bad timing…your sister’s rule of wearing sweatpants applies only to you around your children, right? You and I can continue, well nevermind.
Andrew LaGree
Wishing you a speedy recovery !
Michael Amadeo
When you were in the ICU did you need the Larry Miller Drinking Society Card to enter? Miss you Larry get well soon.
karl
Feel better, Larry! The gin industry is hurting with out you well.
Dave Friederich
Larry, when you peeled yourself off the concrete, could you hear God saying, “Darn — there goes my two-fecta!”?
Get well soon, Larry — we miss you!
Dave
Larry, I can’t believe you’re still out! You must have hit your noodle but good. Please get well soon!
Bruce Johnson
Was looking forward to seeing you in Memphis last week, was asked if I wanted refund I said no thank you, I know Larry will be up and about soon enough and I’ll ise tix then. You’re without a doubt the best comic in our generation and I hope with all my soul that I’ll one day get a chane to see you live. Get well soon and keep up the good work to stop everyone from the killer that calls itself a sport.
Ron Thompson
Larry as our fearless leader a quick recovery is needed. The troops are running a muck without leadership. Guys drinking alone, drinking girly drinks we need you man! Wrap that noodle of yours in old beer labels and get back on the bottle, or is it horse? Which ever, we miss your smooth tunes coming through the speakers. Get well Pal and as always If you woke up this morning had a job and a place to come home to and one’s who love you then well DAMMIT man you have won! your loyal listener and card member, Ron a.k.a Partime
Blurrymark
Mr. Larry Miller,
I hope you are well on your way to full recovery. Get well soon, That’s important to me!
I miss hearing you weekly and just wanted to say so.
Thank You for the priceless laughs over the years.
Cheers
Daniel Maigler
You know who Larry miller really can’t stand… Neither do I. Larry you are the bizarro Adam Carolla and yet I love you both. Get well soon and now may be a good time to try out some of the more exotic safety razor blades, what with all the bandages so near at hand. Looking forward to the next update.
Mark
Larry, you must get better. I feel sorry for some reason every time the Colonel has to catch us up on your recovery. Get better and get back on the air, the classic shows are a gift for sure, but we want to hear you and your laugh again. 🙂
All the best!
Mark
also a Jinky’s fan, as well as the Infield (hot dog stand)
John
Larry,
Get well soon! The world needs you in it. In addition to being the uncle we all want, love, and need, also you remind me of Jane Lynch…a lesbian trapped in a mans body that makes everything that they are in great.
Cheers to the LMDS!
John Petrini
Come on Larry get better already! We miss you buddy, get well soon. I’m sure your gonna have some great stories. Hope your family is doing well.
Cheers
DNMIA
I’ve been in the hospital, there is not that many pretty nurses to see. There are some, but not enough to stay for so long.
Get back to work already, we need you. Been a fan for too long to try and go it alone.
Get well, soon !
Card carrying member (LMDS)
Steve Frederick
How dumb am I?
I have been listening to the podcast from the beginning and just got the opening joke, “From Level 5 City…”.
Get well soon and hope that you know that you are missed and we are pulling for you. We know that you are as anxious to get back as we are to have you back.
Am hoping you have another great obvious joke that will take me over a year to get.
Ryan Goldman
Larry,
Hope your recovery is near complete. Your podcast is missed as are your appearances on the Carolla podcast. I need some Hypothetical Road Trip! If you hurry back, Adam might actually let you get one RIGHT! Hope to see you in Fayetteville, Arkansas again soon.
garbis
you owe me 7 new twwlm
Andrew
larry, why are there two of you?
can’t wait to have you back old man. knit fast.
Alan Mitnick
God Bless, and a speedy, full recovery! -Alan
NJPete
We await your return, fearless leader. Get well.
I used “You call that a double?” (English-language version) the other night at dinner with friends – big laughs even though none of them got the reference.
Cliff Lewis
Larry, I am enjoying a double scotch on the rocks in your honor sir. Then another and anothranotherd……..well anyway you get the idea. We miss your rye oops I meant wry humor. GET WELL SOON !!!
GoodEgg
Larry, a couple of times a week something funny or annoying will happen and I think “man, Larry would find this amusing, the nutty little things in life”. Then I realize you are still on the injured list and it makes me sad.
Get Well Pal.
Dennis Coughlin
Checking in again Larry to wish you well and best wishes that you feel better. Greatly enjoyed a 2nd listen of The 5 Levels of Drinking podcast today at work.
Take care.
Jim Carter
Hurry and get well we in Alabama miss you greatly.
Fox
A baby comic walks into a bar. That’s it.
Here’s to a speedy recovery. We miss you.
Jody Collins
Just now finding out about your fall, was behind on my podcast listening. Best to you and your family. Hope you get to feeling better. To maybe lift your spirits, in a perfect moment of serendipity… I was catching up, listening to Col. Jeff give an update, when I received the following text from my mom: “Just went to the doctor’s office with your dad, and the office had a ‘leg lamp’! LOL!”
Nominum quid geminus!
Jody in Knoxville, TN
Agnus Magnus
I heard your theme music on a Boston radio station and perked up thinking, “OH MY GOD! IT WAS ALL A RUSE! THEY’VE GONE CORPORATE!” Then realized your theme music served as the bed for advertising the Local 103 Electrician’s Union. Like waking from a great dream to realize I was back in a humorless existence, I turned off the radio to curse myself for the hundredth time not making it out to Springfield when I had the chance. No babysitter? No problem! The toddler will look after the newborn! Larry Miller is in Central Massachusetts!
Stupid kids. Stupid electricians. Stupid me. Get better, Larry.
Sincerely yours,
Agnus
Steve S.
Hey there pal!
I am missing the weekly Podcasts; however, I would rather have you healthy and wait. You are an inspiration to all that listen to you. I listen to your Podcasts while I work out and I am happy to let you know that you have gotten me through some tough miles of running and I am now just over 10 lbs lighter…. which doesn’t sound like much but it’s hard running and laughing at the same time! It’s more like running then walking as I catch my breath from laughing. I also often have to stop to tell the person next to me what is so funny because of the crazy look they are giving me while I’m laughing about what seems to be nothing to them.
Get well, Larry. And remember, when you got hurt, you had a job to go to, a home you eventually went back to, you have someone to go home to every night, and you have a fan base that cares a lot about you. The game is over and you’ve won my friend.
Take care and I hope to hear your voice soon.
Steve S in Saint Louis, MO
P.S. Homer is Homer and Pluto will always be planet to me.
