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Broken Toilets, Broken Hearts
Is it dangerous to refill water bottles? It is when you’re doing it in lieu of tending to an emergency in your loo. The classics all start with a story about an overflowing toilet — The Great Gatsby, Catcher in The Rye, Beowulf, the Fabio autobiography. And now this episode of This Week With Larry Miller. Find out which soldiers Larry sacrificed to stop the advancing tide in his bathroom and the reasoning behind his choice. What’s so great about this episode? Well, Larry’s mic stand starts to collapse in the middle of recording and we don’t stop the show or edit it out. Then we hear about what would…
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Two Is Too Many, Three Is Not Enough
Larry expresses admiration and support for Kim Kardashian. God bless her, she’s a healthy kid. Show Summary It feels like the very first time — Larry’s ever recorded a show or driven in LA as our host forgets to put on his headphones again and gets lost on a road he’s been down 23,000 times. Larry reads an email STOP. Thinks it’s a telegram STOP. Larry talks about how impressed he is by British accents and waxes nostalgic for his time working at Pinewood Studios in England. We find out that knees are, in fact, up at the Lamb and Flag pub. And Larry compares and contrast English, French, Irish…
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Larry Hits Level Five!
Larry has an all-night bender and lives to tell the tale. Hear about his meeting with the business end of “God’s flashlight.” He talks about how he can’t make a martini at home and reveals his recipe for the “jalapeno martini.” And find out why Larry did NOT participate in strip bingo. The answer will not surprise you at all. Show Summary Also in this episode, Larry talks about his Grandma, who never let her family buy her an air conditioner and why his Grandma always read the last ten pages of a book first. We once again discuss the finer points of melding soap bars. Can it be done…
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Does He Drink Coffee?
An update on the five soap bar parlay, AKA the fivefecta — the feat that has everyone from international diplomats to toothbrush re-bristlers on pins and needles awaiting news. The bold stroke of derring-do that makes Ernest Shackleton look like a wino taking a nap in a hammock. Speaking of Ernest Shackleton, Larry firmly cops to not caring for boats, while stopping just short of saying exactly why. Hear Larry defend Barry Bonds then compare him to Babe Ruth. And he ain’t talking about home runs. Learn which Greek mythological figure Larry currently resembles. And no, smart guy, it’s not Dionysus. This week’s show has most baffling show title to…
