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You Can Never Fall Off The Floor
You can fall off a barstool, but you can never fall off the floor. Or so says Larry in this episode. Larry talks about bending an elbow with some fans in Tallahassee. Also, in lieu of a secret handshake for Larry Miller Drinking Society members, we come up with a verbal code. We’d tell you about it here, but it’s verbal! You’ll just have to listen to this episode. Then Larry talks about being persistently lunkheaded or lunkheadedly persistent with a big-time talent agent in New York City in the 1980s. There are updates aplenty this week, include a hamper update, a fourfecta update (formerly the bifecta update) and an…
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The Greatest Story Never Told
Larry once again never gets around to telling his Valentine’s Day stories — or half of the things he planned on talking about on this episode. Show Summary Hear the latest update on the status of the Larry Miller Drinking Society membership cards! Then Larry explains what exactly a self-addressed stamped envelope is and muses on the proper way to pronounce the word “envelope,” without giving a definitive answer. Have you ever wished you could recite the Green Lantern oath with a celebrity? Well, charge up your ring, top off your rocks glass and get ready to recite along with Larry. What does Larry love more than a marching band?…
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The Five Levels of Drinking Redux
Larry performs one of his signature comedy routines, “The Five Levels of Drinking.” This is the first time Larry has ever done this bit NOT in front of a live audience! He then urges caution on the rules for a proposed Larry Miller drinking game. By the way… Later, Larry placates the stateside listeners who feel like they are not getting as much attention as overseas listeners in “exotic” locations. Also hear about normal people, lunatics and actors and how to tell the difference. (Spoiler alert — normal people and actors don’t carry parrots around.) In Larry Miller Drinking Society news, Larry thanks the listeners for abundant suggestions for Latin…