Philip Livecchi
Larry,
It truly sucks when bad things happen to good people. Get well soon.
Phil in South Jersey
Bob Kenyon
Hi Larry!
I’m glad to hear you’re recovering nicely from your head injury. We all miss hearing your great stories and life lessons each week, but we also want to make sure you are back to 100% before you pick up those headphones and mic again. Looking forward to hearing your triumphant return to the airwaves! By the way (drink), if you’re interested in starting a chapter of the LMAS (Larry Miller Aspirin Society) here in Houston, I’d be honored to serve as chapter president.
Get Well Soon!
Bob K.
Proud Card-Carrying Member of the LMDS
Houston, TX
Drew Jacobs
Miss you on my commute to work but glad you are reesting and healing well. Thank you to the Doc and Col for the updates. Raise a toast to Larry each week as I travel for work. Thanks also for the LMDS, last week…19th free drink as I talked about the Society, the podcast, and explaining nominum quid geminus!?
Take Good Care,
D
John Holod
Larry,
You’ve made me laugh for years, get better soon so you can keep us all laughing for years and years to come.
Richard Smith
So now you have been knocked on the head. Do you need another to retrieve your memory to find the podcast? Love your show Larry and crew. Hope you’ll be able to walk out of bed in the morning soon. till then Richard from Eagle Creek Or.
Melva Bennett
Dear Larry,
Well, Mayor Bloomberg’s at it again. He plans on banning Big Gulps. I’m waiting until he bans caffeine. Then I’ll invest in International Torch & Pitchfork. They’re the ones with the ecologically-friendly LED torches. And the blunt-tipped forks. Which aren’t much good for pitching hay, but do leave an impression elsewhere.
Take care of yourself and heal up fast. We miss you.
Sincerely,
Melva Bennett
El Lago, TX
Patrick
Get well Larry Miller…you’re missed.
Bob
Larry,
I remember you telling the story of introducing your parents to Leslie Nielsen. Take a listen to “The Nerdist” podcast titled “Airplane!” dated May 4, 2012. Beginning at minute 20 Robert Hayes talks about Leslie Nielsen’s hand held fart noise machine. It’s almost as funny as your story.
Bob
Frenchroast
Larry, I’m starting to get worried about you! You are not one to take much time off from comedy. I wish you a full recovery.
Nate
Chairman Miller,
Enjoying a cocktail just isn’t the same with out getting a dose of your humor on a weekly basis. Your return in good health is much anticipated.
Garrett
hey larry just found your amazing podcast yesterday, and only just now heard about your fall. Been a big fan for a number of years,and just want to say i hope all is well, and glad to hear your on the mend, now give me some new episodes,ive already listened to everything on here in 2 days,haha get better good sir, pluto needs you
Tom T from Tacoma (actually, from Long Island, but there is no alliteration in that!)
Larry – each week, full of hope, I plug my Ipod into my computer and hope that a fresh new This Week with Larry Miller episode will appear. I so enjoy your podcasts and not having them makes me feel as if I have lost a loved one. The fact is you are loved and you bring joy to the world around you! We are all awaiting your return and hope for a full recovery and, of course, as many stories as you can tell us from your experiences. Chasing nurses around the hospital, joking with the Doctors – “Doc, will I be able to play the violin?…Well sure Mr. Miller…Great because I never played it before!” rimshot!!!
I miss you Pal! Can’t wait until you are well!!!
Megan
Larry, hurry up and get well! You are missed on Carolla’s Hypothetical Roadtrip game. My all time favorite one is from 2010 when you are asked if you would rather ride with a woman who collects cat figurines or with an angry Armenian store owner…. OMG you are hilarious. If anyone loves this bit as much as I do please find Carolla’s podcast from 10-26-2010 starting at minute 55, its Larry at his best. Ok pal sending you get well thoughts and wishes. 🙂
Daniel Myron Handelman
Larry, You better make the story of your hospitalization a 5 episode serial, much like the old time Flash Gordon shows. In fact, you should BE Flash Gordon!
Get well soon!
jacques
Convalescas ex aegroto mox! And Gute Besserung!
xoxo,
Jacques
Ken
Get Well Larry! Cheers
Adam
Speedy recovery, Larry. Best wishes.
Matt Kruse
To the man who reinforces the touch of class that many of us yearn for; and sometimes don’t know where to find it…..your show is a beautiful little slice of a genteel time. Take care and get well.
guariset
Hey pal
Missing your sincere humor,outrageous and also interesting and at times very educating stories thank you very much for all the laughs but could you please do us all a solid and get well very very soon…you are terribly missed come on…..come on…pal best wishes.
Your’e pal Guariset.
Sam G
Please recover soon, Larry. I know your absence from the airwaves has had an enormous effect on my family, because just this morning, when driving my sister to school, she said, “What happened to that radio show that had the one guy, who messed up a lot, and talked about those boring old movies?” I said, “You mean Larry Miller?” She said, “I don’t remember, but it was great, because I could always fall asleep to it.” So Larry, your show is for more than great stories, old Hollywood stories, and sagely advice; it also puts small children to sleep! Can’t wait for these doctors to sign off completely on your recovery… and if they don’t, just keep pressing that ‘Call’ button! -Sam G
Cory Baltimore
I was sad to hear about Larry’s accident. However, I was comforted by the thought that there is always a chance that the severe blow to the head may have caused Larry to develop the super power of always being able to pick the correct hypothetical roadtrip partner.
Jon Dawson
Can we get an update on Larry?
Aaron
Mrs. Miller? Can Larry come out to play?
H R Jordan
Larry:
Okay, mister, enough is enough. Lots of people wondering when you’re going to strap it on and get back in the saddle. Funny at first, this whole “Oh, Larry just rattled the few brain cells he has left – back next week!” Your countless listeners are waiting for the new season.
“And by…!”
Richie in Missouri
Get well soon Larry! Know for sure that you are missed – You’ve lifted my spirits plenty of times and, like so many people, I look forward to your podcasts. Wishing you a speedy recovery,
Richie
Bob M.
Larry we’re all waiting with baited breath for your triumphant return. I would, however, like to dispel the the rumor that your injury was a fall and strike to the head. From various inside sources I’ve been able to learn that a much more serious, sinister accident occurred. Not to get into details, but let me just say “Safety Razor malfunction”.
Anyway, as in that great classic comedy “The Bank Dick”, I extend to you a hearty hand grasp and wish you all the best. This time I mean it.
Tim
I’m getting tired of having to watch my girls’ copies of Princess Diaries 1 AND 2 to get my Larry fix. (Although, it also allows me to get my Julie Andrews fix, who as you know, was our version of Wonder Woman before Lynda Carter took over.) Anyway Larry, tell your wife you are going out to spill some coffee, then slip over to Ace and record a show! She’ll be none the wiser.
Get well sooner than soon.
Greg Hodgkins
Hope you are recovering well, Larry. Like Boris and Natasha, we cannot do much without our Fearless Leader. Colonel Jeff and Dr. Chris have been doing a fine job keeping us updated and we’ve enjoyed hearing some of the best old episodes. But, what we need most of all is a double shot of Larry and possibly a couple more to make the evening mellow. Take care, get well and watch out for moose and squirrel.
Evan Lisé
You’re a really inspiring fellow, and a great podcaster to boot! No one deserves a speedy recovery more than you buddy. Can’t wait for your first show back.
Always (Or at least for a little while longer),
Evan
The Sean
So what yo’re saying is we get zero? What can we do with zero?
Come back when you can, we’ll keep our ears warm with redux(es?)…
Gail from Bayside
Like so many of your loyal fans I imagine, checking every week hoping for your return…it’s been too long. Be well, Larry, you are missed.
Mike Binder
Larry,
I have taken to breaking out my Larry Miller Drinking Society Card and having a drink to your speedy recovery each day after I finish work. Two things:
1) I will need a new card soon as I am wearing this one out.
2) You need to get back soon or I will have to actually admit I may have a problem. Until then, it’s simply a tribute!
Get well soon sir, the world loves to laugh along with you!
All the best!
Mike
Matt Butler
Hey Larry, I watched “God Bless America” a couple nights ago. I’m not sure that seeing you get shot in the chest (spoiler alert) was the best form of get well homage but hey, I thought your acting was great and I enjoyed the film.
Miss the podcast, hope your recovery continues to go well.
Michael Waggoner
Larry,Larry
Quite unhairy
Took a spill
It was scary
(I stole that rhyme
It belongs to Mary)
Larry: “Hey Doc, after I recover will I be able to think clearly enough to play a decent round of Driving To Florida with Adam Carolla?”
Doc: “Yes Larry, it shouldn’t be a problem.”
Larry: “That’s Amazing!”
Doc: “Why is that amazing?”
Larry: “Because I couldn’t do it before the accident…COME ON!!!”
Get well soon Larry. We miss you.
Lou Henley
Larry,
I hope your recovery is going well. Watching you in the Palestinian Chicken episode of Curb right now. Comedy gold as always. Get well soon.
Michael Waggoner
P.S. Did anyone else besides me notice the Ralph’s in the cartoon?
DMa@
So just it up Larry is dead right? Not one HEY! I’ll miss the old guy. the fumbling , humbling , good humored ,fun guy that like women. The line about and then you meet women will aways live with me. Thank you larry for the laughs and rest in peace. M
Stacey E
“rest in peace”? Holy cow, the man is quite alive. Try to get some high-grippage shoes Larry, we miss you.
very concerned.
Larry, Laaaaaaaaaarry, Larry. Larry, Larry, Larry, c’mon folks let’s get a chant going. Larry, Larry, Larry!!!
Love ya pal. Best wishes to your speedy (really?) hasn’t it been a few months? Wait, now I’m getting more concerned. Larry. Larry? How are you doin’? Getting better? A little more nimble on your toes? Sharpening that clever wit of yours? Oh I hope so. Come back soon.
Larry we love you.
Kindest thoughts coming straight towards whatever ailes you.
Concerned,
Keith
Jason Homer
You’ve been entertaining me, my friends and the world for many, many years. Thank you. Please get well soon. We miss you.
– Homer
Dave Valentine
Get well soon Larry. You’re a class act with a classy act. Looking forward to more comedy.
Patrick
I love your show.I don’t get to hear it or Adams as often is i would like.
Get healthy and get it on because that’s important to me.
PS card caring member ”Nominum Quid Geminus?”
Ben West
Just found out today is National Martini Day! That gives me a reason to have a Martini…Who am I kidding, I don’t need a reason!
This one’s for you, Larry!
Can’t wait to hear you back in the saddle at ACE Broadcasting!
Nominum quid geminus?
Your Reno fan who came to Springfield to share a McIntosh apple!
state your name
Who is this “Larry” that everybody is referring to? I don’t remember any “Larry” around here. At any rate, after his fall, maybe this Larry guy had to get in a line in some public building someplace in order to re-apply for a podcasting license. He probably got to the front of the line, and was then told that he was in the wrong line. Then he got to the front of the correct line, and was told that he had brought the wrong forms. Or… maybe he’s just been out hamper shopping all this time. There are a lot of possibilities. At any rate, I don’t remember this “Larry” person…
John
I came upon your podcast late, so I have had the joy of going back and listening to all the older ones during your convalescence.
Almost every podcast evokes a memory and several good quotes. I love the one you said about not knowing much about women as a young man, “I was aware of the biology, but didn’t get the geometry” – or something to that effect. Brilliant! I now go through my week chuckling to myself and in a good mood. Thank you and God bless. Here’s to a speedy recovery! -clink-
Robb in Pittsburgh
Larry,
Hope your noggin is healing well,
while you’re perfecting the five-fecta.
I’ll show my solidarity,
with a glass of tonic & necta!
To hear you crack-wise and regail
us with tails from long ago.
The podcast crowd will surely wait
as long as you need, dontcha know.
But we won’t sit here long of face
while you’re trying to get your rest.
A martini glass well-filled we’ll raise
TO Larry,… Well he’s alright I guess.
Get well, Pal.
We miss ya.
Matt Hedman
Larry, we all miss you and wish you the speediest of recoveries from your unfortunate pratfall. On the bright side, I’m sure it will make for one of hell of a story that you can share with all of us once you return to the airwaves.
Stay thirsty, my friend.
