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The TSA Took My Toothpaste Away
The TSA nabs a full tube of Larry’s toothpaste and then gets grabby with him. But Larry is compliant, if not soft and pliant. Also in this episode, Larry continues his love affair with newspapers and the ink-stained wretches that write them. And speaking of news, a chapter of the Larry Miller Drinking Society makes the paper, and not even in the local crime blotter, if you can believe that! Then we hear about tough German helmets, worn by tough guys on not-so-tough bikes. Also, Larry talks about how sometimes he like memories better than he likes photos. And here’s an update on the hamper update… this episode does contain…
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Blame It On George Wallace
Comedian George Wallace talks Larry into bribing an airline clerk, with disastrously hilarious results. Or hilariously disastrous results. It wasn’t pretty. Let’s just say that. Then hear about a pint-sized Larry (and cronies) trying to perform outpatient surgery on a friend with a pen knife. And we hear about Larry’s continuing love affair with wrestling and office supplies. Also, Larry makes a few Freudian slips. You know what a Freudian slip is, right? It’s when you say one thing when you mean your mother. Quote of the week: “What’s the word? Beer!” Get your very own Larry Miller Drinking Society card by sending a stamped self-addressed envelope to: Larry Miller…
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The Tao of Larry
Is this episode your path to total spiritual enlightenment? Legally, we can’t say yes, so, let’s just say more than likely. Consider the following zen koans presented in this week’s episode. Is a yogurt maker still a yogurt maker if it has never been used to make yogurt? And what is the sound of two pears not ripening? Yes, grasshopper, only when the boozehound is ready will the bartender appear. And remember, nobody likes a narc. What happens on the podcast stays on the podcast. Don’t rat Larry out to his wife! So, they don’t have a hamper yet. Big deal! And ick-snay on the eye-ay ows-bray! Not to mention…
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This Episode is Gluten Free!
Larry goes to the emergency room with his son after he gets beaned playing baseball. Larry tells us how to enjoy spending time in a hospital and how to hail the world’s biggest cab. Not in the same night, though. Then we hear about Larry trying to act like a hot shot while at the hardware store. Other important topics covered include Larry’s love of blue Bic pens and yellow legal pads, his battles over the air conditioner in his house. Listen to this show and you’ll be happy. And we’ll be happy. And the lights will be happy, because they’re on. And you’ll wake up in manure bark. All…
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