Larry’s Little White Lie
Larry genuinely loves to be wrong. But this week, he loves to be right! That’s the truth. Not a little white lie. That comes later, if we can figure out what a white lie exactly is.
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Three new updates this week! Now with semi-relevant sound effects! Larry goes overboard with the “Burial At Sea Update.” Then we get a charge out of the “Dead Battery Update.” Finally, he puts the “mental” in “Environmental Update.” Curly lightbulbs, watch your back.Quote of the week: “Prisoners get better toilet paper than that.”
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Show Credits
Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana, LMDS
9 Comments
Grant Young
Would love to see a photo of Hamas dance studio… if this is true.
big jim
I am the new & proud owner of a Brooks Brother seersucker suit. I just bought some nice denim top-siders on sale and with a navy polo and a jaunty pocket square, I think I could possibly be the 2nd key-note speaker of the 3rd Official Million Martini March Convention (I don’t presume to be even attend the first OFMMMC, let alone be a key-note speaker, but give me a year or two, I’ll have a fine speech tucked behind my pocket square!
blogenfreude
I used your Amazon link to buy my latest 6 month supply of Rogaine. Was that wrong?
And get yourself a jump pack – I think Prestone makes them. Allows you to jump yourself, so to speak, no other battery required.
Susan Thatcher
I love the happy music. It sounds like the fight song for a small East Coast College (one that gets to be the Cinderella team in the NCAA basketball tourney). They’d have a team with a name like the “Fighting Muskrats” or “Landry’s Tiger Moths” and could have been the backdrop for a 1930s screwball comedy (with or without Marx Brothers).
Susan Thatcher
And for the little college, their ladies teams are called “The Amazons.”
Minesh
Larry, don’t leave clothes behind. I operate a hotel, and it’s a big hassle to store stuff left behind for a minimum of 90 days before we can dispose of it.
If you really don’t want them, leave a note on the clothes telling the housekeeper she is welcome to keep them, or just man up and throw them away.
lmcast
Who knew? Thanks for the info!
lmcast
see our facebook page. facebook.com/larrymillerpodcast
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obviously like your website but you need to check the spelling on several of your posts. Many of them are rife with spelling issues and I find it very bothersome to tell the truth nevertheless I’ll surely come back again.