Matt
Spokane, WA
Howard Gilman
Speaking of true occurrences: Garrison Keillor on a book tour, visited my town Maplewood’s “Words” bookstore for a humorous talk, reading and book signing. In the Q&A, one cranky guy (not me) asked what Keillor thought of the late Jean Shepard (Keillor hadn’t heard him but respected his talent for being fired). What I thought about, was that Keillor’s responses had touched on the crucial role of audience reaction in his live shows and I thought of the contrast to Shepard’s monologue style which was well-suited to being alone with a microphone. In live performance recordings it seemed to me like the audience reaction just slowed him down. When Keillor left, he seemed a bit melancholy and I would have liked to have had something to say to cheer him up. Something like: “Jean Shepard was not-quite-Lenny Bruce but Mr. Keillor, I think you’re up there with Will Rogers — or maybe James Thurber.” Of course these notions only occurred to me later on but I was irrationally troubled by having nothing amusing to say to show my appreciation (and a bit of a competitive urge to try to make him laugh). Compared to what sounded like the good time shared by a large live audience of the Prairie Home Companion, listening to Jean Shepard when I was young was a very different experience (on headphones, especially, since no one in my household could “get it”) — more like a one-way phone call from the witty-though-manic high school friend. I continued to obsess about missing the chance to amuse Mr. Keillor. On a subsequent day I spoke of this to a co-worker. I commented that if we had had to pay Keillor for his visit, it would probably have been thousands — and he said for a commencement address, it would have been 50 thousand. He added that while Keillor acts all “warm and fuzzy” for the public, behind the scenes he was “a real tough cookie.” Almost at once I began to feel relieved and completely off the hook.
Best Wishes for a Speedy Recovery!
Arthur Chavez
Larry,Larry,Larry. Please do me a solid and get back on the horse.I made the mistake of sharing the podcast with my wife on one of our extended car trips(to Florida?) She is now a devotee and a better drinker.She is getting caught up via itunes.The clock is ticking.Get well and be well.Art and Jessi in Waukesha,Wi.(Near King of Prussia)
Bill Wernet
Heard from Adam Carolla you are doing well.
That is important to me.
Eager to see/hear you soon.
Bill
Justin Dillon
I really miss your podcast, the wit and the warmth of it all. So does my 2-1/2-year-old son, who would listen to it with me on the way home from school. (He *really* loves the opening march.) When I told him what happened to you, he got sad and said he wanted you to feel better. That night, when I was putting him to bed, I asked him (as I do every night) if he wanted to say a special prayer for anyone. And he said, I kid you not, “Larry Miller.” Since then, he’s done it at least half a dozen times without being prompted by me. We both miss you and hope you are back on your feet, and back at the mic, as soon as possible. All our best to you and your family during this difficult time.
Lew
Great to hear you are doing better Larry. I’m sure Col. Jeff and Dr. Chris weren’t looking forward to leaving your body on a hotel bed in some random city! Can’t wait to hear you back on the podcast.
andrew haigh
Larry,
So glad to hear on Adam’s show that you are recovering well. I was just listening the other day to a couple of podcasts when you filled in for Dennis Miller in 2008 (you were talking about Little League parents, Jerry Seinfeld was a mystery call-in guest). I have kept these shows on my iPod ever since because they always pick me up if I’m down and make me laugh and think positively when I’ve got a big day/task coming up.
Best wishes and take your time getting better.
thanks,
Andrew
Doug Fallis
Get well soon!
Homer Pluto
Dear Larry,
Yesterday on the podcast, Aceman mentioned in one of his glorious complaintathons that he’d paid you a visit, and that you’d said something about how lucky you felt. Well, as a tribute to you, and to that very fine and noble sentiment, I give you the late Bernard Knox, a classicist among classicists, who fought in the Spanish Civil War, and who had this to say about an unusual passage in our man Homer’s Iliad. The passage is unusual, by the way, b/c Homer so seldom engages in descriptions of beauty, natural or otherwise.
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“The most marvelous lines in the Iliad owe their unearthly, poignant beauty to the presence of violence, held momentarily in reserve but brooding over the landscape. They are the lines that end Book 8 and described the Trojans camped on the plain, awaiting the next dawn, which will launch them on their attack on the Greek fortification.
‘And so their spirits soared
as they took positions down the passageways fo battle
all night long, and the watchfires blazed among them.
Hundreds strong, as stars in the night sky glittering
round the moon’s brilliance blaze in all their glory
when the air falls to a sudden, windless calm . . .
all the lookout peaks stand out and the jutting cliffs
and the steep ravines and down from the high heavens bursts
the boundless bright air and all the stars shine clear
and the shepherd’s heart exults—so many fires burned
between the ships and the Xanthus’ whirling rapids
set by the men of Troy bright against their walls.’
These are surely the clearest hills, the most brilliant stars and the brightest fires in all poetry, and everyone who has waited to go into battle knows how true the lines are, how clear and memorable and lovely is every detail of the landscape the soldier fears he may be seeing for the last time.”
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The passage’s relevance to your own case, as you’ll doubtless understand, goes well beyond the fact that on the night in question you too saw stars. Speaking of stars, there’s a good chance that among those stars that Homer depicts and that you saw was Pluto, which is, as we all know, not a star but planet, and a damn fine I’d like to point out. And who better to know that than a friend who, wishing you a full and speedy recovery, remains
Homer Pluto
Katie
Heard from Adam Carolla that you are doing really well! So glad to hear it! Glad to hear your spirits are high and that you’re thankful things are going so well. We, the fans, are thankful too! Keep up the recovery work and we look forward to hearing from you soon!
Greg Boschert
Larry, I trust when you received your painkilling drugs, you asked the physician, “Nomiem quid geminus?”
This past weekend, I found myself locked in an eight hour car journey with my two sons, aged 18 and 16. To pass the time, I plugged my iPod into the car’s audio system, and cautiously played one of your podcasts. I steeled myself for howls of pain from my sons (who have established without a doubt that my taste in music is nausea inducing). But to my shock and delight, the boys loved your sense of humor and stories. What followed was several hours of shared laughs and turned a long, boring drive into a funny bonding experience with my sons.
Most of my fondest memories of growing up were the laughs I shared with my family, and I hope my sons will remember this as one of those times. Many thanks for giving us some laughs, and thanks for all your very human stories about the delights and absurdities of life.
Take your time, get healthy, and as my Scottish wife’s family crest says, “Numquam reddere scruta,” or, “Never pay retail.”
Sincerely,
Greg Boschert
Edward
How wonderful to hear your message today!
Keep getting better everyday. If there is such a thing as benefitting from the positive energy people are sending you, you will be back at 101% in no time. All the very best.
Henry Sanchez
Larry, I’ve been a fan for a while and when I finally got to see your stand up (Tampa FL – 2008) I was thrilled, but even more thrilled when I heard of your Podcast. Hope you get well soon so you can come back to pod-casting so we can all have a Podcast to listen to on the way home to the person who cares about us 🙂
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Lynch
Listening to your podcast is the best part of my week! Get better soon!
