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This Episode is Gluten Free!
Larry goes to the emergency room with his son after he gets beaned playing baseball. Larry tells us how to enjoy spending time in a hospital and how to hail the world’s biggest cab. Not in the same night, though. Then we hear about Larry trying to act like a hot shot while at the hardware store. Other important topics covered include Larry’s love of blue Bic pens and yellow legal pads, his battles over the air conditioner in his house. Listen to this show and you’ll be happy. And we’ll be happy. And the lights will be happy, because they’re on. And you’ll wake up in manure bark. All…
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Booze Yoga For Beginners
Hear about Larry’s dad making verbal and physical contortions in order to pooch a little extra scotch each night. OK, more like pooch a lotta extra scotch each night. Larry also talks about his childhood job — pouring his dad’s beer — and how he managed to make his dad “dad mad.” Show Summary Then we hear about the genesis AND conspiracy of Mother’s Day. Larry beefs at great length about the preferential treatment that moms get. But he IS NOT YELLING at you. And why is having three names good for a woman, but bad for a man? Larry will explain this mysterious mystery. Also, our host laments the…
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Larry’s Biggest Laugh Ever
Hear the tale of the biggest, longest and deepest laugh Larry’s ever had in his life. And it was when he was a kid, so he’s had a long time to top it. Show Summary Larry’s good at drinking and good at packing, but not at packing while drunk. Then we hear about Larry’s weekend in Tampa and the good times he had hanging out with his friend, having giant, comedy-sized drinks. Larry talks about other indulgences, both minor and major and muses on why they should not be regretted. Our host once again confirms that he is, in fact, a “big boy” and nobody disagrees. Larry also espouses the…
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Dawg Bites Drunk Mann
Why is the metric system tearing our society apart? When did ‘pudding’ become ‘mousse’? And what’s a guy gotta do to get a half gallon of whiskey? All these questions and more are answered in this episode of This Week With Larry Miller. Larry also reads some letters from far-flung listeners, and works on organizing the worldwide chapters of the Larry Miller Drinking Society. He also talks about the family dog and recalls stories from his school days — most of which involve petty vandalism, drinking on rooftops and dropping heavy objects off rooftops. Pictured above: Larry admires the frat house meets New Orleans brothel decor of the Carolla One…
