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Dine and Dash With Larry Miller
Larry speaks out against the dine and ditch. You know, the chew and screw? The eat and fleet? The mash and dash? The ol’ grub and snub? (Is anyone still reading?) You get the point. And why does Larry always get blamed for things? Whatever the reason is, it must be in his chromosomes, because now his kids are getting blamed for things as well. Then we get to hear about the day Larry learned he could chug beer and him getting knocked out by a left hook. Are these two stories related? The smart money is on “yes.” Later, Larry sarcastically lobbies for giving Guinness to children. And finally…
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Belly Dancing & Bourbon Apologies
Larry’s dad tries to eyeball belly dancers and winds up getting a sensory overload, but not one of the ocular variety. And Larry gets blamed for his letting his kids golf indoors. Why? That’s how Sammy Snead got his first hole in the one. Or hole in the wall, anyway. And we have another installment of our increasingly frequent segment “Errata.” Larry corrects his previous statement about what does and does not constitute bourbon whiskey and has a snort of same as a way of starting the healing process. “Let’s never fight again.” Speaking of booze, Larry expounds on why he doesn’t care for champagne and points out the irony…
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Too Much Booze and The Mile High Club
Congratulations, Dr. IQ, you've found the latest episode of This Week With Larry Miller! Hear about Larry's less-than-successful attempt to join the mile high club and other tales of booze-infused good intentions gone wrong. This week's additions to the Larry lexicon are, "a quick one," "a slow five" and "have congress."