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Larry Gets a Smell Tattoo
Larry lifts a line from Leno to explain getting sprayed by a cologne skunk at Macy’s — a smell tattoo. Neither silkwood showers not Irish Spring can liberate Larry from this odious odiferousness.We also hear about Larry watching “Wrath of Khan” with his family and we have a new segment — the poetry corner! Beatniks and highbrows, rejoice! Pictured above: Uncle Arnie, from the “Does He Drink Coffee” story! Quote of the week: “I have gone through an Indiana Jones warehouse full of Old Spice.” Enjoy the show? Tell a friend! And check out www.larrymillerhumor.com Or follow Larry on Twitter @larryjmiller Show Credits Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox Audio Engineer: Dr.…
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The Geopolitics of Socks
Larry needs a U.N. resolution just to keep his feet warm. Yes, Larry gets into a mental logjam trying to buy some socks. Then he wonders what something is worth if you get it at a discount. Give Larry some credit. No, literally, give him some credit. The battle of the safety razor blade continues. Then Larry pines for macintosh apples (the fruit, not the computer) and waxes nostalgic about Venus Paradise (the coloring set, not the strip joint near the airport). Later, we hear about Washington coming BACK across the Delaware, the little-known (by us) history of the Amazons, why the founding fathers were so high and how much…
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Larry Double Downs on Borscht
This episode contains more borscht references than you can shake a soup spoon at. Hear beefy hunk Larry Miller explain the subtle comedic difference between "Ah" and "A-ha."
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Put That Shirt on A Fat Dummy
Larry is smitten with Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Scarlett Johansson. Will his love be requited, even though the top of his head is missing? Larry talks about how hard modeling is. Don’t hate him because he’s beautiful. Then we hear about a woman who wouldn’t believe that Larry was Larry and why you shouldn’t bother starting a diet until after the Super Bowl. And we have a new update, the update update. Is this the update to end all updates? Or is it no update at all? (A gong rings in the distance.) That’s it? You’re done reading the episode description? Doesn’t surprise me. You’ve done nothing but complain…