Shaun Fagan
Larry, my best wishes for your continued reovery. Keep pulling that ripcord, pal! Not only do I keep pulling that ripcord, I’m pulling for you. I look forward to your return to the microphone soon. Hang in there!
mike weber
Wow, Larry, I just heard your voice. You’re not kidding around. Get well, Little Three brother.
lmcast
There is such a thing and he is definitely benefiting from it! Thanks a million for all of your support, positive comments and paitence, everyone! Nominum quid geminus? — Col. Jeff
Karl Dempwolf
Dear Larry, we are your next door neighbors Diane and Karl. We wish you the very best and a speedy, complete recovery. We miss seeing you on Trash Day when we put our barrels out together! We love ya, D.& K
Hugh
Larry, it was great hearing your chirpy voice this week! 🙂
Very happy to hear your recovery is going well.
I am enjoying the rebroadcasts of the show, I think they are even better the second time around.
Nominum Quid Geminus.
Best,
Hugh
Kory
Larry, I was saddened to hear that you were injured, as someone as nice and as genuine as you doesn’t deserve any pain or suffering. I am glad you are on the mend, and I can’t wait to hear you again soon. I hope when you get back on your feet again, your live show comes somewhere in Michigan or at least near Michigan. I’m not even a big drinker but I’d love to have a drink with you after a show. Take care, pal!
Mike
Hey Larry,
Just heard your message on the podcast. You sound great and it was wonderful to hear you’re on the mend.
I’ve been a long time fan of your comedy and acting work, and am looking forward to having you back on my ipod asap.
Take care buddy,
Mike
Jay
LARRY! It was sooooo great to hear your voice this week – and that you’re doing so well. Heard Adam also talk about his visit with you. Your accident is a very real reminder that all we take for granted – we should not.
I will toast to your ongoing and speedy recovery – and look forward to hearing your return (or even better seeing you live in Boston).
Feel better,
Jay
Rusty Weise
Larry, we’d all love to have you back really soon, and in tip-top form to boot. I didn’t have to add “to boot”, but I thought you might enjoy the old expression. I don’t get it, though. What’s that mean, “to boot”? I don’t think a boot and a cherry on top are quite the same thing, but apparently they are. If you can help me out on this, I’d appreciate it. Not a lot, but I’d appreciate it a little, anyway. You know…is it possible that your continued symptoms are a lot like you were, before the catastrophic event? Some may think that you were always a little off, kind of dizzy. And I bet you had plenty of headaches before, following a few beefy martinis the previous night, am I right? Okay, I shouldn’t make light of your condition, I’m sure YOU wouldn’t have fun at someone else’s expens…. Wait a minute. That’s exactly what you’d do, isn’t it? Well, then I have no choice but to say it; Come back soon, Larry. You were never sure you were quite in your right mind as it was.
Al Berman
Get well you great comedian.
James Fitz
Best…Story…Teller…end of discussion
Here’s hoping you’re up soon and peering into God’s Flashlight
Get well Mr. Miller, you are missed
Paula
I hadn’t realized how much Larry had infiltrated my little world until I heard “Souza” on the Capital 4th on PBS yesterday and my ears immediately perked up. Thank you, Larry, for not only being funny but also giving me appreciation for Souza.
Mitch
Really come on ,come on!!!!!!!
Mitch
Oh bye the way your missed.
DTV
Sitting at a restaurant inn the King of Prussia mall, with my mother who grew up in Valley Stream, And my Jets season ticket holder brother. Hope you get well soon, Larry
Mark Chambers
Glad to hear you’re doing well. Looking forward to hearing your voice in a new episode. Take care of yourself.
Diane M. Martin
Dear Larry,
It was fantastic to hear from you! I am thrilled that you are doing well. The most important thing is that you recover fully. On the bright side I have the old episodes to tide me over until you can record new episodes.
I have been ending my own little podcast with your ending as a kind of tribute. I hope you do not mind. I encourage the few listeners I have to go check your podcast out! I hope that they take the time to subscribe and catch up on the old episodes!
Thank you for everything!
Nominum Quid Geminus!
hugs,
-Diane.
Matt Davis
Mr. Larry – You don’t know me, but …. etc… Wishing you all the best, get well soon sir! Rehab sucks, but work thru it! You are loved.
Matt Davis
mike weber
Just now I had a craving for a Hamper Update. What prompted this was a story about how women can relax when their bras hit the floor at the end of the day. It’s true.
As you can see, we really need you back, Larry.
NQG, landesman
Paul Schloemer
I do wish you well Larry, but I must say, I listen to your podcast on Stitcher when I go running, and if I’ve heard the joke before, it makes it easier to control my breathing. When you come back it is going to ruin my pace!
God bless you!
David Lee
Larry,
You must come back soon. My attempt at Mimesis with the indigenous fauna is not going well.
lmcast
We don’t know what that means, but we sincerely hope your situation improves! — Col. Jeff
Gary
Get well soon Larry!
armyman
get well soon larry! we miss you!
Ray Cornwall
Still miss you, Larry. Life’s not as much fun without your podcast. I mean, it’s still fun, but you push it over the top. Get well soon!
Adam Dawson
Hey buddy! Take as much time as you need! A head injury is no joke, and I’d rather wait awhile longer for Larry at 100% than have you rush back too soon.
In the meantime, I will have one of your chilled glass, Beefeater martini’s and listen to the latest repeat.
Take care,
Adam
Ian Millar
Larry, I think it is too late to wish you a speedy recovery, but all of your fans and loved ones are eager for you to be well and happy again.
From a beloved fan.
Chris C.
LARRY!!!!! Get well/better/back up on your feet soon. I missed you when you came to Tampa, so you need to get better and come back.
speedygonzalez
all the best to a man who has brought us all so much joy.
Get well soon, and the next round is on me…
thx
Hugh
Hi Larry
I’ve been reminded of many of your great stories over the past week.
Ralphs, Ralphs, Ralphs… always goes through my mind when I pass a Ralphs.
And “Just keep pulling that ripcord” has become my mantra.
Best wishes with the continued recovery.
Hugh
Russell T. Nail
Miss you Larry! Get well soon!
Tom Lee
Hey Fella,
Miss hearing new episodes but listen to the re-broadcasts even though I’ve heard them because they still bring a smile to my face. Besides, who knows what nefarious evil the Colonel and Dr have been plotting without you as a pure and shining example of what is good and right in the world (This is Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog isn’t it?).
Anyway the LMDS Army is awaiting our general’s command!
Tom L.
HIHAPIAP (Homer is Homer, and Pluto is a planet! BTW.. Trying to come up with a handshake that won’t get me arrested)
Michele P
Miss your podcasts Larry! Get well soon!
Lloyd Woodall
Larry,
I hope all is going well with your recovery. How many Star Trek marathons can one man endure? If you were married to my wife, you’d have the answer to that question.
I’ve also been entertaining myself until your return by listening to all the podcasts in reverse order, throwing in a rebroadcast here and there for spice.
The Maker’s Mark awaits your command to pour, good sir.
Life is better with you (and your excellent crew) in it.
Come back soon.
Keith UpstateNY
Larry,
I miss hearing your stories and terrific outlook on life. The redux will have to do, for now.
Here’s to your continued recovery.
Cheers
Keith
andrew
Larry,
I hope things are going alright and your getting back in the game soon. Keep getting better so we don’t have to listen to your producer every week tell us things are going well
Cheers,
Andrew
Kent
My son told me a joke and I’ll share it with you because laughter is the best medicine.
—————————————
Why do girls wear makeup and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they stink.
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Kids… they cut right to the heart of the matter don’t they?
Mary Fran
You’re loved, Larry. Get well soon!
Steverino Teomson
Hi Larry,
Keep fighting the good fight.
Steverino
David Cregg
Larry, I bet you’ve been making quite a ‘fecta’ with all those little soaps you took from the hospital. Am I right? We love you, Larry. I speak for everyone when I say that we miss you. Don’t worry about us, your fans, we’ll wait until you’re well enough to come back to the airwaves (netwaves?). –Dave Cregg.
Mark M
Take care of your self enjoy you’r family. Don’t rush it We all look forward to laughing with you when you are 100%.
bottoms Up.
Mark
Jeff Wehenkel
Please come back to us Larry, it’s like a drunken barge without a captain…..
Howie Alford
Hey Larry,
These two guys walk into a bar and…ahh, crap! I forgot the punchline! See? We’re no good out here without you! 😉 Hope you’re feeling better. Hope you’re feeling fine. My prayers are for you to feel better and better–back to your old chipper self. We love you, kid, so don’t rush it. Take care and we hope to see/hear you real soon.
O_Sulley
Bloody Mary’s on a Saturday morning listening to some early episodes on the ole’ i-pod while doing dishes and laundry. Holding in the laughter so I don’t wake my wife. I guess it is a good thing that I missed the first 3 months of your podcast. now I’m getting all caught up. 🙂 Get well friend Cheers
O’Sulley
Melissa
Get well soon, Larry! It’s nice to hear someone else who gets “particular” about sorting the laundry and making a proper cocktail.
Larry Sho
Get well soon Larry… Miss the weekly funnies! We need to be reminded that Pluto IS a planet!
Bill McCarty
Good to hear your voice again, Larry. I look forward to seeing you on the road soon!
All the best,
BMc
Jerry
Hope all is getting better for you Larry.
Grant Chanin
Larry..your an inspiration to us all. Get well soon pal… We miss you.
Jonah Olivo
My pal… boy oh boy… how hard does a guy have to hit his coconut to be out this long? You say you’re doing well.. and you sound well… but geee wizz, people are talking. Keep up the recovery.
Love,
Your fan and “Classic Cocktail” drinker
Jonah Olivo of Long Beach, Ca.
Seth
Hope the recovery is going well Larry. Get well soon.
Chili B
I hope you are feeling good enough to do a brand new podcast soon.
take care.
Paul
today is august 10th and I was channel surfing and came across an episode of “My wife and kids ” and there was Larry Miller in a bowling alley in the show and it made me smile just seeing him. Get well Larry see…uhhh hear you soon
Chris
Get well Larry miss you
Veronica
Larry, our fearless leader is needed! Hope you’re back to 100% soon.
Darren
Larry,
Happy Sunday. Thinking about you and missing your presence in the podcast realm … Your show is my favorite, and the rebroadcasts are certainly nice. Looking forward to your return to mic.
-D
Howard
Miss you buddy! Looking forward to you getting things together again.
Andy
Really miss you Larry. Can’t wait to hear you’re well and able to do the show again. But, here’s the thing. Take all the time you need to get over this head injury. No fooling. Please keep us updated from time to time with your progress. Best wishes.
Toby
Larry,
You are missed and I hope you have a speedy (and total) recovery.
T
Chris Eichinger
Larry,
I am sorry to hear of your injuries but gladdened to hear that you are on the mend. I hope to hear future episodes of the podcast but I realize that the most important thing is to have you safe and well.
They say that the bvest things in life are worth waiting for and, they are correct. I’ll be waiting and looking forward to your return. Take good care, pal. Chris
Sabrina
Last fall I was training for a 50k trail race. I hurt my back and couldn’t run for a few weeks – but I could walk. So I downloaded a metric ton of Larry Miller podcasts, and walked for 12 miles in a local state park. Those four hours went by easily & enjoyably with Larry in my ear.
I was just at that park again on Sunday, running this time, but with no chatter in my ears, pure peaceful silence in nature. But in so many places I thought of Larry, remembering jokes and stories prompted by the spot on the trail I had first heard it. I was struck by how much I miss his sense of humor and his silliness and his thoughtfulness and plain old GOODNESS.
Come back soon, Larry. You’re very much missed.
Jeff
This is getting ridiculous. You could’ve grown a new head by now. Sorry, I’m being selfish. I hope you get well soon.
Charley Miller
Larry,
My name is Charley Miller (no relation) – (at least I think there is no relation)
I’ve been a fan of yours since I first saw you on a Comedy Central clip show years ago.
I was saddened to hear about your fall and I’m glad that you’re doing better.
Love your Podcast and PLEASE bring “Cocktails with Larry Miller” to the San Diego area!
Homer is Homer
and Pluto is a planet!
Sincerely
Charley Miller
Jim Harris
Yes, I have a place to go to each day, and someone to come home to each night who loves me, but it’s hard to feel I’ve already won, game over, without your voice in my life.
Wishing you, the man with the best, and truest, sign-off in radio history, a speedy recover.
-Jim
Scott W
Larry walking back into the studio will be like Willis Reed walking into the Garden. A cheer, and a glass, will go up across the land as the hero returns from injury to his venue of greatness. Can’t wait.
Matt
Larry,
You are starting to piss me off. LOL. Need you back buddy. My IPOD is lonely without your voice in it’s head.
Barry Bowman
Wow, I keep going back to the well for that looonng sip of (fill in your favorite adult beverage here)and find you’re still on the injured list Larry. Please get well soon. You are seriously missed. As an old morning guy radio jock up here in the Great White North I’ve followed you ever since I can remember first spotting you in Pretty Woman and telling my wife “this guy is going places!” Actually so did my marriage shortly after that but that’s not important…I must confess I tried to mimic your style with all your throw away lines and hilarious set-ups but my listeners just thought I was drinking on-air (which is what I was doing actually.) A martini in a coffee cup is never a good idea At 5AM. I much prefer the actual Starbucks cup unless you prefer a Grande macchiato which clashes with the vermouth-not recommended. Get well Larry!
