Larry and crew uncover a glut of McIntosh apples. And Larry is a patriot and supports The Marines, but he performs a feat at Camp Pendleton that he doesn’t think any Marine can compete with. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about The Sons of Katie Elder starring John Wayne and Dean Martin and on Poetry Corner, Larry recites “I Need Not Go” by Thomas Hardy. Quote Of The Week: “Sean Connery as James Bond never asked, “Do these pants make me look fat?” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris…

Larry scoffs at fancy Thanksgiving food preparation and sings the praises of plain old turkey, stuffing and mashed potatoes. He gives you pointers on how to keep Thanksgiving simple. Hint: it does not involve any kim chee or walnuts. The Joke Of The Week is MIA, but Larry gives you a big dose of “Wizard of Oz” on Magic Movie Moment. And we find an apple that is almost as good as the McIntosh, but probably more difficult to find. Quote Of The Week: “Oh, shut up. That’s what we do.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer:…

Larry takes his son, the Marine, to the train station for infantry training on Veteran’s Day. And Larry admits he knows nothing about training or trains. Then we battle Larry’s apple apathy with two new varieties. Plus we hear about the great movie “Patton,” and Larry recites a poem by Carl Sandburg. Above: Larry presides over a gloriously cool LA day. Quote Of The Week: “They’re not from Korea or the moon.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana