Larry goes not gangsta, but gangster. This week, find out why the sequester means nothing, nothing means nothing, why you shouldn’t hang out naked inside a refrigerator and why you shouldn’t accept a ride to the airport from a guy named “Knuckles.” Quote of the week: “This sounds like a lot of hooey.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry is absurdly amused by this week’s musical question. Which leads into a hilarious story about his days in high school musicals. The Hamper Update becomes the hamper stalemate, then motorcycle jokes, funny poems and more. Remember, it’s This Week With Larry Miller–the world’s only 50 minute long half hour show! Quote of the week: “What an elegant bathroom we have made for ourselves.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry struggles to get excited about Presidents Day and lobbies for a better holiday, like Sean Connery Day or better yet, Bond Girls Day. Now, there’s a holiday worth closing a bank over. Plus a bonus poem in this week’s “Poetry Corner.” Quote of the week: “A good boy always carries a clean hankie.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana

Larry drives up the coast for his first live appearance and can’t stop eating split pea soup. We wait in vain hoping to hear the Pope to say, “Nominum quid geminus?” Plus, the premiere of a new segment, “The Magic Movie Moment.” Quote of the week: “It’s like a blimp shot.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr. Chris Laxamana