This episode is a little late because Larry had an audition. And he was almost late to that audition because of, how shall we say, biology. And you’ll hear all about it! Plus, we get a report on Larry’s post-audition lunch and the “Biblical hotties” that work there. And Larry talks about the great Sean Connery movie “The Man Who Would Be King.” On Poetry Corner, Larry recites another great one from Edgar Albert Guest: “Tinkerin’ At Home.” And news from Milleronia! Larry is getting another dog! Will he learn to fly one of Larry’s helicopters? Quote of the week: “He looks like a Jewish Oddjob.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry plays pantomime with two incomprehensible restaurant employees. Or someone was playing an elaborate practical joke on him. He winds up paying $13.82 for a Coke, but gets an “instant classic” story for the show out of it. And to heck with his diet. And we learn what the name “Third Base Bar” means. Plus, Larry recites the poem “A Wish” by Matthew Arnold and talks about the “Thin Man” series of movies. Quote of the week: “Rendezvous, which in French means Rendezvous.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

The Queen of Milleronia is off in Vegas, so Viva Las Larry! Larry tells stories about beautiful Vegas weddings and the time Larry mistakenly thought his friend was trying to turn him into a coke fiend. We hear about the great Ann Margaret movie Viva Las Vegas (some rock singer guy was in it, too) and Larry recites the moving poem “There Will Come Soft Rains.” Is this a great show? You bet your not-so-sweet bippy! Quote of the week: “Make sure you get a good silkwood scrub with a hard brush.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry is excited about the recent contact with Pluto (which you’ll say is a real planet if you know what’s good for ya). Then you’ll learn about Milleronian sharks and why you don’t want to ride in a town car in Milleronia. Plus, the beautful poem The Palanquin Bearers and another John Wayne classic, Cahill US Marshal on Magic Movie Moment. Quote of the week: “Hey, your rich Uncle Mergatroid just died.” Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox