Truck Drivin’ S.O.B.
Larry grinds the granny gear as a chain smokin’, C.B. jokin’ truck driving S.O.B. (With all due respect to Deadbolt.) Yes, hear about how a teenaged Larry bluffed his way into a job behind the wheel of a commercial truck.
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Show summary
The battle of the battered hamper continues in the Miller household. Larry and his wife both respond by throwing their clothes in a pile on the floor for three weeks.
Larry again talks about his reluctance to chuck worn out clothes. Then we hear about a listener who is mourning the loss of his beloved soap bar collection, which was not-so-inadvertently thrown out by his wife.
What’s the difference between the number 6 and the number 9? (If you said 3, you may be right and also possibly a smart aleck.) And we also learn that it’s very, very difficult to park an aircraft carrier in Afghanistan. And learn the difference between white meat and the other white meat.
And by…
Quote of the week:
“I’m white meat.”
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Show Credits
Executive Producer: Donny Misraje
Producer: Jeff Fox
Audio Engineer: Chris Laxamana
Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Web Engineer: Sandy Ganz
12 Comments
Good Gravy
Appreciate uploading the episodes so us working stiffs can download before we hit the road for home on Wednesday’s. Love to listen to each episode in my car while going home from work. Thanks.
Also loved the trucker story today. Brings back great memories when I was doing such work when I was a teenager then too.
The Offender
I really need to send in for a card. Just haven’t gotten around to it… Damn I am lazy.
Larry E
Well, I finally did it — I bookmarked Larry’s site under the name “Amazon via Larry Miller”. So when I want the Amazon site and I go to my bookmarks (or “favorites,” or whatever they may be called), Larry’s site shows up right there, and reminds me to go via his site. Less brainwork for me, and that’s important!
Unclewoo
Larry, go find that photo and put it up on the web site!
Beaucifer
Hi Larry,
I have a suggestion for Hotdog that will be named after you should be called “Larry Miller’s Fivefecta Dog” or “Larry’s Level Five,” and you pick maybe your five favorite hotdog topping to go on it. Any way, I love the show and haven’t missed one yet and I want to thank the folks down there for my LMDS card. I just got it with my self addressed stamped envelope. Keep up the good work.
Your friend in Utah.
Beau
“Nominum quid geminus?”
Howard
Given your son’s Jewishness, I’m glad that he was “white meat” as opposed to being “the other white meat”.
OAKLAND_C
Keep up the good work Larry.
And Hey there’s a DEADBOLT fan on the staff! nice.
lmcast
He’s got a curly hand and a wine stain.
lmcast
Thanks very much! We appreciate all of your effort and support. It really does make a big difference.
lmcast
Thanks. That’s very kind. We really do enjoy bringing the show to you.
Johnny
Love the podcasts, Mr. Miller. Thanks for keeping them going! Best wishes to you, your family, and your team.
Trace
Hold on to the old cloths Larry. I still have a T-shirt from 1984 and no, I don’t think I’m a loser or cheap!