Put That Shirt on A Fat Dummy

Larry is smitten with Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson. Will his love be requited, even though the top of his head is missing?

Larry talks about how hard modeling is. Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful. Then we hear about a woman who wouldn’t believe that Larry was Larry and why you shouldn’t bother starting a diet until after the Super Bowl.

And we have a new update, the update update. Is this the update to end all updates? Or is it no update at all? (A gong rings in the distance.)

That’s it? You’re done reading the episode description? Doesn’t surprise me. You’ve done nothing but complain since you got here.

Quote of the week: “This way, no one knows you’re bald.”


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Show Credits

Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana, LMDS

9 Comments

  • Jack

    Perhaps the bassline of the theme is so silly – and on a tuba – because an upright bass couldn’t be heard properly on early recording devices, as in when they had to position the players far away from the recording technologies, before they could alter sound levels, etc…

  • bigbrew4u

    Super Bowl?! Then there is St. Valentine’s Day, St. Patrick’s Day, Easter, Arbor Day, May Day, Flag Day, Independence Day (July 4th), Women’s Equality Day, Patriot Day (Sept. 11th), Rosh Hashanah, Halloween, Election Day, Pearl Harbor Day, then Kwanzaa, so there is really no good time start a diet. Crap.

  • Matt in NH

    You know what? That was great airport story. By the way, it was much more positive than Adam’s usual airport rant. At any rate, thanks for breaking down the jokes for us, I honestly enjoy your joke explanations because they are often funnier than the joke!

  • Jim

    I have downloaded but haven’t had time to listen to this episode (tomorrows the big day) but I must say, the title has me hooked. I’m gonna get up early so as to get this going. As always, a big thanks to you guys for the great podcasts. I will continue to recommend and support as much as I can.

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