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Larry Gets a Smell Tattoo
Larry lifts a line from Leno to explain getting sprayed by a cologne skunk at Macy’s — a smell tattoo. Neither silkwood showers not Irish Spring can liberate Larry from this odious odiferousness.We also hear about Larry watching “Wrath of Khan” with his family and we have a new segment — the poetry corner! Beatniks and highbrows, rejoice! Pictured above: Uncle Arnie, from the “Does He Drink Coffee” story! Quote of the week: “I have gone through an Indiana Jones warehouse full of Old Spice.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr.…
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The Geopolitics of Socks
Larry needs a U.N. resolution just to keep his feet warm. Yes, Larry gets into a mental logjam trying to buy some socks. Then he wonders what something is worth if you get it at a discount. Give Larry some credit. No, literally, give him some credit. The battle of the safety razor blade continues. Then Larry pines for macintosh apples (the fruit, not the computer) and waxes nostalgic about Venus Paradise (the coloring set, not the strip joint near the airport). Later, we hear about Washington coming BACK across the Delaware, the little-known (by us) history of the Amazons, why the founding fathers were so high and how much…
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Larry’s Little White Lie
Larry genuinely loves to be wrong. But this week, he loves to be right! That’s the truth. Not a little white lie. That comes later, if we can figure out what a white lie exactly is.Three new updates this week! Now with semi-relevant sound effects! Larry goes overboard with the “Burial At Sea Update.” Then we get a charge out of the “Dead Battery Update.” Finally, he puts the “mental” in “Environmental Update.” Curly lightbulbs, watch your back. Quote of the week: “Prisoners get better toilet paper than that.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff…
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3 Kinds of People That Walk in LA
Three kinds of people walk in LA. And courtesy of a dead car battery, Larry becomes one of them and fails to conquer time. Then Larry tells of his longing for McClure’s pickles and of hinge abuses around his house during possibly his most rambunctious hamper update ever. A John Carradine AND a David Carradine reference in one episode? Plus Larry gets the website address right for 3 weeks in a row? Plus, this is our longest episode ever by 46 whole seconds! You’re welcome! (This IS a half-hour show, you know.) Pinch yourself. You may be dreaming. Quote of the week: “It’s just as good as the pickle story.”…
