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    A Message From Larry! Plus One Million Downloads Can’t Be Wrong (rebroadcast)

    The old fivefecter himself checks in with a message for the LMDS at the top of this week’s show! Then, in this week’s rebroadcast, Larry eats hot Cambodian food with a tunnel rat from Drake’s Drum. And so goes the world’s most enigmatic episode description. Eh, shift happens. Yes, hear about Larry dining with one of his drinking pals, whose food was so spicy, Larry couldn’t even stand to SMELL it! Also, baseball players are funnier than you think. Especially when they’re pretending someone stinks. And so goes the world’s least amusing rhyme. But hear about Cleveland’s Josh Tomlin getting upstaged by a teammate on TV. Then Larry talks about…

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    Musso and Frank and Sween (Rebroadcast)

    Larry tells tales from the start of the Million Martini March and shares signs of the end of the world. We hear about Larry and the crew’s trip our for hot shaves, martinis, chicken and waffles. Then he talks about a commercial he saw while watching the Jets game that upset him to the very core of his soul. By the end of this episode, you’ll realize the huge difference between “and…?” and “and by…” Also, Larry waxes nostalgic for the likes of Anita Ekberg and Anne Jeffreys. Then we hear about what you DON’T want to hear at a silent auction. That’s right, honey. You’re a winner. Quote of…

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    This Episode is Gluten Free! (Rebroadcast)

    Larry goes to the emergency room with his son after he gets beaned playing baseball. Larry tells us how to enjoy spending time in a hospital and how to hail the world’s biggest cab. Not in the same night, though. Then we hear about Larry trying to act like a hot shot while at the hardware store. Other important topics covered include Larry’s love of blue Bic pens and yellow legal pads, his battles over the air conditioner in his house. Listen to this show and you’ll be happy. And we’ll be happy. And the lights will be happy, because they’re on. And you’ll wake up in manure bark. All…

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    Live From Larry’s House Redux

    Another encore presentation! Yes, you remember Roger, Dwayne and Encore Presentation from What’s Happening, right? Larry goes into the lioness’ den and does a hamper update from his own home! Yes, Larry risks life and limb by doing a hamper update right under his wife’s nose. How could that be a problem? Yes, Larry’s about to head out for a bunch of dates on the road, so we thought we would rehearse some remote records before he steps out into the world, so this show is brought to you live by remote from less than 10 miles from the ACE Broadcasting studio. Isn’t the future amazing, folks? Quote of the…