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Does He Drink Coffee?
An update on the five soap bar parlay, AKA the fivefecta — the feat that has everyone from international diplomats to toothbrush re-bristlers on pins and needles awaiting news. The bold stroke of derring-do that makes Ernest Shackleton look like a wino taking a nap in a hammock. Speaking of Ernest Shackleton, Larry firmly cops to not caring for boats, while stopping just short of saying exactly why. Hear Larry defend Barry Bonds then compare him to Babe Ruth. And he ain’t talking about home runs. Learn which Greek mythological figure Larry currently resembles. And no, smart guy, it’s not Dionysus. This week’s show has most baffling show title to…
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I Love A Buffet And Other Life Lessons
Buffet, as a concept, is the one thing that ties all Americans together, so says Larry. Also hear how Larry taught his son a valuable life lesson with his favorite instructional tool — a pie. (Who are we kidding? Larry’s favorite everything is a pie.) Larry talks about the lengths he’d go to in order to save his wife’s life and why that answer isn’t good enough for her. Get introduced to the latest food measuring increment. Not the cup, not the liter, but the bucket. Find out why Larry’s great great Grandmother stopped speaking to his great great Grandfather — for 62 years. Larry admits to being lured into…
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Larry’s Five Soap Bar Parlay!
Hear the most erudite vomiting analogy ever. And learn the tale behind the enigmatic expression “Chicken Larry.” On this week’s show, Larry unabashedly professes his love for being in a marching band. He also discusses more about being “Dad cheap.” Find out what personal hygiene item in Larry’s home most resembles an Aztec pyramid. Fortune cookies stink. This bat’s getting rusty. Are you a cardinal? Even if you’re not, you will learn that in Larry’s world, “power booting” has nothing to do with restarting a computer. Larry admits he doesn’t mind cleaning up baby vomit, but he’s not so enamored by the barf of people in the studio. Make sure…
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The Greatest Story Larry’s Ever Heard
Hear Larry’s Uncle Harry’s bizarre, face to face confrontation with a Japanese soldier at the close of World War II. Larry opens the show by admitting he doesn’t know how to dress properly for weather and is at fault for his own sleepiness. Hear about Larry’s “office on Venus” and how it made him sleepy for nine years. Do you like it when Larry talks about vikings? Well, you will not be disappointed with this episode! Be an auditory witness as Larry segues from daylight saving time into vikings and King Phyrrus and slam, bang, pow, straight into the downside of Cinco De Mayo. It can’t be done, you say?…