Barry Bowman
Victoria, B.C.
JMill
Miss ya big guy
state your name
Larry, I (we) need to hear the one about you having to get up and do your act following a memorial service again. You know, the one where the security guy tells you to shush when you attempt to tell him that the timing is bad. Of course, I’d (we’d) also like to hear the one about you trying to escape the angry school mob in the pouring rain when the car wouldn’t start. Then again, it would be nice to hear the one about the day where you spilled coffee three times. Anyway, you pick. Just come back to us- please!
Mick McNamara
Just a wee note to wish you well Larry.Hope your rehabilitation is going to plan and you are getting back to your old self or even better a new and improved Larry Miller ala The six Million Dollar Man. Do you think you may be able to wangle some Bionic prosthetics,maybe Bionic hair?!!!!
I will be passing through L.A in December and I would love nothing better than to catch one of your shows,so get well soon and with luck I shall see you in the flesh soon.
Phil
Larry, I have wondered what I should say for a few weeks. (I’m more of a “sign my name” kind of guy where cards are concerned.) I love podcasts—I was raised on talk radio—but I tire of news & politics shows and don’t care for unnecessarily crass humor podcasts. Thank you for being the perfect humor podcast for this old soul/prude. You’re a class act, and I truly appreciate you.
Phil
PS—I absolutely love Necessary Roughness, and it is to your credit that someone as genuine and amiable as you can play such a jerk. Well done, sir.
Terry Sampson
I realize it takes what it takes to get better – I’m hoping your back in full comedic shape as soon as possible. I’m enjoying the reruns, but look forward to your new observations as the world travels by – I look forward to those each week.
Get better and get back to it Larry!
Terry
Kirk
Can’t wait to have you back, Larry…if you are being held incommunicado, let us know and we’ll send out a rescue team as soon as we’re sober enough to drive.
Love you and miss you, and can’t wait for the next LMDS event in my neck of the woods (Las Vegas)
Homer is Homer!
Peter Nelson
Greetings from Western Massachusetts! Everybody misses you and hopes you’re mending well.
I was shaving while listening to your rebroadcast of the Safety Razor Update this morning, and BELIEVE IT OR BELIEVE IT NOT, I managed to slice my face to ribbons. The power of suggestion?
walkerp
Hope you are mending well, Larry! We miss you and I grow slightly more concerned each week that you are still hors combat. I sincerely hope that this is all an important part of a slow healing process and that there isn’t something more serious going on here. Even if you can’t come back and do the show, I sincerely hope that you are doing well and happy with your family. You’re a great guy and your philosophy has really made me appreciate my own life more. I’ll be raising a martini for you!
Kimberly
Dear Larry & Doc & Colonel, I miss you all. Yesterday I was out for a walk and it was simply a perfect day and I was wishing I had an episode of TWWLM to play but I was fresh out.
I’m looking forward to your healthy return!
Heidi Watson
Are you better yet? How bout now? Can’t wait to hear you saying new funny stuff! Miss you!
Joe Kaliski
Boy, you have been out a long time. I hope you are getting all better; mostly for your sake and also somewhat for my sake.
Mike Skeffington
Miss you Larry – hope your feeling better and look forward to all your new stories!
Tony
Larry, I hope you’re feeling better! Miss your great stories and bits of wisdom and whimsy. Get well soon!
Rrrrr
Enough is enough Larry! Get back to the Podcast, you have people to save!
Country Maron
You didn’t go skiing again, did you? Get well all ready!
David
We still miss you larry
Ferg
Larry: Will you return for fresh McIntosh apples. I am willing to get them from an orchard in Dundela, Ontario, Canada … the home of the original McIntosh apple tree. The McIntosh is unquestionable the best apple in the world and these ones are the best of the best.
If you feed my Larry Miller habbit, I’ll feed your McIntosh apple habbit. Do we have a deal? Come on Larry, Get back soon.
Hugh
Great to hear from you again Larry! So happy to know you’re doing well.
Hagglet
I hope you feel better soon. We miss you.
Michael Shashoua
Get well soon, Larry!
Reds
Miss you, Larry!
Jeff
Just wanted to let you know how much I love listening to the show. I hope you are doing well. Sorry to hear about your accident. Pluto most definately is a planet and I sure wish I could order a “Winner” hot dog here in Utah! Get well soon! Thanks for all the wonderful entertaining shows! Jeff.
Bluecrab
Just finished 230. and just grabbed a few newer episodes. Heard the news you got bunged up. Wow. Hope that has nothing to do with the number 5. Maybe it should now be:
#9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9 #9, etc. I’m sure you get the reference.
ps I was pleasantly surprised when you popped up in Bobcat’s “God Bless America”.
You know you are a man after most peoples hearts. Thanks for sharing so much.
GWS! Gene
Bryce
I am so looking forward to your return, Larry. Your podcast has become such an important part of my week. Saturday evenings for me are total decompression for an hour with your show. I’ve plowed through all of your old shows a couple of times already. I’m seriously jonesing for some new content! Help a brother out?
xpo172
Get well and come back on the air Larry!
Corey Jackson
Get well, Larry. Your podcast is a bright spot in a lot of people’s weeks. Thanks so much.
Herbert Hodgson
Gday Larry,
Just wanted to send my best wishes from the other side of the world, Canberra Australia to be exact. I have been a fan of yours for along time initially in your roll as ‘the guy who steals the show’ in your many movie roles, and later thrilled to hear you along side Adam on the podcast. I listen to many comedy podcasts and you are often referenced by your peers as a pioneer, icon and most commonly as a true gentlemen of your craft.
Larry I wish you the fullest of recoveries and in good time look forward to hearing you on the podcast again.
Kind regards and best wishes to you and your family!
Herbert
Paul Kirsch
Hiya pal! Get better soon! LMDS Los Angeles Chapter is wishing you a safe return, with faith that your mind is buzzing with a stockpile of stories.
I’ve learned to appreciate any mixed drink with the words “blackberry,” “currant” and “agave” in their description, and in any order. Whatever they serve you is so dark that light can’t escape its depths, though you do have to watch out for the occasional watered-down beverage. In that event, I keep my magical LMDS card handy to flip at the forehead of a passing waitress and shout: “Nominum quid geminus?!” and am promptly escorted out of the establishment.
