Hear a hilarious tale of how Larry and Jerry Seinfeld once unwittingly terrified a young Yakov Smirnoff. That leads to a re-telling of Larry’s hilarious “one no good, five OK” story, where Larry, Jerry and Yakov go to Tijuana to buy fireworks. We do “They Were Expendable” on the Magic Movie Moment, in honor of Veterans Day and “Death Be Not Proud,” by John Donne on The Poetry Corner. Quote Of The Week: “He was now the head and face of Jerry Seinfeld.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

We do an ode to Hal Needham, stuntman and director and Larry talks about Halloween and Daylight Savings and why he loves only one of them. Then Larry recites “Carpe Diem” by Shakespeare and talks about the movie “How Green Was My Valley.” (Spoiler alert: It was very green.) Tune in anyway, for Pete’s sake! Quote Of The Week: “It confuses the cows.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Hear how Larry wound up eating veal parmesan for breakfast. (At least he didn’t try to order quiche!) We hear about a great moment from one of the Pink Panther movies. Then Larry recites “A Song” by William Blake, which is actually a poem, but at least it’s spelled phonetically, which is more than we can say for the word “phonetically.” Quote Of The Week: “I understand hotels and they understand me.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry looks back on his recent birthday and fondly cherishes the simple moments. Especially since nobody gave him a hat. Then Larry recites “The Pig” by Roald Dahl for The Poetry Corner and Larry goes ape over the original 1933 King Kong for The Magic Movie Moment. Quote Of The Week: “I’d like some of this furniture to take home.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana