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Dine and Dash With Larry Miller
Larry speaks out against the dine and ditch. You know, the chew and screw? The eat and fleet? The mash and dash? The ol’ grub and snub? (Is anyone still reading?) You get the point. And why does Larry always get blamed for things? Whatever the reason is, it must be in his chromosomes, because now his kids are getting blamed for things as well. Then we get to hear about the day Larry learned he could chug beer and him getting knocked out by a left hook. Are these two stories related? The smart money is on “yes.” Later, Larry sarcastically lobbies for giving Guinness to children. And finally…
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One No Good, Five OK
Larry in Tijuana with Jerry Seinfeld and Yakov Smirnoff? Write your own punch line here. Hear about their trip south of the border to buy fireworks and the photo souvenir they (sort of) have to remember the trip by. Show Summary In this show, we meander from McCourt vs. McCourt to Kenesaw Mountain Landis vs. Kennesaw Mountain to Larry vs. Pliny the Elder. Then Larry talks about some of the greatest books ever written and how he never got around to reading them. Larry and his wife battle over the location of his lucky writing chair. Confusion about The Barefoot Contessa ensues. Then Larry catches his wife in a mistake.…
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You Could’ve Had Lunch With Taboo!
Larry gets grief for passing up lunch with one of the Black Eyed Peas to have lunch with his wife. The catch? His wife was the one giving him grief. Show Summary Our host likes to go with the long odds and he once again rolls the dice that there will be any decent food at the ACE studios — and once again loses. He succumbs one more time to passably edible items at the shop, eating ramen noodles for the first time EVER. A million grams of salt later, he moves on to pie. (Please be polite and feign surprise.) Then Larry talks about his very, very few run-ins…
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A Run-In With Keith Richards
Larry gets murdered (on screen) and meets a rock icon all in one episode! Show Summary Hear Larry describe running into Keith Richards in an airport, after eyeballing his wife. Is Keith Richards the coolest guy ever? Possibly, but you’ll have to listen to find out for sure. Then Larry talks about his role in the new Bobcat Goldthwait movie and goes into great detail regarding the craft of being killed onscreen. Wait, are you supposed to say “spolier alert” BEFORE or AFTER you say stuff like that? We’ll look into that. At any rate, Larry talks about some of his favorite movie deaths and why he thinks they are…