Gerrence George
Have a speedy recovery Larry! You are missed. Bout to have a Martini in your honor!
Felix Vasquez
We miss you, Larry! Next time I go to the bar I’ll knock a few back for you!
Brian
Hope Larry and his family are all okay. It’s been so long since we’ve heard his cheery voice, his joke of the week, a razor/hamper update, and his warm and familiar sign-off reminding us that the game is over and we have won. I certainly feel as though I’ve won just by having had the experience of getting to know Larry through his podcasts. I feel very torn over this situation – on the one hand I think that Larry’s fans are very loyal ones, and that we deserve to know at least a little about what’s going on. On the other hand, I respect Larry’s wishes and/or his family’s wishes to keep everything private. Either way, I miss the guy and sincerely hope he returns soon.
stephen holmes
ok, ok !
you can have the hamper…..as soon as you come back to us.
which we hope is VERY soon for the sake of all of us, including YOU!
it’s been waaaaay tooo long……..
Ted
Hey Larry,
I just listened to you read Carl Sandburg’s “Chicago” for the fifth or sixth time. It never gets old. That poem may speak to me more then any poem I’ve ever heard or read. Thank you again for it. I hope you are feeling well.
Ted
steven
Larry, Hope you are feeling better. I need a fresh Miller fix.
Jonas
Greetings from Switzerland! Get well quickly please, if you haven’t already! I am going through ‘This Week With Larry Miller’ withdrawal, because rebroadcasts are just not quite as awesome as new ones. Obviously it’s most important that you are well before you start podcasting again, but I am definitely looking forward to when you do again!
Hieronymus Fortesque Lickspittle
Get well soon Larry! I heard on David Feldman’s podcast that you recently had your first show after your injury. Best wishes, I’ve enjoyed your comedy from the beginning, which is more damned years ago than I care to remember!
lmcast
Working out a return date! Thanks for all of your patience and kind words. It has really meant a lot to Larry. You folks really are the best. — Col. Jeff
state your name
Didn’t ANYBODY learn anything from Gilligan’s Island? When Larry returns, it might be in the form of his evil alter-ego, brought to the forefront by the head trauma. Before he returns, I think he should hit his head again (nothing violent… maybe just use a rubber chicken), which will cause him to go back into regular Larry mode.
C.J.
Hey Larry – Here’s to your health, and to your hopefully-imminent return! (Yes, that is two drinks, and this is certainly a double.)
ConsiderItDone
Larry – we here are thinking about you and are cheering you on as you recover. We wish you and your family the best.
Cyndy M
Miss your voice, your insight, your big heart.
Please get better soon!
Cyndy
Brian cavanaugh
Larry, I am convinced when you get back, you will get a Santa Monica to Epcot answer right! I’m gunning for you. Get well and good luck with rehab. Brian
Joe
Get back on that horse you old fart!
Jim Speer
Dear Larry,
We are still here waiting for your eminent return. I have listened to all of your weekly re-broadcasts. They are as good as gold. We wish you well in your continued recovery. You make our world a better place.
We love you
The Speers in Toledo, Ohio
Lauren K from RVA
Hi Larry,
I heard of your epic battle with an alien minotaur that saved the world from sure destruction but has left you trapped in a parallel universe where you must recuperate through the drinking of fine gin and the having of (Wife and God approved) affairs with magnanimous amazonian women and I wanted to thank you for your great sacrifice.
That being said: I miss you, and I miss your stories. Hell, I even started reading poetry again. Hoping to have you back you soon. Get well and stay well – Lauren
Erik
Larry,
Since your accident, I have accepted an invitation from the US Peace Corps. I now live in South Africa. It would really, really, really make it feel like home – at least for the length of one episode per week – to have you back. I hope you are getting well – the podcast world misses you.
Erik
Anthony Giudice
Mr Miller,
Please get well soon.
I miss my dose of normalcy each week.
Respectfully,
Tony G.
lmcast
FINALLY, someone got the story right! 😉 — Col Jeff
Randy
LARRY WHERE ARE YOU? I stopped listening to your show. Because I have already listened to all the old programs. I will continue to check back back and see if you are going to return. Hurry back we miss ya. An Irish Lmds member.
Dicey
Hurry Up Already…..and get well
Llamar un doble? , Vous appelez cela un doble?, Che si chiana un doppio?, Nazywasz to podwojne?
VOS DICO UT A GEMINUS? The Spanish and Latin translations are said fast enough to catch the bartender before he leaves. But the barkeep is long gone by the time the french and italian guy raises the issue. Finally the polish guy seems lready loaded so why bring it up? And what is up with a polish word that starts with the letters Nazy?
Come Back soon and keeping my day job
PFD
Dicey
Hurry Up Already…..and get well
Llamar un doble? , Vous appelez cela un doble?, Che si chiana un doppio?, Nazywasz to podwojne?
VOS DICO UT A GEMINUS? The Spanish and Latin translations are said fast enough to catch the bartender before he leaves. But the barkeep is long gone by the time the french and italian guy raises the issue. Finally the polish guy seems already loaded so why bring it up? And what is up with a polish word that starts with the letters Nazy?
Come Back soon and keeping my day job
PFD
Chris Higgins
We miss you so very much, and hope for your healthy return. I drive a semi truck and listen to your podcast every week. I’ve listened to all your podcasts.
Your stories have made me look at my life differently (in a good way). Your so great to listen to, like i have a new friend. But now this new friend is hurting and i can’t do anything to help ya out. So get better for your family and friends.
I’m sure the dr and col are going bonkers without ya.
thanks alot get well soon.
Chris Higgins
Sgt USMC Ret
Susann
LARRY! I miss you and was thinking about you this a.m., debating whether to throw out a sliver of soap! And I went out this past weekend and hoisted my drink and said “Nominem Quid Geminus!” Get well and come back soon!
Mark Schooley
Larry,
It has been entirely too long since I have heard you tell a new story. You have always been one of my favorite comedians and I love it when you are on the Adam Carolla podcast. I hope that you are feeling well enough to start your podcasts again soon. We all miss you.
Allen
Miss you a lot Mr. Miller. I hope you get to feeling better. I miss you on the show…. Any show.. Get well soon.
Sincerely,
Allen
Chili B
so glad to hear that you are doing well enough to resume your public service podcast in Jan 2013.
Oh what a great year it will be having you back in my earbuds.
tab
My fectas are failing. So, I’m glad to hear you are coming back soon. I hope that as part of your recovery, you’ve been perfecting your technique and can give us all some updated lessons in fectafication.