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Larry vs. The Gigantic Slug
The hamper update to end all hamper updates. We know we’ve said it before, but this time, we mean it. Yes, the hamper update takes an unexpected turn that was completely expected. By the time it’s over, Larry is as close to being the Dad from A Christmas Story as he could possibly be. Larry saves his wife from a bloodthirsty, gigantic slug. And does soap-bar melding float your boat? Then get ready for the RETURN OF THE FIVEFECTA, or “How Larry Got His Soap Mojo Back.” But wait, there’s more! We award honorary doctorates and Colonel ranks to the first 500,000 listeners who download this episode! Yes, listen to…
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Larry’s First Joke
Larry’s first joke bombs in a way that defies the very laws of math, physics, space and time. Hear about Larry using the LMDS motto for the first time. He also takes a bold stance AGAINST flying planes by committee. And learn what a “dental chart club” is. How much can you pay for a mediocre breakfast in a New York City hotel? You could buy a month’s worth of Dunkin’ Donuts for that money, that’s all we’re saying. Larry talks about to having nothing but respect for France and nothing but love for Old Spice. And speaking of toiletries, we get an update on the five bar soap parlay.…
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Larry’s Five Soap Bar Parlay!
Hear the most erudite vomiting analogy ever. And learn the tale behind the enigmatic expression “Chicken Larry.” On this week’s show, Larry unabashedly professes his love for being in a marching band. He also discusses more about being “Dad cheap.” Find out what personal hygiene item in Larry’s home most resembles an Aztec pyramid. Fortune cookies stink. This bat’s getting rusty. Are you a cardinal? Even if you’re not, you will learn that in Larry’s world, “power booting” has nothing to do with restarting a computer. Larry admits he doesn’t mind cleaning up baby vomit, but he’s not so enamored by the barf of people in the studio. Make sure…
